Met A Female Online and FINALLY Got A Date!!!

[Seaweed]

Ok just checking in and I'm all ready. Thanks for the advice Rangers. She is going to come a bit early around 5:15. I have the VCR set up and Sleepless in Seattle is re-winded to the beginning. My friend Alfred is coming over in a bit. Hopefully I can have this all wrapped up by 8:00. Does anyone think she is lying about going to New York? Why would Eliza suddenly go to New York?

[warbux]

seaweed, since its your first time with a women... do you know how to put a condom on? Do you even have the right sized condom?












thats a trick question seaweed you have that bitch put the condom on for you.

[ItsMeMrMattE]

lol the VCR. shes going to rob you but be disappointed when she sees you don't even have a dvd, so you will probably get stabbed too. then shes gonna fly to new york.

[warbux]

i remember my first time with a women, it was with a hooker by the name cherry-pie. It was magical and terriyfying at the same time. The way she whipped my rooster out and stuck it in her mouth my first ever blowjob. I remember the feeling of teeth and how it made my gut wrench everytime she would gnaw on my throbbing member. When it came time for penatration, all I could look at was her dirty asshole and the little pieces of shit stuck to the hairs around her browneye.

Dont let your first time define you as a person seaweed, remember that.

[Seaweed]

i remember my first time with a women, it was with a hooker by the name cherry-pie. It was magical and terriyfying at the same time. The way she whipped my rooster out and stuck it in her mouth my first ever blowjob. I remember the feeling of teeth and how it made my gut wrench everytime she would gnaw on my throbbing member. When it came time for penatration, all I could look at was her dirty asshole and the little pieces of shit stuck to the hairs around her browneye.

Dont let your first time define you as a person seaweed, remember that.

That is disgusting. I am getting really nervous but I just took viagra to see how it goes. She should be here in about 40 minutes. I can't believe this is happening. I want to prove to SBR that I am a man and I want to be validated

[Seaweed]

seaweed, since its your first time with a women... do you know how to put a condom on? Do you even have the right sized condom?












thats a trick question seaweed you have that bitch put the condom on for you.

I forgot to buy condoms so I am going to go without one. So I should be good as long as I pull out

[Russian Rocket]

I forgot to buy condoms so I am going to go without one. So I should be good as long as I pull out

[bigtymer56]

I forgot to buy condoms so I am going to go without one. So I should be good as long as I pull out

Didnt know pulling out prevented the spread of Stds.

[ItsMeMrMattE]

wait are you saying this is your first time seaweed?

[JMon]

i remember my first time with a women, it was with a hooker by the name cherry-pie. It was magical and terriyfying at the same time. The way she whipped my rooster out and stuck it in her mouth my first ever blowjob. I remember the feeling of teeth and how it made my gut wrench everytime she would gnaw on my throbbing member. When it came time for penatration, all I could look at was her dirty asshole and the little pieces of shit stuck to the hairs around her browneye.

Dont let your first time define you as a person seaweed, remember that.

[RubberKettle]

One of Seaweed's better threads. Need your picks for football tonight gueyeyeye

[cashin81]

lol, nice vcr reference seaweed.
But im sure your imaginary friend was ABDUL, not alfred.

come on man.

[ArchieBunker]

Sad trying to impress strangers on sports forum

[ArchieBunker]

Seaweeds sex tape leaked

http://youtu.be/rOAJSkx3Okg

[ArchieBunker]

[Booya711]

Seaweeds sex tape leaked

http://youtu.be/rOAJSkx3Okg

It must be with lets go rangers...

[Booya711]

SeaLang....your stories are as old and tired as your fukking grandma....

Would you please just post your consistent losers so the rest of us can make money??

[Russian Rocket]

It must be with lets go rangers...

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

SeaLang....your stories are as old and tired as your fukking grandma....

Would you please just post your consistent losers so the rest of us can make money??

Booah many of SeaVVeeds threads are all time. This included.

[Seaweed]

Wow!! All I can say is what an unforgettable experience with Eliza! She was sooo wild. I don't even know what was happening I just went with the flow and the next thing I knew she was out the door. Everything happened so fast. Only rude thing was when I said see you later she laughed. The best part is my friend Alfred managed to record a bit outside the bedroom after the lights went out. I uploaded the only part suitable. I can finally earn some respect here. Here it is!

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Seabed i fukkin hope that isnt real. Really. Jesus christ.

I can never unhear that. I dont know what I expected.

[Booya711]

Booah many of SeaVVeeds threads are all time. This included.

Mo....I have to respectfully disagree...guy is a complete assclown...

[ArchieBunker]

Wow!! All I can say is what an unforgettable experience with Eliza! She was sooo wild. I don't even know what was happening I just went with the flow and the next thing I knew she was out the door. Everything happened so fast. Only rude thing was when I said see you later she laughed. The best part is my friend Alfred managed to record a bit outside the bedroom after the lights went out. I uploaded the only part suitable. I can finally earn some respect here. Here it is!

Seaweed and Alfred

[ArchieBunker]

You want respect stop the bullshit nobody respects liars

[Booya711]

You want respect stop the bullshit nobody respects liars

Archie...he will never quit...trying to get validation from strangers is all he has...a complete idiot

[Seaweed]

Archie...he will never quit...trying to get validation from strangers is all he has...a complete idiot

Booya, i just had sex for you on camera. I am validated.

[Booya711]

Booya, i just had sex for you on camera. I am validated.

I paid no attention to your session with Alfred.....

[Seaweed]

I paid no attention to your session with Alfred.....

Did you not hear Eliza moaning while you were creeping my threads at SBR? I am big time.

[Booya711]

Did you not hear Eliza moaning while you were creeping my threads at SBR? I am big time.

Big time....fukk I'm dying here....

Let me give you some advice...true big timers don't come to SBR to validate themselves...but again, you are a mental midget and don't understand this..

[Seaweed]

Big time....fukk I'm dying here....

Let me give you some advice...true big timers don't come to SBR to validate themselves...but again, you are a mental midget and don't understand this..

Are you masturbating to my video?

[Booya711]

Are you masturbating to my video?

Again since you are slow....I paid no attention to your worthless video....

[ArchieBunker]

Archie...he will never quit...trying to get validation from strangers is all he has...a complete idiot

After a week long grind at work had a good laugh today

[Seaweed]

Again since you are slow....I paid no attention to your worthless video....

But you do pay attention to every post I write, right?

[ArchieBunker]

Guess that playoff series choke with Boston really ****** up Seaweed

[GUMMO77]

Weeder, pump yourself up before you head out on the date.