Might Of Caught A Brake For Valentime's Boys

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #141
    You guys have no clue..of course a few guys use corks as pleasure but.......................

    Corking is actually the opposite of what you think
    Many straight guys cork themselves in order to show potential Bi or gay guys that they are off limits
    Its a protection mechanism and used mainly at clubs, bath houses and steam rooms

    If a guy (straight) goes into a steam room and 3 gay guys in there there is a good chance a guy is going to fuk you or at least try as everyone nude so you either show him your corked or he finds out when he tries atomic insertion and then he realizes your straight

    You guys have zero clue about sex
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    • manny24
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-22-07
      • 20046

      #142
      Originally posted by jjgold
      You guys have no clue..of course a few guys use corks as pleasure but.......................

      Corking is actually the opposite of what you think
      Many straight guys cork themselves in order to show potential Bi or gay guys that they are off limits
      Its a protection mechanism and used mainly at clubs, bath houses and steam rooms

      If a guy (straight) goes into a steam room and 3 gay guys in there there is a good chance a guy is going to fuk you or at least try as everyone nude so you either show him your corked or he finds out when he tries atomic insertion and then he realizes your straight

      You guys have zero clue about rape
      fixed it.
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      • flyingillini
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-06-06
        • 41219

        #143
        I use recycled corks at the Power Exchange all the time. At times the ones that have been fermented in soy sometimes fall apart.
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        • manny24
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-22-07
          • 20046

          #144
          Originally posted by flyingillini
          I use recycled corks at the Power Exchange all the time. At times the ones that have been fermented in soy sometimes fall apart.
          how many bitcoins for the soy corks.
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          • Grits n' Gravy
            Restricted User
            • 06-10-10
            • 13024

            #145
            I knew this story wouldn't end well.
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            • flyingillini
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-06-06
              • 41219

              #146
              Originally posted by manny24
              how many bitcoins for the soy corks.
              Manny, just bought some girl scout cookies, cherry pie, sf og diesel and lemon drop haze. All SF strains.
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              • manny24
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-22-07
                • 20046

                #147
                Originally posted by flyingillini
                Manny, just bought some girl scout cookies, cherry pie, sf og diesel and lemon drop haze. All SF strains.
                anxiously awaiting your reviews...wishing you a speedy recovery from your health issues boss.
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                • flyingillini
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 12-06-06
                  • 41219

                  #148
                  Originally posted by manny24
                  anxiously awaiting your reviews...wishing you a speedy recovery from your health issues boss.
                  Ese Manny, this strain of cherry pie is a little better than the last. Vato Manny, the girl scout cookies are getting a bad rep now in the city because of the name. Ese Manny, will keep you updated! Orale Ese Manny!
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                  • sickler
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-05-08
                    • 15006

                    #149
                    Carpe, I hope my advice didn't influence your decision in any way, shape or form. I don't really believe that gay stranger dicks would get the chicks hot 'n' bothered.
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                    • thezbar
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-29-06
                      • 6421

                      #150
                      Once I read the pregame meeting was off I smelled trouble. Common sense says you don"t enter a gay strip club in the hopes of meeting or banging a 9/10 {female of course**. I hope no one slipped something in a drink. That could be the reason for the hazy memories.
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                      • gregm
                        SBR MVP
                        • 03-14-11
                        • 3535

                        #151
                        Wow. I just read this, this is the worst valentines day thread ever. Alot of guys have fantasies about watching two women together, maybe this was her version. Feminism sucks. I am sorry Loshak, just shake it off, maybe get a hot bath ,drink lots of juice? I dont know what to say.

                        Next year just go out for some ice cream with a girl or find some girl that wants to snuggle up and watch a movie and cook at home. This is a valentines day massacre, really puts the whole holiday in perspective. Thanks for sharing. LOL.
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                        • illfuuptn
                          SBR MVP
                          • 03-17-10
                          • 1860

                          #152
                          Should be "might have" not "might of." There's your lesson for the day.
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                          • flyingillini
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 12-06-06
                            • 41219

                            #153
                            Loshak will never learn his lesson. He will always be the sucker when it comes to the club scene!
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                            • bradthebloke
                              SBR MVP
                              • 07-26-09
                              • 3175

                              #154
                              Originally posted by CarpeDime
                              basically yes

                              still not ready to discuss what happened, and basically just focusing on work and turning to a few very very supportive long-term friends

                              also have been given the name of an English-speaking therapist who specializes in emergency therapy for very recent extreme traumatic experiences

                              life has its ups and downs and sometimes you catch a good brake sometimes you catch a bad brake, i learned this talking to friends yesterday

                              i caught a tough brake

                              life is not fair

                              but they tell me if i can survive this i can survive anything, and that i am strong and can bounce back

                              did you get aids?
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                              • manny24
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-22-07
                                • 20046

                                #155
                                Originally posted by illfuuptn
                                Should be "might have" not "might of." There's your lesson for the day.
                                iller if you hang around pt long enough you will learn that having fukked up grammar is an art form...we have some world class artists here.
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                                • ByeShea
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 06-30-08
                                  • 8093

                                  #156
                                  Carpe willfully marched into the boy zone. It was over before it started.

