SSK NBA Thread 3 (Beast Mode)

[SprayBoy]

"There is a difference between guaranteeing/predicting something in the future (which no one can do)" -SSK

....yet this is literally your bread and butter. You try to do this very thing you call impossible in virtually every other post of yours. Please don't ever try to lecture anyone on their logic skills in the future.

[Indecent]

HS? That was more than 20 years ago. But at least I was able to make it through that. Which grade did you fail out of school again?

It was the summer of 1986. The summer had just started, temperatures were starting to warm up.

Seems slightly different compared to what you've said before...

Well my bankroll is pocket money. I currently go to college so I don't make that much lol.

I'll be honest, I started with $80 bankroll for the year. I'm over $360 now. Yeah go ahead and laugh. But it's all I got.

[BetterBizness]

Relatively quiet day on the hating front... Way to keep em in Check SSK... Look forward to your beastly picks tonight!

[ssk13809]

Seems slightly different compared to what you've said before...

You've literally missed 2 threads of mine? I've already said I have to cover my true identity so what I've said in the past is a cover-up for what I really am. And why am I covering up? The FBI and CIA have been after me for winning so much in sports betting, and if I start speaking the truth they will track me down. That's another reason I keep so many haters around, it makes my threads "look" less serious. I thank my haters for keeping it that way.

[MartinBlank]

Oh, I am here Better...
Just to remind everyone again, that even in BEAST MODE---SSK can't pick a single ATS winner.

SSK's ATS record 2011: 13-20. 39%.

[ssk13809]

Oh, I am here Better...
Just to remind everyone again, that even in BEAST MODE---SSK can't pick a single ATS winner.

SSK's ATS record 2011: 13-20. 39%.

And just to add to this negative post. In BEAST MODE, I haven't had 1 losing day. So horrible that is right Martin Blanks? I mean, I'm in Beast Mode, and I haven't had 1 losing day? God that sucks.


1st Losing Day Comes in February +200
1st Losing Day Comes in March -170

Place your bets

[ssk13809]

Btw, I'll take 0-100 ATS record if I come up positive in units. And so would anyone else.

[BetterBizness]

So if ssk is in beast mode... is Martin in Beast Hating mode?

New avatar Martin? Tame the beast!

[BetterBizness]

Need some picks SSK... can't be waiting forever here... Lets get some basketball ITT...

[MartinBlank]

Btw, I'll take 0-100 ATS record if I come up positive in units. And so would anyone else.

Before sparky knocks himself over-----patting himself on the back.

He is 1-3 in his last 4 2-Team Teasers. In fact, in SSK Thread #2---he lost 49.5 units on his "2 Team Teasers".

Will he win one from time to time? Of course. Even a blind squirrel will find a f'in nut.

But in the end--they will do him in. He isn't smart enough to know or understand the math.

Oh, and if you really want a laugh. SSK's last 11 ATS plays---he is 2-9. 2 and F'in 9.

Just awesome.

And I guarantee he stops playing ATS---he sucks so bad at those and it just keeps getting worse and worse.

[MartinBlank]

Here's the thing.

I have to admit it. This is one of the most entertaining threads on SBR. I really don't want SSK to crash out. The longer this keeps going, the more fun we all have.

If the kid was actually betting real money---I would be hoping/praying he won. But we know these are airbets, and it is just so much fun watching them lose.

[ssk13809]

Before sparky knocks himself over-----patting himself on the back.

He is 1-3 in his last 4 2-Team Teasers. In fact, in SSK Thread #2---he lost 49.5 units on his "2 Team Teasers".

Will he win one from time to time? Of course. Even a blind squirrel will find a f'in nut.

But in the end--they will do him in. He isn't smart enough to know or understand the math.

Oh, and if you really want a laugh. SSK's last 11 ATS plays---he is 2-9. 2 and F'in 9.

Just awesome.

And I guarantee he stops playing ATS---he sucks so bad at those and it just keeps getting worse and worse.

Here we go again. Last thread. When I wasn't in BEAST MODE.

1st of all, those were not "2 Team Teasers". Most the teasers I lost were 3, and 4 and more Team Teasers that day. Go look it up. You're always wrong. Can count on you for that anytime.

And the 2-9 is off too. That would imply I was once 11-11. Never was the case. Once again Martin Blanks is wrong. Like I said, can count on that anytime.



Keep making up things. I'll keep on winning in BEAST MODE.

[MartinBlank]

Here we go again. Last thread. When I wasn't in BEAST MODE.

1st of all, those were not "2 Team Teasers". Most the teasers I lost were 3, and 4 and more Team Teasers that day. Go look it up. Always wrong. Can count on you for that anytime.

And the 2-9 is off too. That would imply I was once 11-11. Never was the case. Once again Martin Blanks is wrong. Like I said, can count on that anytime.



Keep making up things. I'll keep on winning in BEAST MODE.

Wait a minute, you never even got to .500? Here I thought you did.

Seriously. I thought you managed to get it to .500% at one time.

How close did you get?

[ssk13809]

Wait a minute, you never even got to .500? Here I thought you did.

