Want to work for SBR??? What would be your job...

**face** · 03-01-11, 05:30 PM

i think a great position would be "CAPTAIN of the PLAY OF THE DAY". this person would be responsible for finding just one very high percentage pick in any sport. success rate should be 75 percent or he/she gets fired. this would bring a lot of attention to the website.

**mrmarket** · 03-01-11, 05:30 PM

Job: Professional poster
Salary: Weight in BK whoppers per month

Job description

1- Create threads of dubious substance that are somehow provocative to invoke discussion.
2- Claim to be an expert in fields you know nothing about to induce schadenfreudian response.
3- Create ghosts and hold conversations with yourself during slow traffic periods.
4- Create scandal drama by posting lock threads/investment point funds/borrowing money and subsequently losing/defaulting.
5- Be boisterous about yourself; Claim to make money on things after the fact and brag about how many hotter women you've fukked in comparison to other posters. See 2 for reason.
6- Create obsession with female poster to drive traffic.
7- Opine about your sad personal life, Acknowledge mistakes in thread passing wisdom received on to other punters to build community when they give you equally bad advice in reciprocity.
8- Perform inexplicable dance sequences
9- Create ranking system for posters so that they have something to strive for
10- Never break the golden rule of gambling.

**wal66** · 03-01-11, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by harlee71

Didn't you already get turned down for that Mr. Bubbles?

Nope. I actually did something like this for a few months at RebateWager and learned a lot in the process. Main thing I learned is that it is very difficult to be "on" everyday. I have the utmost respect for anyone who can produce entertaining material on a daily basis. Also learned that it is easier to be funny writing about losers than winners. Winners make profits but loser make for better entertainment.

Oh yeah, I also learned that Blackie doesn't much care for McDonalds.

**teaserpleaser** · 03-01-11, 05:31 PM

MMA Blogger/Mod... salary??

**harlee71** · 03-01-11, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by face

i think a great position would be "CAPTAIN of the PLAY OF THE DAY". this person would be responsible for finding just one very high percentage pick in any sport. success rate should be 75 percent or he/she gets fired. this would bring a lot of attention to the website.

That job would have to go to Rudy!

**lolguy999** · 03-01-11, 05:36 PM

lol u need to give jjgold a raise

**Ace_of_Spades** · 03-01-11, 05:43 PM

I would probably work in the IT area. Working on an exchange with SBR points would be something i'd be interested in doing. It would be hard to do, but a monumental step in the right direction for SBR's growth.

Salary - More than Bobby.

**obamaismyuncle** · 03-01-11, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by lemart5

Who will SBR John hire only time will tell

john, ban point stiff losers like this lemart5 character. the guy is a piece of shit and costs this place money.

**iifold** · 03-01-11, 05:51 PM

SBRJohn,

Although we are at War, I respect your Power and how you portray it...

It has to feel good to start this thread and have grown men basically E-Blow you while they attempt to get a chance to "work" for you..

These bubblegum posters that only know how to jack off and be jealous couldn't do anything to help this company...

That's why they're here posting in the first place...

As for the King.. My Ideas alone are worth more than any "position"...

You can't afford the King John...

**bozeman** · 03-01-11, 05:55 PM

Position: Event Organizer/Project developer.
Salary: Let SBR decide what kind of salary would be fair for such a position.
Duties: Organizing groups of sbr members into a unified vote-based structure, designating project developer committee of active and creative sbr posters. The committee would set and discuss current goals, write new proposals to SBR regarding fundraising from bookies, offer new contests on a vote-based basis. If new contests (unusual format possible) gain enough votes - then writing proposals to the bookies to fund one. Creating and running some kind of a SBR Government issuing offers to all the parties(SBR staff, bookies as well as to sbrposters to back up those improvements).
One of the ideas I have is adding SBRposters Golden Ideas Bank. Storing truly valuable to bettors information on betting (it is getting lost within so many threads which open and close each day) in an organized fashion. So that every poster could access it and without unnecessary junk of opinions benefit from it in his/her own bets. Developers of that information could be rewarded. The information should be reviewed and criticized by the top SBR members and posters to pass.
Have some other ideas also.

**Slainte** · 03-01-11, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by SBR_John

...and salary?

And my favorite question; How will you make SBR better for the loyal visitors and stronger finacially?

The question is not only to make it better for the loyal ones, but to attract more visitors.

Most users ever online was 11,363, 02-05-10.

