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  • Vaughany
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 03-07-10
    • 45563

    #71
    Originally posted by gabe
    lol i might be a guest on his podcast, in the future. brian asked me to do it a few months ago.
    First Bas Rutten, then Graham Hancock, then Jason Miller, and nowwwwwwww....GABE!!!

    Awesome
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    • gabe
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-12-11
      • 7405

      #72
      Originally posted by FindTheLock
      you're allowing complete strangers on the internet to get a rise out of you, and yet you somehow remain delusional enough to think that there is a prize to be won from this hopeless endeavor of arguing over the internet with strangers you consider retarded. Who is the bigger retard? The person with the extra chromosome? Or the person who is arguing with him? You're sitting at home with angry fingers on your key board while the rest are all laughing at you. Your idea of being a winner is a lot different than mine. Now please go play in the children's section, You have nothing to contribute here. Trying to get people to buy your picks is the funniest thing you've ever typed Btw!! That's comedic gold...
      I think there's something to win? Why are you assuming that? It's not possible that I know I'm involved in a stupid waste of time argument?

      Yeah, I'm typing, and you're laughing, so you're the cool guy, right? You're on here with the rest of us, asshole. Don't try to act like you're not some geek.

      I'm not trying to get anyone to buy my picks. I was making an offer to someone who talks shit to me. I do sell my picks to people, but not through the internet. I used to give my picks to people online and they would donate me money after they won, but I stopped doing that. There are people who buy picks from guys with records that aren't close to being as good as mine, so if you think someone purchasing a pick from me would be funny, then OK. lol
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      • xelance
        SBR MVP
        • 11-25-10
        • 1750

        #73
        Originally posted by Vaughany
        First Bas Rutten, then Graham Hancock, then Jason Miller, and nowwwwwwww....GABE!!! Awesome
        *Scoffs * "its Herbie Hancock!"
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        • gabe
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-12-11
          • 7405

          #74
          Originally posted by Vaughany
          First Bas Rutten, then Graham Hancock, then Jason Miller, and nowwwwwwww....GABE!!!

          Awesome
          I understand you're trying to mock me, but those are MMA guys. You could have named the shit-load of local comics he's had on the show that you've never heard of... I would be one of those, not a Bas Rutten lol.. but that Bas interview is probably my favorite of the podcast
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          • xelance
            SBR MVP
            • 11-25-10
            • 1750

            #75
            You do have a great avatar Gabe, I give you that. I miss Al Bundy
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            • gabe
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-12-11
              • 7405

              #76
              Originally posted by xelance
              You do have a great avatar Gabe, I give you that. I miss Al Bundy
              Me, too.

              Do you watch his new show, Modern Family? It's pretty funny.
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              • xelance
                SBR MVP
                • 11-25-10
                • 1750

                #77
                yeah, its alright, Married with Children is on a whole nother level of course. Sofia Vergara is from the same city as my wife (Barranquilla, Colombia). She met her a few times, said she used to be a prostitute haha. Too bad she sucks at acting and ruins the show...tries too hard and her fake accent is annoying. The gay dudes are funny though.
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                • gabe
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-12-11
                  • 7405

                  #78
                  It sucks that this isn't a place where people could come, be open about things, and share thoughts without worrying about being crapped on. I gotta be careful of what I say, from now on. Every sentence can and will be misinterpreted by you nitpicking vultures.
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                  • gabe
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-12-11
                    • 7405

                    #79
                    Originally posted by xelance
                    yeah, its alright, Married with Children is on a whole nother level of course. Sofia Vergara is from the same city as my wife (Barranquilla, Colombia). She met her a few times, said she used to be a prostitute haha. Too bad she sucks at acting and ruins the show...tries too hard and her fake accent is annoying. The gay dudes are funny though.
                    yeah, agree with everything you said-- she's good for a laugh once in a while, though.

                    she was a pro, huh? wow. i believe it. that chick is too hot.
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                    • Vaughany
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 03-07-10
                      • 45563

                      #80
                      Originally posted by gabe
                      I understand you're trying to mock me, but those are MMA guys. You could have named the shit-load of local comics he's had on the show that you've never heard of... I would be one of those, not a Bas Rutten lol.. but that Bas interview is probably my favorite of the podcast
                      Hancock isn't an MMA guy dude! Al Madrigal's stand-up is pretty good...

