Man Arrested For Putting Semen in Female Co-Worker's Water Bottle

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  • Extra Innings
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-26-10
    • 15058

    #1
    Man Arrested For Putting Semen in Female Co-Worker's Water Bottle








    FULLERTON, Calif. - A man was arrested Tuesday in California for ejaculating twice into a female co-worker’s water bottle.

    Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water.

    Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested.

    In June 2010, the female was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. The victim reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department.

    In early July, following further investigation by the police and the Orange County Crime Lab, the defendant was linked through DNA to the crimes. Lallana was arrested Tuesday outside of his home.

    Lallana was charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.

    If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.

    In a disturbing story out of Maryland, a man was arrested in July for throwing semen on women who were shopping in a Michael’s Craft store and in a Giant super market.

    In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs!
  • shari91
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 02-23-10
    • 32661

    #2
    This made the news here yesterday. It looked like the female newscaster was going to puke when she was reading out the story.
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    • flyingillini
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 12-06-06
      • 41219

      #3
      This is classic!
      המוסד‎
      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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      • Extra Innings
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 02-26-10
        • 15058

        #4
        Release
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        • flyingillini
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-06-06
          • 41219

          #5
          Extra, post a thick latina in stocking please.
          המוסד‎
          המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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          • Extra Innings
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-26-10
            • 15058

            #6
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            • bobbyfk
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-19-09
              • 15218

              #7
              Originally posted by Extra Innings
              Release
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              • EspBruin
                SBR Sharp
                • 07-15-10
                • 276

                #8
                Both these idiots gave police the DNA needed with their crimes, and were already in the system. Winners!
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                • INVEGA MAN
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 01-30-08
                  • 6800

                  #9
                  what a fuching nut
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                  • Philavanh
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-18-06
                    • 2800

                    #10
                    Some sick shiet.........some guys are just sick in the head!!!!!!!!!!
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                    • Vgj
                      SBR Rookie
                      • 07-11-10
                      • 30

                      #11
                      FTW!!!!
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                      • bostonbruins
                        SBR MVP
                        • 04-02-08
                        • 3272

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Extra Innings


                        In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs!


                        Wonder how long it took this guy to fill the spray bottle
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                        • Rich Boy
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 02-01-09
                          • 9714

                          #13
                          She was feeling ill? lol
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                          • mr. leisure
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-29-08
                            • 17507

                            #14
                            No doubt a sick fukin puppy
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                            • in2thethickofit
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-26-09
                              • 2622

                              #15
                              I thought semen was good for you? Contains vitamins, does it not?
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                              • fury
                                Restricted User
                                • 02-20-10
                                • 1651

                                #16
                                Now it's his turn to get filled with semen.
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                                • gavin
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 07-26-09
                                  • 1373

                                  #17
                                  jon and kate + 8
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                                  • Sledge187
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 04-25-08
                                    • 3722

                                    #18
                                    That is what I call a sticky situation!
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                                    • Vesuvius
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 02-19-08
                                      • 3886

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Philavanh
                                      Some sick shiet.........some guys are just sick in the head!!!!!!!!!!
                                      My thoughts.
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                                      • pavyracer
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 04-12-07
                                        • 82809

                                        #20
                                        Why is it sick? Women swallow semen all the time.
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                                        • Extra Innings
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 02-26-10
                                          • 15058

                                          #21
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                                          • jnickell100
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 11-11-09
                                            • 4305

                                            #22
                                            Wonder what the lady did to deserve that
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                                            • rookie
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 10-01-05
                                              • 682

                                              #23
                                              This is a better story:

                                              In a disturbing story out of Maryland, a man was arrested in July for throwing semen on women who were shopping in a Michael’s Craft store and in a Giant super market.

                                              In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs!

                                              Comment
                                              • Sunde91
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 11-26-09
                                                • 8325

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by EspBruin
                                                Both these idiots gave police the DNA needed with their crimes, and were already in the system. Winners!
                                                Maybe a stupid question, but how does "the system" match the DNA to a person? I don't think anyone gives "the system" a sperm sample or a strand of hair. Random sperm doesn't magically link to an identity without an original to match it with. I think at most people just give a thumb print at the DMV for a license. Do they get in "the system" with their DNA another way if they have criminal history or something?

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                                                • Junkyard Dog
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 03-12-07
                                                  • 4552

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by rookie
                                                  This is a better story:


                                                  In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs!

                                                  [/I]
                                                  a spray bottle
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                                                  • PDW
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 01-14-10
                                                    • 660

                                                    #26
                                                    I may have to try this one. Thankfully, I am not in the system yet so I should be fine.
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                                                    • coloradobuff
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-22-09
                                                      • 1488

                                                      #27
                                                      dios mio
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                                                      • Fishhead
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 08-11-05
                                                        • 40179

                                                        #28
                                                        The woman should be arrested for drinking it.
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                                                        • soli
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 09-10-06
                                                          • 2503

                                                          #29
                                                          I'm guessing that was her 1st time swallowing?
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                                                          • sundin4prez
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 03-09-10
                                                            • 1970

                                                            #30
                                                            she was feeling ill?... wait WHAT
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                                                            • whatsgood5
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 10-13-09
                                                              • 15359

                                                              #31
                                                              What the fukk??? That's illegal????
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                                                              • odtw524
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 08-03-09
                                                                • 996

                                                                #32
                                                                hahahahaha that is funny.. People are crazy
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                                                                • Rich Boy
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                                                                  • 02-01-09
                                                                  • 9714

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Guy looks like dac viet
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                                                                  • VTranX
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 02-02-10
                                                                    • 1975

                                                                    #34
                                                                    disturbing.
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                                                                    • Extra Innings
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 02-26-10
                                                                      • 15058

                                                                      #35
                                                                      aye carumba!
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