Another thread full of terrible soccer/football/futbol picks …

[paco]

That didn't last long, Sunderland equalized min later

[RubberKettle]

Newcastle have shit the bed #PardewOut

[ParlayininHTown]

That didn't last long, Sunderland equalized min later

Too bad I didn't bet on City and Spurs to score first instead.

[ParlayininHTown]

September 13, 2014
Loser No. 3
English Premier League: Aston Villa at Liverpool FC -- OVER 3 (-115)
Risking $115.00 to win $100.00 Losing $115.00


I'm really looking forward to death ...

[paco]

Liverpool is such shit without Suarez

[donny1266]

I should have cashed out when I saw you had the same bets as me.

[ParlayininHTown]

September 13, 2014
Loser No. 4
Major League Soccer: New York Red Bulls ML (+215)
Risking $100.00 to win $215.00 Losing $100.00


Here's another loser from the fukking moron who needs to just quit living already, because it's not like anyone gives a fukk either way. I still don't understand why we can't choose whether we're born? Why the fukk did I have to be born? I never wanted that shit. I never wanted life. Life isn't a gift to me. It's just a waste of time where sad, miserable losers like me do nothing but feel like shit for every second of the experience.

Union DNB = no worse than a push. Pound the fukk out of it, and don't ask questions.

[paco]

Ptown, don't be so down man. Smoke some weed and get a prostitute and enjoy

[ParlayininHTown]

[ParlayininHTown]

September 13, 2014
Loser No. 5
Major League Soccer: Columbus Crew ML (+260)
Risking $100.00 to win $260.00 Losing $100.00

[donny1266]

I think you're the most unlucky person I know.

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 10-22-4

TOTAL LOSS: -$1,184.00


Well, I can only hope I'll be able to cry myself to sleep tonight. If I had half a brain, I would make sure I don't wake up in the morning.

[ParlayininHTown]

September 14, 2014
Loser No. 1
Serie A: US Sassuolo at FC Internazionale Milano -- OVER 2.5 (-130)
Risking $130.00 to win $100.00 Losing $130.00


Time for another day of losing and completely sucking at life ...

[MustWinPlease]

why do you keep doing this

[ParlayininHTown]

September 14, 2014
Play No. 2
English Premier League: Queens Park Rangers +1.5, +2 (-115)
Risking $115.00 to win $100.00
(*HALF STAKES -- $57.50 to win $50.00 on +1.5 and $57.50 to win $50.00 on +2)

[donny1266]

You remind me of someone in the UK who calls himself the money tree. He layed a 100/1 shot in the grand national last year, and put £1000 on Brazil to beat Germany. Some people are too unlucky to bet.

[ParlayininHTown]

September 14, 2014
Loser No. 2/Play No. 3
Liga MX: Tigres UANL PK/DNB (-120)
Risking $120.00 to win $100.00 Losing $120.00


If you're not going to kill me or get me some pussy, you're not helping. Only three-plus years more of this at the max, and I'll finally reach the point where I can tie up some loose ends and blow out my brains.

If you bet Tigres today, you better get out of that play ASAP. If you think I'm terrible at EPL, you have no idea how pathetic I am at Liga MX. Instead of backing Tigres, just donate the money to charity or give it to a friend. I don't fukking care. Not going to matter in the long run, as I don't have to worry about the distant future.

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 11-23-5

TOTAL LOSS: -$1,199.00


Maybe my luck will turn soon, and I'll be one of the lucky few to get killed by a bolt of lightning.

[Rudeboy]

That small piece of luck you got from the Tigres game, grab it don't let it out of sight focus all your attention, your mentality is now griped on that luck it will make you see things slightly differently and slowly grind away and turn it into a BIG FAT MONEY MAKER baby!

[ParlayininHTown]

September 15, 2014
Play No. 1
English Premier League: West Ham United at Hull City -- OVER 2 (-136)
Risking $136.00 to win $100.00 Losing $136.00

[donny1266]

Think this will be an unders game

[Vaughany]

Valencia and Zarate up top though for west ham potentially, may surprise even though it seems dead cert for a boring 0-0, 1-0, 0-1, 1-1 type game

[Vaughany]

Valencia and Zarate up top though for west ham potentially, may surprise even though it seems dead cert for a boring 0-0, 1-0, 0-1, 1-1 type game

[Rudeboy]

Good job

[donny1266]

Woo nice win

[ParlayininHTown]

Thanks guys.

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 12-23-5

TOTAL LOSS: -$1,099.00


Champions League tomorrow ...

[ParlayininHTown]

September 16, 2014
Play No. 1
UEFA Champions League, group stage: Bayer 04 Leverkusen at AS Monaco -- OVER 2.5 (-110)
Risking $110.00 to win $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

September 16, 2014
Loser No. 2
US Open Cup final: Philadelphia Union PK/DNB (+105)
Risking $100.00 to win $105.00 Losing $100.00

[zizoudane10]

September 16, 2014
Play No. 1
UEFA Champions League, group stage: Bayer 04 Leverkusen at AS Monaco -- OVER 2.5 (-110)
Risking $110.00 to win $100.00

Worst thing was: There were plenty of chances...... Could have gone over twice

[ParlayininHTown]

September 16, 2014
LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
CONCACAF "Champions" League, group stage: CD Olimpia +1 (-108)
Risking $108.00 to win $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 12-25-6

TOTAL LOSS: -$1,317.00


I lost again ... Like clockwork.

It's indisputable that I'm the worst soccer capper and person around. Sorry for taking up space on the Earth.

[paco]

What about Wanderers +400 against Seoul? 630am est

[AceChampion]

RECORD: 12-25-6

TOTAL LOSS: -$1,317.00


I lost again ... Like clockwork.

It's indisputable that I'm the worst soccer capper and person around. Sorry for taking up space on the Earth.

It most definitely can be disputed. I've been a poster here for quite a few years now and can think of many derelicts lurking around that waste far more space than you, lol. I truly hope and pray that whatever is hurting/troubling you so terribly works itself out and you find a peace far away from SBR. And for the record you are not the worst soccer capper...I think I might have you beat as I easily lost 10k in 5months last year.

[ItsMeMrMattE]

anyone liking the under 3.5 (+125) in the Barcelona game?