the truth about online poker software

[k13]

I run so fucken good.

10 more outers on the river back to back to back to back

**** you

fucken die

[THEGREAT30]

definitely not skilled based to be very simple

[Sirus73]

I have played online for years with a small bankroll because I have always had a feeling that even if its not rigged, it definitely has more bad beat potential. I play live cash games at the casino and hardly ever see a bad beat.
Why do you think casinos can offer a bad beat jackpot of thousands of dollars and these online sites don't?

[bigdog3580]

You just have to be at the right place at the right time and you will get your wins

[yogohama]

Sounds interesting, and as said before, there is nothing fair online!

[zjohnzzz]

more hands=more bad beats

[daneblazer]

i can't believe this thread hasn't already died

[dvsbmx]

more hands=more bad beats

=more wins=more of everything else

[jarrod]

good theory.

[juuso]

i can't believe this thread hasn't already died

Exactly. This thread is mostly nonsense...

[MRDOG]

I have played online for years with a small bankroll because I have always had a feeling that even if its not rigged, it definitely has more bad beat potential. I play live cash games at the casino and hardly ever see a bad beat.
Why do you think casinos can offer a bad beat jackpot of thousands of dollars and these online sites don't?

A few sites offer B.B.J. ---- The Merge Network offers a nice size one... Someone must of won it in the last day or two becasue it is down to $40,000 it was around $160,000 to $170,000 the last time I looked.


I seen one that reached over $1 Million ...

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I do not think online is rigged but I do think it is set up to generate bigger pots.

[daneblazer]

i can't believe this thread hasn't already died

Man what was I thinking. This is one of the best threads ever. Long live it!

[BeerDog99]

Man what was I thinking. This is one of the best threads ever. Long live it!

LOL, have to bump it to keep it alive!

[Mylak]

This is the best thread in the history of great threads on the interwebz. How could I have been so wrong? Please ignore my recent post in another thread. Obviously some l33t speaking script kiddie could easily write this kind of "rigging" in there spare time.

I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!! btw, do you haz teh codez?

[chemicalbrother]

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[daneblazer]

Bumping a classic

[mikejamm]

It's looks like you bumped every fuk'in old poker thread! What you so fuk'in bored you gotta go dig up shit threads from 2 years ago?

[daneblazer]

Have to preserve history , Mike. Old threads are like national parks.

[daneblazer]

Funny to see the ghost responses in this thread. Roxxy still lurks...

[Auto Donk]

Bumping a classic

a very good classic..... keeping online players paying, in the largest numbers possible, has always been the model for these f'n crooks..... and I have read this same general theory on the business model over and over, and have experienced the results first hand. there is nothing random about the terrible beats u take........

[thechaoz]

I've never had a problem all my years but sbr Poker is LOL. Last knock outs, and I have records so I can post at request are

4 outter
2 outter
3 outter
5 outter
3 outter

That's just my last five. It's pretty unreal

My favorite was KK vs AJ JTQ FLOP. Dude can't catch an ace or I get straight. So dead to two Jacks. What comes on river? One of two kings remaining in the deck to give him a straight. Sweet. I wouldn't and have never cried rigged in my life on any site (been playing real money since 2004) but since this is "free" in a way though I'm a pro the RNG is not true. The odds of the outters I posted all occuring consecutively is outrageous

[Auto Donk]

I've never had a problem all my years but sbr Poker is LOL. Last knock outs, and I have records so I can post at request are

4 outter
2 outter
3 outter
5 outter
3 outter

That's just my last five. It's pretty unreal

My favorite was KK vs AJ JTQ FLOP. Dude can't catch an ace or I get straight. So dead to two Jacks. What comes on river? One of two kings remaining in the deck to give him a straight. Sweet. I wouldn't and have never cried rigged in my life on any site (been playing real money since 2004) but since this is "free" in a way though I'm a pro the RNG is not true. The odds of the outters I posted all occuring consecutively is outrageous

the problem is clearly your play.... this if f'n sbr for crying out loud! You expect kk to hold up??? play shit.... runtigger knows this.... he plays q8suited and calls my 4x bb raise (I have ak), he misses flop but for a single spd; I fire again 200 (blinds 25/50) he calls with nothing, spd turn, I hit my K, fire 400, he calls with the flush draw he picks up, and of course rivers a spd for the flush..... lesson is: PLAY SHIT ON THIS SHITTY SITE, That way you won't have to waste ur time posting about all your premium hands getting it up the arse! play j 9 off, play 74 off, never lay down qj..... ten five is a lock ..... then some other donk will be posting about how bad u sucked out on him!

[Triple_D_Bet]

...The odds of the outters I posted all occuring consecutively is outrageous

Odds of the 5 happening consecutively are less than 1 in 30,000, which is not a very outrageous number at all. More importantly, they didn't occur consecutively; you played plenty of hands in between them, but you remember them because they're the hands you lost with. If you're looking only at hands where you're knocked out, it shouldn't be surprising to find you lose 100% of those hands!

