Fellas, I have a date for the first time in 13 years.

[19th Hole]

Just use some of PhillyGuys cologne

Stuff is remarkably effective, especially when you press the rag tight to her face....

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[JIBBBY]

[Mike Huntertz]

Taking any dating advice from this crowd is a sure fire way to retain blue balls.

I would say no liners, but mirror or repeat a few words of meaning from what she says. Don't use the word I, instead say shit like, "It seems like your into...". Let her do most of the talking and do your best to make it look like you give a shyt about what she is saying even when you don't. Also don't make it look like you need a good romp in the sack. Do all of that and she'll be riding you reverse cowgirl style before you know it.

Can't add to much to this for a first date....solid!

[Optional]

We’re going out Saturday night. Wine her, dine her, 69 her.
We’ve been talking on the phone. This gal is wild. I wish I could post about it, you would shitt your pants. I probably shouldn’t but I’ll update after our date.

Sounds like the sort of girl that could you in hospital after a 13 year break

[manny24]

Just use some of PhillyGuys cologne

Stuff is remarkably effective, especially when you press the rag tight to her face....

[Bostongambler]

We’re going out Saturday night. Wine her, dine her, 69 her.
We’ve been talking on the phone. This gal is wild. I wish I could post about it, you would shitt your pants. I probably shouldn’t but I’ll update after our date.

So you would tell us all the details of how wild this girl is and our response would be to take a shit? Ok, got it.

[hehfest]

Did you catch VAIDS from her (Vaccine Acquired Immune Deficiency Sydrome)? Sure hope you asked if she was tard-shotted first.

[manny24]

Dan is harder than chinese algebra

[JIBBBY]

Tonight's the big night there champ, don't fock this up!

[actiondan]

Thats a goodline Slewfan, I will use it.

No drinks for me. I’m keto. Spent my 20s and 30s destroying my body with fast food and every drink and drug available. She drinks though. I probably can’t lube her up if I’m not also throwing down

[MinnesotaFats]

The only chicks that wanna fukk sober dudes are sober chicks.

You'll have to throw a few light beers or easy drinking cocktails down, just drink water in between.

[OldBill]

DUDE do not lie too much be nice then later on yu bust that huge nut you been holding for 13 yers omg she might drown

[MT Casings]

Dan use this one.. Why don't you come over to my place and sit on my lap.. We can talk about the firs thing that pops up.

[actiondan]

She knows I’m keto. She doesn’t know about my destructive past. Better to be consistent though

[Bostongambler]

Ask her “ Hey what’s a guy with a 12 inch cokk have for breakfast “

They when she says, what?

You say “. Well today I just had cereal”


Good luck

[Bostongambler]

We want all the deets , once you get home.

[KnuckleHeadz]

…..

[actiondan]

I like the cut of your jib Boston, you crack me up.

Sorry to disappoint but this will not be a TMS thread.

It went well, got several smooches. 2nd date is a stone cold lead pipe lock. I used the freezer line. She’s out of my league though. We’ll probably go on a few dates and that will be that. Nice getting back out there after a miserable marriage.

[manny24]

atta boy

[Bostongambler]

Take it slow Dan and enjoy yourself. Who knows what might develop.

[ByeShea]

I like the cut of your jib Boston, you crack me up.

Sorry to disappoint but this will not be a TMS thread.

It went well, got several smooches. 2nd date is a stone cold lead pipe lock. I used the freezer line. She’s out of my league though. We’ll probably go on a few dates and that will be that. Nice getting back out there after a miserable marriage.

Good for you. Lots of divorcees are just in it for company and a good time. You might meet someone you really connect with. So different when we were younger and dating marriage-minded girls - all that drama and bullshit.

[KVB]

Did he win?

[Bostongambler]

Did he win?

I think it’s going extra innings. And next date he starts off with a man on second.

[KVB]

I think it’s going extra innings. And next date he starts off with a man on second.