I actually believe the "Kool-Aid Man" theory is a more tenable one than the official story.
The criminal element in our own government probably narrowed it down to the Kool-Aid Man, and the 19 Arabs, as to which contrived pile of horseshit they'd feed the public, and in the end, decided that Kool-Aid was far too tasty, and that the Kool-Aid Man was much too affable-looking to sell as the prime offender... so they settled on a bunch of towelheads with sharp objects.
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khicks26
SBR Aristocracy
09-16-06
45600
#878
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smokenjoke
SBR Hall of Famer
10-16-12
8285
#879
Hit me
Going, going, gone
Now I dialed 911 a long time ago
Don't you see how late they're reacting
They only come and they come when they wanna
So get the morgue truck and embalm the goner
They don't care cause they stay paid anyway
They treat you like an ace they can't be betrayed
A no-use number with no-use people
If your life is on the line then you're dead today
Latecomers with the late coming stretcher
That's a body bag in disguise y'all, I'll betcha
I call 'em body snatchers cause they come to fetch ya
With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya
They are the kings cause they swing amputation
Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation
I can prove it to you watch the rotation
It all adds up to a ****** up situation
So get up get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown
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So get up get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown
911 is a joke
911 is a joke
Everyday they don't never come correct
You can ask my man right here with the broken neck
He's a witness to the job never being done
He would've been in full effect
But late 911 was a joke cause they only joking
They the token to your life when it's croaking
They need to be in a pawn shop on a
911 is a joke we don't want 'em
I call a cab cause a cab will come quicker
The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker
Reason why I say that cause they flick you off like fleas
They be laughing at you while you're crawling on your knees
And to the strength so go the length
Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth
You better wake up and smell the real flavor
Cause 911 is a fake life saver
So get up get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown
So get up get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown
911 is a joke
911 is a joke
So get up get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown
So get up get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#880
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#881
Originally posted by KVB
most appropriate ending to a nonsense thread I can think of..... Kudos!
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#882
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Snowball
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
11-15-09
30051
#883
According to these eyewitnesses, there was no plane.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#884
i saw the second plane... with my own eyes.....
oh wait, that was an altered illusion that happened to be caught by 75 plus cameras from a variety of different angles....
ps... most of the "eyewitnesses" in the vid weren't eyewitnesses at all.... they weren't looking up and didn't see the plane hit, they were positioned such that they didn't see shit; but rather heard the explosion of the second PLANE, and then looked up......
I'm not looking at the roof of my house right now, and if some dumbass crashed a cessna into it this instant, i wouldn't see the plane.... so I guess it would HAVE to be some sort of gov't created image that now has my house ablaze
Were these people around after Pearl Harbor? Did anyone claim that was fake?
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kmdubya
SBR Sharp
06-04-11
405
#887
Originally posted by Snowball
According to these eyewitnesses, there was no plane.
How the f*$k does someone use proof that "I didn't see nuthin'" as evidence there wasn't something?
You may as well sell lion repellent rocks. I don't see no lions so they must work.
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pronk
Restricted User
11-22-08
6887
#888
Originally posted by kmdubya
How the f*$k does someone use proof that "I didn't see nuthin'" as evidence there wasn't something?
You may as well sell lion repellent rocks. I don't see no lions so they must work.
Are you retarded or something? Watch again from 14:10 mark, look closely at explosion and find a plane you moron! You don't see no lions, and you see no plane either.
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DwightShrute
SBR Aristocracy
01-17-09
103091
#889
Pronk, what about the 2 planes and the passengers. What happened to all those people if there was no plane?
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#890
Originally posted by pronk
Are you retarded or something? Watch again from 14:10 mark, look closely at explosion and find a plane you moron! You don't see no lions, and you see no plane either.
this little mutha fukka saw a plane.... but then again, his little ass had a pretty good vantage point.....
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pronk
Restricted User
11-22-08
6887
#891
Originally posted by DwightShrute
Pronk, what about the 2 planes and the passengers. What happened to all those people if there was no plane?
God willing, we will find out some day. Hopefully during Trump's presidency. Why do you think cowards and traitorous scum like glenn beck, rubios, bushes, cruzman-sachs, roves and others are shitting pants just from one thought of that happening?
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pronk
Restricted User
11-22-08
6887
#892
Originally posted by Auto Donk
this little mutha fukka saw a plane.... but then again, his little ass had a pretty good vantage point.....
Most of us living on fantasy island Donk.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#893
this has always been interesting.... a bit of amateur video, showing of all f'n things, a FUKKIN PLANE!!!!!
Donk, as colonel Potter said: HORSE HOCKEY! Even kids could photoshop or alter any image or film. That last image shot by daily news photographer makes an exclamation point: blast wave is clearly coming from inside of the building, outward from an explosive core.
