Homeless Man Has Staked Claim To Home Owner's Front Porch

**Bostongambler** · 09-24-22, 11:31 PM

I have an idea, maybe next time arrest him.

**manny24** · 09-25-22, 06:36 AM

she knows what she's doing with those yoga pants

**TheGoldenGoose** · 09-25-22, 09:49 AM

Any reason why this shouldn’t be considered a home invasion with serious jail time?
I would run electric wiring into that patio couch and give that guy the shock of his life. There’s a reason why you don’t purchase property overseen by an HOA. And he’s it.

**Foxx** · 09-25-22, 09:52 AM

The only reason I watched the whole video was for yoga pants. Didn't see any. WTF.

**firstclass** · 09-25-22, 10:41 AM

I am sure she is another liberal that wants to defund the police and supports BLM. But things always change when it comes to your front porch.

**manny24** · 09-25-22, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by Foxx

The only reason I watched the whole video was for yoga pants. Didn't see any. WTF.

1:55 Foxxer

**manny24** · 09-25-22, 11:16 AM

i'm pretty sure if you tag the wall in LA it's yours

pretty sure

**Mr KLC** · 09-27-22, 04:04 PM

**Auto Donk** · 09-27-22, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

I have an idea, maybe next time arrest him.

not the idea I had....

which was to pose as a homeless man on my own porch, call the news, and wait for hot blonde reporters to show up for some action.....

**Auto Donk** · 09-27-22, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by manny24

i'm pretty sure if you tag the wall in LA it's yours

pretty sure

i'll log into gta san andreas to confirm, but I think you are spot on.....

**Foxx** · 09-27-22, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by manny24

1:55 Foxxer

Ahh, ok. Those looked more like regular work pants that were just too tight.

**TheMoneyShot** · 09-27-22, 11:49 PM

Definitely a Biden supporter... even answers questions like Biden... slow and retarded.

**NrmlCurvSurfr** · 09-27-22, 11:56 PM

Guy stakes his claim on a porch, like explorers stake their claim on “undeveloped” lands…don’t hate the player…

**BrickJames** · 09-28-22, 12:01 AM

Tell her to get out her BLM T-shirt, that will solve everything.

**TheGoldenGoose** · 09-28-22, 07:22 AM

If she doesn’t have this squatter removed before 30 days it then becomes a legal issue. Squatters who are there more than 30 days establish legal rights and courts can make it tougher to legally move people out. That’s why hotels won’t let you stay more than 28 days if you are renting on a weekly basis. They will make you check out for a couple days and then allow you back.

**Auto Donk** · 09-28-22, 07:32 AM

squatters? bring em on:

and this one may not be squatting yet, but that's only because I haven't laid down underneath her and positioned my face in the proper "receiving" position:

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 09-28-22, 07:33 AM

Has he asked for wifi pass and Netflix login yet?

**manny24** · 09-28-22, 07:39 AM

neighbors complaining he's been dropping anchor all over the yard but her lawn looks amazing

**Auto Donk** · 09-28-22, 08:19 AM

Originally posted by manny24

neighbors complaining he's been dropping anchor all over the yard but her lawn looks amazing

homeless guy shit is high in fertilizer content......

he needs, however, to drink one less 40 so his aim is better; he keeps hitting the patio while blown out: