Post in this thread for a free PYCHIATRIC EVALUATION and TREATMENT RECOMMENDATION

**Otters27** · 03-25-21, 03:01 PM

Ate you a professional?

Go ahead

**dlowilly** · 03-25-21, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by Otters27

Ate you a professional?

Go ahead

Otters you suffer from a debilitating combination of obsessive compulsive disorder and attention deficit disorder.

Instead of focusing on one or two things you're good at, you want to be into everything at once which creates overall mediocrity at best. Then your OCD kicks in so you're constantly wondering why you aren't winning more.

Suggested therapy:

Meditation and penile shock therapy

**funnyb25** · 03-25-21, 03:10 PM

I am interested. I need to know what Pychiatric means first though DLOW

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-25-21, 03:11 PM

Help me, Dr. D-Lo

**Eddy Munny** · 03-25-21, 03:12 PM

You've undercut the competition. I'll have a free slice.

**dlowilly** · 03-25-21, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by funnyb25

I need to know what Pychiatric means first though DLOW

Damn it!

No, actually that was a subliminal device that tells me a lot about the poster if they notice it. Diagnosis upcoming

**jjgold** · 03-25-21, 03:17 PM

Help me

**Foxx** · 03-25-21, 03:18 PM

wtf

**dlowilly** · 03-25-21, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by funnyb25

I am interested. I need to know what Pychiatric means first though DLOW

Since you noticed the misspelling in the thread title, that indicates you have an eye for details and are meticulously honest and accurate.

Considering your history in here though I can confidently diagnose you with Split Personality Disorder or Dissociative Identity Disorder

Suggested Therapy:

Wiring me 21k

Penile shock therapy

**thezbar** · 03-25-21, 03:47 PM

As my last evaluation was in 2012 I'm overdue for a checkup. Have at it Diowilly

**dlowilly** · 03-25-21, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Help me, Dr. D-Lo

Diggity

I like you so don't take this the wrong way I'm trying to help. You will fuk anything. The sexual urge is an important part of what drives us humans but in the absence of selective discretion we become uncivilized animals.

Suggested Treatment:

Sex addicts meetings

Emotional support animal (Birds preferably, no mammals)

Wrist support brace

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-25-21, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Diggity

I like you so don't take this the wrong way I'm trying to help. You will fuk anything. The sexual urge is an important part of what drives us humans but in the absence of selective discretion we become uncivilized animals.

Suggested Treatment:

Sex addicts meetings

Emotional support animal (Birds preferably, no mammals)

Wrist support brace

**hehfest** · 03-25-21, 04:09 PM

Dlow - if we ask for this (which I'm not) doesn't that mean you will no longer be able to own a gun? LOL....

**hehfest** · 03-25-21, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Diggity

I like you so don't take this the wrong way I'm trying to help. You will fuk anything. The sexual urge is an important part of what drives us humans but in the absence of selective discretion we become uncivilized animals.

Suggested Treatment:

Sex addicts meetings

Emotional support animal (Birds preferably, no mammals)

Wrist support brace

Have you suggested he work on his impulse control?

**funnyb25** · 03-25-21, 04:24 PM

**dlowilly** · 03-25-21, 11:13 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

You've undercut the competition. I'll have a free slice.

Eddy Munny you are one of the most gifted posters here, but instead of focusing your talents on a series of bestselling novels or lucrative screenplay deals you waste time betting on dumb basketball players chucking up 3 pointers in meaningless games who couldn't even read any of said bestselling novels.

I believe you suffer from Perfectionistic Inertia. You are frozen by the fear of your endeavors not turning out exactly right so you kill time burying half wit posters and embracing the relative comfort and safety of betting sports where it is impossible to be perfect so there are no great expectations.

Suggested Treatment:

Start every day with at least an hour of doing chores or taking a brisk walk to get moving and the blood flowing

Meditation DURING penile shock treatment

**MaltedHopsFrenzy** · 03-25-21, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Diggity

I like you so don't take this the wrong way I'm trying to help. You will fuk anything. The sexual urge is an important part of what drives us humans but in the absence of selective discretion we become uncivilized animals.

Suggested Treatment:

Sex addicts meetings

Emotional support animal (Birds preferably, no mammals)

Wrist support brace

So, SBR's biggest resident perv is the only 'patient' so far to NOT be prescribed penile shock therapy?

**dlowilly** · 03-25-21, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Help me

Obviously you suffer from multiple personality disorder. Or different people post under your name.

I wish I could be more helpful but you've snubbed me from even making a POM list for the last 24 months probably.

Suggested treatment:

Keep a couple days facial hair growth otherwise people will think you are gay, a violent extremist, or a gay violent extremist.

Stop dating illegals with gambling addictions

**dlowilly** · 03-25-21, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy

So, SBR's biggest resident perv is the only 'patient' so far to NOT be prescribed penile shock therapy?

He would most likely become aroused by it

**Eddy Munny** · 03-25-21, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Eddy Munny you are one of the most gifted posters here, but instead of focusing your talents on a series of bestselling novels or lucrative screenplay deals you waste time betting on dumb basketball players chucking up 3 pointers in meaningless games who couldn't even read any of said bestselling novels.

I believe you suffer from Perfectionistic Inertia. You are frozen by the fear of your endeavors not turning out exactly right so you kill time burying half wit posters and embracing the relative comfort and safety of betting sports where it is impossible to be perfect so there are no great expectations.

Suggested Treatment:

Start every day with at least an hour of doing chores or taking a brisk walk to get moving and the blood flowing

Meditation DURING penile shock treatment

Lol, not bad... I think it's a worthy assessment and I've duly added the penile shock treatment to my things to do list.

**MaltedHopsFrenzy** · 03-26-21, 08:19 AM

Originally posted by dlowilly

He would most likely become aroused by it

Good point.....

**pologq** · 03-26-21, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Obviously you suffer from multiple personality disorder. Or different people post under your name.

I wish I could be more helpful but you've snubbed me from even making a POM list for the last 24 months probably.

Suggested treatment:

Keep a couple days facial hair growth otherwise people will think you are gay, a violent extremist, or a gay violent extremist.

Stop dating illegals with gambling addictions

**Chi_archie** · 03-26-21, 04:01 PM

counselor, know thyself

always good to see other professionals in the helping professions