Jon Jones vs Machida UFC 140 Main Event
Collapse
X
-
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
- 45563
#71Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#72you're allowing complete strangers on the internet to get a rise out of you, and yet you somehow remain delusional enough to think that there is a prize to be won from this hopeless endeavor of arguing over the internet with strangers you consider retarded. Who is the bigger retard? The person with the extra chromosome? Or the person who is arguing with him? You're sitting at home with angry fingers on your key board while the rest are all laughing at you.Your idea of being a winner is a lot different than mine. Now please go play in the children's section, You have nothing to contribute here. Trying to get people to buy your picks is the funniest thing you've ever typed Btw!! That's comedic gold...
Yeah, I'm typing, and you're laughing, so you're the cool guy, right? You're on here with the rest of us, asshole. Don't try to act like you're not some geek.
I'm not trying to get anyone to buy my picks. I was making an offer to someone who talks shit to me. I do sell my picks to people, but not through the internet. I used to give my picks to people online and they would donate me money after they won, but I stopped doing that. There are people who buy picks from guys with records that aren't close to being as good as mine, so if you think someone purchasing a pick from me would be funny, then OK. lolComment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#74I understand you're trying to mock me, but those are MMA guys. You could have named the shit-load of local comics he's had on the show that you've never heard of... I would be one of those, not a Bas Rutten lol.. but that Bas interview is probably my favorite of the podcastComment -
xelanceSBR MVP
- 11-25-10
- 1750
#75You do have a great avatar Gabe, I give you that. I miss Al BundyComment -
xelanceSBR MVP
- 11-25-10
- 1750
#77yeah, its alright, Married with Children is on a whole nother level of course. Sofia Vergara is from the same city as my wife (Barranquilla, Colombia). She met her a few times, said she used to be a prostitute haha. Too bad she sucks at acting and ruins the show...tries too hard and her fake accent is annoying. The gay dudes are funny though.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#78It sucks that this isn't a place where people could come, be open about things, and share thoughts without worrying about being crapped on. I gotta be careful of what I say, from now on. Every sentence can and will be misinterpreted by you nitpicking vultures.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#79yeah, its alright, Married with Children is on a whole nother level of course. Sofia Vergara is from the same city as my wife (Barranquilla, Colombia). She met her a few times, said she used to be a prostitute haha. Too bad she sucks at acting and ruins the show...tries too hard and her fake accent is annoying. The gay dudes are funny though.
she was a pro, huh? wow. i believe it. that chick is too hot.Comment -
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
- 45563
#80I understand you're trying to mock me, but those are MMA guys. You could have named the shit-load of local comics he's had on the show that you've never heard of... I would be one of those, not a Bas Rutten lol.. but that Bas interview is probably my favorite of the podcast
Im seeing Rogan and Benson next month in Birmingham before 138. Going with a load of buddies who aren't used to stoner hippy shit comedy so should be interesting! Hopefully there are some hecklers in there that Rogan can abuseComment -
NunyaBidnessSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-26-09
- 9345
#81
Comment -
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
- 45563
#82Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#83Hancock isn't an MMA guy dude! Al Madrigal's stand-up is pretty good... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsjGi_q02b8
Im seeing Rogan and Benson next month in Birmingham before 138. Going with a load of buddies who aren't used to stoner hippy shit comedy so should be interesting! Hopefully there are some hecklers in there that Rogan can abuse
Birmingham show should be good. I hope Joey Diaz does it, too, for your sake. Funniest comedian I've seen live. Joey and Ari Shaffir are the two guys that travel with him the most. When I was in Vegas during UFC 132, Benson and Shaffir were doing the show with Rogan.
Here's a photo I took of Ari and Teeb (who has also been on the Rogan podcast) in Downtown Vegas that weekend, getting cartoonized:Comment -
xelanceSBR MVP
- 11-25-10
- 1750
#84where do you live? My buddy Tyson used to do shows all the time at the Comedy Store in San Diego (La Jolla location). He is up in Chicago now..comedy is a tough business, lots of competition.Comment -
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
- 45563
#85Yeah, I see Al Madrigal all the time over at The Comedy Store
Birmingham show should be good. I hope Joey Diaz does it, too, for your sake. Funniest comedian I've seen live. Joey and Ari Shaffir are the two guys that travel with him the most. When I was in Vegas during UFC 132, Benson and Shaffir were doing the show with Rogan.
