Unabomber 2.0 -- Austinites getting blow to hell by this psycho

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Unabomber 2.0 -- Austinites getting blow to hell by this psycho
    well, just when we finally get OJ all wrapped up into a neat, tidy box with his confession last night, some psycho in Austin revives the Unabomber....

    he's now killed a black guy, and wounded another black guy and a 75-yr-old hispanic lady over in Silicon Gulch.....

    just wonderful; unabomber 2.0 with a racist flair.....

  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    They caught him?
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    • magaman
      SBR MVP
      • 01-17-18
      • 1937

      #3
      ban bombs
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      • cincinnatikid513
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-23-17
        • 45360

        #4
        likely the guy dropped packages off so hopefully detectives will canvas neighborhood check for cameras witnesses see if they can get a picture of this guy or license plate
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          hell no they haven't caught him..... it takes f'n years to catch a true unabomber
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          • magaman
            SBR MVP
            • 01-17-18
            • 1937

            #6
            took 18 years last time - but that guy was a genius off the grid in some shack out west.
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            • cincinnatikid513
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 11-23-17
              • 45360

              #7
              Originally posted by magaman
              took 18 years last time - but that guy was a genius off the grid in some shack out west.
              hopefully this guys not that smart i would think im no bomb expert but to build a bunch of these things u need certain things and maybe he will raise red flags if they check around certain stores
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              • Kermit
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                • 09-27-10
                • 32555

                #8
                Was just about to make a thread on this. Fukkin crazy shit. They have a $15,000 reward out for the guy, so hopefully someone turns him in. Packages are being left on the porch by the bomber himself and not being delivered by UPS, FedEx, or the USPS.

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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  Originally posted by magaman
                  took 18 years last time - but that guy was a genius off the grid in some shack out west.
                  very true.... despite my former statement, I 'm pretty sure they'll nab this fukker soon.....

                  they'd have had an easier time with ol Ted had society been armed with f'n security cameras everywhere you f'n look and social media back when Kaczynski ruled the day....

                  a person can barely take a shit in public these days without six videos of it poppin' up almost immediately.... (tho u can probably still fly a plane into the pentagon and no one see a video of it)
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                  • Kermit
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                    • 09-27-10
                    • 32555

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                    very true.... despite my former statement, I 'm pretty sure they'll nab this fukker soon.....

                    they'd have had an easier time with ol Ted had society been armed with f'n security cameras everywhere you f'n look and social media back when Kaczynski ruled the day....

                    a person can barely take a shit in public these days without six videos of it poppin' up almost immediately.... (tho u can probably still fly a plane into the pentagon and no one see a video of it)
                    Apparently some people had seen someone suspicious in their neighborhood, so they must have some type of description.
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                    • The Kraken
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                      • 12-25-11
                      • 28918

                      #11
                      Cameras everywhere now, they’ll have his pick up in a week
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                      • JIBBBY
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-10-09
                        • 83686

                        #12
                        Dude is delivering packages, 3 already in the Austin area.. 2 blew up and killed people.. I'd be very careful when opening up packages in Austin right now..

                        We got a sicko on the loose...
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #13
                          many a woman has had my package "blow up" in her face when she handled it even with the greatest of finesse....
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                          • magaman
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-17-18
                            • 1937

                            #14
                            Originally posted by JIBBBY
                            Dude is delivering packages, 3 already in the Austin area.. 2 blew up and killed people.. I'd be very careful when opening up packages in Austin right now..

