Quick Story about a Bathroom Attendant last night...

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  • Deuce
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-12-08
    • 29843

    #36
    Originally posted by lakerboy
    Deuce

    It is a well known fact that white people dont wash there hands after shitting or pissing. You already proved half of that.
    Well know to who? Lakerboy? I wash up after I shit or if I touch anything in the shit house other than my rooster. If a bitch can put my rooster in her mouth I sure as shit don't need to wash after simply touching it. I'm circumcised, I don't need to pull back the hood and I sure as shit don't piss on my hands or have fukkin dick cheese.
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    • byronbb
      SBR MVP
      • 11-13-08
      • 3067

      #37
      I remember seeing a guy in Vegas working the washroom. Sort of a run down 60s year old black guy. Probably a degenerate of some kind and I was sort of stunned to think this guy might have basically worked his whole life in a ******* mens washroom. I mean get a different job. Go drive a cab or what not, unreal.
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      • Br0nxer
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-25-11
        • 13665

        #38
        Originally posted by lakerboy
        Deuce

        It is a well known fact that white people dont wash there hands after shitting or pissing. You already proved half of that.


        i always do
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        • sweep
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-09-10
          • 16753

          #39
          Originally posted by Deuce
          Well know to who? Lakerboy? I wash up after I shit or if I touch anything in the shit house other than my rooster. If a bitch can put my rooster in her mouth I sure as shit don't need to wash after simply touching it. I'm circumcised, I don't need to pull back the hood and I sure as shit don't piss on my hands or have fukkin dick cheese.

          Fukkin DeucebagFell outa my chair after reading that
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          • Kalibongo
            Restricted User
            • 01-27-12
            • 922

            #40
            Cool story bro.
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            • 305GURU
              Restricted User
              • 10-04-10
              • 1038

              #41
              Originally posted by lakerboy
              Deuce

              It is a well known fact that white people dont wash there hands after shitting or pissing. You already proved half of that.
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              • sweep
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-09-10
                • 16753

                #42
                Originally posted by Kalibongo
                Cool story bro.

                Who's ghost are u ?
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                • aggieshawn
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-24-07
                  • 4377

                  #43
                  White people like Curry
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                  • Kalibongo
                    Restricted User
                    • 01-27-12
                    • 922

                    #44
                    Originally posted by sweep


                    Who's ghost are u ?
                    Who do you think?
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                    • Inkwell77
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-03-11
                      • 3227

                      #45
                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                      Dont suck on the big mints. Those are for the urinals.
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                      • DOMINATER
                        SBR MVP
                        • 12-10-09
                        • 3698

                        #46
                        several ways to play this number one and probably the best tell manger and bartender your dropping about three hundred for the night if your a drinker with a friend. let bartender also know thats about a $40 or 50 dollar dinger .The other way is if you have friends at the bar no one tips him , the bullshit about 2 quarters was just that,he expected at least 1 or 2 dollars . If your ignorant and your telling me this story, which I knew someone that this did happen to for the very same reason. You have him pulled away for some reason for five minutes go in a stall put some newspapers in toilet and shit in the newspaper, then go to center sink and put the shit in the sink and drop all his candy and tips on the shit, that will adjust his personality If your sort of leary of that move just have a friend bring a camera when he goes to assault you then will own the place. And it will be named after you.r You may consider bringing a gun with you and something weighing less than a pound will stop 6 ft 2 inches and 265 lbs right in his shoes ! I gurantee he will think twice about his so called fifty cents and I don't care what color he is he will turn white lol. Of course I am only kidding ,but he needs to be put in his place he really has a lowly position in the resturant. He should show respect the Patrons , I am telling you speak to the owner he may just be gone
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                        • Kalibongo
                          Restricted User
                          • 01-27-12
                          • 922

                          #47
                          Do they have salaries or they only work for tips?
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #48
                            Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                            lol he was 6'2 265 black dude...

                            I couldn't believe it...
                            Your not knocking out a guy like that
                            Best to give him what he wants
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                            • Kalibongo
                              Restricted User
                              • 01-27-12
                              • 922

                              #49
                              For 2 quarters?
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                              • mathdotcom
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-24-08
                                • 11689

                                #50
                                Chinese guy washes his hands +1300
                                White guy -110
                                Black guy -400 (only because he's at work and is in no rush to get back)
                                Brown guy +340
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                                • wtt0315
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 01-18-07
                                  • 8037

                                  #51
                                  what the hell would mints do in a bathroom? Shouldnt they be in the bar.. The only time mints should be in a bathroom should be in a womans bathroom with a glory hole
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                                  • Louisvillekid1
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 10-17-07
                                    • 52143

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                    Chinese guy washes his hands +1300
                                    White guy -110
                                    Black guy -400 (only because he's at work and is in no rush to get back)
                                    Brown guy +340
                                    No wonder why you won capper of the year...
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