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  • TonyPhizzle
    SBR Sharp
    • 08-30-17
    • 410

    #1
    Best way to quit sports betting?
    Thinking about chopping up my BitPay card as it’s my main funding method and withdrawing from Nitro. It’s time to give it up boys!
  • pablo222
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-03-19
    • 8858

    #2
    Join a monastery.
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    • juicername
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-14-15
      • 6906

      #3
      Best way to quit is to not place any wagers. Beat of luck.
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      • funnyb25
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 07-09-09
        • 39663

        #4
        Originally posted by juicername
        Best way to quit is to not place any wagers. Beat of luck.
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        • goduke
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-17-10
          • 11580

          #5
          best way for you to do it is to stop watching all sports. If you've bet long enough, sports are not fun anymore without money on it.
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          • Louisvillekid1
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-17-07
            • 52143

            #6
            Find another addiction

            Hookers and cocaine cheaper
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            • Bostongambler
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 02-01-08
              • 35581

              #7
              Fade Thermaflu and you will be on your road to riches.
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              • JIBBBY
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-10-09
                • 83686

                #8
                Go broke, lose job, get in debt then become homeless...

                GA next move at that point.. Work the 10 step program then earn sober chips..
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                • Frank Mills
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-26-18
                  • 1244

                  #9
                  Go get an old VCR and a Family size bottle of Cocoa Butter.

                  Originally posted by TonyPhizzle
                  Thinking about chopping up my BitPay card as it’s my main funding method and withdrawing from Nitro. It’s time to give it up boys!
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                  • Big Bear
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-01-11
                    • 43253

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TonyPhizzle
                    Thinking about chopping up my BitPay card as it’s my main funding method and withdrawing from Nitro. It’s time to give it up boys!
                    dude it's harder than heroin to give up.

                    promise us even if you stop betting you will never stop posting.
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                    • KVB
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 05-29-14
                      • 74817

                      #11
                      Become a bookie.

                      That's the best way to quit betting that I could think of.
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                      • Louisvillekid1
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 10-17-07
                        • 52143

                        #12
                        Originally posted by KVB
                        Become a bookie.

                        That's the best way to quit betting that I could think of.
                        Takes even more work

                        Like a defense attorney

                        capping a jury

                        make sure you find the right 12
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                        • pilebuck13
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-15-15
                          • 17918

                          #13
                          Originally posted by KVB
                          Become a bookie.

                          That's the best way to quit betting that I could think of.
                          Lol there is a thing called the feds and irs and they kinda like you paying them their money they are bigger stronger more powerful then you will ever be good luck lol
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                          • KVB
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 05-29-14
                            • 74817

                            #14
                            Well, then, become a licensed bookie or go work for one.

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                            • shocka1212
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-06-12
                              • 16788

                              #15
                              start making more money at work... you won't want to lose that
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                              • JIBBBY
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 12-10-09
                                • 83686

                                #16
                                Really wanna fix the bad habits gents that you can't control then put on some head phones and turn up the volume and REALLY listen to these two videos below carefully.. In order one after the other!!!!

                                Trust in the good man up stairs my friends. It's real and he's there. Give it up because you can't do it on your own. He will fix stuff.

                                Oh and these vids below are both in black and white. Who cares as the message is there and the color of your skin doesn't matter! God didn't make any mistakes in making people at birth.


                                I'm a Godly man down deep. I keep it light on this forum and try to fit in. I got my vices too.. I'm no saint on this planet myself but I know stuff, I've seen and felt stuff that would blow your hair back. I'm not lying either..



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                                • TheMoneyShot
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 02-14-07
                                  • 28672

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TonyPhizzle
                                  Thinking about chopping up my BitPay card as it’s my main funding method and withdrawing from Nitro. It’s time to give it up boys!
                                  First step... walk away from SBR.
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                                  • bonzaii
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 07-07-17
                                    • 5000

                                    #18
                                    Become an air bettor. First you got to trick your mind though. In order to do that you got to find a gypsy fortune teller lady and have her seduce you and put you into a trance like state. Make sure she has black hair and green eyes though otherwise it wont work. The other ones are just imposters trying to scam gullible men.


