Mudcat the Smackhead

**Bread** · 05-10-09, 12:41 PM

I love heroin. You should try it when getting busy with those trannies PB!

**Mudcat** · 05-10-09, 11:51 PM

You know, if my experiences with addiction and recovery were something I was trying to keep secret rather than one of my favorite subjects which I have gabbed about almost daily for years, a topic like that might be really something.

**tacomax** · 05-11-09, 12:40 AM

Mudcat - in the depths of despair when you were addicted to drugs and you thought that life had no meaning, did you ever trawl the internet trying to pick up a tranny?

**Mudcat** · 05-11-09, 10:10 AM

Now when it comes to this stuff, taco scares me. That's who you need to learn from BP.

Take a look at this thread as an example.

here

The reason it works is because taco has the person flopping around like a trout despite being so thoroughly busted.

I think that's the effect you are going for. But to simply repeat something a person cheerfully said 5 minutes ago has no impact.

Like you might as well say Slickfazzer has thought about sex. You would be correct - no question - don't get too down on yourself; it's not that you are incorrect - but there's just no impact there.

See how that works? I'll post this link again in case the first one didn't work. Make sure you read it right to the end because it stays good.

here

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-11-09, 10:16 AM

Do you watch WWE Smackdown Mudrat?

Share with us what heroin feels like. Or maybe tell us what it's like to know you will die alone.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-11-09, 10:17 AM

Taco scares you because he makes up false handles and claims they are other posters. It's called fiction Mudcat; something your know about oh so well with your crappy songs and tall tales of being a big gambler.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-11-09, 10:19 AM

Bump.

**Bread** · 05-11-09, 01:04 PM

Bateman I'm pullin for ya here bud. But maybe this just isn't your forte. They guy has admitted he is a recovering junkie. You're not really stirring the pot at all.

I dunno...maybe you should leave the messy stuff to the big boys kid. But I am pullin for ya to turn this around

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-11-09, 01:11 PM

Not many people know about Mudrat. Noobs don't know about his Netteller "scam". Lots of "dirt" on Mudrat.

**Mudcat** · 05-11-09, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Bateman I'm pullin for ya here bud.

How could you not? It's like the posting forum Special Olympics. You want every last one of them to get a medal.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 05-11-09, 02:20 PM

How cute. As soon as Taxy posts, Mudcat follows suit. Sort of like a shadow but not.

Do heroin addicts qualify for the Special Olympics? Maybe you could sing them one of your songs

**Mudcat** · 05-12-09, 07:46 AM

Sometimes I do this:

yyyyyyyyyyCDIFGJMNDGKLNBFFVyyyyyyyyyyy
))))baby in the pool hall((((((((((((((((((
ribbit ribbit
RIBBIT

. . . then I stop.

This was one of those times.

**Mudcat** · 05-12-09, 11:31 AM

This thread reminds me of something interesting that happened one time I did heroin. Well it is interesting to me anyway.

Would anyone like to hear my little heroin story?

**Bread** · 05-12-09, 11:37 AM

**BadNina** · 05-12-09, 02:38 PM

Sure. I love stories.

**tacomax** · 05-12-09, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat

Would anyone like to hear my little heroin story?

Did you post an online personals ad looking for a tranny?

**Mudcat** · 05-12-09, 06:53 PM

Dammit no taco! Bad taco!

Okay well I hope I haven't oversold the story. Like most things involving heroin use, there is no action. No car chases or explosions. It is just something a bit interesting. To me anyway.

It didn't lead directly to me getting clean and sober but it was one of those moments along the way. Actually, this may not end up being a very good forum type of story at all. But I feel like it's too late to turn back now so . . .

Once upon a time I was smoking heroin and drinking beer. I don't know how much people know about heroin but it is a very lazy drug. It completely relaxes the body and drains all ambition. Basically, you veg.

After some hours and many beers, it occurred to me I hadn't peed. I'm not saying I felt a need to pee; I'm saying it occurred to me intellectually that I had drank an amount of beer that would normally have led to some peeing.

I knew exactly how much beer I had when I started so I was able to determine that I had drank 12 beers without peeing.

Even in my compromised state, I was sure this wasn't proper. So I went to the bathroom. I still didn't feel the need to pee. But I forced myself to. 12 beers? Better pee.

I guess it was the next day when I was sitting around feeling the remorse that addicts live with so much, that I thought back on that little episode. 12 beers without peeing. It seemed like a lot. I took an empty beer bottle and filled it with water and dumped it in a bucket. I did it 12 times. I just wanted to see what it looked it. It was a lot.

