Making this thread to keep track of my Baseball picks, didn't make any plays today though.
Handjuice's baseball thread
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HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#1Handjuice's baseball thread"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumTags: None -
bigsmittySBR MVP
- 04-12-10
- 3026
#2Handjuice? No offense but seriously-do you have any friends that play sports? My crew would rip me apart for that and I'm 230...CheersComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#3Lol , it was just something my instructor at school said when he went to put some lotion on his hands, he said "oh let me get some of this handjuice real quick" and the whole class started cracking up. It just popped in my head when I was thinking of a username. And no my freinds don't play sports, but I boxed amatuer for a few years and they know I can beat them down if I ever had too."Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#4Yanks ML -167 for .5 unit
I parlayed it with Anderson Silva's next fight against Chael Sonnen to get more bang for my buck, Sonnen doesn't have a chance in hell so it's a good move."Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#5Marlins -135 for .5 units and i parlayed it again with A.S."Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#6rangers -250 for .35 units
parlayed it with A.S again"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#7Marlins -125
Yanks -200
Fedor Emelianko -400
Parlay .50 units to win 1 unit."Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#8Rangers -245 & Cung Le -300 parlay
.57 units to win .50 units
"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#94-1 so far on my baseball picks, i just need fedor and cung le to come through for me this weekend and then Anderson to win at UFC 117 and I will be up 1.75 units.
I'm also up 4 units from the Andre Ward fight last weekend (posted it in the boxing/mma forum)
That comes to a total of 5.75 units in one week if all goes as planned."Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#10I'm gonna do a crazy little parlay just for fun today mixing mma/boxing and baseball picks.
phillies -130
white sox -120
a's -230
Chavez jr. -350
Fedor - 575
Brock Lesnar - 155
.07 units to win .75 units.
"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#11Mets -128 +Anderson Silva -425 .42 units to win .50
Phillies -138 +Anderson Silva -425 .34 units to win .40
A's -230 +Chavez jr.-325 .40 units to win 30
White Sox-123 +Anderson Silva -425 .40 units to win .40
Total : 1.56 units to win 1.60
"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#12Damn not doing so good today, Mets lost and the Plillies aren't doing too great at the moment. Hopefully I can break even with the A's and White Sox."Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#13Well looks like i'm breaking even tonight 2-2. Oh well at least I didn't lose all four. I think I just have to be more measured in my bet making."Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#14small .23 unit wager on the rangers today, parlayed it with Akiyama winning his fight next weekend."Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#15"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#16Yanks +105 for
Tigers -105 for"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#17"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#18well looks like the yanks are gonna beat the dodgers after all, what a ******* great comeback!
3-0 tonight +1.30 units"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#19Braves -195
Juan "Dinamita' Marquez -450
Parlay .5 units to win .42"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#20"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#21Mariners, +140 Juan Manuel Marquez, Jon Jones Parlay
.2 units to win .5 units"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#22"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
HandjuiceSBR Sharp
- 05-11-10
- 329
#23Well I tallied my winnings so far and if Marquez and Anderson Silva come thru for me laster this month I will have won +129 units.
Not bad, but I feel like I should be doing better, unfortunatly some of my parlays haven't worked out, however I'm new at baseball capping any way and i have made alot more money on my boxing/mma picks. This month I will do better!"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment
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