Swede Gets A 9 Video Debut

[Sportsgirl]

Wow. 253 emails? Someone is loved.

As far as my job...The concrete company at the jobsite I'm starting on screwed my company by not being ready on time, so I'm home for another 3 weeks. It's somewhat good, cause I get to relax, watch some baseball, and spend time with the wife. On the other hand though, it sucks becaue it's 3 less paychecks, and I'm pushing hard to win in baseball to not take money out of the bank.

construction work can be hard that way - untimely and unpredictable. I'll take the 3 weeks off

Actually, the 253 isn't because I'm popular, it's because there are soooooo many PR people, press releases, job seekers, and general bullcrap. Wading through this stuff is the worst part of my job. then there are the people who love my column - and the people who hate me - those are the funniest. One American Idol fan told me she'd rather eat dirt laced with magots than ever read my column again. I laughed my ass off at that!

[swede96]

At least I'm a nice, cute, and funny Yankee fan though.

You, my friend, are one in a billion!

[Sportsgirl]

Remind me not to mention any personal stuff if I meet you anywhere, I might end up old and alone afterwards.

Awww, come on Rage, you can tell me anything

[RageWizard]

construction work can be hard that way - untimely and unpredictable. I'll take the 3 weeks off

Actually, the 253 isn't because I'm popular, it's because there are soooooo many PR people, press releases, job seekers, and general bullcrap. Wading through this stuff is the worst part of my job. then there are the people who love my column - and the people who hate me - those are the funniest. One American Idol fan told me she's rather eat dirt laced with magots than ever read my column again. I laughed my ass off at that!

If people hate you then why bother to e-mail you and say so, just don't read it.

There ain't no way I'm telling anyone anything, especially the break up fairy. Are you kidding me, some stuff just needs to be left in the dark recesses of my brain so that it cannot come out and do damage. I could see any innocent thing being twisted into a great big subversive plot against me that even I couldn't lie my way out of.

[swede96]

On second thought, Nanc, you can come near me and my boyfriend only if you have already worked your "magic" on Rage and his Mrs.

Kidding!

[Sportsgirl]

If people hate you then why bother to e-mail you and say so, just don't read it.

There ain't no way I'm telling anyone anything, especially the break up fairy. Are you kidding me, some stuff just needs to be left in the dark recesses of my brain so that it cannot come out and do damage. I could see any innocent thing being twisted into a great big subversive plot against me that even I couldn't lie my way out of.

They'll read it, Rage. Week after week. But they are so invested in this musical talent show, that if I don't like their favorite singer, they go apeshit. I wrote one back and said, "It's a TV show, not a peacekeeping mission in the Middle East."

Actually, the whole break-up thing wasn't my fault, I just agreed with the persons breaking up that it was for the best. It was just coincidentally two close friends at the same time, which happened to be right before my birthday. You're safe

[Sportsgirl]

On second thought, Nanc, you can come near me and my boyfriend only if you have already worked your "magic" on Rage and his Mrs.

Kidding!

Oh, so you noticed my wand?

[Cee]

I don't like to start fights myself, but I do really ENJOY fighting. Guess I'm just a weirdo.

I'm comfortable with the situation

[Cee]

Bleed? You get pummeled your wallet bleeds into one of those corrupt doctors. I would go to vegas Cee but im afraid that when the fight starts up JJ might accidently trip me while we are both darting for the door. He knows the deal. He aint fighting either. Cee just run. What could they do call you a pussy on this site? Who cares. Cee a lot of them MMAer's live in Vegas. They will armbar you guys to death. You ever get put in one of those? You can't tap out in a street fight. Consider your arm broken. I need my arm to put in bets.
Cee if we were standing together just get out of my way cause im out of there.

Nah, i wouldn't F wit those MMA guys. I like my limbs attached to my body. I'd run away iin .5 seconds from those dudes. I was just talking about regular people.

[ChuteBoxe]

construction work can be hard that way - untimely and unpredictable. I'll take the 3 weeks off

Actually, the 253 isn't because I'm popular, it's because there are soooooo many PR people, press releases, job seekers, and general bullcrap. Wading through this stuff is the worst part of my job. then there are the people who love my column - and the people who hate me - those are the funniest. One American Idol fan told me she'd rather eat dirt laced with magots than ever read my column again. I laughed my ass off at that!

I give you the utmost respect, I'd be cursing people off in a week. Especiall,y when you put your all into your job, as I can tell you do, and then all people do is criticize. That would drive me crazy.

[Cee]

Quite possibly. I don't really look at as violence though. It's an artform to me. I have been training martial arts for 7 years and I love it. Two forms, Muay Thai, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Hopefully I'll be like Randy Couture in 10 years. Old, and still able to whoop some ass. Hence the name ChuteBoxe. It's a training academy.

