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lolz_69SBR Wise Guy
- 07-03-16
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#3011Comment -
brainfreezeSBR Hall of Famer
- 05-13-14
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#3013get behind me satan helper... Soul searching and learning going on in here...
. Religious people will be locked up in a mental institution soon.Last edited by brainfreeze; 09-15-16, 02:59 AM.Comment -
lolz_69SBR Wise Guy
- 07-03-16
- 664
#3015Haha I can say what I want your fagggy invisible friend won't do anything. Give me money and I'll convert and cast the devil away.Comment -
bobbywavesSBR Posting Legend
- 05-06-08
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BigDofBASBR Posting Legend
- 09-30-09
- 19313
#3020If you just read this thread and have half a brain, you can come to the conclusion God doesn't exist.
"Christians" in this thread can't even agree on the correct way to worship.
"Christians" in this thread have called other people names and made fun of people.
"Christians" in this thread have wanted to fight people.
Lol. You can't make this shit up.
Next time you guys are ill, instead of going to the doctor, stay home and pray. Let me know how that works out for you.Last edited by BigDofBA; 09-15-16, 05:36 PM.Comment -
lolz_69SBR Wise Guy
- 07-03-16
- 664
#3021If you just read this thread and have half a brain, you can come to the conclusion God doesn't exist.
"Christians" in this thread can't even agree on the correct way to worship.
"Christians" in this thread have called other people names and made fun of people.
"Christians" in this thread have wanted to fight people.
Lol. You can't make this shit up.
Next time you guys are ill, instead of going to the doctor, stay home and pray. Let me know how that works out for you.Comment -
bobbywavesSBR Posting Legend
- 05-06-08
- 13280
#3022
Per your request, I'll check back & let you know how it works out.Comment -
BigDofBASBR Posting Legend
- 09-30-09
- 19313
#3023I prayed to my dog for rain three weeks ago. It rained today. I think my dog is God.
Dog spelled backwards is God too....coincidence? I think not.
I'm going to make my own religion and add it to the more than 4000 religions that are already out there.
My dog has healing powers too. You just have to have faith. If you question my dog's greatness or doubt it, you will burn in infinite hell.
As part of my religion I will need you to do whatever is the will of my dog and worship my dog numerous times a week. An offering will also be required for my dog. Give at least 10% of your earnings to my dog and he will repay you 10 fold.
I'm about to write a book detailing my dog's word. You are required to live by the book and not question it. If you do or worship anything else you're going to hell. My dog's plan is perfect and he should be worshipped for it.Comment -
BigDofBASBR Posting Legend
- 09-30-09
- 19313
#3024Also, if you pray for something and it doesn't happen, just know it's my dog's plan. DON'T QUESTION HIM!!!! You'll goto hell. Instead praise him and remember, don't question him.
If something horrible happens to you or you get deathly ill, pray to my dog that everything gets better and understand that it's part of my dog's plan. If things work out, praise my dog. If things don't work out, still praise my dog and thank him for his wonderful plan that includes pain, suffering, torment and of course....praising him for it all.
Did I forget to to tell you to not question anything and to just blindly have faith? Remember to continually praise him and give money to his church.Comment -
BigDofBASBR Posting Legend
- 09-30-09
- 19313
#3026LOL. You're a good sport.
Anyway, all joking and bs aside, how do you religious people think people get to Heaven. You guys say we have this "soul" even though you can't see it at the doctor's office.
When you die, this soul leaves the body? Does it just float to heaven? Do you just warp to another demention? What the hell happens?
I never see souls just floating upward. Likeiwse, if they float to heaven, that's gotta be a several billion light years away. Seems like a long ass jouney.
Whenever I'm flying in a plane, I always keep a look out but never see anyone's soul on it's way to heaven. So what happens? You die...you're soul has to leave the body I'm assuming. Does it teleport?Comment -
brainfreezeSBR Hall of Famer
- 05-13-14
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#3027Comment -
BigDofBASBR Posting Legend
- 09-30-09
- 19313
#3028
If you actually stop and think about what going to a place like Heaven would entail, you would realize that it's some kind of supernatural voodoo magic. It's the type of thinking that we would put someone in a crazy home for or we would think they were on drugs.
