Mudcat the Smackhead

**pavyracer** · 05-13-09, 10:10 AM

My life sucks. Noone likes a sober, drug free, straight guy.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-13-09, 10:11 AM

Paver don't you smoke pot?

**pavyracer** · 05-13-09, 10:34 AM

No I don't smoke pot.

**Mudcat** · 05-13-09, 10:46 AM

Another quote from Trainspotting:

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?

Sometimes I think the luckiest people are those who just can't think very deeply.

And of course those who have sexual partners with both male genitalia and hooters.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-13-09, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by Mudcat

Another quote from Trainspotting:

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?

Sometimes I think the luckiest people are those who just can't think very deeply.

And of course those who have sexual partners with both male genitalia and hooters.

Mudrat how does it feel to KNOW you will die alone?

**Mudcat** · 05-13-09, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Take the best orgasm you ever had, multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it.

Now see...that doesn't sound too useless lard-ish to me.

To be honest, I don't agree with that specific description. But the point is, it feels really fukking good. Especially the first times.

The wildcard is what happens next. Many people will chase that high literally to the grave.

Now there are people who just enjoy it but do not have any kind of compulsive reaction and just use recreationaly or in fact just leave it behind with no special effort. I call those people, normy weirdo freaks.

But no, I don't quite buy in on the super-orgasm comparison. I'm sure I would be dead and decomposed by now if it was that good.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-13-09, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat

To be honest, I don't agree with that specific description. But the point is, it feels really fukking good. Especially the first times.

The wildcard is what happens next. Many people will chase that high literally to the grave.

Now there are people who just enjoy it but do not have any kind of compulsive reaction and just use recreationaly or in fact just leave it behind with no special effort. I call those people, normy weirdo freaks.

But no, I don't quite buy in on the super-orgasm comparison. I'm sure I would be dead and decomposed by now if it was that good.

Here's a reality check friend; in order to compare drugs to sex, you would need to try both. It's evident that you love heroin. Not so clear if you've ever been with a woman before.

Smart money says no...

**durito** · 05-13-09, 12:08 PM

I like how Mudcat completely owns Bateman in this thread.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-13-09, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by durito

I like how Mudcat completely owns Bateman in this thread.

Yeah he is owning me Paco. Just like RayDog outed you and your $300,000 election bet.

Now go back to grooming your donkey.

**durito** · 05-13-09, 12:22 PM

Outed me?

You are a ****ing retard. Making up a story isn't outing anyone.

Nevertheless I did make more on that election than you make in a year.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-13-09, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by durito

Outed me?

You are a ****ing retard. Making up a story isn't outing anyone.

Nevertheless I did make more on that election than you make in a year.

There it is folks. The "I make more than you" jab...

Great job Durito

**Mudcat** · 05-13-09, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by SBR_John

All of us will be faced with serious problems in life. Its helpful to read about how other people dealt with theirs. I very much appreciate Mud talking about his challenges. Who knows who will read that and like when Mud drank the 12 beers without taking a leak, it could just get through and help someone.

As I have said many times, I would be glad to talk to anyone about these issues. I am obviously very open about talking about my situation publicly but I am well aware of the stigma that still exists and I would protect anyone's privacy ferociously.

I don't claim to have all the answers but I would be happy to receive a PM on the subject.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-13-09, 12:36 PM

Junkie...

**Bread** · 05-13-09, 01:03 PM

A roid-head calling someone a junkie for the millionth time.

Just let go Bateman...come and play with the other kids. It'll be OK sport!

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-13-09, 01:06 PM

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-13-09, 01:07 PM

Does anyone know how "roid head" is really spelled? Does it have a hyphen? I need to know so I can change my SBR profile. Thanks.

**Mudcat** · 05-13-09, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by durito

I like how Mudcat completely owns Bateman in this thread.

There is nothing much I can do for Bateman beyond what I am doing. He is a case of self-loathing-denial-gone-haywire-with-inappropriate-nonsensical-judgementalism. Grrrr, I'm very angry. Now here are my philosophies that have got me here.

*shrug*

He still needs to put on his show but he's picking up a few seeds for future use despite himself.

FWIW, I don't have any problem with his drug use or the tranny thing. I mean obviously I'm not going to be judgemental about drug use. Trannies? What do I care? Have fun. No skin off my nutsack. The few little jabs I have taken have been a reaction to his reactions and general dickishness, not to his being gay.

**Bread** · 05-13-09, 01:22 PM

Mudcat, you use your tongue prettier'n a $20 whore.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-13-09, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat

There is nothing much I can do for Bateman beyond what I am doing. He is a case of self-loathing-denial-gone-haywire-with-inappropriate-nonsensical-judgementalism. Grrrr, I'm very angry. Now here are my philosophies that have got me here.