If i say anything negative towards chute in the future, I'd like to apologize early.

[ChuteBoxe]

You, my friend, are one in a billion!

So are you, my dear, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[Sportsgirl]

I give you the utmost respect, I'd be cursing people off in a week. Especiall,y when you put your all into your job, as I can tell you do, and then all people do is criticize. That would drive me crazy.

I just laugh at them. I mean, seriously, how many times in your busy life have you ever taken the time to write an e-mail to a newspaper columnist? May I assume none?

[ChuteBoxe]

If i say anything negative towards chute in the future, I'd like to apologize early.

You're my bud. We'll be on the same side.

[Cee]

You're my bud. We'll be on the same side.

[ChuteBoxe]

I just laugh at them. I mean, seriously, how many times in your busy life have you ever taken the time to write an e-mail to a newspaper columnist? May I assume none?

100% correct. Wouldn't waste my time. Only time I ever even mailed a newspaper in general, was when the Star Ledger ran a contest for a free Corvette.

[RageWizard]

I just laugh at them. I mean, seriously, how many times in your busy life have you ever taken the time to write an e-mail to a newspaper columnist? May I assume none?

I did it once and even got a nice reply.

[swede96]

So are you, my dear, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

If you go to Vegas, we should find a karaoke bar and do our very own Sox. Yanks version of "Ebony and Ivory". I think that would be sweet.

[ChuteBoxe]

If you go to Vegas, we should find a karaoke bar and do our very own Sox. Yanks version of "Ebony and Ivory". I think that would be sweet.

I'm down. I used to sing in a band called Everyone Bleeds Red when I was an angry teen. That should help with the stage fright at least. I'll probably still suck at singing.

[robzilla]

ha ha...well dont forget to sprinkle your little special stuff in the morning if ya go w/ it...we cant show up in a two piece in a cups ya know?

Quebbler, I think you would break this chick in half dude.

[Quebb Diesel]

how come? i always seem to fall for the gymnastics/cheerleader types...

[Sportsgirl]

100% correct. Wouldn't waste my time. Only time I ever even mailed a newspaper in general, was when the Star Ledger ran a contest for a free Corvette.

Well, you could e-mail me during football season for a trial run

[Sportsgirl]

I did it once and even got a nice reply.

Hey, I'm always nice.

#$#$^W$%^$@^@$%$ and thank you so much for reading my column. Have a nice day

[swede96]

I'm down. I used to sing in a band called Everyone Bleeds Red when I was an angry teen. That should help with the stage fright at least. I'll probably still suck at singing.

It's really the message that's important, not the singing. We could also do "We Are The World"....or one of my personal faves "That's What Friends Are For".

[Sportsgirl]

It's really the message that's important, not the singing. We could also do "We Are The World"....or one of my personal faves "That's What Friends Are For".

How about a good Pirates song like "We are Family"

[ChuteBoxe]

Well, you could e-mail me during football season for a trial run

Definitely. I've always enjoyed your articles.

[swede96]

how come? i always seem to fall for the gymnastics/cheerleader types...

That's because we bend so much that big strong studs like you can't break us. That, and we have great bods. Am I close?

[Quebb Diesel]

That's because we bend so much that big strong studs like you can't break us. That, and we have great bods. Am I close?

i like them short w/ great figures...the flexibility is just an extra perk!

[ChuteBoxe]

It's really the message that's important, not the singing. We could also do "We Are The World"....or one of my personal faves "That's What Friends Are For".

How about that kid rock/sheryl crow duet, or something like that.? I can actually sing that one well and not be embarassed. If I sung "We Are The World" I'd sound like a dying seal.

[Sportsgirl]

Definitely. I've always enjoyed your articles.

[swede96]

i like them short w/ great figures...the flexibility is just an extra perk!

Is 5'4" short enough? What about when I wear 4" heels? How tall are you?

Wait....don't answer that last one. If you say anything over 6', I may melt.

[swede96]

How about that kid rock/sheryl crow duet, or something like that.? I can actually sing that one well and not be embarassed. If I sung "We Are The World" I'd sound like a dying seal.

LOL! I can work with that...but we'll have to chage the words up a little.

[Quebb Diesel]

Is 5'4" short enough? What about when I wear 4" heels? How tall are you?

Wait....don't answer that last one. If you say anything over 6', I may melt.

6' 1/2" 208 lbs...melting yet?

[ChuteBoxe]

It doesn't have to be that specific song. Just with a raspier deeper voice, preferrably a slower rock song. I'm a 6'0 170lb Italian kid from Newark, NJ, not a 300lb black guy from Detrolt.

[Quebb Diesel]

and anything under 5'9 is fine in my book!