MD's House of Winnerz

**mmaed** · 08-27-13, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by MD

I went 4-0 on the last card fellas. Parlayed Uriah Hall with Ireland wins the rugby world cup at +50000 and Sonnen wins in round one +1500 to bring the juice all the way down to 0 for a freeroll. Can't wait for the next one.

Is this a joke?

MD · 08-27-13, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by mmaed

Is this a joke?

...Bro, you need to up your SBR game.

Yes, it is a joke. It's in reference to a post Gabe made that has since become a meme.

**mmaed** · 08-27-13, 12:36 AM

OK.

**Sacrelicious** · 08-27-13, 02:32 AM

MD, what's your opinion on an upcoming flier on Elkins?

**Vaughany** · 08-27-13, 03:00 AM

Originally posted by mmaed

Is this a joke?

**Beelzebubzy** · 08-27-13, 11:40 AM

I parlayed mendes with some wwe picks. Got him at -189

do I arb out? Hell no uncle nunya will be mad

will I arb out? Most likely cause I have a bloody vag

#2 bucksprofit
#alliseeissquideggs

**ArchieUD** · 08-27-13, 01:04 PM

Can't wait for the matchup, I've had all of 52 euros locked up on Mendes at Paddy since beginning of July

MD · 08-27-13, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by Beelzebubzy

I parlayed mendes with some wwe picks. Got him at -189

do I arb out? Hell no uncle nunya will be mad

will I arb out? Most likely cause I have a bloody vag

#2 bucksprofit
#alliseeissquideggs

It depends on the line you got Mendes at, I suppose. I mean, if you got him at -400 or below, I wouldn't, but I wouldn't have played him above that, either. If you want to hedge, hedge with Guida decision. I think he wins somewhere between 15-20% of the time, and almost every time he wins it'll be by decision. If he finished Mendes 3% of the time I'd be surprised, to be honest, especially with the gameplan I expect him to employ.

**Vaughany** · 08-27-13, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by ArchieUD

Can't wait for the matchup, I've had all of 52 euros locked up on Mendes at Paddy since beginning of July

Haha same! At -250 as well!

**Beelzebubzy** · 08-27-13, 02:16 PM

Got it at -350

i have another parlay with the other Alpha Fails. He is 3rd leg

**Grabaka** · 08-27-13, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Haha same! At -250 as well!

You fucher!
Im pretty jealous!

**ArchieUD** · 08-27-13, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Haha same! At -250 as well!

I figured I wouldn't rub it in

**Vaughany** · 08-27-13, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by Grabaka

You fucher!
Im pretty jealous!

Nothing to be jealous about bud, we've got like 50 squid on it! I did have it in double with Conor at -400 before the crybaby Ogle pulled out

**NunyaBidness** · 08-27-13, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by sideloaded

No, but sportsbook might. They've done it before. If you're going to troll at least use some real figures. No one is their right mind is sending 5k through paypal. Shit is a joke.

I've sent around that on paypal with no problems. Declare it as a 'gift' and there's not even fees.

**Vaughany** · 08-27-13, 05:15 PM

Nunya were you been at muthafucka!?

**NunyaBidness** · 08-27-13, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by On2TheNext1

This board IS one of a kind. A total dumpster fire. I come from a different gambling background than you. In the poker world integrity means something, all you have is your word and reputation. That obviously doesn't mean shit to a collective of true degenerate mouth breathers, but it means something to me. A man of principle you could say. And this manipulative little pathological liar is getting called out for what he is... a poser. A wannabe poker pro til Nunya outted him for being basic. Now a wannabe sharp whose fooled some of the mentally deficient of this board with his clever accounting.

To be fair, the poker world is just as bad as the sportsbetting world.

There are pockets of people who have honor, and I've owed and been owed many times over the years with no problems, but thats because of doing my due dilligence.

I've also seen guys steal $5 chips out of pots in games they've played in every day for years, from guys they would claim to be friends with.

The poker players I've done business with have been the most honorable people I've ever dealt with in my life; but the rest of them are one step above common street trash.

MD · 08-27-13, 05:23 PM

$825.00

$100.00

Pending

8/28/13 6:30pm Props Fighting 1810 Not Elkins inside distance -825* vs Elkins wins inside distance

Awwwww yeaaaaaaaaah.

**NunyaBidness** · 08-27-13, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Nunya were you been at muthafucka!?

3 cards in 8 days! NFL season about to start, working on futures, ain't got time to post!

**NunyaBidness** · 08-27-13, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by MD

$825.00

$100.00

Pending

8/28/13 6:30pm Props Fighting 1810 Not Elkins inside distance -825* vs Elkins wins inside distance

Awwwww yeaaaaaaaaah.

