If you have facebook, you are gay

[wantitall4moi]

Dude you've already admitted that you work fast food. Relax.

Imissed that gem you posted, thats funny. top 10% of a posting forum, like being the smartest guy in special ed. LOL.

I graduated with a 3.65 or something like that from Brown University. I didnt buy a book my senior year and skipped half my classes. "Edcuation' even one form an Ivy league school dont mean shit. You know how many guys who went onto be actual contributing members of society I had lose their asses to me on a weekly basis? Smart guys are generally too smart for their own good. I knew guys who most people on here wouldnt even understand they talked so high and mighty, but when it came to common sense and real world smarts they didnt have a clue.

I have a good IQ at least i did back then, these guys were over the top. Still didnt mean much. If you dont know how to use it it is a waste. Thas why most of them stay in school or do research and discover new ways to kill people or cure people. Because they are better at germs and viruses and inanimate objects and suck with real people.

Now Lisa Loeb she was a different story. She was ayear ahead of me and she was actually almost normal. So was her buddy. But they were the theater/lit crew so they were a little out there too but in a good way. Guess what Duncan Sheik was like back then.

[dredmahawkus]

never had one
no interest

Facebook gets you laid! everyone you ever known starts adding you....next thing you know you are going out for drinks.

[frostno98]

800 hundred million of the world's population must be gay then

[the_situation]

if you don't have facebook, you are a loner

[sickler]

if you don't have facebook, you are a loner

Or a private person. A private person's FB would be basically empty because there'd be the desire to keep things private

[Chi_archie]

Just got a MySpace!

[blackbeSSt]

Just got a MySpace!

U better have a doctor look at that

[Dutch]

Women like it when you don't have a facebook page.

They fuking love it when you don't own an Xbox or playstation.

Shows maturity blah blah blah..

Real talk. They light up when I say I haven't played a video game since Nintendo64.

[griz]

Facebook for gays women and children.

End of story.

[sickler]

Fuk FB

Piss on it

[onlooker]

Women like it when you don't have a facebook page.

That is because those hoes don't want us seeing them crying and spilling their life problems on their walls. Plus it is a outlet for cheating for them.

[onlooker]

Facebook is alright to have, but it is retarded to accept every damn friend request that is sent. I see people with over 600+ friends and they probably only know about 50 of them.

Also, they check-in everywhere they go. Thanks moron, you just let me know your not home. I may not go rob your house, but one of those 550+ people that don't know might. Since your dumb ass has your address listed on your info.

[sickler]

Facebook is alright to have, but it is retarded to accept every damn friend request that is sent. I see people with over 600+ friends and they probably only know about 50 of them.

Also, they check-in everywhere they go. Thanks moron, you just let me know your not home. I may not go rob your house, but one of those 550+ people that don't know might. Since your dumb ass has your address listed on your info.

For some people it's looked at as a popularity contest.

Look, I have over 1000 friends! I'm so popular!

[onlooker]

For some people it's looked at as a popularity contest.

Look, I have over 1000 friends! I'm so popular!

Exactly.

[Dutch]

Plus it is a outlet for cheating for them.

True dat, true dat.

[KingJD31]

id say if you are under 30 and dont have a facebook, you are a big time loser/outcast/have no friends

love the irony on that comment

[itchypickle]

I am probably top 10% education level on this forum.

Guys like me who have higher education realize that facebook is now used in trailer parks and section 8 communities, so we move on to better things.

Like the Ladders. Your probably not on there though....

Griz I remember you being broke and booted from your own APARTMENT not home recently by your girlfriend pal. And no I'm not on the Ladders....the site is a sales job pal...the people you THINK are listed there are recruited already by business/firms and do not have to advertise their availability

When you say top 10 education rank what the hell does that even mean? I got a B.S. from Alabama by drinking my ass off and paying a shit load of money to them to allow me to stay as long as I maintained a C average or better.....and I'm dumb as a stump on most days.

[wikkidinsane]

If you
Dont have facebook you aint fkin nuttin u.less its your wife or hooker. Facebook = punani
If not facebook, then punanni rate = 0 end if

[Vitooch]

Whats facebook?