Opie missed his Calling :: Should have been a TV Preacher

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  • Sam Odom
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-30-05
    • 58063

    #1
    Opie missed his Calling :: Should have been a TV Preacher
    Would have been bigger than Jim Bakker or Benny Hinn
  • CarpeDime
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-01-09
    • 7873

    #2
    Originally posted by Sam Odom
    Would have been bigger than Jim Bakker
    tv preachers can make HUGE FUKKIN BUCKS

    i was just reading about a few of them - Dr. Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda, Benny Hinn, Rev. John Hagee, many others

    those guys are AWESOME
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    • Sam Odom
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-30-05
      • 58063

      #3
      I would be glad to send my love offering to Opie for a healing...

      Truly a man of god!!


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      • Dax
        SBR MVP
        • 02-21-11
        • 2270

        #4
        Originally posted by Sam Odom
        I would be glad to send my love offering to Opie for a healing...

        Truly a man of god!!


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        Does he put as much bleach in his hair as he does on his teeth??? I mean damn bust out the black light and let them chompers shine!
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        • opie1988
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-12-10
          • 23429

          #5
          Actually....I've been told ever since kindergarten that I would've been a good preacher. My mother has a note from my kindergarten teacher saying that she thought this is what I would grow up to be.

          I think I could build a massive flock. I would make a wonderful man of God, leading my flock to the promised land! (on my private jet, of course.)
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          • opie1988
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-12-10
            • 23429

            #6
            Originally posted by Dax
            Does he put as much bleach in his hair as he does on his teeth??? I mean damn bust out the black light and let them chompers shine!
            I remember Dax's teeth from the CR bash. They're a lovely shade of beige!
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            • Dax
              SBR MVP
              • 02-21-11
              • 2270

              #7
              Originally posted by opie1988
              I remember Dax's teeth from the CR bash. They're a lovely shade of beige!
              I'd say Cream color like than beige
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                I will tell you what I do not trust the guy

                He has the look
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                • Smoke
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-09-09
                  • 48111

                  #9
                  I would not trust opir either

                  He looks like the devil in disguise
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                  • CarpeDime
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-01-09
                    • 7873

                    #10
                    can you imagine if you went your whole life being a liberal atheist socialist feminist abortionist terrorist sodomite occupy piece of scum, and then it turns out there IS a judgement day, and then you go to judgement day and opie's fukin huge aryan white teeth face is fukin smilin at you cause he knows youre going to hell and now is the time to pay the piper??

                    oh man what a fukin terrifying thought
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