                      Im seeing Rogan and Benson next month in Birmingham before 138. Going with a load of buddies who aren't used to stoner hippy shit comedy so should be interesting! Hopefully there are some hecklers in there that Rogan can abuse
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                      • NunyaBidness
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 07-26-09
                        • 9345

                        #81
                        Originally posted by gabe
                        It sucks that this isn't a place where people could come, be open about things, and share thoughts without worrying about being crapped on.
                        There is

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                        • Vaughany
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 03-07-10
                          • 45563

                          #82
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                          • gabe
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-12-11
                            • 7405

                            #83
                            Originally posted by Vaughany
                            Hancock isn't an MMA guy dude! Al Madrigal's stand-up is pretty good... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsjGi_q02b8

                            Im seeing Rogan and Benson next month in Birmingham before 138. Going with a load of buddies who aren't used to stoner hippy shit comedy so should be interesting! Hopefully there are some hecklers in there that Rogan can abuse
                            Yeah, I see Al Madrigal all the time over at The Comedy Store

                            Birmingham show should be good. I hope Joey Diaz does it, too, for your sake. Funniest comedian I've seen live. Joey and Ari Shaffir are the two guys that travel with him the most. When I was in Vegas during UFC 132, Benson and Shaffir were doing the show with Rogan.

                            Here's a photo I took of Ari and Teeb (who has also been on the Rogan podcast) in Downtown Vegas that weekend, getting cartoonized:
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                            • xelance
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-25-10
                              • 1750

                              #84
                              where do you live? My buddy Tyson used to do shows all the time at the Comedy Store in San Diego (La Jolla location). He is up in Chicago now..comedy is a tough business, lots of competition.
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                              • Vaughany
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 03-07-10
                                • 45563

                                #85
                                Originally posted by gabe
                                Yeah, I see Al Madrigal all the time over at The Comedy Store

                                Birmingham show should be good. I hope Joey Diaz does it, too, for your sake. Funniest comedian I've seen live. Joey and Ari Shaffir are the two guys that travel with him the most. When I was in Vegas during UFC 132, Benson and Shaffir were doing the show with Rogan.

                                Here's a photo I took of Ari and Teeb (who has also been on the Rogan podcast) in Downtown Vegas that weekend, getting cartoonized:
                                ha nice, Shaffir's "Amazing Racist" sketches are hilarious. Not sure if Diaz can leave the country can he? I know he couldnt go with Rogan to Canada at least because of his criminal past! Would love to see Diaz live, his style of stand-up and humour would be perfect for English audience as well I think.
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                                • gabe
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-12-11
                                  • 7405

                                  #86
                                  Originally posted by xelance
                                  where do you live? My buddy Tyson used to do shows all the time at the Comedy Store in San Diego (La Jolla location). He is up in Chicago now..comedy is a tough business, lots of competition.
                                  I'm in L.A. but I should be doing a spot at the La Jolla Comedy Store soon.

                                  A lot of good comics out here are from Chicago.
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                                  • gabe
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 09-12-11
                                    • 7405

                                    #87
                                    Originally posted by Vaughany
                                    ha nice, Shaffir's "Amazing Racist" sketches are hilarious. Not sure if Diaz can leave the country can he? I know he couldnt go with Rogan to Canada at least because of his criminal past! Would love to see Diaz live, his style of stand-up and humour would be perfect for English audience as well I think.

                                    Oh, you're from England. I thought you meant Birmingham, Alabama lol I was thinking I didn't remember any future cards in Alabama...

                                    But cool-- Greenwich, London is my second home. Well, maybe my third home now, after Vegas. God, I love Las Vegas.
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                                    • Vaughany
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 03-07-10
                                      • 45563

                                      #88
                                      Originally posted by gabe
                                      Oh, you're from England. I thought you meant Birmingham, Alabama lol I was thinking I didn't remember any future cards in Alabama...

                                      But cool-- Greenwich, London is my second home. Well, maybe my third home now, after Vegas. God, I love Las Vegas.
                                      ha yeah England, I'm based in between Birmingham and London. Oh right, when did u live in Greenwich? Can imagine Vegas is slightly better!
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                                      • xelance
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-25-10
                                        • 1750

                                        #89
                                        nice, let me know when you are down in La Jolla and I will check it out. Yeah, I didnt know that Chicago was a hotbed for comedians. He actually went to Chicago mostly for his girl who broke up with him about a week before his move. He ended up going anyways, pretty bold move, but seems like it is working out OK. I just dont understand comedians that cant take criticism (not talking about you), seems like you have to have a thick skin to make it. LA is a good spot for comedy, plus you can get a lot of material just being there.
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                                        • gabe
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-12-11
                                          • 7405