Improve, draw more attention to the site, break this record and you have somehow succeeded John.
Posting is serious business

**Deuce** · 03-01-11, 05:57 PM

Poster Advocate

Continue to be aware of poster concerns and make sure the benefit of the forum is always number one. Instead of making sharp threads and an entire page write up, I will address concerns directly to Willie Bee and Billy Dozer

Pay-Negotiable

**Robber** · 03-01-11, 06:07 PM

i would power sbr by having ttwarrior and fightingwarrior run on wheels. no more electric bills

**3PtShooter** · 03-01-11, 06:42 PM

SBR -- Weather Man

would report on all the conditions of Forumville (rx, eog, covers, etc) rainy (lots of crying) windy (lots of hot air) so on and so on

would report on each of SBR's sub forums,,highlighting top threads,,hot cappers,,drama stories and maybe have top sub forum of the day ,,,,,

would remind players of upcoming contest,,games and such

this thread would be like the weather report on TV and such Sbr John and Mods feel free to use this idea and expand on it as you wish

Due to the same reasons I can not become a pro I also couldnt accept a job like this but think someone could take this idea and run with it

Sample: FISHHEAD THE WEATHER MAN
forecast -- NBA forum slow only 2 games today and our experts are only capping so so
Co. BB , hotter than ...... cappers hitting 75%
Players forum ,,,drama today as JJ and Shar91 going at it,

**geebert74** · 03-01-11, 06:44 PM

I think Bobby does everything we could think of for policing the forum... But if there is anything we come up with I am sure Bobby can handle it... The kid is a machine, he can police this place for days without sleep.

**doublej95** · 03-01-11, 06:44 PM

Job: Newbie Concierge/Contest Promoter/Players Talk Janitor

As a Newbie Concierge Welcome new posters to the board and make them aware of the reality of SBR and encourage them to become a SBR PRO. As a Contest Promoter have more daily contest for points such as Predict a Score and broaden it with game prop contest. As a Players Talk Janitor do the dirty work of cleaning up players talk of the useless crap, the bitching and attention whoring.

**nikossf** · 03-01-11, 06:48 PM

Well Hell,..I just need a job. Doesn't really matter what I do at SBR..
I could sell crack outside wearing an SBR tee and be happy. I could be a fake poster and just go around to other sites touting SBR,..
whatever they want....

As long as I know,..THIS is the place "My dreams will come true"!

**WeinketoWarrick** · 03-01-11, 06:56 PM

Position: Junk Master
Salary: 1k points per picture
Benefits to SBR: PM new female sign-ups with pictures of exquisite junk, thus enticing them to stay, tell their friends, and be happy.

**mighty maron** · 03-01-11, 06:59 PM

SBR Review updater: contract position 10 dyas a month

250 sbr points a day

Update all sbr reviews for content, eliminate dead links, update info, conduct email tests , hold surveys on book quality, and blog about the industry

**Cap dat 4ss** · 03-01-11, 07:01 PM

Position: Nurse
Salary: 100k/year
Benefits: I could provide on-site medical testing to employees of SBR including physicals, stress testing, BP checks, EKG's and Blood sugar testing. In addition, I could also provide on-line medical advice and recommendations to all posters including digital imagery diagnosing.

**FourLengthsClear** · 03-01-11, 07:12 PM

Position: Company Treasurer
Salary: I will just take what I need.

Duties/Responsibilities

managing daily cash balances and trading in the financial markets;
ensuring that a company's cash flow is adequate to allow it to operate effectively;
forecasting cash payments and anticipating challenges arising from limited cash flow;
undertaking risk management activities to protect a company's financial well-being;
analysing the impact of financial markets on the performance of products or services;
making decisions on company finances, for example, the funding of company operations;
progressing specific financial projects, such as acquisition of another business;
evaluating financial impact of new business ventures;
funneling funds to personal sportsbook account
creating solutions to new financial challenges by applying financial/treasury knowledge;
liaising with other departments, such as tax and accountancy, on a range of issues;
providing advice on financial matters impacting on the company as a whole;
embezzling company funds for the purpose of paying hookers and the purchase of illicit narcotics
liaising with bankers and investors and maintaining positive working relationships;
keeping up to date with financial and industry developments;
attending board and senior management meetings;
making presentations to the company board on specific financial issues.