Seriously. I thought you managed to get it to .500% at one time.

How close did you get?

I was over .500. I was at 75% at one point. But by 20 or so games, I stayed under .500. I'll get over it sooner or later since I'm in BEAST MODE now.

[Indecent]

You've literally missed 2 threads of mine?

I don't follow your threads. I have a good memory and remembered your post about how poor you are, that's all.

I've already said I have to cover my true identity so what I've said in the past is a cover-up for what I really am. And why am I covering up? The FBI and CIA have been after me for winning so much in sports betting, and if I start speaking the truth they will track me down.

Amazing. In order to cover up how much money you win, you changed your story from a broke college student to a larger than life character who bets millions of dollars and has teams of people to manage him?

If this is true (it isn't), how does changing the story to something that more closely resembles the behavior you are trying to cover-up make any sense?

You're about as good of a criminal mastermind as you are a sports-bettor.

[MartinBlank]

SSK is right.

After he made his 18th pick-----he never got close to .500%. The closest he got was 11-12. So, I stand corrected.

He is on a 2-8 slide---not a 2-9 slide as I mentioned. So, in his last 10 ATS picks, he is at 20%, not the 18% I listed. There is a huge difference.

Oh, and in Beast Mode. SSK is 0-1 ATS. Which of course, is 0%.

[ssk13809]

I don't follow your threads. I have a good memory and remembered your post about how poor you are, that's all.



Amazing. In order to cover up how much money you win, you changed your story from a broke college student to a larger than life character who bets millions of dollars and has teams of people to manage him?

If this is true (it isn't), how does changing the story to something that more closely resembles the behavior you are trying to cover-up make any sense?

You're about as good of a criminal mastermind as you are a sports-bettor.

Yeah sorry I've explained all of this already. But the reason I can now speak more closely to the behavior I am trying to cover up is because of all the haters surrounding me now. They make my thread look less serious with all the crazy comments. I mean, I'm doing a good job at that right? You're not taking me seriously right now. Therefore, I'm still succeeding in covering myself up. And the haters have only helped me in that aspect.

[ssk13809]

SSK is right.

After he made his 18th pick-----he never got close to .500%. The closest he got was 11-12. So, I stand corrected.

He is on a 2-8 slide---not a 2-9 slide as I mentioned. So, in his last 10 ATS picks, he is at 20%, not the 18% I listed. There is a huge difference.

Oh, and in Beast Mode. SSK is 0-1 ATS. Which of course, is 0%.

I don't think I ever got to 11-12. Martin, keep trying. But I don't think you will ever get it right.


And once again, I'll be happy if I go 0-100 ATS in Beast Mode and I'm positive units.

[ssk13809]

Anyways let's move on

2/22/2011: +3.0 Units



Beast Mode: 103 Units (+3.0 Units)



Martin is fully justified on hating my start on BEAST MODE so far. I deserve all this negativity I'm receiving in this page for my start in this thread. I mean, only 3 unit profit? That's just a 3% increase in bankroll in 1 day. Wow that's pathetic considering I'm in BEAST MODE. Poor start for sure. Will look to rebound today.

[BetterBizness]

ssk lots of talking not enough picking...

[BetterBizness]

Here's the thing.

I have to admit it. This is one of the most entertaining threads on SBR. I really don't want SSK to crash out. The longer this keeps going, the more fun we all have.

If the kid was actually betting real money---I would be hoping/praying he won. But we know these are airbets, and it is just so much fun watching them lose.

I would be lost without this thread... probably living on the streets somewhere... sucking back Listerine for an alcohol buzz...

instead... I got my MBA, traveled the world, and smell great... All because of this thread....

[MartinBlank]

Here we go again. Last thread. When I wasn't in BEAST MODE.

1st of all, those were not "2 Team Teasers". Most the teasers I lost were 3, and 4 and more Team Teasers that day. Go look it up. You're always wrong. Can count on you for that anytime.

Really?

How's this? Any of these win? Didn't think so.

Alrite Teaser Team has given me a play
2 Team Teaser (5 Points)
Hawks -1.5
Hornets +8
Risk 27.5 to Win 25
More will be posted later. Remember my teasers hit 70+% long-term.

2 Team Teaser (5.5 points)
Lakers +7
Celtics +8
Risk 12 to Win 10.

2 Team Teaser
Nuggets -3
Kings +10
Risk 39 to Win 30

[ssk13809]

If the kid was actually betting real money---I would be hoping/praying he won. But we know these are airbets, and it is just so much fun watching them lose.

You must be the most delusional person in the world if you think I just airbet. Considering

a) I've asked posters like Full-Time Hobo if _______ was a legit sportsbook or not. And asked him advice on which book I should deposit money into (through PMs so it was serious talk).

b) I've helped other posters who are having a problem with a certain book, and gotten them to place their bets in not so obvious ways in a sportsbook. Like HOW the f*uck would I know so much about placing bets in books if I never placed them myself? And the advice I've given has been "Book specific" advice, not some kind of "general trick" one can google that works.


