Why Don't US Strip Clubs Show Clam?

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  • DennisGreen
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-27-08
    • 18369

    #1
    Why Don't US Strip Clubs Show Clam?
    I was pretty shocked when I was in Vegas and it was titties only. What is the logic behind this? This is a joke

    Up in Canada our strip clubs show full nudity at every place I've ever been to

    Does seeing a women's clam make Americans go out and shoot people or
    what?

    Someone explain this to me and let me know if you guys have full nudity strip clubs anywhere down there.
  • ngates815
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-01-09
    • 13845

    #2
    You must be going to the wrong places.

    Out here in Chicago, we have some nice places with some good girl/girl box munching going on. I know 2 that are still up and still happens, 1 of them closed down.
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    • PanamaBrad
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 03-22-11
      • 717

      #3
      I saw the waterbed dance in Canada. Hands down the best show north of Mexico.
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      • RealSlimShady
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-24-07
        • 6249

        #4
        In San Francisco, the clubs that serve alcohol are topless only. If there is no alcohol served, its full nudity.
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        • Dad
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-26-08
          • 23245

          #5
          I dont know what the laws are in other states, but in Cali we have full nude strip clubs, but they cannot serve alcohol. If you do topless then you can serve alcohol.
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          • Dad
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-26-08
            • 23245

            #6
            Originally posted by RealSlimShady
            In San Francisco, the clubs that serve alcohol are topless only. If there is no alcohol served, its full nudity.
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            • stealthyburrito
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-12-09
              • 21562

              #7
              vegas is only.

              clubs in WV are the closest ones to me that go full nudity, vag and all, so i head there. seems like a nice state, except for the inbreds and corrupt police force.
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              • cant call it
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-29-10
                • 8817

                #8
                You are at the wrong strip club. Try a little place in new mexico called "c section scars & bullet wounds"
                Great atmosphere, the best hot wings, and plenty of cooter.
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                • RealSlimShady
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-24-07
                  • 6249

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dad
                  I dont know what the laws are in other states, but in Cali we have full nude strip clubs, but they cannot serve alcohol. If you do topless then you can serve alcohol.

                  Dad, you are a horny fukker....I'm not surprised you know the laws for the clubs!
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                  • DennisGreen
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-27-08
                    • 18369

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RealSlimShady
                    In San Francisco, the clubs that serve alcohol are topless only. If there is no alcohol served, its full nudity.
                    Interesting. What fun is full nudity without booze though

                    Do drunks go on stage and try to rape them or what? Seems like seeing vag + booze = recipe for disaster down there. It's just business as usual for us Canadians.
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                    • ngates815
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 12-01-09
                      • 13845

                      #11
                      Sucks.

                      In Illinois, Full Nude on stage/Full Nude dances...Some places is Bring your own alcohol. Other places just sell liquor and still full nude. We got some dirty places, but thank the good lord I'm in a relationship and don't get tempted to stray, I just go and drink more liquor since it's only one of the few places open til 3 in the morning
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                      • DennisGreen
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-27-08
                        • 18369

                        #12
                        Originally posted by cant call it
                        You are at the wrong strip club. Try a little place in new mexico called "c section scars & bullet wounds"
                        Great atmosphere, the best hot wings, and plenty of cooter.
                        What a name that's unreal. I may have to go just to get a picture in front of the sign
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                        • RealSlimShady
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-24-07
                          • 6249

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DennisGreen
                          Interesting. What fun is full nudity without booze though

                          Do drunks go on stage and try to rape them or what? Seems like seeing vag + booze = recipe for disaster down there. It's just business as usual for us Canadians.

                          No idea. But I once saw Baron Davis and his homies drinking some Hennessey they got from a liquor store across the street outside the club and went into the club after.
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                          • William Walters
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                            • 01-17-11
                            • 6372

                            #14
                            Like others have said.......California is topless with booze or full nude without booze.

                            On my last trip to Montreal a sales rep took me to a full nude strip club and I was pleasantly surprised to find not only good booze, but inexpensive dances. The joint was also fairly nice.
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                            • DennisGreen
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-27-08
                              • 18369

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ngates815
                              Sucks.

                              In Illinois, Full Nude on stage/Full Nude dances...Some places is Bring your own alcohol. Other places just sell liquor and still full nude. We got some dirty places, but thank the good lord I'm in a relationship and don't get tempted to stray, I just go and drink more liquor since it's only one of the few places open til 3 in the morning
                              Bring your own alcohol that sounds unreal. Chi-Town here I come
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                              • jeter12171
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 07-01-10
                                • 495

                                #16
                                right

                                get nakeddddddddddddddddd
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                                • DennisGreen
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-27-08
                                  • 18369

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by William Walters
                                  Like others have said.......California is topless with booze or full nude without booze.

