$5K SBR Poker Championship: Field Set, Top 100

**Auto Donk** · 01-07-16, 02:35 PM

**chico2663** · 01-07-16, 02:36 PM

sbr should pay you guys/

**mpaschal34** · 01-07-16, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

what are your end games?

I mean do you think the other is going to say, "ok you are right"??? surely not

Are you trying to show how stupid the other is? no one reads them so hopefully not

Just fukkn sign a peace treaty

As was written in one of those conspiracy theory threads, if Truman can sign a peace treaty with the aliens, you would think Waves and Donk could get one done.

**bobbywaves** · 01-07-16, 02:54 PM

Only one question needs to be asked here, who's creating these childish threads?

There's obviously only 1 answer: Donkey

You want Waves nice & quiet, then don't engage him...Simple.

Donkey has 1k more posts & I've been here over 4.5 years longer. That tells you all you need to know about who the troll is & who needs to get a life.

How does a so called "lawyer" find the time?

**astro61200** · 01-07-16, 03:21 PM

I like the prize payout, just wish the tournament structure was different. 3k in chips but 8 minute blinds with 100 people means this turns into a shovefest with 30-40 people left. Kind of disappointing considering the contest ran for 3+ months, but will just come down to who can suck out/catch some cards.

Shari's 5000 starting stack and 10 min blinds would have been much more fitting for a tournament with 100 people.

**Auto Donk** · 01-07-16, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Only one question needs to be asked here, who's creating these childish threads?

There's obviously only 1 answer: Donkey

You want Waves nice & quiet, then don't engage him...Simple.

Donkey has 1k more posts & I've been here over 4.5 years longer. That tells you all you need to know about who the troll is & who needs to get a life.

How does a so called "lawyer" find the time?

**astro61200** · 01-07-16, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

Oh. My. God.

Just stop. Go away with the bobbywaves crap. No one cares. No one cares about bobbywaves. No one cares about your competition.

If you ignore bobbywaves he'll just go away.

Does every single thread have to be hijacked by bobbywaves and Auto Donk?

**Auto Donk** · 01-07-16, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by astro61200

Oh. My. God.

Just stop. Go away with the bobbywaves crap. No one cares. No one cares about bobbywaves. No one cares about your competition.

If you ignore bobbywaves he'll just go away.

Does every single thread have to be hijacked by bobbywaves and Auto Donk?

consider ww/ad to be The Herpes of sbr..... just keeps on giving.........

i should probably set up an o/u line on the number of times I have to simply post my "standard response to ww" this year:

initial thoughts are around 1,000

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 01-07-16, 03:44 PM

Donker that is a valid question though. How do you find the time to post on average 282 post per month?

**JayTris07** · 01-07-16, 04:01 PM

Is this only for SBR Pros? Sorry if you answered this before. I'm still trying to figure out this site.

**horja1** · 01-07-16, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by JayTris07

Is this only for SBR Pros? Sorry if you answered this before. I'm still trying to figure out this site.

"2. Must be an SBR Pro by Jan 7 to receive grand finale password."

**JayTris07** · 01-07-16, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by horja1

"2. Must be an SBR Pro by Jan 7 to receive grand finale password."

Thanks.

**stevek173** · 01-07-16, 04:38 PM

I think Biter's going to take the whole thing down. Sneakily good because he doesn't play as much as many others, likely the best player here. Can't ever count out Peavs. Rudy's been a beast in cash games recently is it his year? Stefan can do it again.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 01-07-16, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

I think Biter's going to take the whole thing down. Sneakily good because he doesn't play as much as many others, likely the best player here. Can't ever count out Peavs. Rudy's been a beast in cash games recently is it his year? Stefan can do it again.

stevey good to see you pro again

**stevek173** · 01-07-16, 04:50 PM

Thanks chief

**astro61200** · 01-07-16, 04:51 PM

We need odds for the tournament!

**Auto Donk** · 01-07-16, 05:22 PM

USC,

blame it on bill gates, and that little thing called "windows"..... finish a particular task, pull up sbr..... fire off a photo of the 2015 year's end leaderboard, hit that little "minus sign" thingy on the window, go back to work..... repeat as necessary.......

i've billed $1550 today according to "timekeeper"..... and fended off ww while doing so!

