2016 SBR Fantasy Football League

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-07-16, 06:59 AM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Stealthy, Mr. Bull has been thumping his chest since wk 1. Pay attention.

Astro, coming in here and cozying up to our squeaky high-scorer of the week and talking crap about the league you avoided? Weak. Anyways, Dazer is high scorer of the league and owns Philly.

taking it math wasn't your strong point in community college

**grease lightnin** · 11-07-16, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

taking it math wasn't your strong point in community college

Lets see.... Dazer has 1131 points for the season, and you have 1070.... what am I missing? Did you use your abacus?

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-07-16, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Lets see.... Dazer has 1131 points for the season, and you have 1070.... what am I missing? Did you use your abacus?

hoooly fuk you cannot be this stupid....I'm using my abacus to add the points that were accumulated THIS WEEK.....Dazer 1230.65.....

uscphillyguy 1233.70

**grease lightnin** · 11-07-16, 07:33 AM

Oh fuk you buried me.

I am on the phone app, i guess it hasn't updated yet.

Dazer owned you through last week. And just leave it at that or I'll have him come in here and run you off again.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-07-16, 07:57 AM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Oh fuk you buried me.

I am on the phone app, i guess it hasn't updated yet.

Dazer owned you through last week. And just leave it at that or I'll have him come in here and run you off again.

great comeback greaser

**mpaschal34** · 11-07-16, 08:02 AM

Looks like I'm going to pull a victory in stealthy fashion. I wish Buffalo would rest mccoy, but I'm sure they will run him out there again just to have him go down in the 2nd quarter and miss a couple of more weeks. That organization is a joke!

**BIGDAY** · 11-07-16, 08:31 AM

So you're telling me I have a chance.....

**grease lightnin** · 11-07-16, 08:33 AM

Originally posted by BIGDAY

So you're telling me I have a chance.....

Hell yes you have a chance. Hauschka scores 15 and I am toast, big poppa

**grease lightnin** · 11-07-16, 08:34 AM

If you mean a chance to catch up to philly for high score.... you need like 38 pts.....

How often do kickers score that much?

Edit: best game I found was Jay Feely scoring 5 fg and scoring a rushing TD. I don't know how many that would get you in our league but I think it may still be short.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-07-16, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

If you mean a chance to catch up to philly for high score.... you need like 38 pts.....

How often do kickers score that much?

Didn't Rob Bironas kick 8 field goals in a game one time

**grease lightnin** · 11-07-16, 08:43 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Didn't Rob Bironas kick 8 field goals in a game one time

Yeah he was the other bigtimer. I read he accounted for like 80% of the Titans points over a months time.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 11-07-16, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by BIGDAY

So you're telling me I have a chance.....

**grease lightnin** · 11-07-16, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

**mpaschal34** · 11-08-16, 07:17 AM

Good thing I got a victory as this upcoming week is my bye week for my RB's.

**grease lightnin** · 11-08-16, 07:42 AM

This week and next week I have a couple cupcakes.

Then I face dazer and pascher to wrap the season up.

Going to make a statement this week.

**BIGDAY** · 11-08-16, 07:56 AM

This week aught to be interesting... Luckily I'm not in 12th anymore, and face Rollie Fukken t! Guys, I'm taking a W and running for the playoffs!

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-08-16, 08:10 AM

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BD where's are updated video from you 2? Gotta say some great pre season fantasy predictions in your 1st video - you were right on point about Demarco Murray

**BIGDAY** · 11-08-16, 08:31 AM

[QUOTE=USCPHILLYGUY;26528502][QUOTE=BIGDAY;265284

BD where's are updated video from you 2? Gotta say some great pre season fantasy predictions in your 1st video - you were right on point about Demarco Murray

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**JAKEPEAVY21** · 11-08-16, 09:59 AM

holy crap I barely won..I was up big and figured it was over

**stealthyburrito** · 11-08-16, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by BIGDAY

This week aught to be interesting... Luckily I'm not in 12th anymore, and face Rollie Fukken t! Guys, I'm taking a W and running for the playoffs!

Dumb and dumber

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-08-16, 11:13 AM

1	USCPHILLYGUY	7-2-0	1233.70	1043.65	W-4	12	21
2	CarolinaDaze's Team	6-3-0	1230.65	1079.15	L-1	11	14
3	Daneblazer	6-3-0	1155.90	1050.85	W-3	10	18
4	Stealthy	6-3-0	1104.50	1009.05	L-1	9	18
5	Mpaschal34	5-4-0	1233.20	1118.25	W-2	8	24
6	grease lightnin	5-4-0	1109.85	1078.50	W-2	7	13
7	JAKEPEAVY21	5-4-0	1079.70	1034.10	W-1	6	8
8	LT Profits	4-5-0	1070.70	1099.90	W-1	5	22
9	Roadtrippn	3-6-0	976.30	1108.40	L-3	4	18
10	rollie_t651	3-6-0	933.80	1199.00	L-2	3	19
11	BIGDAY	2-7-0	968.20	1134.30	L-7	2	16
12	Klemopixx I	2-7-0	938.50	1079.85	L-5	1	17

Last standings update: Mon Nov 07 11:33pm PST

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 11-08-16, 11:41 AM

philly, you crack me up dude

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 11-08-16, 11:42 AM

^^... this Phillyguy's a stud. He's like The Donald of Fantasy Football without the bad weave. Don't think he'd want to bang his daughter like Trump does... but after a night @ Delilah's, who knows?