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                                    • TheMoneyShot
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 02-14-07
                                      • 28672

                                      #19
                                      lol if you are an air bettor... definitely have a problem with gambling. Not only that... might need to see a psychiatrist too.... means you're delusional lol
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                                      • bonzaii
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 07-07-17
                                        • 5000

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                        lol if you are an air bettor... definitely have a problem with gambling. Not only that... might need to see a psychiatrist too.... means you're delusional lol
                                        The possibilities are endless Money. Your untouchable as an air bettor. You have an unlimited bankroll, you can fly around like Superman and appear everywhere, and you can talk as much smack as you want because in the end nothing matters. Doesn't matter if your wager loses or win you still win. Your a winner from the start and your a winner in the end. Delusional is such a touchy and outdated word. Best to use the word imaginative. As an air bettor, if you imagine your a winner, than your a winner and thats all that matters.
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                                        • bonzaii
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 07-07-17
                                          • 5000

                                          #21
                                          Or you can listen to that song 10,000 times on repeat but thats hasn't been approved by the APE or an exact science. Better to just shell out the $1200 with the fortune lady and get you fixed.

                                          True story, if you listen to that song 10 times, in a row your head will feel like its spinning around. Only 9990 more times to go...
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                                          • The Shooter
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 10-24-16
                                            • 2034

                                            #22
                                            Simple Solution

                                            Simply slide over to the most entertaining thread on the forum and out your chips in play with Uncle Shooter. Simply follow every play, and get yourself paid. Sometimes instead of believing that you have what it takes to turn a profit, just put your money and your trust in a capper that is always in the green. You can call me the Green Machine. Tail my plays for 2 weeks, and do not make one other wager, and I guarantee that your next thread will be called “Omg Life’s Amazing” .... Before you chop off your Bitpay card and your wiener, give yourself a chance to succeed in this profitable business. It’s a simple solution to your problem.
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                                            • sourtwist
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 11-10-12
                                              • 9364

                                              #23
                                              Blackjack and cocaine
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                                              • sourtwist
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 11-10-12
                                                • 9364

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by The Shooter
                                                Simply slide over to the most entertaining thread on the forum and out your chips in play with Uncle Shooter. Simply follow every play, and get yourself paid. Sometimes instead of believing that you have what it takes to turn a profit, just put your money and your trust in a capper that is always in the green. You can call me the Green Machine. Tail my plays for 2 weeks, and do not make one other wager, and I guarantee that your next thread will be called “Omg Life’s Amazing” .... Before you chop off your Bitpay card and your wiener, give yourself a chance to succeed in this profitable business. It’s a simple solution to your problem.
                                                Do you think anyone reads your bullshit?
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                                                • TheMoneyShot
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 02-14-07
                                                  • 28672

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by The Shooter
                                                  Simply slide over to the most entertaining thread.....
                                                  ^
                                                  Speaking of fukking air bettors fukking guy's ears were ringing... he had to chime in
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                                                  • The Shooter
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 10-24-16
                                                    • 2034

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by sourtwist
                                                    Do you think anyone reads your bullshit?
                                                    If your talking to me baby hulk, your going to have to stand on a stoke so I can hear ya. Sourdick, sure sounds like someone that has a bowl of corn flakes with some yellow steamy puss covering it. And your the type of little fella to lift the bowl and slurp it down dry. Ya goofy little dwarf. Grown man with a cartoon avatar shouldn’t be the one pointing fingers when his thumbs the size of a peanut. Get a handle on it ya little bowl of mashed potatoes covered in white love juice. Eat up buttercup
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                                                    • The Shooter
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 10-24-16
                                                      • 2034

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                      ^
                                                      Speaking of fukking air bettors fukking guy's ears were ringing... he had to chime in
                                                      Doesn’t matter where The Great One travels, could be anywhere in the world, anytime of the day and there’s the king of the Asian Bukkake just sitting propped up in his knees begging for a hot one from The Shooter. You got buried 3 months ago...Your dead on The Great Ones thread, but I’ll still give your goofy ass a little backhand cuff over here. Sore jaw, salty covered face and sore fingers from rolling up his life savings. I tried to find one of your threads to chime in on but didn’t have the patience to rip back to page 498. Get some rest there Sticky lips, tomorrow’s gunna be a hot one
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                                                      • The Shooter
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 10-24-16
                                                        • 2034

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                        Really wanna fix the bad habits gents that you can't control then put on some head phones and turn up the volume and REALLY listen to these two videos below carefully.. In order one after the other!!!!

