A Gay man tries to **** me

[WileOut]

BAUS dont worry buddy, its not the 60's anymore. Guys are coming out now and not losing much of their rep. Its ok. The fireworks went off for the first time during that 1.5 seconds and you dont know what to do. Here is a video from the gay black man to you. You need to seek each other out.

[Bread]

If you have no problem taking home 50 - 70 year old women, or Reggie Roundtree, that is your place.

I once did a "dropoff" in their parking lot. Was some pretty good stuff too!

[Bread]

That is the place to go if you have no problem taking home loose 50 - 70 year old women. Or Reggie Roundtree.

I once did a "dropoff" in that parking lot. That was a fun night.

[BAUS]

I went in there not really knowing what to expect. I knew it would be somewhat of an older crowd, but it was really, really old.

SBR Forum warning: NY,NY in Clearwater, FL has been downgraded to F+ due to complaints of gay men hitting on straight men. High risk.

BAUS

[pico]

you should feel good about it...that you're attractive enough for a short black guy to hit on you

[purecarnagge]

jj would have gotten on his knees. BAUS was violated by a gay man. And they wonder why people go fagbashing/gaybashing...

[Cannon]

Next time get his # for JJ

[purecarnagge]

10 to 1 odds BAUS had wood.

[beetman]

[LVHerbie]

**** the extended kiss why the hell did you let the guy touch you again after rubbing on you during the first hug? Seems at that point you were leading him on... you don't have some unsettled gambling debts that you having trouble squaring up? or maybe you had one too many drinks and were experiencing "beer googles" or something? This really sounds like the earlier stages of the start of JJism and you might think about getting some help... if you clear 10,000 post in the six months we are all going to know the truth, Baus...

[pavyracer]

Is BAUS hitched now with the friend he made at the bar?

[BAUS]

No, I left Florida and I am safely at home far away from Mel and his gay ways.

BAUS

[mathdotcom]

bump

[DwightShrute]

if the personalized license plate reads " F PACKER " stay away

[nosniboR11]

dude would of left missing a few teeth

[RogueScholar]

Great story!

[InTheHole]

So last Saturday night I was at a restaurant by myself having a meal and a few beers. It was getting late and I was on my way home, but decided to stop at a nightclub near my place in here Clearwater, FL. It was around 1am and I thought I would check it out and see if there were any strays that might need a place to sleep for the night.

Turns out this place is frequented by an older crowd. Over 30 at least, lots of people in their 40's and 50's even. Not my scene really. So I do what I always do and got a drink and a cup to spit in (I was dipping cope long). I'm walking near the bar and this shorter black guy around 40 starts talking to me. Asks me if I played baseball or whatever cause I was dipping. His name is Mel. He seems like a jovial man and we chat for 5 min about baseball and make comments about the broads as they pass by. I leave him and go wander around looking to see if there are any possibilities. There aren't.

So I'm on my way out of this bar and Mel siddles over to me and starts chatting again. I oblige for another 5 min or so. By this point, they are kicking people out of the bar and closing it down. So we leave the building and stand outside and monitor a domestic issue in progress. (Girl yelling at man for some reason.) I say "Ok, man good to meet you and see you around". He keeps wanting to talk some more; he is one of those people that is hard to get away from when it's time to say goodbye.

Then he puts out his hand to shake mine and give me one of those patented "black" hugs. Ok, I oblige. Then I'm moving away from him but he still has his hand on the back of my neck and is rubbing it. Like in a sensual sort of way! I don't feel too comfortable with this, but I don't say anything and he just stopped. He is about 6 or 7" shorter than I am. Once again, I say "Ok man, I'll see you around". Then he puts his hand out again and wants to provide me with another patented "black" hug. Ok, I oblige. But this time as the hug is happening he starts kissing the side of my neck! Again, in a sensual sort of way like he is trying to seduce me! This only lasted like 20 to 30 seconds until I grabbed his balls. The only thing that came to my mind to say is "Hey man, come home with me so I can have desert!".

We got in his Lexus and drove off.

I went straight home and sucked him off and we took a shower together.

I will be going to this bar again. I am posting this because I have to get this off my chest and now it feels better. I'm gay. I don't have a problem with people being gay, if that's what they want to do, fine.


BAUS

Glad you have a forum to get these things off your chest

[FrozenMAN]

ya shoulda been dippin fine cut cope, that scares off the HO-A-MOS lol

[RogueScholar]

ya shoulda been dippin fine cut cope, that scares off the HO-A-MOS lol

Not true, it's Skoal that scares us off.

[Spanks]

I think he blew the black midget and he's got buyers remorse...

[FrozenMAN]

Not true, it's Skoal that scares us off.

LOL my type of guy, nothing like skoal citrus blend, went through a tin on the golf course today.

good luck this weekend rs

[Willie Bee]

Not true, it's Skoal that scares us off.

I can't tell you how glad I am to read this

[flyingillini]

Classic Baus!

[bettilimbroke999]

1 1/2 secs is a long reaction time to a gay man sensually kissing your neck, kinda like throwin home while the runners high fiving his teammates

[Spanks]

someone got blown....

[InTheHole]

dodif

[Robyn]

So last Saturday night I was at a restaurant by myself having a meal and a few beers. It was getting late and I was on my way home, but decided to stop at a nightclub near my place in here Clearwater, FL. It was around 1am and I thought I would check it out and see if there were any strays that might need a place to sleep for the night.
BAUS

Bar didn't happen to be Monkey Bar in Clearwater, did it?

[eidolon]

Gay men chew cope?

[mathdotcom]

Baus did you stop by New York New York on US 19?

You went looking for some senior citizen vag and ended up with some black snake.

Robyn listen to your fukkin husband

Also post of the year by Bread

[Robyn]

I went in there not really knowing what to expect. I knew it would be somewhat of an older crowd, but it was really, really old.

SBR Forum warning: NY,NY in Clearwater, FL has been downgraded to F+ due to complaints of gay men hitting on straight men. High risk.

BAUS

NY, NY....that explains it. I drive by that place every day to and from work. Bread took me there once and some old guy farted (true story) and nearly cleared the dance floor.

[Robyn]

Old people are rotten inside.

[sickler]

Robyn, someone's being stiffed their SBR points again.

Hop on it.

[mathdotcom]

NY, NY....that explains it. I drive by that place every day to and from work. Bread took me there once and some old guy farted (true story) and nearly cleared the dance floor.

So you took a pic of him and made it your avatar?

[wtf]

wow robyn the new tan looks great! dont know about your fro though

[byronbb]

It comes down to you looking for a chick and looking horny and needing to fvck and so a logically a gay guy is going to spot this from 200 miles away.