**BIGDAY** · 11-08-16, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Dumb and dumber

Watch that tone stealthy.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-08-16, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

^^... this Phillyguy's a stud. He's like The Donald of Fantasy Football without the bad weave. Don't think he'd want to bang his daughter like Trump does... but after a night @ Delilah's, who knows?

Biter gets it minus the bang his daughter quote

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-08-16, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

philly, you crack me up dude

Jakey its hard to understand what you mean since you're all the way down in 7th place

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 11-08-16, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Jakey its hard to understand what you mean since you're all the way down in 7th place

well, I was not going to elaborate but I will now..my comment had nothing to do with the standings in our league, it has to do with your relentless shit talking when things are going well for you. You can sure dish it out but we have seen what happens when the tables are turned....rather embarrassing pal

I will say that is part of your charm though

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 11-08-16, 11:56 AM

Philly... BIGDAY & rollie are an embarrassment to your league; can't you get someone to "punch em in the mouth & GET EM OUT" like Trump always did @ his rallies? With BIGDAY, especially... "LOCK HIM UP!"

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-08-16, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

well, I was not going to elaborate but I will now..my comment had nothing to do with the standings in our league, it has to do with your relentless shit talking when things are going well for you. You can sure dish it out but we have seen what happens when the tables are turned....rather embarrassing pal

I will say that is part of your charm though

jake really? So I decide to take a stand on someone rolling out mom jokes and taking shit talking too far and this is what you come up with?

"things going well"? I've been in 1st or 2nd place the whole season

surprised by your position here pal

and how am I shit talking now? I merely posted the updated standings

**stealthyburrito** · 11-08-16, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by BIGDAY

Watch that tone stealthy.

Best be ready to put up your dukes pheasant boy

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 11-08-16, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

jake really? So I decide to take a stand on someone rolling out mom jokes and taking shit talking too far and this is what you come up with?

"things going well"? I've been in 1st or 2nd place the whole season

surprised by your position here pal

and how am I shit talking now? I merely posted the updated standings

I was not going to elaborate because I knew you would take it the wrong way even though I'm not trying to bash you

not just in regards to this league but the Eagles, Carson Wentz...you love to stir the pot when your teams/players are looking good

it doesn't bother me but all I'm saying is you open the door to getting backlash and I can understand why you have your share of posters that shove it down your throat when given the opportunity..not trying to throw stones, just calling it like I see it...

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-08-16, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

I was not going to elaborate because I knew you would take it the wrong way even though I'm not trying to bash you

not just in regards to this league but the Eagles, Carson Wentz...you love to stir the pot when your teams/players are looking good

it doesn't bother me but all I'm saying is you open the door to getting backlash and I can understand why you have your share of posters that shove it down your throat when given the opportunity..not trying to throw stones, just calling it like I see it...

Jake I'm from the east coast...from philly....that's what we do...we talk shit...I could care less what anyone thinks of me or what I say....what will I meet 10 guys from here in my life time? When you're a fan, you're a fan...I root for my team....sorry if that offends some

I've never hidden from anyone when my team loses....

**grease lightnin** · 11-08-16, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

jake really? So I decide to take a stand on someone rolling out mom jokes and taking shit talking too far and this is what you come up with?

"things going well"? I've been in 1st or 2nd place the whole season

surprised by your position here pal

and how am I shit talking now? I merely posted the updated standings

It was mom jokes? Oh yea. Fukk that. Let's get off of moms..................

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 11-08-16, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Jake I'm from the east coast...from philly....that's what we do...we talk shit...I could care less what anyone thinks of me or what I say....what will I meet 10 guys from here in my life time? When you're a fan, you're a fan...I root for my team....sorry if that offends some

I've never hidden from anyone when my team loses....

fair enough was just making an observation and sure enough you took it the wrong way

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 11-08-16, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

fair enough was just making an observation and sure enough you took it the wrong way

jake what are you fukin Dr. Phil today? You want me to revert to the JakePeavy school of posting? "no one argue" "lets just all get along" "go smoke a bowl"...........jesus Christ man............what is it I'm taking wrong