1. #81306
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Woke up this morning with a stinger in my neck.

    Can barely turn my head right.

    Can't turn it left at all.

    I think I caught this shit from KVB.

    He's like fukkin EBOLA.
    Sadly, bro, there's only one solution to your problem.

    It's a little known acupuncture point.

    Good Luck...


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Ever touch another man’s taint by complete accident?
    Quote Originally Posted by turtledoves View Post
    what if it was partially an accident?

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    Sometimes I can't help but think about that Texas play that didn't get into the Fund that was better than 2-1 odds.

    Here's the KVB MLB Contrarian Fund through 244 plays...

    903 29-May STL +160 -1
    906 MIA +103 1.03
    907 WAS +153 1.53
    910 COL +107 1.07
    919 CLE -104 0.96
    Wed 3.59
    Weeks 1-5 -1.32
    Week 6 -5.13
    Week 7 2.67
    Week 8 6.2
    Week 9 -5.55
    Mon -1.12
    Tue 0.71
    Total 0.05

    There were no Contrarian RL Fund plays.

    244 plays in and basically even.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Sadly, bro, there's only one solution to your problem.

    It's a little known acupuncture point.

    Good Luck...

    Maybe Doves will do it for me.

    You know... by accident.
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    Close call.


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    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    965 30-May KC +148



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    a p-m,
    more shit to write, under self imposed obligation to go pro or die

    down to my last 20k, lost my passion to wager long ago

    edit


    https://youtu.be/hGkNjO7E5QM
    Last edited by PittsburghPlayer; 05-30-19 at 04:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    a p-m,
    more shit to write, under self imposed obligation to go pro or die

    down to my last 20k, lost my passion to wager long ago

    edit


    https://youtu.be/hGkNjO7E5QM


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    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has added...

    964 30-May MIN/TB UNDER 8 (+102)


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    guy wont even answer back texts , lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    guy wont even answer back texts , lol
    That could be directed at me.

    I'm getting a shitload of junk texts every day (dozens, approaching 30) and no matter how many I block, they just keep coming. If you texted me a couple of days ago, when I didn't have the phone for a while, then I haven't even looked at those yet...lol.

    Or maybe that wasn't even meant for me.

    On the Raptors tonight, pretty big.

    Like all the other sharp as mother fukkers out there.


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    You got a nice ass
    just wish you wouldn’t lie to me so much


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    I took Raps like +250 for the series

    think they will make it a tough series

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    Ad the home court advantage is a bigger deal than people think
    Warriors have always had it in the finals
    Warriors first 2 games on the road without a Durant is everything

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    Fidels begging people to text him.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    You got a nice ass
    just wish you wouldn’t lie to me so much

    No lie, have a shitload of red texts in there, just waiting to be dealt with.

    Just ordered RF for the left side again, that means the last month and a half have been hell, worse each day.

    Been scarce this week, been in pain.

    Custard coming from distributor in Sac, have not worked with it yet, there's an employee shake up already, lol. Place we want just about ready.

    All excuses though, my head has not quite been in the game. Have other shit to do and need to manage time better.

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    Jesus Fukkin Christ you two, get a fukkin room.

    And invite me over for a threesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Jesus Fukkin Christ you two, get a fukkin room.

    And invite me over for a threesome.
    Will a Squatting Spiderman bounce house work for you?

    Cuz, that's all I got.

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    Lmao

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    Speaking of that.

    Pretty sure this is the entrance to Donkland.

    Watch your step.

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    It's happened 3 times in the last hour. The texts don't even come from full phone numbers, always missing a digit. The notification says there's a pill to bring excitement to the bedroom. It's from cathy.

    It's fukkin non stop.


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    7

    grams in the blunt

    Almost drowned in the pussy


    so
    i
    swam
    to
    her
    butt

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    Having a good night at the shop

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    ...
    964 30-May MIN/TB UNDER 8 (+102)
    ...
    Man talk about a statement being made in Tampa, 12 runs already in the 5th inning.

    Including tonight, the Contrarian Fund Totals are 29-36, for -8.26 units. The Contrarian Fund itself is down -.95 units with KC +148 pending.

    The Fund moneylines are carrying the torch for now. Last year the Contrarian Fund Totals were up about 8 units, the year before the Totals finished up +20 units and in 2016 the Totals finished up +5 units.

    So looking for those Contrarian Fund Totals to rebound by seasons end and help push the Fund upward.

    One might consider a side fund of increased bets on the Totals. One might.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    7

    grams in the blunt

    Almost drowned in the pussy


    so
    i
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    to
    her
    butt
    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Having a good night at the shop
    So, uh, you've changed industries?

    Sounds like you're in Amsterdam...


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    I would eat her Pikachu chips.


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    Left right or middle?



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    Well , if this was a poll , there wouldn’t be one person who would choose middle

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    Left, btw ........

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Left right or middle?


    Left

    right is a distant second

    Middle looks like ur looking at her in one of those circus mirrors

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    Iíll take the one in the bikini

    Ty

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    Bang!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Left

    right is a distant second

    Middle looks like ur looking at her in one of those circus mirrors
    I'd go middle but what's with that nose?


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