And I concentrate so much on this, just for fun? No.


There is some very heavy money going in this

[ssk13809]

Really?

How's this? Any of these win? Didn't think so.

I thought you were talking about that one Sunday where I lost everything. That's why I said "that day", that day I lost mostly 3,4,5, team teasers.

[BetterBizness]

ssk.. I need some winners...

[ssk13809]

ssk.. I need some winners...

Will post some later.


Here I'll post my ATS play today



Lakers -2
Risk 5.5 to Win 5


Teasers coming later

[MartinBlank]

You must be the most delusional person in the world if you think I just airbet. Considering

a) I've asked posters like Full-Time Hobo if _______ was a legit sportsbook or not. And asked him advice on which book I should deposit money into (through PMs so it was serious talk).

b) I've helped other posters who are having a problem with a certain book, and gotten them to place their bets in not so obvious ways in a sportsbook. Like HOW the f*uck would I know so much about placing bets in books if I never placed them myself? And the advice I've given has been "Book specific" advice, not some kind of "general trick" one can google that works.

And I concentrate so much on this, just for fun? No.

There is some very heavy money going in this

Can I tell why everyone knows this is all fantasy land betting on your part?

The Round Robins. How the fuk would you not know what a Round Robin is?, and yet that is the type of bet you were listing. You didn't know the payout structure, the odds----nothing.

It was amateur hour.

The second and most obvious reason why I am convinced you are airbetting is the nonsense about the ATS betting. You posted yesterday that you made a bet "to improve your ATS record".

No one makes a play to improve their ATS record just to get street cred on some goofy internet message board.

Lastly. You pushed all-in on a bet because some dude on an internet message board (ME), got so under your skin that you couldn't help but make dumb bet after dumb bet?

Is that really the story you are selling?

It was a fantasy bet.

Listen. Pretend all you want. This is pure entertainment. I don't care if you are airbetting. It is amusing as hell.

[BetterBizness]

Martin, stop trying to tell Santa that he doesn't exist... I am going to get a winner tonight... and it Starts in Portland!

[ssk13809]

I think the main confusion you are having is you are assuming that every play I post here is a play I make in real-life. This simply not true. They are related but there are many differences.

For example, I bet Memphis ATS here, but not in real life. And the "All-Ins" usually apply here more than real life. (usually)

But u get the point. Make the distinction between posting plays on SBR versus real-life. Most are same, but not everything.

[ssk13809]

Martin, stop trying to tell Santa that he doesn't exist... I am going to get a winner tonight... and it Starts in Portland!

lol. Fading me went well for you in the NFL didn't it?

[BetterBizness]

lol. Fading me went well for you in the NFL didn't it?

I only did it once.. .honest...

ok maybe twice...

and won both times... but it was clearly one of those 30% off weeks...

I know your gonna light up the NBA... they may even name a ball after you or something... like the t-1000 .. maybe the ssk-airbender... has a nice ring no?

[ssk13809]

I only did it once.. .honest...

ok maybe twice...

and won both times... but it was clearly one of those 30% off weeks...

I know your gonna light up the NBA... they may even name a
ball after you or something... like
the t-1000 .. maybe the ssk-airbender... has a nice ring no?

Lol. You posted you were "fading" more than just 1-2 picks. You were on like a 5 game losing streak before you fired your fade team. I guess only ones u win actually count.

[phillybadboy]

nice start ssk

[ssk13809]

My 2nd bet Will be a Hedge Bet. Hedging on Mavericks -2 and 76ers -1.5. Very confident that those 2 will cover. Very confident.




Notice, how it's a "hedge" bet, that's why I have to pick both sides of the teaser on my 3rd bet, it's not an actual teaser, it's part of a hedge bet.


2 Team Hedge Bet
Mavericks -2
76ers -1.5
Risk 16 Units

Simply put, 76ers at home (good home team) against the Wizards (1-26 on the road.). Mavericks have won 13/14 games, with only loss being a buzzer beater on the road. Deron isn't playing either.

The full bet is as follows

3 Team Teaser 8 points
76ers -1.5
Mavericks -2
Kings +22
Risk 2.5 (-120)


3 Team Teaser 8 points
76ers -1.5
Mavericks -2
Magic -6
Risk 1.5 (-120)

3 Team Teaser 8 points
76ers -1.5
Mavericks -2
Spurs +1
Risk 2 (-120)

3 Team Teaser 8 points
76ers -1.5
Mavericks -2
Thunder -15
Risk 2 (-120)

3 Team Teaser 8 points
76ers -1.5
Mavericks -2
Hornets +0.5
Risk 2 (-120)

3 Team Teaser 8 points
76ers -1.5
Mavericks -2
Clippers -15.
Risk 2 (-120)

3 Team Teaser 8 points
76ers -1.5
Mavericks -2
Pistons +16
Risk 2 (-120)

3 Team Teaser 8 points
76ers -1.5
Mavericks -2
Pacers -16
Risk 2 (-120)

[SprayBoy]

Congrats, you dented your 200 unit debt by 1.5%.