Here's a photo I took of Ari and Teeb (who has also been on the Rogan podcast) in Downtown Vegas that weekend, getting cartoonized:Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#86
A lot of good comics out here are from Chicago.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#87ha nice, Shaffir's "Amazing Racist" sketches are hilarious. Not sure if Diaz can leave the country can he? I know he couldnt go with Rogan to Canada at least because of his criminal past! Would love to see Diaz live, his style of stand-up and humour would be perfect for English audience as well I think.
Oh, you're from England. I thought you meant Birmingham, Alabama lol I was thinking I didn't remember any future cards in Alabama...
But cool-- Greenwich, London is my second home. Well, maybe my third home now, after Vegas. God, I love Las Vegas.Comment -
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
- 45563
#88ha yeah England, I'm based in between Birmingham and London. Oh right, when did u live in Greenwich? Can imagine Vegas is slightly better!Comment -
xelanceSBR MVP
- 11-25-10
- 1750
#89nice, let me know when you are down in La Jolla and I will check it out. Yeah, I didnt know that Chicago was a hotbed for comedians. He actually went to Chicago mostly for his girl who broke up with him about a week before his move. He ended up going anyways, pretty bold move, but seems like it is working out OK. I just dont understand comedians that cant take criticism (not talking about you), seems like you have to have a thick skin to make it. LA is a good spot for comedy, plus you can get a lot of material just being there.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#90
nice, let me know when you are down in La Jolla and I will check it out. Yeah, I didnt know that Chicago was a hotbed for comedians. He actually went to Chicago mostly for his girl who broke up with him about a week before his move. He ended up going anyways, pretty bold move, but seems like it is working out OK. I just dont understand comedians that cant take criticism (not talking about you), seems like you have to have a thick skin to make it. LA is a good spot for comedy, plus you can get a lot of material just being there.
i'm personally open to criticism about my jokes. i like to find out what works and what doesn't. i encourage criticism/feedback/comments. my style is like mitch hedberg/steven wright/anthony jeselnik, so i don't really get much criticism... people just tell me which jokes they love, which they didn't get, etc.Comment -
xelanceSBR MVP
- 11-25-10
- 1750
#91gotta love Mitch Hedberg, he was a genius. Bill Hicks is also high on my list as wellComment -
kiefynugsSBR Wise Guy
- 11-20-10
- 572
#92Not betting on this fight but Its going to be interesting to see how Machida deals with the range.
If Machida wins this I'm guessing its going to be by blasting jones with a right while he misses on one of those spinning elbows he does 3 times per round.Comment -
sportsfanaticSBR MVP
- 03-10-07
- 3967
#93this is an even better fight than the originalComment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#94Vaughany, I just remembered this--- here's a clip from a UFC podcast Rogan's crew was doing, including TUF season 3 contestant Tait Fletcher and a few comedians. Tait mentions me and they talk about me for a couple seconds. (It's a live podcast they sometimes do simultaneously during UFC events. I think this time was for UFC 129, not sure.)Comment -
PabinatorSBR MVP
- 10-04-09
- 1238
#95Wow i am in shock this fight was put together so quickly & he's going to fight him already in less than 3 monthsShut your mouth when you talk to Me!Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
-
caveiraSBR Wise Guy
- 08-07-11
- 532
#97Wow, Interesting fight! But Jones will destroy machida with leg kicks like Shogun did in the first fight.Comment -
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
- 45563
#98Vaughany, I just remembered this--- here's a clip from a UFC podcast Rogan's crew was doing, including TUF season 3 contestant Tait Fletcher and a few comedians. Tait mentions me and they talk about me for a couple seconds. (It's a live podcast they sometimes do simultaneously during UFC events. I think this time was for UFC 129, not sure.)Comment
SBR Contests
Collapse
Top-Rated US Sportsbooks
Collapse
#1 BetMGM
4.8/5 BetMGM Bonus Code
#2 FanDuel
4.8/5 FanDuel Promo Code
#3 Caesars
4.8/5 Caesars Promo Code
#4 DraftKings
4.7/5 DraftKings Promo Code
#5 Fanatics
#6 bet365
4.7/5 bet365 Bonus Code
#7 Hard Rock
4.1/5 Hard Rock Bet Promo Code
#8 BetRivers
4.1/5 BetRivers Bonus Code