**36mafia** · 03-01-11, 07:20 PM

i would pleasure myself on film for yours and everyones entertainment

salary: nothing as in having this job is fulfilling enough

**frostno98** · 03-01-11, 07:29 PM

Position: Daily comedic you tube poster

Salary:20 SBR points per day

**Dirty Sanchez** · 03-01-11, 07:29 PM

I would be the SBR "Capo"....I would get the message from the Mods on troublemakers, and absolutely be busting some ass....
an all-weather ass kicker I would crackheads so hard their Driver's License's would cry

**BadNina** · 03-01-11, 08:05 PM

Position: SBR Kindergarden teacher.

Create a subforum for all posters who act like kids. Instead of bannings, they will only be allowed to post in said subforum until such time that they prove they can act like adults or "graduate".

Salary...SBR points will suffice.

**SBR_John** · 03-01-11, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by Domer

I'll take this topic somewhat seriously...

I'd be the point man to expand the site more heavily into poker, which would in turn bring in affiliate revenue and advertising revenue. It would also ensure the site's continued profitability given that the market and political trends in the US are heading more towards poker both in terms of legalization and legitimacy. As a result -- and given the existing brand name/visibility as well as the already large base of members -- SBR could easily be the 3rd - possibly even the 2nd - biggest player in a very profitable space . GTM plan would involve promotion of free tournaments, getting some WOM going within the community, and doing simple things like offering up FTP, PS, and other poker options into the store. I would also parlay SBR's great SEO (result 1 for sportsbook forum) into some equally lucrative pageranks for relevant poker searches. An investment in poker expansion now will pay large dividends over the near-term (2-5 years), and if poker is legalized for any significant portion of the population (i.e. Californians), those dividends will be even larger (in virtual perpetuity). The other upside of attracting poker players is that many are inclined to gamble, and the poker and sports elements would go hand-in-hand and could thus be a dual source of revenue.

Salary: Not interested. Been my own boss for awhile now, and there's nothing better. If I wanted to do this, I'd probably negotiate a base and large commissions, and make both of us a crapload.

Great post.

**SBR_John** · 03-01-11, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by mrmarket

Job: Professional poster
Salary: Weight in BK whoppers per month

Job description

1- Create threads of dubious substance that are somehow provocative to invoke discussion.
2- Claim to be an expert in fields you know nothing about to induce schadenfreudian response.
3- Create ghosts and hold conversations with yourself during slow traffic periods.
4- Create scandal drama by posting lock threads/investment point funds/borrowing money and subsequently losing/defaulting.
5- Be boisterous about yourself; Claim to make money on things after the fact and brag about how many hotter women you've fukked in comparison to other posters. See 2 for reason.
6- Create obsession with female poster to drive traffic.
7- Opine about your sad personal life, Acknowledge mistakes in thread passing wisdom received on to other punters to build community when they give you equally bad advice in reciprocity.
8- Perform inexplicable dance sequences
9- Create ranking system for posters so that they have something to strive for
10- Never break the golden rule of gambling.

JJ?

**RichardMoss** · 03-01-11, 08:09 PM

**Smoke** · 03-01-11, 08:12 PM

I would be an SBR bouncer

If someone gets out of line, they get dealt with face to face, man to man

Have had more than a few of those jobs in my life.

**bobbyfk** · 03-01-11, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by geebert74

I think Bobby does everything we could think of for policing the forum... But if there is anything we come up with I am sure Bobby can handle it... The kid is a machine, he can police this place for days without sleep.

thanks

**Fishhead** · 03-01-11, 08:58 PM

Panty sniffer

**Takethebooki** · 03-01-11, 09:22 PM

This site is the number 1 site for many reasons but as of lately I know alot of posters have left due to how much arguing and comlete unecessary bickering goes on. half the shit argued about in the threads have nothing to do with capping. people come to this site to see picks of alot of different great cappers.
I will patrol threads for bullshit and if necessary take points, close threads and or move threads to a different area.

Salary > 5oo a month
good deal if you ask me

**opie1988** · 03-01-11, 09:45 PM

Host - SBR TV.

p/t gig....so it could certainly be worked out via points & expenses.

If I couldn't be a vast improvement over Loshak's tenure......I would be willing to blow my brains out!!

Much love.....

**pavyracer** · 03-01-11, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Host - SBR TV.

p/t gig....so it could certainly be worked out via points & expenses.

If I couldn't be a vast improvement over Loshak's tenure......I would be willing to blow my brains out!!

Much love.....

Looks like Loshak is on vacation. Last time he made something interesting to watch on SBr.tv was when he was hosting the lottery draw and that was because he was surrounded by 3 semi-naked chicks.

**cant call it** · 03-01-11, 10:35 PM

Pool boy.
whatever you pay me.