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pronk
Restricted User
11-22-08
6887
#895
David Handschuh NY Daily News 9/11 image
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pronk
Restricted User
11-22-08
6887
#896
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pronk
Restricted User
11-22-08
6887
#897
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#898
Originally posted by pronk
Donk, as colonel Potter said: HORSE HOCKEY! Even kids could photoshop or alter any image or film. That last image shot by daily news photographer makes an exclamation point: blast wave is clearly coming from inside of the building, outward from an explosive core.
problem was, this guy's video wasn' t "altered".... you can watch the damn thing even today.... was shot and immediately seen; wasn't taken back to some guy's house for editing; was replayed immediately.....
even Tatoo, at only 3'5" and of limited intelligence, but infinite wisdom, could ascertain clearly IT WAS A PLANE!!!!!!!!
AFTER entering the building and exploding, 0f course fire and debris is going to exit via the entry hole -- all that energy is going to release in all directions
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pronk
Restricted User
11-22-08
6887
#899
Donk, aluminum tin can isn't damn strong enough to penetrate steel columns, it's physically impossible. Look what happened this morning to Dubai 737-800 after slamming to concrete runway in Russia. Airplane was blown to smithereens !
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#900
difference is the 911 jets didn't hit a solid steel wall, and the initial impact was with the facade, which a few feet further out than the actual steel structure components of the towers, such that the jet, travelling at near wide open speeds, carried enough force to penetrate the building. It wasn't slamming into a solid, impenetrable surface by any means.
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pronk
Restricted User
11-22-08
6887
#901
Those powerful hardened steel columns were strong enough to withstand the force of impact of Boeing 707, largest passenger airplane at that time. Have you noticed in that picture simultaneous explosion on opposite site of tower 2 about 30 floors below?
also, "those powerful steel columns" varied in the towers, with the obviously more "powerful" columns and paneling being at the lower levels, and much thinner steel at the upper regions.....
the middle figure shows the much weaker dimensions of the steel beams at the upper levels, which of course is where the planes hit
blindly going along and spouting nonsense about "powerful" steel as if it was all the same in size/qualities/strength throughout the entire building is another yet another problematic fact the conspiracy theorists always overlook in the name of conspiracy....
Those powerful hardened steel columns were strong enough to withstand the force of impact of Boeing 707, largest passenger airplane at that time. Have you noticed in that picture simultaneous explosion on opposite site of tower 2 about 30 floors below?
i've seen where something blew out of the building somewhat below upon the initial impact zone, but don't think it was anywhere near 30 floors; so I haven't seen something that dramatic.... I may go pull some more footage of the PLANE hitting the tower; there's only what, about 75 or more clips of the PLANE crashing into the tower, from all f'n angles.....
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#904
well, research done..... yep.... no plane!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA
Here are 44 separate videos of the PLANE hitting the second building.... 41 show a jet!!!
of the three that don't, they were taken from the opposite side of the building where the jet would not have been visible, the other was from such a far away distance the jet cannot be seen.
the other 41, unaltered vids, show a fckin' jet.........
drop the dumbass claim there was no f'n jet......... you can argue about the origin of the jet and what not, but it was a f'n JET!!!!!!!
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#905
OKAY, class, settle down..... I know you're excited to be here on your first day of kindergarten, but let's all get in our seats....
thank you.
now class, I'm going to show you a photo, and I want you to tell me what you see in the photo...... and no, this isn't a trick question.
and no, dumbasses, this is not an altered photo in the post above. no photoshopping. no trick bullshit, no altered video. It's one of hundreds showing a f'n PLANE, that, in the frames that follow, actually HITS THE BUILDING.........
THIS WAS TAKEN from a frame of one of the 41 other videos showing a penetrating PLANE FLYING INTO THE SOUTH TOWER.....
MOST SPOKEN PHRASE by the various videographers (mostly private citizens with no Mossad or NeoCon Agenda) who handed these clips over -- unaltered I might add (or were they ALL miraculously altered the EXACT SAME WAY???) -- to news media and authorities:
"HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#907
Okay, class.... I'm glad you all made it back to start your second week of Kindergarten. Last week, I gave you a rather simple "First Day of Kindergarten Pop Quiz," asking you to identify what you saw in the photo.
I'm happy to say most of you had no problem identifying the the items: two buildings, some smoke, and one other fairly obvious thing....
but two of you students, young snowball and pronk, missed that third item, so, as you two will never get into the first grade without being able to properly answer this quiz, I'm going to let you retake it today.
okay, messrs pronk and snowball, what is the flying object in the air in this photo?:
and, messrs pronk and snowy, since I'm afraid you might still be uncertain of your answer, I've thrown in an extra credit question that will add 50 points to your test score, and if you get the first question right, I will apply the fifty points to your next quiz grade, as I can tell you two dumbasses are going to need all the help you can get if you can't see the obvious in the photos, and will probably never make it to the next grade.
so, for extra credit, tell me what the flying thing with wings (each with a JET engine attached on the underside) and a fuselage and a pointy-looking tail poking up off of the rear of it is in this photo: