where is that jesus cat
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bogbatSBR MVP
- 03-21-10
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#71Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#72
I do shows with the Deathsquad comics and they've asked me to do their podcasts. Hard to have a "mancrush" on people who you're always hanging out with that you consider good friends.
you guys are so dumb, it's kind of amusing. keep talking stupid so i'll have a good laugh the next time i get stoned and come online. xo <3Comment -
bogbatSBR MVP
- 03-21-10
- 1843
#73Well someone pm'd me this vid of you where it showed that you took the time to isolate a part of a UFC drunkcast where they talk about you for 30 seconds. The funniest part is you added a slide show of some pictures of yourself posing.
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Poppa CatfishSBR MVP
- 09-22-10
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#74Comment -
Educ8d Degener8SBR MVP
- 01-12-10
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#75Wait, wait... that wispy stick-figure in the middle is Gabe?!
No wonder he's so cranky. The guy is starving himself to death.Comment -
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
- 45563
#76Jesus' latest post on tapology...pure comedy! I've highlighted my favourite parts!...
@themmamessiah
I apologize but oh man am I pissed off at hoe things went .. like if someone wants to clinch with u .. why can't u just kick them aside or push them aside and avoid the clinching game and knock his a$$ out
The way I see how things are .. if u want things done u gotta do it urself .. If I ever get in the UFC .. u guys are more then welcome to makes bets on me .. cuz god knows I'd knock their fking a$$ to hell if they even try to land a punch on me .. that's a big no no ..
for example check this fight of Jason young .. it was a fight before his Dusting Prorier fight in Canada
he did very good dismissing his take downs and picking him apart .. I'm not sure if he was having a bad day .. or if UFC .. making it to the BIG SHOW got to him some how or what .. but I swear to u never in a million years would of thought Omigawa would beat Jason young .. I thought He'd easily avoid the clinching game by using his kicks and 5 inch reach advantage and pick him apart from the outside .. some what disappointed in him .. expected much more
but who knows .. maybe that accidental headbut by Omigawa had an effect on his performance
as u can tell I'm a bit pissed off not because I lost money .. but because I KNOW Jason young could of easily won that fight but hey .. it is what it is .. I'll get the fk over it and will bet big $ on Johny Hendricks and Donald cerrone instead .. those 2 picks are LOCKS trust me
Guy's a genius!Comment -
SATERSTYLESBR Wise Guy
- 09-07-11
- 691
#77Battle of the midgets
Gabe vs jesuseatsnubs
set it up danaComment -
NunyaBidnessSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-26-09
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#78Not to namedrop, but I was hanging out with Dana and Lorenzo, and they told me this fight is already signed they're just waiting for the minimumweight division to open up. Then Dana told me I was a really cool guy, and Lorenzo said I had big balls.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#79Yes, I made that clip for personal friends, to post on my facebook. It was either add photos to the video, or let it be a blank video, with only audio. You, being an idiot, would have gone all audio. I went the other route.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#80
But I'm cranky, or are you guys cranky, for always talking shit? LOL If defending myself for all the hate I constantly get is what you consider cranky, then I can't call you stupid enough times.
I found this funny, so I'm not going to counter.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#81I am...
The BEST there is!
The BEST there was!
And the BEST there ever will be!!!
Now, HIT MY MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment -
bogbatSBR MVP
- 03-21-10
- 1843
#82I wouldn't have made the video at all. When I want to stroke my own dick, I do it in private.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#83I was happy to hear my name mentioned on the podcast. I am very new to the comedy scene. It was the first time my name has ever come up anywhere. I thought I would share it with my friends, as they are supporters of my comedy. I am sorry for you that you don't possibly see anything in your life moving you as much to the point of wanting to share with your friends. I am also sorry if you don't have any friends who care. Judging from the way you interact with me, a person you don't know, I wouldn't be surprised if you had nobody in your life who cared for you. So I completely understand why if you were in my situation you wouldn't want to share your happiness with anyone.Comment -
v1ySBR MVP
- 05-02-11
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#84
So is jesus one of those guys who thinks mayweather would beat anyone in MMA, since he could just easily avoid the clinch and takedowns by "pushing them aside"?Comment -
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
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#85ha yeah it's as easy as that! The bookmakers must love guys like Jesus!Comment -
bogbatSBR MVP
- 03-21-10
- 1843
#86I was happy to hear my name mentioned on the podcast. I am very new to the comedy scene. It was the first time my name has ever come up anywhere. I thought I would share it with my friends, as they are supporters of my comedy. I am sorry for you that you don't possibly see anything in your life moving you as much to the point of wanting to share with your friends. I am also sorry if you don't have any friends who care. Judging from the way you interact with me, a person you don't know, I wouldn't be surprised if you had nobody in your life who cared for you. So I completely understand why if you were in my situation you wouldn't want to share your happiness with anyone.
It's not a coincidence that just about everyone on this board is attacking you. When you "fraud" on the internet people are going to call out you on it. It started with you making a 5 fight parlay and saying it had a 70% chance of it hitting, and then going 1-5 and coming back listing that you made money. It's because of acts like that people compare you to Jesus, but like others have said despite his idiosyncrasies he was a much more likable character.
I'll try to stop hating on you because you're starting to make the transition from funny to just downright sad.Comment -
sideloadedSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-21-10
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#87Gabe, why are you posting here instead of joe's forum?Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#88Good job making assumptions about someone you don't know as a way to defend yourself
It's not a coincidence that just about everyone on this board is attacking you. When you "fraud" on the internet people are going to call out you on it. It started with you making a 5 fight parlay and saying it had a 70% chance of it hitting, and then going 1-5 and coming back listing that you made money. It's because of acts like that people compare you to Jesus, but like others have said despite his idiosyncrasies he was a much more likable character.
I'll try to stop hating on you because you're starting to make the transition from funny to just downright sad.
I did poorly on a card, yet made money because I won betting on fights I haden't picked. That makes me a fraud, how? Just because I don't pick a fight means I can't bet on it? Are you a retard? Wait, I've already called you one, so yes, you are. I could have just as easily lost those fights and ended up losing a lot more money. Is it that hard for you to believe that I like to bet on fights I'm not confident enough to include as personal picks? I went 4-2 for UFC 138, but 5-5 with all my bets. I like to bet on fights to make the watching experience more entertaining. If you can't understand that much, then you're even more retarded than I thought.
Why would I be posting on Joe's forum? Does he have a UFC handicapping section as friendly and colorful as this one?Comment -
sideloadedSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-21-10
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#89Now you're trying too hard bro.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#90I'm not "trying" anything, so how 'bout you quit nitpicking and making assumptions? That's all you guys know how to do. Nitpicking every little thing and making negative assumptions.
The fact that anybody would think I would lie about something like betting is just a laugh. And to people I don't even know, over the internet. I guess that means I have a completely empty life and found this forum by some grace of God and started telling you lies to impress you, so that I could finally feel accepted, somewhere. But oh no, my plan did not work. You guys caught on to me! You did not believe that I have done well picking UFC fights and football games. I did not get the acceptance which I was seeking. I am lost now, I have no idea what to do. (Theme song from "M*A*S*H" starts playing...)Comment -
sideloadedSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-21-10
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#91make a video pleaseComment
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