                                                        Trust in the good man up stairs my friends. It's real and he's there. Give it up because you can't do it on your own. He will fix stuff.

                                                        Oh and these vids below are both in black and white. Who cares as the message is there and the color of your skin doesn't matter! God didn't make any mistakes in making people at birth.


                                                        I'm a Godly man down deep. I keep it light on this forum and try to fit in. I got my vices too.. I'm no saint on this planet myself but I know stuff, I've seen and felt stuff that would blow your hair back. I'm not lying either..



                                                        A godly man. Your sitting in the presence of The Girth God !
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                                                        • TheMoneyShot
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 02-14-07
                                                          • 28672

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by The Shooter
                                                          Doesn’t matter where The Great One travels, could be anywhere in the world, anytime of the day and there’s the king of the Asian Bukkake just sitting propped up in his knees begging for a hot one from The Shooter. You got buried 3 months ago...Your dead on The Great Ones thread, but I’ll still give your goofy ass a little backhand cuff over here. Sore jaw, salty covered face and sore fingers from rolling up his life savings. I tried to find one of your threads to chime in on but didn’t have the patience to rip back to page 498. Get some rest there Sticky lips, tomorrow’s gunna be a hot one
                                                          lol guys comes in here... and you just got buried. lol still wagering air??? Good work pal.
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                                                          • The Shooter
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 10-24-16
                                                            • 2034

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                            lol guys comes in here... and you just got buried. lol still wagering air??? Good work pal.
                                                            The only one in here into the air, is your little quiffff bum farts pushing out the air and spunk out of your backend ya goofy bastard. Lives on others threads because know body wants to read his. Biggest goof on SBR. The laughing stock with the baby c o c k. How much do you regret posting a video of you rolling up pennies? From that moment on you stamped LOSER on your forehead. Well, you needed a couple hot towels to wipe the loads off your head so the ink would stay. However, stamped LOSER on your jizzhead. Go to bed ya old clown.
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                                                            • Seto
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 12-16-11
                                                              • 12906

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Big Bear
                                                              dude it's harder than heroin to give up.

                                                              promise us even if you stop betting you will never stop posting.
                                                              You're asking a guy with 108 posts in nearly 2 years to promise to never stop posting?

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                                                              • Seto
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 12-16-11
                                                                • 12906

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by juicername
                                                                Best way to quit is to not place any wagers. Beat of luck.
                                                                Probably the only worthwhile advice in this thread.
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                                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                                  • 81450

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by goduke
                                                                  best way for you to do it is to stop watching all sports. If you've bet long enough, sports are not fun anymore without money on it.
                                                                  Not so easy.

                                                                  I watch maybe 5% of the shit I bet.

                                                                  Not giving up though.

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                                                                  • thechaoz
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 10-23-09
                                                                    • 12154

                                                                    #34
                                                                    You're on the wrong website bud
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                                                                    • stevek173
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 03-29-08
                                                                      • 27598

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                                      Fade Thermaflu and you will be on your road to riches.
                                                                      Just pretend you're Bostongambler

                                                                      Don't actually bet anything, just talk about people who do - and thus earn the name "Captain Airbettor" just like him.

                                                                      When you're not actually betting anything, only pretending to, the amounts don't matter, just like in this post -



                                                                      and your motivation for doing it could be because your face looks like a cross between Pinocchio



                                                                      and some bird that looks like it just flew through a nuclear disaster



                                                                      And when you do post about bets you never actually make you can go 0-3 with a run line of 2 for your teams and 14 for the opposition just like "him"

                                                                      You can become such a famous airbettor that you actually become the poster "boy" for it (more like poster bitch).




                                                                      That can keep you busy - if you're a total idiot, like "he" is.
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