No kidding I would believe if I saw souls floating up to Heaven. I would also believe if I witnessed someone to live to be 900, live in a whale for a week, rise from the dead, or part the Red Sea. I haven't seen any of this and neither has anyone that's alive on this planet.
Again, can any of you religious people answer the question. You die. What happens to your soul? You say it goes to Heaven but you don't explain how it gets there. Does it float to heaven? Does it warp to another time continuum? Is this another one of those things that I can't see or verify and I just have to have faith without an explanation?
Do you guys believe in ghosts too? Am I surrounded by souls right now? What about people that goto hell? How do their souls get there? Do they float through the ground? Do they ultimately float out into space under the planet while the souls that goto heaven float out of the top of the planet? See how absurd this is?
The Bible doesn't answer any of these questions. It's basically like, believe all of this shit and then when you die, boom, you'll have eternal life and everything you want. There is a reason it's vague and doesn't explain if you actually step back....Last edited by BigDofBA; 09-16-16, 12:00 AM.Comment -
bobbywavesSBR Posting Legend
- 05-06-08
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#3029This is what I mean. Going to Heaven is pretty much the entire objective of religion but no one can explain how it happens. I asked several questions and you didn't provide any answers. Saying you die and goto Heaven doesn't explain how you actually get to Heaven after you die.
We have to first understand the problem that is keeping us from Heaven. The problem is this - our sinful nature keeps us from having a relationship with God. We are sinners by nature and by choice. “For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God” (Romans 3:23). We cannot save ourselves. “For by grace are you saved, through faith, and this not of yourselves – it is the gift of God. Not by works, so that no one can boast” (Ephesians 2:8-9). We deserve death and hell. “For the wages of sin is death” (Romans 6:23).
God is holy and just and must punish sin, yet He loves us and has provided forgiveness for our sin. Jesus said: “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me” (John 14:6). Jesus died for us on the cross: “For Christ died for sins once for all, the righteous for the unrighteous to bring you to God” (1 Peter 3:18). Jesus was resurrected from the dead: “He was delivered over to death for our sins and was raised to life for our justification” (Romans 4:25).
So, back to the original question – “How can I know for sure that I will go to Heaven when I die?” The answer is this – believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved (Acts 16:31). “To all who received Him, to those who believed in His Name, He gave the right to become children of God” (John 1:12). You can receive eternal life as a FREE gift. “The gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord” (Romans 6:23). You can live a full and meaningful life right now. Jesus said: “I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full” (John 10:10). You can spend eternity with Jesus in Heaven, for He promised: “And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you may also be where I am” (John 14:3).Comment -
bobbywavesSBR Posting Legend
- 05-06-08
- 13280
#3030
I strongly suggest you invest in a spirit box, then you can ask the spirits whatever you want:
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NitrogenSBR MVP
- 08-15-16
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#3032Comment -
brainfreezeSBR Hall of Famer
- 05-13-14
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#3033
I strongly suggest you invest in a spirit box, then you can ask the spirits whatever you want:
https://www.youtube.com/results?sear...it+box+session
i strongly suggest you don't ... See bob, this just isn't biblical...Comment -
lolz_69SBR Wise Guy
- 07-03-16
- 664
#3034http://creationists.org/spirits.html
i strongly suggest you don't ... See bob, this just isn't biblical...Comment -
BigDofBASBR Posting Legend
- 09-30-09
- 19313
#3035Do you know for certain that you have eternal life and that you will go to Heaven when you die? God wants you to be sure! The Bible says: “I write these things to you who believe in the name of the Son of God so that you may know that you have eternal life” (1 John 5:13). Suppose you were standing before God right now and He asked you, “Why should I let you into Heaven?” What would you say? You may not know what to reply. What you need to know is that God loves us and has provided a way that we can know for sure where we will spend eternity. The Bible states it this way: “For God so loved the world that He gave His only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life” (John 3:16).
We have to first understand the problem that is keeping us from Heaven. The problem is this - our sinful nature keeps us from having a relationship with God. We are sinners by nature and by choice. “For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God” (Romans 3:23). We cannot save ourselves. “For by grace are you saved, through faith, and this not of yourselves – it is the gift of God. Not by works, so that no one can boast” (Ephesians 2:8-9). We deserve death and hell. “For the wages of sin is death” (Romans 6:23).