                                  On my last trip to Montreal a sales rep took me to a full nude strip club and I was pleasantly surprised to find not only good booze, but inexpensive dances. The joint was also fairly nice.
                                  Montreal has unreal strippers and strip clubs. Still probably the top city in North America I've been to for strip clubs.
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                                  • iceminers26
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 10-13-08
                                    • 15600

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by William Walters
                                    Like others have said.......California is topless with booze or full nude without booze. On my last trip to Montreal a sales rep took me to a full nude strip club and I was pleasantly surprised to find not only good booze, but inexpensive dances. The joint was also fairly nice.
                                    Super Sexe , one of my favorite strip clubs I've been too
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                                    • EaglesPhan36
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-06-06
                                      • 71662

                                      #19
                                      I think it's almost 100% in the US that if it's full nude, it's BYOB. When I lived in Austin, that was the case with the one fully nude one I remember. Go into those full nude ones on the wrong day and you'll know why most of the strip joints are just topless.
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                                      • dom75
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 10-11-10
                                        • 779

                                        #20
                                        It must be a States law as here in Houston and surrounding cities, topless serves beer and full nude is BYOB.
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                                        • Resler
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-03-10
                                          • 1417

                                          #21
                                          Here is Iowa its full nude and the girls use corn cobs on each other, its awesome.
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                                          • stealthyburrito
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-12-09
                                            • 21562

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Resler
                                            Here is Iowa its full nude and the girls use corn cobs on each other, its awesome.
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                                            • LordVodka
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-17-09
                                              • 5206

                                              #23
                                              Pussy showing = can't sell alcohol.

                                              The whole thing is a joke. WTF is wrong with this country. We can't gamble, we can't see pussy and drink at the same time. **** this I'm packing and going to Canada.
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                                              • DennisGreen
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-27-08
                                                • 18369

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by EaglesPhan36
                                                I think it's almost 100% in the US that if it's full nude, it's BYOB. When I lived in Austin, that was the case with the one fully nude one I remember. Go into those full nude ones on the wrong day and you'll know why most of the strip joints are just topless.
                                                Now that I could deal with. Would save a ton on $5 beers that way.
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                                                • konck
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                                                  • 10-17-06
                                                  • 12554

                                                  #25
                                                  I think some dives in down town Vegas show Taco's but it's not top shelf or even close you gotta hope nothing gets near your drink
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                                                  • DennisGreen
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 11-27-08
                                                    • 18369

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by LordVodka
                                                    Pussy showing = can't sell alcohol.

                                                    The whole thing is a joke. WTF is wrong with this country. We can't gamble, we can't see pussy and drink at the same time. **** this I'm packing and going to Canada.


                                                    If you are a degenerate gambling, alcoholic, weed grower Canada is an absolute paradise.
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                                                    • cant call it
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-29-10
                                                      • 8817

                                                      #27
                                                      there are a few clubs I went to pensacola, dallas, new orleans, they have full nude and are not byob.
                                                      exp though.
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                                                      • Dad
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 11-26-08
                                                        • 23245

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by RealSlimShady
                                                        Dad, you are a horny fukker....I'm not surprised you know the laws for the clubs!
                                                        Shady, I love .
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                                                        • SprayBoy
                                                          SBR Sharp
                                                          • 11-18-10
                                                          • 390

                                                          #29
                                                          As far as looking goes, cant beat da titties as it is
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                                                          • RubberKettle
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                                                            • 12-28-09
                                                            • 6421

                                                            #30
                                                            If they don't show oyster is it really stripping?
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                                                            • Fieldysnuts44
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 10-02-08
                                                              • 1592

                                                              #31
                                                              Stealthy,do you live in Ohio? I know if Im going to a strip club Im going to make the Wheeling.In my opinion Jills lounge is one of the best around,and theyll show you that pussy.
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                                                              • wildrich
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 04-18-11
                                                                • 30

                                                                #32
                                                                pussy

                                                                Well not all are that way, Ive been to one in Vegas and puss and all
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                                                                • POTVINSUX
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 10-14-08
                                                                  • 2423

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Here in Jersey if they serve booze it's topless, otherwise it's either fully nude and BYOB
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                                                                  • mike1234
                                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                                    • 09-06-07
                                                                    • 457

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by POTVINSUX
                                                                    Here in Jersey if they serve booze it's topless, otherwise it's either fully nude and BYOB
                                                                    You sure? I've never been to a booze joint in NJ that's even topless. Only if you get back room lap dances or similar.
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                                                                    • DeluxeLiner
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 01-29-08
                                                                      • 4132

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Never been never plan on going. I think it seems sad and depressing.
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