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  • ApricotSinner32
    Restricted User
    • 11-28-10
    • 10648

    #1
    Joining the army
    God speed gentlemen.
  • lonegambler23
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-22-16
    • 9760

    #2
    what made you come to this decision son?
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    • ApricotSinner32
      Restricted User
      • 11-28-10
      • 10648

      #3
      Perks/Benefits/Not caring if I die.
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      • ApricotSinner32
        Restricted User
        • 11-28-10
        • 10648

        #4
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        • Goat Milk
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 03-24-10
          • 25850

          #5
          You won't last

          Don't have a warrior mentality

          Also one slip up and ur done

          Likely for u Venditto, can't control ur urges.

          Godspeed
          Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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          • ApricotSinner32
            Restricted User
            • 11-28-10
            • 10648

            #6
            Goat cu m you're the real deal. We'll see.
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            • Goat Milk
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-24-10
              • 25850

              #7
              Lol good luck
              Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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              • ApricotSinner32
                Restricted User
                • 11-28-10
                • 10648

                #8
                Originally posted by Goat Milk
                Lol good luck
                thanks ace
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                • bobbyfk
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-19-09
                  • 15218

                  #9
                  Guy wont last a week
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                  • ApricotSinner32
                    Restricted User
                    • 11-28-10
                    • 10648

                    #10
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                    • sosawestbrook
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-10-16
                      • 3135

                      #11
                      Godspeed good sir
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                      • cincinnatikid513
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-23-17
                        • 45360

                        #12
                        no way, they won't take a thin little runt stiff scammer like you,
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                        • ApricotSinner32
                          Restricted User
                          • 11-28-10
                          • 10648

                          #13
                          Cincy kid your mothers unibrow is bigger than the panama canal you fuking mut.
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                          • big joe 1212
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 06-01-08
                            • 19380

                            #14
                            Is it still don’t ask don’t tell or is it all out in the open now?
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                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-30-08
                              • 81450

                              #15
                              Originally posted by bobbyfk
                              Guy wont last a week
                              Bobby, how do you know?

                              What do you know that we do not know?
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                              • ApricotSinner32
                                Restricted User
                                • 11-28-10
                                • 10648

                                #16
                                Bobby knows that he's got 450 pound pussy juice circulating through his blood.
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                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 81450

                                  #17
                                  Decent songs in this thread.

                                  WOW
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                                  • pologq
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 10-07-12
                                    • 19899

                                    #18
                                    good luck
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                                    • captrobey
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-02-10
                                      • 34356

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by ApricotSinner32
                                      God speed gentlemen.
                                      If you do not make it there is always the coast guard. When i was in boot camp we had one guy who kept running away . They would catch him every time because he would be walking around town still wearing his boot camp attire .
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                                      • TheLock
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 04-06-08
                                        • 14427

                                        #20
                                        Good luck, Sinner.

                                        There’s a lot of upsides to this move you’re making. Just tough out the first few months and you’ll be good.
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          Kick some ass, Sinner!!!!

                                          assume any future cab drivers running at you will explode when they get to you.... gun their asses down, too..... same thing goes for burka wearing babes moving toward you......... light em up........

                                          stay safe and make us proud (prouder than we already are of your commitment to defend this fine nation)!!!
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                                          • BeatTheJerk
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 08-19-07
                                            • 31794

                                            #22
                                            A slave to the Government now, good luck.
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                                            • SBR_Guest_Pro
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 02-10-15
                                              • 3955

                                              #23
                                              because you're not strong enough for the Marines?
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                                              • ApricotSinner32
                                                Restricted User
                                                • 11-28-10
                                                • 10648

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SBR_Guest_Pro
                                                because you're not strong enough for the Marines?
                                                Because army pays out the best bonuses
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                                                • Ebumdude
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-15-12
                                                  • 2189

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ApricotSinner32
                                                  Because army pays out the best bonuses
                                                  This is false advertisement.

                                                  Have you already signed the dotted line of commitment?
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                                                  • BeatTheJerk
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 08-19-07
                                                    • 31794

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by ApricotSinner32
                                                    Because army pays out the best bonuses
                                                    If you get the max bonus which is probably like $40,000. Who are you kidding here Patty, you’ll lose that money in two months gambling. You’re a fuckin’ degenerate & you will always be one. The Army won’t change that , it will just put that on hold. You will self-destruct once again. That is your calling to the world ....
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                                                    • ApricotSinner32
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 11-28-10
                                                      • 10648

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                                      If you get the max bonus which is probably like $40,000. Who are you kidding here Patty, you’ll lose that money in two months gambling. You’re a fuckin’ degenerate & you will always be one. The Army won’t change that , it will just put that on hold. You will self-destruct once again. That is your calling to the world ....
                                                      Your mothers crotch smells like eggs
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                                                      • BeatTheJerk
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 08-19-07
                                                        • 31794

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by ApricotSinner32
                                                        Your mothers crotch smells like eggs
                                                        Weak as fuk Rebuttal
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                                                        • ApricotSinner32
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 11-28-10
                                                          • 10648

                                                          #29
                                                          Yeah take some more selfies with a forehead the size of mother russia jack
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                                                          • BeatTheJerk
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 08-19-07
                                                            • 31794

                                                            #30
                                                            I got hair pal look at the new selfie just for your viewing pleasure !
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                                                            • ApricotSinner32
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 11-28-10
                                                              • 10648

                                                              #31
                                                              This guy is gayer than richard simmonds confirmed. Who pumped you full of tranny hormones ace?
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                                                              • BeatTheJerk
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 08-19-07
                                                                • 31794

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by ApricotSinner32
                                                                This guy is gayer than richard simmonds confirmed. Who pumped you full of tranny hormones ace?
                                                                You wanna fuk me pal ?
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                                                                • BeatTheJerk
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 08-19-07
                                                                  • 31794

                                                                  #33
                                                                  You say the dumbest shit, the mind of a child. Telling mother jokes and now I’m gay .... You’re a whack confused human being in our present day & your lost @ 30. That’s why you’re going to the army and you’ll become a slave to this nation by choice not by draft.
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                                                                  • BeatTheJerk
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 08-19-07
                                                                    • 31794

                                                                    #34
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                                                                    Last edited by BeatTheJerk; 05-16-20, 09:26 PM.
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                                                                    • cincinnatikid513
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-23-17
                                                                      • 45360

                                                                      #35
                                                                      guy looking for a payday
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