5 Reasons You Won't Make Money Betting Baseball in 2014

[PAULYPOKER]

You are amusing/entertaining and hilarious.........

All the important traits of a circus clown......

[robbeduagain]

I have never credited a rail bird for inspiring my brilliance in the past. I won't do so now either. This is all me.

As of today, we will hallucinate that I laid a -126 79.365 UNIT bet on the Rangers yesterday.

Pull out your abaci, that is a 100 unit deficit.

#Climb to Break-even
#Anything is Possible

Didn't say that you did bet it, and I'm not going to get into a battle of words with you. You just always seem to infer that there is no one on this site with a comparable intelligence level. Whether you bet it or not, you posted a play on team whose pitcher had a 1-6 career record against his opponent. GL going forward. If you are down, I hope you make it back. If you're up good for you.

[PAULYPOKER]

The only way he is up

is if he buys his own picks and fades them.....

[WarxMagic]

team whose pitcher had a 1-6 career record against his opponent

Now we are talking baby. #WarxMagic Teaching Time

There is extensive evidence AGAINST the validity of this argument.

Let it be known that batter vs. pitcher and pitcher vs. batter "ownage" is merely an illusion - a construct of the mind that has been proven false by myself and numerous other PhD statisticians. Chalk it up to small sample size variance.

#For a Better SBR Community
#Educating the Youth
#U R Welcome

[robbeduagain]

Now we are talking baby. #WarxMagic Teaching Time

There is extensive evidence AGAINST the validity of this argument.

Let it be known that batter vs. pitcher and pitcher vs. batter "ownage" is merely an illusion - a construct of the mind that has been proven false by myself and numerous other PhD statisticians. Chalk it up to small sample size variance.

#For a Better SBR Community
#Educating the Youth
#Your Welcome

Ok Doctor, let me try this your style.
1. it's not an illusion if it's true.
2. I'll give you the small sample size
3. Show me the stats that disproves this
4. I'm sure I'm older than you
5. I didn't say thank you

#I don't tweet

[No coincidences]

#Educating the Youth
#Your Welcome

You can't make this shit up.

[WarxMagic]

You don't have to thank me to be welcome. Go forth and use the knowledge I bestowed upon you YOUNG Padawan.

#For a Brighter Future
#SBR's Top Thought-Leader

[robbeduagain]

Son, your top thought last night wasn't so good. But, being the adult here, I won't pass judgment on you yet. Show me what you got.

[WarxMagic]

Let's get a drumroll please. My cheer squad ready.


I am going to put into practice what I preach right here so pay attention.

Most people are looking at Chase Utley's 2 for 22 career vs. Niese; Howard's 1-for-15; D-Brown no hits no problem. No fear.

Phillies -146

Yankees -175 vs. the Seattle Triple-A Marinara sauce.

Cubs +1.5 -180

[sunshine11]

Lol 0-3 maybe

[robbeduagain]

Let's get a drumroll please. My cheer squad ready.


I am going to put into practice what I preach right here so pay attention.

Most people are looking at Chase Utley's 2 for 22 career vs. Niese; Howard's 1-for-15; D-Brown no hits no problem. No fear.

Phillies -146

Yankees -175 vs. the Seattle Triple-A Marinara sauce.

Cubs +1.5 -180

I'll be watching intently.
Phillies play is not a bad one considering Hammels past success against NY

[LucksGotThis]

Hammels (7-13) vs mets that's a .350 winning percentage. He's worst against the Mets in his career ( min 5 starts) than any other team

[WarxMagic]

There is no doubt - in 26 career starts vs. the Mets he has sucked overall. But I trust in the numbers I work with and the players that are on the field today. Even worse is Niese's career domination over the heart of the Phillies lineup.

It probably isn't a coincidence that to most people the Mets will look like a slam dunk, and that is probably why after crunching the numbers, I calculate the Phillies to have value.

[Down_Goes Bookie]

Let's get a drumroll please. My cheer squad ready.

Next thing you know this guy's gonna come out with...

Can I get a TOOOOOT ?!?!

[Poppa K]

^^^ LMAO.. That is exactly what I thought when I read his first post...

[robbeduagain]

Hammels is 4-2 at Citi field over the last 3 years. Only problem, they aren't playing there. My bad.

[upscope]

#another SBR attention whore on the loose

[upscope]

#Hamels not Hammels

It's tough to take people seriously for their baseball knowledge when they don't know the proper spelling of one of the games top pitchers

[LucksGotThis]

better bet take clippers 1st H -4

[whtsox13]

Laying over -170 on 60% of your posted wagers is one way to get noticed around here, I guess.

[WarxMagic]

Huge favorites are the new age underdog.

[robbeduagain]

#Hamels not Hammels

It's tough to take people seriously for their baseball knowledge when they don't know the proper spelling of one of the games top pitchers

Sorry about that mistake in spelling. But I wouldn't confuse Hamels with the game's best. Hasn't been that good for a couple of years. And I never claimed to be knowledgeable.

[WarxMagic]

I'll give you the small sample size

That's what he said. (Crowd goes wild)

[robbeduagain]

Truly past your bed time. Hope you earn enough allowance to pay for your gambling losses. Tonight's plays don't look good.

[robbeduagain]

Huge favorites are the new age underdog.

The real underdog when playing huge favorites is your chance to make money.

[whtsox13]

Truly past your bed time. Hope you earn enough allowance to pay for your gambling losses. Tonight's plays don't look good.

Lots of outs remaining, don't be that guy.

[robbeduagain]

Really didn't know all the scores when I posted, just the Yankee game. I won't count chickens before they are hatched.

[robbeduagain]

Well, you see me now.

#King of SBR
#God of Baseball Analysis
#Legendary Picks

Yep

[Meditations]

Bad Name

Warx,

You should quit betting while you're only down a few units and spare your family the burden of you going busto. To everybody else, be warned that betting that this guy's picks may result in starting threads like this one on 2+2:

[WarxMagic]

Warx, You should quit betting while you're only down a few units and spare your family the burden of you going busto.

Says the one who tanked 30 units in a week. Original. Anyways, what's that show on MTV? Don't you got a bread ball cooking?

Don't talk to me about quitting my day job player. You KNOW better.

#Vicious bars
#Unphased
#Still the Greatest

[WarxMagic]

#HASHTAG
#BRING MY OWN HYPE

I was born with an unusual immune system. All my lymphocytes are #NATURAL BORN KILLERS.

[robbeduagain]

Says the one who tanked 30 units in a week. Original. Anyways, what's that show on MTV? Don't you got a bread ball cooking?

Don't talk to me about quitting my day job player. You KNOW better.

#Vicious bars
#Unphased
#Still the Greatest

From what I've seen so far, I would have guessed your day job involved standing in a line. Don't you mean bread line, not bread ball?

[WarxMagic]

No corrections. It was stated flawlessly, as usual.

[WarxMagic]

[whtsox13]

How many units is this thread up or down? A bet size with your picks would be appreciated. The missing information, along with the type of games that have been selected, are starting to tell the story in this thread. #doesntwarxmagic