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  • stevenash
    Moderator
    • 01-17-11
    • 65375

    #102796
    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
    Would you rather:

    a) eat that burger
    b) eat those fries
    c) drink that Coke
    d) bang 2009 Carmen Electra raw dog
    OMG, there is a burger in that pic.

    Would you say that cheeseburger is in paradise?




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    • DiggityDaggityDo
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-30-08
      • 81450

      #102797
      I'd say it's right below paradise.

      Or right below where Denis Rodman used to shoot big loads.

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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #102798
        Originally posted by stevenash
        Anything good to bet on tonight?
        Major League Soccer

        Oh wait... you said GOOD

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        • KVB
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 05-29-14
          • 74817

          #102799
          Best thing to do today is make bets for the next few days.

          Or watch this over and over...

          <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/BowedSleepyArgentinehornedfrog' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='1180'></iframe>
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          • DiggityDaggityDo
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-30-08
            • 81450

            #102800
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            • stevenash
              Moderator
              • 01-17-11
              • 65375

              #102801
              I think I just pitched the perfect dookie,
              It was a six inch on piece horseshoe.

              Here's the beauty of it, I wiped down below, and not even as much as a brown racing stripe on the white toilet paper.

              That my friends is one magic dookie.







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              • KVB
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 05-29-14
                • 74817

                #102802
                Originally posted by stevenash
                It was a six inch on piece horseshoe...
                You took a shit on a piece of a horseshoe?

                just kidding.

                Thanks for the update.
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                • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 10-08-10
                  • 8944

                  #102803
                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                  Would you rather:

                  a) eat that burger
                  b) eat those fries
                  c) drink that Coke
                  d) bang 2009 Carmen Electra raw dog

                  Is that an ice cold Mexican Coke made with real sugar?
                  Are those hand-cut fries?
                  Fresh, never frozen grass fed beef burger patty?

                  Just too many variables.....
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                  • KVB
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 05-29-14
                    • 74817

                    #102804
                    Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy
                    Is that an ice cold Mexican Coke made with real sugar?
                    Are those hand-out fries?
                    Fresh, never frozen grass fed beef burger patty?

                    Just too many variables.....
                    When all else fails, and there are too many variable, opt for the pussy.

                    Amirite?
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                    • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 10-08-10
                      • 8944

                      #102805
                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                      Would you rather:

                      a) eat that burger
                      b) eat those fries
                      c) drink that Coke
                      d) bang 2009 Carmen Electra raw dog

                      Originally posted by KVB
                      When all else fails, and there are too many variable, opt for the pussy.

                      Amirite?
                      Well, the whole thing is being presented as:
                      Eat/Consume the burger, fries, & Coke,
                      But "FU##" the pu$$y?
                      I guess if that's the parameters, I'm FU##ING the pu$$y.....
                      But - the whole thing is being presented as a "buffet" - so, if the 'fourth meal' is eat the Pu$$y, I need to know more particulars on the other 3 edible options.....
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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81450

                        #102806
                        Originally posted by stevenash
                        I think I just pitched the perfect dookie,
                        It was a six inch on piece horseshoe.

                        Here's the beauty of it, I wiped down below, and not even as much as a brown racing stripe on the white toilet paper.

                        That my friends is one magic dookie.







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                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81450

                          #102807
                          Teacher to Student*

                          T: "Use the word 'centimeter' in a sentence"

                          S: ‟My grandma was arriving at the train station so i was centimeter”
                          T: ‟No, no, that‘s ‘Sent to meet her‘. Okay, try another one. Use ‘contagious‘ in a sentence please”
                          S: ‟I had to wait at the train station for hours because it took that contagious!”

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                          • KVB
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 05-29-14
                            • 74817

                            #102808
                            Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy
                            Well, the whole thing is being presented as:
                            Eat/Consume the burger, fries, & Coke,
                            But "FU##" the pu$$y?
                            I guess if that's the parameters, I'm FU##ING the pu$$y.....
                            But - the whole thing is being presented as a "buffet" - so, if the 'fourth meal' is eat the Pu$$y, I need to know more particulars on the other 3 edible options.....
                            Fair enough. Love the fourth meal.

                            Last edited by KVB; 11-24-20, 08:16 PM.
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                            • KVB
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 05-29-14
                              • 74817

                              #102809
                              So I get a call, it's my wife, car won't start.

                              Bought it in February from CarMax and the battery was likely due.

                              Bad cell, crisis dealt with.

                              Could have been worse....

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                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-30-08
                                • 81450

                                #102810
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                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 81450

                                  #102811
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                                  • stevek173
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 03-29-08
                                    • 27598

                                    #102812
                                    Originally posted by KVB
                                    The KVB NCAAF UPSET Basket has added...

                                    289 28-Nov LOUISVILLE +102
                                    Here are the pending in that Fund...