                            We got a sicko on the loose...
                            Thank you for the breaking news Jibby
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                            • magaman
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-17-18
                              • 1937

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                              many a woman has had my package "blow up" in her face when she handled it even with the greatest of finesse....
                              LOL good one
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                I think they get them within a few days
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                                • dlowilly
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-09-16
                                  • 13862

                                  #17
                                  They say in that article not to open packages with wires protruding

                                  Thanks
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                                  • magaman
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 01-17-18
                                    • 1937

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by dlowilly
                                    They say in that article not to open packages with wires protruding

                                    Thanks
                                    Is is okay to open a package that is ticking like a clock?
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                                    • dlowilly
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-09-16
                                      • 13862

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by magaman
                                      Is is okay to open a package that is ticking like a clock?
                                      IDK article didn't say anything so fine I guess
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by dlowilly
                                        They say in that article not to open packages with wires protruding

                                        Thanks
                                        great...now the fukker will "tuck the wires in" and kill 29 more people
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                                        • cincinnatikid513
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-23-17
                                          • 45360

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          I think they get them within a few days
                                          i don't know with the police never know they never solved that missy bevers case and they had video of the person walking in the church , donk what's going on that case why isn't it solved
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                                          • firedawg
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                                            • 10-08-08
                                            • 39219

                                            #22
                                            Donk
                                            Come to Hilton Head
                                            Mini Bash
                                            You will fit right in
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                                            • VeggieDog
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 02-21-09
                                              • 7214

                                              #23
                                              Reminds me of the old joke: What do the Unabomber and a 12-year-old girl in Alabama have in common?
                                              They both get fingered by their brother.
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                                              • JIBBBY
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-10-09
                                                • 83686

                                                #24
                                                Beware of strange packages and abandoned suit cases.. Run Forrest Run!!!

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                                                • dlowilly
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                                                  • 11-09-16
                                                  • 13862

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by firedawg
                                                  Donk
                                                  Come to Hilton Head
                                                  Mini Bash
                                                  You will fit right in
                                                  Why Hilton Head? Strange choice.
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                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                    • 43558

                                                    #26
                                                    fuk that, just set some tannerite on the porch and send em flyin' like these hog hunters did:






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                                                    • JMobile
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 08-21-10
                                                      • 19074

                                                      #27
                                                      Guy was probably a SBR poster who went broke.
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                                                      • Auto Donk
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                        • 43558

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                        Beware of strange packages and abandoned suit cases.. Run Forrest Run!!!

                                                        that's the most exercise that fat bitch has had in years.....

                                                        love it.....

                                                        last time her heart beat that fast was when she shoved an eggplant up her ass while rubbin' one out....
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                                                        • JIBBBY
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 12-10-09
                                                          • 83686

                                                          #29
                                                          Package bombs suck...


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                                                          • King Mayan
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 09-22-10
                                                            • 21326

                                                            #30
                                                            Whie boy terrorism
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                                                            • Auto Donk
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-03-13
                                                              • 43558

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                              Whie boy terrorism
                                                              im down with that....

                                                              i had my chauffeur roll down the windows so I could toss my jar of grey poupon out the window at some camel jockies walking down the freeway out on I-45 last week on the way to the f'n courthouse
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                                                              • JIBBBY
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 12-10-09
                                                                • 83686

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                                Whie boy terrorism
                                                                Radical Islam extremist for sure.... They like bombs and randomly killing infidels.. This fits that package...
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                                                                • The Kraken
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 12-25-11
                                                                  • 28918

                                                                  #33
                                                                  100% it's not a Muslim

                                                                  99% it's a racist white republelican that never learned to cope so now he's blowing up darkies

                                                                  1% it's Hilary Clinton

                                                                  And the whole time the only thought going through his neanderthal head is "MAGA BICHES!"
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                                                                  • Kermit
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                                                                    • 09-27-10
                                                                    • 32555

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                                    100% given it's not a Muslim

                                                                    99% it's a racist white republelican that never learned to cope so now he's blowing up darkies

                                                                    And the whole time the only thought going through his neanderthal head is "MAGA BICHES!"
                                                                    Probably the same racist white Republican that was sneaking around that all black town outside of Ferguson setting churches on fire.
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                                                                    • The Kraken
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 12-25-11
                                                                      • 28918

                                                                      #35
                                                                      We'll see, but I think my 99% is right

                                                                      But in case you're right, i always have my 1% to fall back on to say "see, I was right"

                                                                      Win-Win as long as a package doesn't end up at my doorstep

                                                                      But given that I live less than a mile from Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos, I think I'll be fine
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