**beerman2619** · 01-07-16, 05:35 PM

Odds should be good for me to be the first one eliminated. Going to have to buy a half gallon of burnetts before this poker game. Get me in poker mode buck ya

good luck all.

**thechaoz** · 01-07-16, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by astro61200

I like the prize payout, just wish the tournament structure was different. 3k in chips but 8 minute blinds with 100 people means this turns into a shovefest with 30-40 people left. Kind of disappointing considering the contest ran for 3+ months, but will just come down to who can suck out/catch some cards.

Shari's 5000 starting stack and 10 min blinds would have been much more fitting for a tournament with 100 people.

I agree. The contest was a long one, let's actually play. . It wouldn't alert the prizes at all and saves sbr no extra money by cutting it short

**bobbywaves** · 01-07-16, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by astro61200

Oh. My. God.

Just stop. Go away with the bobbywaves crap. No one cares. No one cares about bobbywaves. No one cares about your competition.

If you ignore bobbywaves he'll just go away.

Does every single thread have to be hijacked by bobbywaves and Auto Donk?

You may want to educate yourself on the matter, you can start here: Only one question needs to be asked here, who's...

**RudyRuetigger** · 01-07-16, 06:24 PM

sam good job with format
(serious)

**Auto Donk** · 01-07-16, 06:26 PM

has the format been posted? through all the stupid shit posts some idiots put up I can't find it........... WTF?!?!?!?!?!

**bobbywaves** · 01-07-16, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

has the format been posted? through all the stupid shit posts some idiots put up I can't find it........... WTF?!?!?!?!?!

Then you may want to start posting less Donkey, so you can find it.

**Auto Donk** · 01-07-16, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Then you may want to start posting less Donkey, so you can find it.

**stevek173** · 01-07-16, 09:25 PM

There was a secret "Test" tournament yesterday. It was just me, The Prick and SBR Forum. We all went all in every hand. I won as you can see by the 100 point 1st Place badge on my profile.

**Auto Donk** · 01-07-16, 09:36 PM

Congrats, but I thought you said the prick won it....... oh..... wait.........

**stevek173** · 01-07-16, 09:46 PM

I won but the 100 points were there then subtracted which is fair so I only net the badge. I am the only poster in the history of the site with a 100 point 1st place badge.

**Auto Donk** · 01-07-16, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

I won but the 100 points were there then subtracted which is fair so I only net the badge. I am the only poster in the history of the site with a 100 point 1st place badge.

**Jayvegas420** · 01-07-16, 10:16 PM

Guy's an attorney so, he can't find time to make 9 posts a day?
GTFOH!

**downsouth** · 01-07-16, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

Dead Money:

Bobbywaves
Downsouth
Konk

My pick:

One under

ITM:

Jaker
Both 99's
Yis
Mpaschal
Chucky
Biteme
Donker
Tripe

GL

My feelings are hurt Jay

**Jayvegas420** · 01-07-16, 11:17 PM

FFS.

Mixed up sourtwist & Downsouth.

I should have known the rules of poker were outside twister's skill set.

**Jayvegas420** · 01-08-16, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Then you may want to start posting less Donkey, so you can find it.

Looking at Bobby trying to hold onto his dignity

**bobbywaves** · 01-08-16, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

Looking at Bobby trying to hold onto his dignity

Good luck in the 5k tourney Saturday Jay.

Oh wait....I forgot you don't play poker, so you're not in the 5k tourney. You're just trolling a poker thread.

**Jayvegas420** · 01-08-16, 12:46 AM

Your chances are as good as mine

**bobbywaves** · 01-08-16, 01:19 AM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

Your chances are as good as mine

Then you wouldn't mind making a last longer bet, since we have the same chances.

How about this Jay, if you last longer than me in this Sat 5k tourney, I will promptly ship you 85k pts. If I last longer, you ship me your measly 56 pt balance. We have a bet broke dikk?