                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by Vaughany
                                          ha yeah England, I'm based in between Birmingham and London. Oh right, when did u live in Greenwich? Can imagine Vegas is slightly better!
                                          when i was a little kid and visit regularly as my best mate still lives there

                                          Originally posted by xelance
                                          nice, let me know when you are down in La Jolla and I will check it out. Yeah, I didnt know that Chicago was a hotbed for comedians. He actually went to Chicago mostly for his girl who broke up with him about a week before his move. He ended up going anyways, pretty bold move, but seems like it is working out OK. I just dont understand comedians that cant take criticism (not talking about you), seems like you have to have a thick skin to make it. LA is a good spot for comedy, plus you can get a lot of material just being there.
                                          some comedians believe that their comedy is for specific people, and if you're criticizing him, then you just don't get it. with some comedians, that's true, but with most, it's not, they just suck. brody stevens is a comedian who is a genius that the average joe wouldn't get. just an example.

                                          i'm personally open to criticism about my jokes. i like to find out what works and what doesn't. i encourage criticism/feedback/comments. my style is like mitch hedberg/steven wright/anthony jeselnik, so i don't really get much criticism... people just tell me which jokes they love, which they didn't get, etc.
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                                          • xelance
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 11-25-10
                                            • 1750

                                            #91
                                            gotta love Mitch Hedberg, he was a genius. Bill Hicks is also high on my list as well
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                                            • kiefynugs
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 11-20-10
                                              • 572

                                              #92
                                              Not betting on this fight but Its going to be interesting to see how Machida deals with the range.

                                              If Machida wins this I'm guessing its going to be by blasting jones with a right while he misses on one of those spinning elbows he does 3 times per round.
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                                              • sportsfanatic
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 03-10-07
                                                • 3967

                                                #93
                                                this is an even better fight than the original
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                                                • gabe
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                                                  • 09-12-11
                                                  • 7405

                                                  #94
                                                  Vaughany, I just remembered this--- here's a clip from a UFC podcast Rogan's crew was doing, including TUF season 3 contestant Tait Fletcher and a few comedians. Tait mentions me and they talk about me for a couple seconds. (It's a live podcast they sometimes do simultaneously during UFC events. I think this time was for UFC 129, not sure.)
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                                                  • Pabinator
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 10-04-09
                                                    • 1238

                                                    #95
                                                    Wow i am in shock this fight was put together so quickly & he's going to fight him already in less than 3 months
                                                    Shut your mouth when you talk to Me!
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                                                    • gabe
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 09-12-11
                                                      • 7405

                                                      #96
                                                      Originally posted by Pabinator
                                                      Wow i am in shock this fight was put together so quickly & he's going to fight him already in less than 3 months
                                                      I think they just wanted to make Machida happy. He had been complaining and felt he was getting the cold shoulder from the UFC.
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                                                      • caveira
                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                        • 08-07-11
                                                        • 532

                                                        #97
                                                        Wow, Interesting fight! But Jones will destroy machida with leg kicks like Shogun did in the first fight.
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                                                        • Vaughany
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 03-07-10
                                                          • 45563

                                                          #98
                                                          Originally posted by gabe
                                                          Vaughany, I just remembered this--- here's a clip from a UFC podcast Rogan's crew was doing, including TUF season 3 contestant Tait Fletcher and a few comedians. Tait mentions me and they talk about me for a couple seconds. (It's a live podcast they sometimes do simultaneously during UFC events. I think this time was for UFC 129, not sure.)
                                                          Pretty cool, one of the Deathsquad podcasts
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                                                          • gabe
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                                                            • 09-12-11
                                                            • 7405

                                                            #99
                                                            Originally posted by Vaughany
                                                            Pretty cool, one of the Deathsquad podcasts
                                                            yup
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                                                            • NunyaBidness
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 07-26-09
                                                              • 9345

                                                              #100
                                                              Originally posted by gabe
                                                              yup
                                                              Your twitter feed is pretty hilarious.

                                                              "Do they sell money at the bank? Do any of you work at one so I could get a discount?"
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                                                              • gabe
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 09-12-11
                                                                • 7405

                                                                #101
                                                                Originally posted by NunyaBidness
                                                                Your twitter feed is pretty hilarious.

                                                                "Do they sell money at the bank? Do any of you work at one so I could get a discount?"
                                                                lol thanks- one compliment and i'm back to liking you again
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