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  • lemart5
    SBR MVP
    • 01-12-11
    • 2818

    #36
    Congrats you are the pops .It costs atleast $250,000 in the first 18 years for your kid .
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    • Inkwell77
      SBR MVP
      • 02-03-11
      • 3227

      #37
      Lemart, you going to the game tomorrow in the big easy? I think the energy will be amazing.
      Enjoyed the update you gave from the last LSU/Bama game!
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      • Sdotbold
        SBR MVP
        • 12-24-09
        • 1444

        #38
        Originally posted by DOMINATER
        how do you know if is yours
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        • KingJD31
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 11-04-11
          • 8167

          #39
          rest of your life now consists of...........taking care of youre baby getting married getting divorce lose half youre shit and paying child support congrats!!
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #40
            Well maybe she has a virus

            Keep us updated guy
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            • TheCentaur
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-28-11
              • 8108

              #41
              Originally posted by VegasInsider
              If she's prego, just get rid of the thing. Abortion is legal in the United States.
              Real nice You probably swerve ur car to hit raccoons and turtles don't you.

              Don't have an abortion, youll regret it. The things you think are important to you right now you will realize later on aren't near as important as you think compared to that baby.
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              • romecloneout
                SBR MVP
                • 02-06-11
                • 2243

                #42
                no glove no love

                have u picked out any names yet? may i suggest jj
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                • WvGambler
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-19-10
                  • 11618

                  #43
                  Look on the bright side. Your future is now figured out for you....no more of those stinkin decisions to make. You're a dad, your decisions are now made for you .
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                  • samdapatriotsfan
                    SBR MVP
                    • 10-10-08
                    • 1585

                    #44
                    Things could be worse, it could be twins!!!
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                    • ChuckyTheGoat
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 04-04-11
                      • 37421

                      #45
                      Who is the father? Is it JJ's?
                      Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                      • EmpireMaker
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-18-09
                        • 15581

                        #46
                        Originally posted by sideloaded
                        no way i can have a baby right now
                        but your girlfriend can
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                        • stevek173
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 03-29-08
                          • 27598

                          #47
                          See now THIS is a thread.

                          Good luck pal.
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                          • shari91
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 02-23-10
                            • 32661

                            #48
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                            • VegasM
                              SBR High Roller
                              • 10-14-09
                              • 180

                              #49
                              Man, thank you so much for making me feel better. This thread is a hoot, do you relize you will have to pay for everything regarding the baby from now on. You will have no social life either. Your girlfriend will gain 90 lbs from the pregnancy and not lose it after the kid comes out. You will have no money anymore..see above.

                              What are you about 19? Sounds like it. I am against abortion, so I hope she has the baby. You will have to be a man and support it son. Just do it.
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                              • BroncosFN
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 05-10-11
                                • 357

                                #50
                                I am going with a parlay of a boy and under 100 IQ based on the OP and the comment that she's an "airhead"
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                                • LotsoCheese
                                  SBR High Roller
                                  • 04-05-11
                                  • 144

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by Landscaper
                                  Ruin your life? Man the fck up its your kid

                                  You sound like a little btch
                                  This x 1000. A little bitch indeed.
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                                  • opie1988
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-12-10
                                    • 23429

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by shari91
                                    Wow! Shocked this hasn't been sent to the Saloon?

                                    Oh wait.......no, I'm not.

                                    Great stuff!
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                                    • brucethebear
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 08-16-10
                                      • 724

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by Al Masters
                                      Probably nothing more then her just waking up and getting a good look at whats sleeping next to her.

                                      You know that moment of reality that just makes one sick,nothing to get alarmed about.

                                      Easily the funniest thing I have read today
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                                      • brucethebear
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 08-16-10
                                        • 724

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by sideloaded
                                        I used condoms until i ran out but she was supposed to be on the pill

                                        I hope she didn't ruin my life because she "forgot"

                                        typical
                                        She says the same thing. Her life is ruined because you forgot to buy more rubbers.
                                        Seriously dude, at your age,you should always cover your wand.
                                        What would be worse? Her knocked up, or her giving you the clap....
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                                        • ZetaPsi808
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-18-08
                                          • 12119

                                          #55
                                          it could be another guys baby. take the pregnancy test. then if she is pregnant, get a DNA test to confirm its yours
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