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Yes, I have.
Most of them are "soft hookers", though. Their grandmas get sick all the time, and they all have roommates who are simply nuts and get into troubles and car accidents all the time and they need money to bail them out. Their landlords are just plain assholes as well - sometimes they ask for rent before payment is due!Comment -
I don't know if soft hookers count
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When will SBR book hang o/u on number of women Booya sleeps with in week?Comment -
+550 if a SBR poster everyone combined gets laid once per week
It is the hardest thing in the world
easier to hit a 7 team parlayComment -
Antibetter won this threadComment -
What is a mans dream??
To get laid for free
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What percentage of posters have never paid for sex?
5%?
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at a bar?Comment -
women todat, hate men, like the 70's... all over again, they dress for each other.Comment -
theclutch7
who cares! so what does this have to do with betting sports!?
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Wilt like numbers for me.Comment -
Booya sends a lot of cash to get laidComment -
#1 Thing Guys Lie About Is Women Sex Partners
this begs the question
how many dudes Choco starfish have u tapped mr?Comment -
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Hey JJ, did this "babe" you're underneath in the photo below count as two chicks in your ledger????
actually, I'd be ok with you counting her as 3, maybe even 3 1/2.....
at least her feet look small and sexy!!!
well, except for the filth on the bottom of them...........Attached FilesLast edited by Auto Donk; 03-03-15, 04:56 AM.Comment -
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All of the females I bang have told me that I am the best they ever had.....who else can claim that?Comment -
only 326 of my 329 told me that......... one night the beyatch had "robin box"..... ie, her wah-jheeen smelled like a three-day old dead robin; not gonna score hi marks with that one fo sho
another was just too damn big.......... online photos we're deceiving, she'd put on an extra 50-60 lbs minimum..... I tried to get started, but between the sour body cheese odor and the all-out sweat she was bustin out into, coupled with cigarette breath (profile said non-smoker), cellulite indentions that filled with sweat to form little puddled "sweat lakes" such that I thought I was in Minnesota in the "land of a thousand little sweat lakes" that came to life on that huge ass and back fat rolls, and the monotonous groans she was letting out each time I smashed that back wall behind her cervix, there simply wasn't enough viagra in the state of Texas for me to get it up for her...........
last one was just a cold fish during my law school days; she laid there without moving a bit, no emotion, must've been raped by a family member.......... funny thing is, she tried to say I knocked her up....... two problems with that assessment.... first, i used a condom (low milage on that bad boy she was so bad), and second, I never even got near the prospect of unleashing hate paste during our ordeal...... I mean, even giving her the full donk cunnilingus "usually gauranteed multi-O's" treatment, she barely made a sound and seemed very self-conscious, no matter how many bullshit compliments i paid her; no matter what technique (light pressure on the clit, medium, hard, try to suck it right off her, twirl circles around it, light tip o' the tongue tappin it, whatever, that f'n clit must have had a labotomy)....... hysterical thing is, she still wanted to go out after the whole "it's your baby" thing blew over...... never saw her againLast edited by Auto Donk; 03-03-15, 12:38 PM.Comment -
Donker, how many whales have you nailed?
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Donk, you are lucky to be alive given that flesh tsunami u survived!Comment -
when i was but a mere tyke, some how a robin -- the bird -- wound up dead in a neighbor's yard (i probably shot it with my trusty Red Ryder BB gun), and no cat ate it..... after 2-3 days, damn thing started to stink up the place.....
fast forward to 1987 or 88, I'm in law school, my cousin and I hook up with these two chicks...... actually, i know ive told this story on the board before (search robin box or robinbox), b/c her side kick was Ol' Flappin' Gash............ nevertheless, this babe Im with is hot as shit, so I can't wait to go down on her and bang the shit out of her back at their place......
well, as I peel down her panties, I get a whiff of something that takes me back to my child hood...........
u guessed it, the smell of a robin that' been dead on a neighbor's lawn for three days.........
met her again 20 yrs later on yahoo personals in houston, goofy broad finds me on the site but doesn't put it together that I'm the same guy from s. tex that banged her 20 years or so earlier....... you know me, i had to see if she still stank........ so i dove in after martini's at Zimm's in houston, and all be damn: the Curse of the Robin Box was lifted; she had no feminine hygene problem later in life...........
but the phrase "robin box" has stayed around for decades now, and generally describes any woman with a putrid smelling vag..........
in telling this story years later to my fiance (later to be first wife) and a friend of hers, the friend blurts out "I think I have robin box!!!!" I say, rather matter of factly, "trust me, if you THINK you do, you definitely do!"Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-03-15, 04:34 PM.Comment