                                    137 27-Nov STANFORD +110
                                    143 IOWA ST +115
                                    157 28-Nov GA SOUTH +104
                                    159 ARKANSAS +110
                                    171 W KENTUCKY -110
                                    181 PENN ST +160
                                    185 DUKE -110
                                    207 TULSA +110
                                    209 29-Nov UTAH +166




                                    <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/HeartyEnchantingAmericanwarmblood' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='404'></iframe>
                                    Such talent
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                                    • KVB
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 05-29-14
                                      • 74817

                                      #102813
                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
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                                      • stevenash
                                        Moderator
                                        • 01-17-11
                                        • 65375

                                        #102814
                                        Daggles.
                                        I’ve been naughty, spank me.
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                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-30-08
                                          • 81450

                                          #102815
                                          Originally posted by stevenash
                                          Daggles.
                                          I’ve been naughty, spank me.
                                          Naughty how?

                                          What did you do this time, Nasher?
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                                          • stevenash
                                            Moderator
                                            • 01-17-11
                                            • 65375

                                            #102816
                                            Actually I’ve been good I just want to be spanked.
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                                            • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 10-08-10
                                              • 8944

                                              #102817
                                              Originally posted by KVB
                                              Fair enough. Love the fourth meal.

                                              I’ve decided - I’m FU##ING the burger.....
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                                              • stevenash
                                                Moderator
                                                • 01-17-11
                                                • 65375

                                                #102818
                                                Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                                I’ve decided - I’m FU##ING the burger.....
                                                You sure?
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                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                  • 81450

                                                  #102819
                                                  Nasher, if the man wants to fuk the burger let the man fuk the burger.
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                                                  • stevenash
                                                    Moderator
                                                    • 01-17-11
                                                    • 65375

                                                    #102820
                                                    Daggles?

                                                    Pie?
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                                                    • stevenash
                                                      Moderator
                                                      • 01-17-11
                                                      • 65375

                                                      #102821
                                                      Homer selection here.

                                                      Fairfield +20 Providence.

                                                      Our new 2020 motto.
                                                      “Fairfield U, We don’t suck ass at hoops anymore”
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                                                      • KVB
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 05-29-14
                                                        • 74817

                                                        #102822
                                                        "If I had a gun for every Ace I've drawn.
                                                        I could arm a town the size of Abilene."

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                                                        • KVB
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 05-29-14
                                                          • 74817

                                                          #102823
                                                          I'm Det +3.
                                                          Atl +3
                                                          Phi +5.

                                                          Also the UNDER in the Dallas game tonight.

                                                          But you didn't here it from me.

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                                                          • KVB
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 05-29-14
                                                            • 74817

                                                            #102824
                                                            I also just bought 6 NCAAF spreads but they will not get posted.

                                                            So fukk off you thieves.

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                                                            • KVB
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 05-29-14
                                                              • 74817

                                                              #102825
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                                                              • KVB
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 05-29-14
                                                                • 74817

                                                                #102826
                                                                153 27-Nov S MISS +20.5 (-107)
                                                                169 28-Nov MINNESOTA +22 (-110)
                                                                209 29-Nov UTAH +4.5 (-108)
                                                                233 28-Nov KANSAS ST +5 (-110)
                                                                239 28-Nov UTEP +8 (-110)

                                                                We've lost S Miss, Utah, and Minnesota. This is not workable, not at all.

                                                                COVID a bigger problem than ever. For me, because I understand the script that comes down the pipelines for sports, I would rather have no sports than this shitshow market we have now.

                                                                I might quit the game until the spring.

                                                                If I do that, I'll have a lot of free time, lol, but then so will my team.



                                                                It doesn't matter how much I win at sports, it won't be enough to sustain the business.

                                                                This is significant on so many levels.

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                                                                • KVB
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 05-29-14
                                                                  • 74817

                                                                  #102827
                                                                  The KVB NCAAB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

                                                                  617 25-Nov TOLEDO +3 (-109)
                                                                  As of now I want to run this Fund here, but I'm not gonna lie, you might not see me for a couple of months.

                                                                  I might just sit on my ass and do nothing, as I might have nothing to do.



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                                                                  • KVB
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 05-29-14
                                                                    • 74817

                                                                    #102828
                                                                    Last year, the KVB NCAAB Contrarian Fund was up nearly 20 units hitting about 58%.

                                                                    That's following nearly 10 years of consecutive losses, with just one positive year in the middle there.

                                                                    I believe the market has bottomed and we have a positive NCAAB Contrarian Fund outlook moving forward.

                                                                    The only complicating factor here is COVID and the way it shakes up the markets. I will be testing constantly to see if it's sustainable, fadeable, or just on the watch list.

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                                                                    • stevenash
                                                                      Moderator
                                                                      • 01-17-11
                                                                      • 65375

                                                                      #102829
                                                                      I can't believe FOX sports put my beloved Fairfield Stags on national TV

                                                                      That happens as frequently as your pal Nasher getting laid by super model.
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                                                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 11-30-08
                                                                        • 81450

                                                                        #102830
                                                                        Were we having pie last night?

                                                                        Did I miss out?
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