[Auto Donk]

Odds of the 5 happening consecutively are less than 1 in 30,000, which is not a very outrageous number at all. More importantly, they didn't occur consecutively; you played plenty of hands in between them, but you remember them because they're the hands you lost with. If you're looking only at hands where you're knocked out, it shouldn't be surprising to find you lose 100% of those hands!

good point, long ron.... I can say with absolute 100 percent certainty that I lost 100 percent of the hands I got knocked out of trnys with!!!! on sbr, I can say with utter confidence that those knockout hands have been with me having the better of it pre and post flop (prior to turn or river), 95 percent of the time. It has literally been months since I have found solace in saying, after being knocked out of yet another bs sbr trny, "well, at least he had me" or "well, he did have the better hand". Rather than my kk losing to aa, it's always my aa losing to jacks, qten off, aj, or some other crappy hand that calls my 2 1/2 x bb raise or more preflop with that hand..... if the next promo is as lame as the present one (can they tie poker to horse racing?) I will please mike jamm and a few other haters by not wasting my time here any longer. the systematic beats in both trnys and ring games get tiresome..... on the other hand, I can tell within 30 mins of a trny starting on this site whether I drew a final table bean, and once on the final tbl, I can tell u within 20-30 hands who will win it, based on the bs cards the ultimate winner draws during those hands once the tbl is set. That's how I knew I was screwed on my bets on the 2nd, 3d, and 4th place finishers to win in the recent final promo.... within the first 25-30 hands of that final tbl, I said aggies shawn cannot lose this trny.... I was right. I think even he admitted it when saying it took seven or 8 suckouts with his trny life on the line (or close to it) to prevail..... he drew the bean to win it, and couldn't lose it if he tried. believe me, I have drawn that winner's bean too on every win I've had on this site.... couldn't lose no matter wtf I played. IT IS F'N PROGRAMMED! how and why, I don't have a f'n clue..... I'm sure there's some method or madness to it.... it's not the same as the usual programmed sites as far as I can tell.

[Triple_D_Bet]

good point, long ron.... I can say with absolute 100 percent certainty that I lost 100 percent of the hands I got knocked out of trnys with!!!! on sbr, I can say with utter confidence that those knockout hands have been with me having the better of it pre and post flop (prior to turn or river), 95 percent of the time. It has literally been months since I have found solace in saying, after being knocked out of yet another bs sbr trny, "well, at least he had me" or "well, he did have the better hand". Rather than my kk losing to aa, it's always my aa losing to jacks, qten off, aj, or some other crappy hand that calls my 2 1/2 x bb raise or more preflop with that hand..... if the next promo is as lame as the present one (can they tie poker to horse racing?) I will please mike jamm and a few other haters by not wasting my time here any longer. the systematic beats in both trnys and ring games get tiresome..... on the other hand, I can tell within 30 mins of a trny starting on this site whether I drew a final table bean, and once on the final tbl, I can tell u within 20-30 hands who will win it, based on the bs cards the ultimate winner draws during those hands once the tbl is set. That's how I knew I was screwed on my bets on the 2nd, 3d, and 4th place finishers to win in the recent final promo.... within the first 25-30 hands of that final tbl, I said aggies shawn cannot lose this trny.... I was right. I think even he admitted it when saying it took seven or 8 suckouts with his trny life on the line (or close to it) to prevail..... he drew the bean to win it, and couldn't lose it if he tried. believe me, I have drawn that winner's bean too on every win I've had on this site.... couldn't lose no matter wtf I played. IT IS F'N PROGRAMMED! how and why, I don't have a f'n clue..... I'm sure there's some method or madness to it.... it's not the same as the usual programmed sites as far as I can tell.

Would be interested to see data supporting you having the best of it 95% of the time when you're eliminated...that seems a bit unlikely, and certainly doesn't help the rest of your argument. As for the rest, confirmation bias is a terrible thing...

[Auto Donk]

Would be interested to see data supporting you having the best of it 95% of the time when you're eliminated...that seems a bit unlikely, and certainly doesn't help the rest of your argument. As for the rest, confirmation bias is a terrible thing...

tell me how to save these fn hands, and i'll post everyone of the sbr bullshit elimination bad beats I take...... now I sit and laff at how it will happen..... and it does....95.87 percent of the time! it'll be 96.24 after tomorrows sbr anal-rape-a-thon-on-the-river extravaganza..... today it was runner runner for the strt for chi-pup... fn' dogg!

[GaryDN]

I fell prey to the flop theory today. The ice outside my house sucked me out and I fell on my ass ! It was just outside my poker room ! Just a little humor 1

[Triple_D_Bet]

tell me how to save these fn hands, and i'll post everyone of the sbr bullshit elimination bad beats I take...... now I sit and laff at how it will happen..... and it does....95.87 percent of the time! it'll be 96.24 after tomorrows sbr anal-rape-a-thon-on-the-river extravaganza..... today it was runner runner for the strt for chi-pup... fn' dogg!

Tools -> Request Hand History, choose Automatic

[frankzig]

the truth THE TRUTH you can't handle the truth

[lunch]

poker may not be 100% legit but good players will come out on top

remember your opponent only has 2 cards, and you may need to outplay them rather than out run them