Best friends wifes bittom smells TERRIBLE 24/7

[DISTROYA]

i know because wherever she sits when they come over it stinks like dead fish and period odor. We actually take the couch seats out, scrub them and airate for a day. Problem is she comes like 3-4 times a week sits all over. Need advice sick of it. Shes quite overweight but i know lotsa fatties none smell bad.
Lets hear it set myself up good for jokes. Asked wife to tell her she said no way.

[DISTROYA]

Shit bottom not bittom

[Russian Rocket]

bitcoins don't smell Distroya!

[DISTROYA]

Dammit i know...cant edit the title of thread. And too lazy to retype everything on my phone

[Russian Rocket]

Distroya stop inviting her to your house, pal...or move the couch to another room and give that bitch a fkng wooden chair.

But if I was you, I'd just straight out tell her myself that she's a nasty dirty Hoe!

Best of luck!

[JAKEPEAVY21]

put a blanket or plastic wrap on the couch cushions

[actiondan]

Buy her some Summers Eve

[JAKEPEAVY21]

or you can take the direct route and tell the bitch to go home and clean out her beaver

[TheMoneyShot]

Just straight up tell her to go to the gyno. No other way around this.

I don't understand why women let sh#$ like this go? Embarrassed to go see a doctor? Maybe she a hoe? No money? I don't get it.

Nobody wants to smell a dumpster 24/7

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Distroya, what kind of soap is your wife using? Maybe she should change it up, see if other soaps help.

Yes, I said your wife as we all know this is not about your "best friend's wife".

[downsouth]

Distroya, what kind of soap is your wife using? Maybe she should change it up, see if other soaps help.

Yes, I said your wife as we all know this is not about your "best friend's wife".

Thats what I was thinking as well. Guy getting tired of wife leaving trails all around his house and furniture. Just come out and tell her. Different soap, maybe a few extra showers, gotta be something to it man.

Good luck

[Da Manster!]

it's probably BV (Bacterial Vaginosis) ...tell her to go see a damn ob-gyn for christ's sake!...A woman has to got to know when she's not too fresh down there...

[DISTROYA]

no not wife. Sorry cant prove it over the net. Wouldnt marry someone that smells like a dead fish. I'd friggin get her a pussie transplant do anything from that to continue if I was with a woman like that. shit not like anyone knows me here if it be the wife would say so.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Distroya, grab your nuts and tell the broad her pussay stank.

I mean she already knows anyways. No way she cant know. But maybe if somebody ELSE tells her then she will do something about it.

[Slanina]

If he's your best friend, that may be your best route. I would talk to him privately first. Let him be the one to tell his wife. And I wouldn't use the word "smell". That would probably sound mean. Maybe use "odor" or some shit like that.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

If he's your best friend, that may be your best route. I would talk to him privately first. Let him be the one to tell his wife. And I wouldn't use the word "smell". That would probably sound mean. Maybe use "odor" or some shit like that.

Don't use the word "smell"? Come on man, this poor kid is on the verge of throwing his furniture away because some broads pussy smells so bad. Thats crazy... twilight zone shit.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Don't use the word "smell"? Come on man, this poor kid is on the verge of throwing his furniture away because some broads pussy smells so bad. Thats crazy... twilight zone shit.

[konck]

Mail her a letter saying her fat azz stinks like a pack
dead fish send it from out of town say many people have talked about it
dont sign it

[konck]

If he's your best friend, that may be your best route. I would talk to him privately first. Let him be the one to tell his wife. And I wouldn't use the word "smell". That would probably sound mean. Maybe use "odor" or some shit like that.

Just ask him dude when you eat that Y dont you something?

[DISTROYA]

hes not exactly the worlds most hygenic guy either. Mouth smells like whiskey and an ashtray 24/7.
His feet smell from not washing them often. He cleared the living room once when he took off his boot-shoes when I invited 6-8 guys to watch the SF/BALT superbowl a few years back.

[Russian Rocket]

hes not exactly the worlds most hygenic guy either. Mouth smells like whiskey and an ashtray 24/7.
His feet smell from not washing them often. He cleared the living room once when he took off his boot-shoes when I invited 6-8 guys to watch the SF/BALT superbowl a few years back.

unreal man

[DiggityDaggityDo]

hes not exactly the worlds most hygenic guy either. Mouth smells like whiskey and an ashtray 24/7.
His feet smell from not washing them often. He cleared the living room once when he took off his boot-shoes when I invited 6-8 guys to watch the SF/BALT superbowl a few years back.

Distroya, where the fuk are you finding your friends? Skid Row?

[cashin81]

Theres a simple solution.
Next time you are at his house, you need to shit on his sofa.
2 outcomes;
the friendship will end - however you will have acheived both revenge and having rid of smelly friends.
OR he will understand the meanig behind said shit, and corrrect his ways.
either way you win, you need to shit on his sofa

[Allure]

Simple

Get new friends

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Simple

Get new friends

Took the words out of my mouth.

I feel worse for the husband.

[convick]

move to a different hood

by hood i mean city

[KVB]

[KVB]

Distroya, you forgot to tell everyone about what she did to the dog...

[Fidel_CashFlow]

you must be hanging around some nasty mother fukkers dude

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Distroya, you forgot to tell everyone about what she did to the dog...

[ManosdePiedra]

new friends easier than tactful advice here

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

She probably needs this done... whatever the fuk this is.

[KVB]

[DiggityDaggityDo]