BTMDL BTMDL BTMDL

1923xxxxx-1

8/27/13 5:3xpm

$620.00

$100.00

Pending

8/28/13 6:30pm Props Fighting 1810 Not Elkins inside distance -620* vs Elkins wins inside distance

MD · 08-27-13, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

BTMDL BTMDL BTMDL

1923xxxxx-1

8/27/13 5:3xpm

$620.00

$100.00

Pending

8/28/13 6:30pm Props Fighting 1810 Not Elkins inside distance -620* vs Elkins wins inside distance

Yeah, I missed the opener on that. Oh well, still a ton of value.

Was thinking about taking Not Mizugaki ITD, but decided against it.

**NunyaBidness** · 08-27-13, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by MD

Was thinking about taking Not Mizugaki ITD, but decided against it.

Parlay it with Tavares, then you can cut the juice.

**sideloaded** · 08-27-13, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

I've sent around that on paypal with no problems. Declare it as a 'gift' and there's not even fees.

I'm in the US. using paypal for "bets" is against their terms. I would have my acount freezed and probably never see my money again if someone reported me.

http://www.aboutpaypal.org/

**Vaughany** · 08-27-13, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

3 cards in 8 days! NFL season about to start, working on futures, ain't got time to post!

Respect the grind homez!

**NunyaBidness** · 08-27-13, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by sideloaded

I'm in the US. using paypal for "bets" is against their terms. I would have my acount freezed and probably never see my money again if someone reported me.

So don't get reported.

A large % of US poker transfers go through paypal now that there are no reliable poker rooms.

But, anyway, bitcoin.

**sideloaded** · 08-27-13, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

So don't get reported.

A large % of US poker transfers go through paypal now that there are no reliable poker rooms.

But, anyway, bitcoin.

I agree, but there is a random chance they check out the transaction. I am very risk averse now that I have a baby coming. Plus, MD could report me just to f-ck my world up. I mean If I sent the money first and then he reported me would be the perfect troll job.

MD · 08-27-13, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

Parlay it with Tavares, then you can cut the juice.

Doesn't work any more. Ever since everyone found out that you could reduce the juice through parlays, the books are shading their lines to stop people from making free money. F-cking MMAOB.

MD · 08-27-13, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by sideloaded

I agree, but there is a random chance they check out the transaction. I am very risk adverse now that I have a baby coming. Plus, MD could report me just to f-ck my world up. I mean If I sent the money first and then he reported me would be the perfect troll job.

I wouldn't have your Paypal info. Besides, I don't have anything against you, I never have.

**sideloaded** · 08-27-13, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by MD

I wouldn't have your Paypal info. Besides, I don't have anything against you, I never have.

Would if Nunya pm'd it. He did hate me for awhile and I did act like a jerk. I assume everyone will fuk me over bad eventually. It's why I wanted to leave the board many times.

**On2TheNext1** · 08-27-13, 05:43 PM

Hilarious anyone thinks MD would post knowing he's lying. A better bet would be someone, anyone who believes MD is being truthful stepping up to the plate and making the bet.

**Vaughany** · 08-27-13, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by sideloaded

I agree, but there is a random chance they check out the transaction. I am very risk averse now that I have a baby coming. Plus, MD could report me just to f-ck my world up. I mean If I sent the money first and then he reported me would be the perfect troll job.

Classic

Brah, what chick at college have you got up the duff?! She better be oriental!

MD · 08-27-13, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by sideloaded

Would if Nunya pm'd it. He did hate me for awhile and I did act like a jerk. I assume everyone will fuk me over bad eventually. It's why I wanted to leave the board many times.

You should assume that. It's the internet, after all. What does my word even mean? I could be some degen betting air and getting lucky. For what it's worth, I wouldn't bother f-cking with you though. No reason to, I don't wish you ill will.

Nunya's a pretty honourable guy though, I trust him about as much as I can trust some anonymous intranetz guy.

**NunyaBidness** · 08-27-13, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by sideloaded

I agree, but there is a random chance they check out the transaction. I am very risk averse now that I have a baby coming.

A baby? WTF? You going to go from a broke college student to a real broke college student.

**NunyaBidness** · 08-27-13, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by On2TheNext1

Hilarious anyone thinks MD would post knowing he's lying. A better bet would be someone, anyone who believes MD is being truthful stepping up to the plate and making the bet.

What's the terms of the bet then? $5k at even money that MD can produce a screencap showing he bet Cerrone at sportsbook.ag at +130?

I'm in.

**sideloaded** · 08-27-13, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Classic

Brah, what chick at college have you got up the duff?! She better be oriental!

0000000000

**Grabaka** · 08-27-13, 05:51 PM

Damn Sider! Congrats bud