And looking at it, though I was alone, I said something out loud. I said, "I turned my body into a toilet."

So true. I reflected on how, if I had died (perhaps in a spectacular pee explosion that would make this story so much more electrifying) it would have been a completely appropriate thing to put on my tombstone:

HERE LIES MUDCAT.
HE TURNED HIS BODY INTO A TOILET.

And, well, that's it. That's my little heroin story.

*curtsey*

**Bread** · 05-12-09, 06:58 PM

OMG that story was beautiful.

Muddy do you hallucinate on heroin? Or do you just turn into a useless lard reflecting upon your thoughts?

I've said that if I'm ever diagnosed as terminal, I'm going out with a bang. Perhaps heroin can be that bang? Tell me that you can close your eyes and suddenly you're being shot at in the rice fields of Laos!

**tacomax** · 05-12-09, 07:01 PM

Mudcat, I've seen Trainspotting so that was very disappointing.

Patty, Mudcat has told a story about his vice, how about you? What about telling us how you got into trannies? Did you go out one night get a little drunk and not realise what you'd brought home? Did you find you liked sucking cock, Patty? How did it taste, Patty? Call me, Patty - 888-477-2283.

**tacomax** · 05-12-09, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Or do you just turn into a useless lard reflecting upon your thoughts?

(To deny Patty another crappy one-liner)

You do that already without heroin.

**SBR_John** · 05-12-09, 07:40 PM

Mods please leave this in the main forum. There are some classic exchanges between BP and Taco and an all star cast to boot. Also, a very interesting and well written read from Mudcat.... who I bet has some more good stories hiding in there.

**tacomax** · 05-12-09, 07:48 PM

SBR John is stirring the pot tonight.

I dare you to move the bateman vs MJF thread.

**HAPPY BOY** · 05-12-09, 07:50 PM

Mud you are a renaissance man. very poetic (dont wanna sound gay here) can play an instrument, and tells a well written life story. i like the honesty too. well done sir!

**pico** · 05-12-09, 07:54 PM

wow this thread is now resurrected to the main forum. praise jesus.

**wtf** · 05-12-09, 07:59 PM

mudrat is kevin costner in this clip, take note

**pico** · 05-12-09, 07:59 PM

i like mudcat. nice story teller. he plays music. if he can draw like happy boy then he is a real renessaince man

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 05-12-09, 08:06 PM

lucky u could pee on that crap, i haver never used the heron myself but have abused oc's and pain killers my doctor gives me more than once, that being said, i have sat there and stared at my dick for about 20 minutes before i realized it was just not going to happen, i can only imagine that if it was that hard to pee on pain killers with the h i bet it is nearly impossible.

**Bread** · 05-12-09, 08:11 PM

LOL @ this thread being moved to PT. Nooooooooooooooooo comment.

**Bread** · 05-12-09, 08:23 PM

Originally posted by SBR_John

Mods please leave this in the main forum. There are some classic exchanges between BP and Taco and an all star cast to boot. Also, a very interesting and well written read from Mudcat.... who I bet has some more good stories hiding in there.

OK I lied I have a comment.

I realize that SBRJohn can be very easily amused. Like he probably gets a lengthy chuckle at a good knock knock joke or something. But I'm looking for the classic exchange here. It's Taco busting balls like only he can, and BP squirming in a corner like only he can.

Actually wait...this part was pretty funny by BP. I mean, the genius of putting quotes around "scam" and "dirt"...I don't get it, but neither does the tranny-loving dunce, I'm sure

Not many people know about Mudrat. Noobs don't know about his Netteller "scam". Lots of "dirt" on Mudrat.

**wtf** · 05-12-09, 08:27 PM

bread, what does mudrat's scrotum taste like? you visit there quite often, kind of embarrassing

please carry on

**Bread** · 05-12-09, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by wtf

bread, what does mudrat's scrotum taste like? you visit there quite often, kind of embarrassing

please carry on

blah blah blah you bring nothing to the forum..blah blah blah..youre a cancer..blah blah blah..taste like soy sauce.

**pavyracer** · 05-12-09, 08:34 PM

check wtf's last 50 posts...not a single one sports betting related...he adds so much here

**Casperwaits** · 05-12-09, 08:34 PM

And the Bread/WTF fight has started......DING DING

**Bread** · 05-12-09, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

And the Bread/WTF fight has started......DING DING

Incorrect. The Bread/wtf fight ended over a month ago.

Now it's like Hearns begging for a rematch with Tyson. I'll pass.