What's the best way to kill yourself after a bad beat?

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  • baskets
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-24-11
    • 11691

    #1
    What's the best way to kill yourself after a bad beat?



    Cannot catch a break. Put my head in the noose and jumped... but that just tore the chandelier off the ceiling and brought a whole shitload of roof down on my head.



    **** you, kamke!
  • nikossf
    SBR MVP
    • 03-02-10
    • 2217

    #2
    Sorry Baskets... terrible loss here bud,..I was on the other side of this one..but I understand your pain.. this is why I have a lot of friends that dont even watch matches or games they bet on.. Too much stress..Just care about the WIN or LOSS.. nothing else..
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    • The Kraken
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-25-11
      • 28918

      #3
      Quickest way would be to let TT do a belly flop on you. Would be painless
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      • baskets
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-24-11
        • 11691

        #4
        I don't know who TT is.

        I just put a gun to my earhole... fired.... and the bullest just passed out thru the other earhole.

        NEED A ******* SOLUTION HERE, BOYS!!!
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        • tony_come
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-31-10
          • 21695

          #5
          Let some dude fukk you up the ass
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          • baskets
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-24-11
            • 11691

            #6
            that just happened

            his name was Kamke... up 5-1 in the tb.... and had set point.... couldn't finish the deal so I lost my total and a sniff at 500 b/c of a half fukking game
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            • tony_come
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-31-10
              • 21695

              #7
              ^what just happened

              some guy pounded your ass

              I want someone to pound my ass right now
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              • baskets
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-24-11
                • 11691

                #8
                lol, all you have to do is bet tennis... and see yourself just milimeters from grabbing the cash....
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                • RedSox88
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 01-18-11
                  • 912

                  #9
                  shouldnt joke about that stuff
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                  • tony_come
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-31-10
                    • 21695

                    #10
                    ^someone pounding my his or my ass....
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                    • Ernie Mccracken
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-11-11
                      • 1986

                      #11
                      Originally posted by tony_come
                      Let some dude fukk you up the ass

                      AIDS is a relatively slow and painful way to go, though.
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                      • ttwarrior1
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 06-23-09
                        • 28457

                        #12
                        member of sbr and don't know who i am, rolleyes, u deserve the beat
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                        • Kalibongo
                          Restricted User
                          • 01-27-12
                          • 922

                          #13
                          Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.


                          Read this first before thinking of killing yourself.
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                          • baskets
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-24-11
                            • 11691

                            #14
                            Barcelona and Prong Dung better not lose tomorrow. winners of combined 24 games in a row
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                            • MoneyLineDawg
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-01-09
                              • 13253

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                              member of sbr and don't know who i am, rolleyes, u deserve the beat
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                              • LT Profits
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-27-06
                                • 90963

                                #16
                                Originally posted by baskets
                                Barcelona and Prong Dung better not lose tomorrow. winners of combined 24 games in a row
                                Didn't Barcelona lose on Saturday?
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                                • cant call it
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-29-10
                                  • 8817

                                  #17
                                  lay down on interstate.
                                  count mufflers until you get to 100.

                                  repeat.
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                                  • crustyme
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-29-10
                                    • 16896

                                    #18
                                    show your racist postings to group of black guys.
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                                    • Living The Dream
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 12-23-09
                                      • 4521

                                      #19
                                      Did I miss a racist comment?
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                                      • sickler
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 06-05-08
                                        • 15006

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by LT Profits
                                        Didn't Barcelona lose on Saturday?
                                        They lost recently.

                                        Don't know if it was league or Copa del Rey
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                                        • RedSox88
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 01-18-11
                                          • 912

                                          #21
                                          the best way to kill yourself after a bad beat is going to be the same as the best way to kill yourself in general

                                          so when you are googling this information instead of typing in the best way to kill yourself after a bad beat

                                          just type in the best way to kill yourself period, as this will yield the results you are looking for,

                                          good luck!
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                                          • JimmysEgo
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 06-07-10
                                            • 1201

                                            #22
                                            "best way" meaning the least painful, or quickest, or cleanest, or messiest? I'd like to go out wrestling a grizzly bear. i'd set up a camera and figure someone would eventually find it and put the video on youtube instant viral. and what if i kill the bear with a chuck norris chop to his throat? that would be an awesome video. win win, except for the bear i guess.
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