*shrug*

He still needs to put on his show but he's picking up a few seeds for future use despite himself.

FWIW, I don't have any problem with his drug use or the tranny thing. I mean obviously I'm not going to be judgemental about drug use. Trannies? What do I care? Have fun. No skin off my nutsack. The few little jabs I have taken have been a reaction to his reactions and general dickishness, not to his being gay.

Hey junkie when was the last time you were with a woman?

The gay accusation is pretty stale; kind of like your lame wedding songs.

**tacomax** · 05-13-09, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by durito

I like how Mudcat completely owns Bateman in this thread.

Someone call onthewhat into this thread. Since everyone is managing it, I think he should get the chance to experience some ownage for once.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-13-09, 01:57 PM

Does anyone know of a good plastic surgeon in California? I have a friend out there who is really ugly and could use the help.

I'll start a donation pot and throw in $20.00.

Poor little guy.

**tacomax** · 05-13-09, 02:03 PM

Hmmm. Who could this be? I wonder if he has a stutter? I wonder if he drives away after a DUI smash without a thought of the victim? I wonder if he's a long time steroid abuser (but somehow ironically thinks that injecting steroids is OK but heroin is not)? I wonder if he trawls the internet looking for trannies? I wonder how close I am.

**tacomax** · 05-13-09, 02:05 PM

I'm not the hottest guy out here, but I'm not bad on the eyes. I love to have fun. I'm a spur of the moment kind of guy. Laughing is something I do as often as I can. I work way more than any one person should have to, but my daughter comes first. High sex drive, don't sleep a whole lot (I'll get all I need when I die). Cock size is medium.

**Bread** · 05-13-09, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by tacomax

I'm not the hottest guy out here, but I'm not bad on the eyes. I love to have fun. I'm a spur of the moment kind of guy. Laughing is something I do as often as I can. I work way more than any one person should have to, but my daughter comes first. High sex drive, don't sleep a whole lot (I'll get all I need when I die). Cock size is medium.

Bateman = EPIC FAILURE!! But he makes me laugh so whatever.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-13-09, 02:08 PM

Anyone? Maybe a plastic surgeon would take his case as kind of a charity case. Sort of like Tiny Tim. My friend has a problem lying as well so he may have to seek therapy before the doctor tries to make him look somewhat like a human. Very Big Bird like.

**blittydeuce** · 05-13-09, 02:09 PM

that crazy mudcat

**Bread** · 05-13-09, 02:09 PM

Will today be the day that Bateman smashes his keyboard in a rage? I think it just might be....

**Mudcat** · 05-13-09, 02:33 PM

I hope this thread which has been so focused on me being a smackhead has not caused people to forget I also have huge pectoral muscles.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-13-09, 02:39 PM

Huge pectoral muscles means you can lay the smack down. Not in your case though

**Bread** · 05-13-09, 02:44 PM

Bateman is on FIRE today!

OH NOES!!!

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-13-09, 02:45 PM

#100...

**HAPPY BOY** · 05-13-09, 03:32 PM

I for one appreciate bateman. since i have no interest in gambling till August this youngman is what this forum needs. A real fiesty fighter. A guy who can sling dirt with the best. A strapping strong young man with strong opinions. A young man who is physically as well as mentally fit. A real shit disturber who can take on Taco and Bread and mudcat, and yes even myself, and keep SBR interesting and fresh. I mean theres only so much you can talk about the NBA and MLB. Patrick this is to you my friend !! stay strong and stay angry.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-13-09, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by HAPPY BOY

I for one appreciate bateman. since i have no interest in gambling till August this youngman is what this forum needs. A real fiesty fighter. A guy who can sling dirt with the best. A strapping strong young man with strong opinions. A young man who is physically as well as mentally fit. A real shit disturber who can take on Taco and Bread and mudcat, and yes even myself, and keep SBR interesting and fresh. I mean theres only so much you can talk about the NBA and MLB. Patrick this is to you my friend !! stay strong and stay angry.

Happy I may go to the bash. Could I buy you a Mojito?

**HAPPY BOY** · 05-13-09, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat

I hope this thread which has been so focused on me being a smackhead has not caused people to forget I also have huge pectoral muscles.

wow! hey Mudder your pecs are big, do you also have big aeriolas. like the size of a frisby or small like a bottle cap? and how bout the nips are the tiny like lil peanuts or can i hang a baseball cap on them?

**HAPPY BOY** · 05-13-09, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Happy I may go to the bash. Could I buy you a Mojito?

ok course you can why not. think the booze is free though but if not make it johnnie black on the rocks.