                                  Happens all the time.

                                  Carpe enters the lion's den and initially puts up a fight (but not really) the boyz initially honor his resistance (but not really) ... so over a course of a few drinks and some powder for the nose he gets loosened up.

                                  That's when the manfingering starts.

                                  Carpe probably likes it at first. Don't forget, this is really the thrill he was seeking when he walked in, something new.

                                  But none of this is new to the boyz - and that's Carpe's big miscalculation.

                                  Soon the manfingering then takes an unpleasant turn. This is when the Sanchezing starts and Carpe doesn't like it, but now it's the boyz turn to have fun.

                                  And fun they had.

                                  9s and 10s. Yeah right. Carpe was punked.

                                  This is why you never walk into the boy zone.
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                                  • manny24
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 10-22-07
                                    • 20046

                                    #157
                                    shining moment
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                                    • SportsMushroom
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-28-10
                                      • 4177

                                      #158
                                      Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                      yes club puchos
                                      puchos sounds very close to 'dick' in greek, very befitting
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                                      • PhillyFlyers
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-27-11
                                        • 8245

                                        #159
                                        This fukkin thread is sick.

                                        You fukkin perverts should be lined up against a wall and shot.
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                                        • flyingillini
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 12-06-06
                                          • 41219

                                          #160
                                          Release a release in the gay friends pillow case
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                                          • packerd_00
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-22-13
                                            • 17804

                                            #161
                                            Is this the same guy that posts the SBR betting vids on Youtube
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                                            • King Mayan
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 09-22-10
                                              • 21326

                                              #162
                                              I'm pretty sure loshak got pounded that night.
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                                              • manny24
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 10-22-07
                                                • 20046

                                                #163
                                                Originally posted by packerd_00
                                                Is this the same guy that posts the SBR betting vids on Youtube
                                                One take Tony yes same guy
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                                                • manny24
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 10-22-07
                                                  • 20046

                                                  #164
                                                  best holiday themed thread ever
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                                                  • MickeyMan
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 10-20-09
                                                    • 5091

                                                    #165
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    You guys have no clue..of course a few guys use corks as pleasure but.......................

                                                    Corking is actually the opposite of what you think
                                                    Many straight guys cork themselves in order to show potential Bi or gay guys that they are off limits
                                                    Its a protection mechanism and used mainly at clubs, bath houses and steam rooms

                                                    If a guy (straight) goes into a steam room and 3 gay guys in there there is a good chance a guy is going to fuk you or at least try as everyone nude so you either show him your corked or he finds out when he tries atomic insertion and then he realizes your straight

                                                    You guys have zero clue about sex
                                                    Corking
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                                                    • manny24
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 10-22-07
                                                      • 20046

                                                      #166
                                                      Carper do you have a date tonight pal?
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                                                      • Chi_archie
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-22-08
                                                        • 63165

                                                        #167
                                                        loshak missed the bash, eh?
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                                                        • manny24
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 10-22-07
                                                          • 20046

                                                          #168
                                                          bump for Flipper, lilpete and the rest of the SBR young guns

                                                          cautionary tail
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                                                          • manny24
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-22-07
                                                            • 20046

                                                            #169
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                                                            • Auto Donk
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-03-13
                                                              • 43558

                                                              #170
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                                                              • Fire in da hole
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 09-29-10
                                                                • 6262

                                                                #171
                                                                Better check for an Adam's apple
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                                                                • manny24
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 10-22-07
                                                                  • 20046

                                                                  #172
                                                                  BigTymer check in
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                                                                  • Chi_archie
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-22-08
                                                                    • 63165

                                                                    #173
                                                                    Gonna atomically insert tonight boys
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                                                                    • manny24
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 10-22-07
                                                                      • 20046

                                                                      #174
                                                                      happens to a lot of guys
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                                                                      • manny24
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 10-22-07
                                                                        • 20046

                                                                        #175
                                                                        mods move thread back to PT
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