God is holy and just and must punish sin, yet He loves us and has provided forgiveness for our sin. Jesus said: “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me” (John 14:6). Jesus died for us on the cross: “For Christ died for sins once for all, the righteous for the unrighteous to bring you to God” (1 Peter 3:18). Jesus was resurrected from the dead: “He was delivered over to death for our sins and was raised to life for our justification” (Romans 4:25).
So, back to the original question – “How can I know for sure that I will go to Heaven when I die?” The answer is this – believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved (Acts 16:31). “To all who received Him, to those who believed in His Name, He gave the right to become children of God” (John 1:12). You can receive eternal life as a FREE gift. “The gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord” (Romans 6:23). You can live a full and meaningful life right now. Jesus said: “I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full” (John 10:10). You can spend eternity with Jesus in Heaven, for He promised: “And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you may also be where I am” (John 14:3).
We supposedly have a "soul" despite the fact if you goto the doctor, you won't be able to see it.
This "soul" supposedly goes to Heaven after you die.... If you follow all of the rules and praise an invisible diety of course.
How does the "soul" get to heaven?
You die. Do you teleport to heaven? Does God beam you up? Do you suddenly appear in an alternate world?
How does your soul go from your body to heaven?
You can't explain this and the bible doesn't explain this either. It's because it's some supernatural voodoo magic that you're supposed to not question and just believe.
Where is Heaven anyway? Outside of this universe? Your soul miraculously gets there somehow after you die? Lol. How to airplanes avoid all of these souls floating to heaven?
What about souls that goto hell? What route do those travel?
Are you going to explain this?Comment -
bobbywavesSBR Posting Legend
- 05-06-08
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#3036http://creationists.org/spirits.html
i strongly suggest you don't ... See bob, this just isn't biblical...Last edited by bobbywaves; 09-16-16, 06:01 PM.Comment -
BigDofBASBR Posting Legend
- 09-30-09
- 19313
#3038
How do you think your soul gets to heaven? I'm still waiting on a response on that one.
Is God like Captain Kirk? Does he beam people up out of this universe and into heaven?
Does Satan beam people down?
Does it happen instantly or is there this period where you're soul is chilling outside your dead body waiting in line?
Is Heaven above the universe? Where exactly is it?
When uneducated people wrote he Bible, it's almost like they thought the sky was heaven. Now we now outside of the sky and planet is space. Likewise, we know below the ground and outside of our planet is also space. Science is cool. You should study it.Comment -
bobbywavesSBR Posting Legend
- 05-06-08
- 13280
#3039You copy and pasted a bunch of scripture and still didn't answer my question
We supposedly have a "soul" despite the fact if you goto the doctor, you won't be able to see it.
This "soul" supposedly goes to Heaven after you die.... If you follow all of the rules and praise an invisible diety of course.
How does the "soul" get to heaven?
You die. Do you teleport to heaven? Does God beam you up? Do you suddenly appear in an alternate world?
How does your soul go from your body to heaven?
You can't explain this and the bible doesn't explain this either. It's because it's some supernatural voodoo magic that you're supposed to not question and just believe.
Where is Heaven anyway? Outside of this universe? Your soul miraculously gets there somehow after you die? Lol. How to airplanes avoid all of these souls floating to heaven?
What about souls that goto hell? What route do those travel?
Are you going to explain this?
I previously suggested you get a spirit box & ask the spirits whatever you like. But apparently you're either scared or not serious in getting your questions answered.Comment -
xdodger19SBR Posting Legend
- 11-20-12
- 18012
#3041Atheists are liars and going to hell
these people think animals turn into people
just stupid, you can't trust an atheist because they lie all the time
And they use nonsense reasoning and try to pass it off as valid
An atheist thinks his/her assertions are just true because they asserted it
They pretend to love reason yet when you talk to them they make logical jumps, fallacies,
nonsense, and pretend it didn't happen.
They have no evidence for their evolution claims, they merely assert it over and over
Atheists have simplistic thought patterns, such as they dont like religion therefore mud comes to life on its own
The atheist starts off with their nonsense opinion, then make's up facts to fit their opinion
This post will be wasted on atheist because no matter what you say, they will pretend
as if they are correct something you said, such as this word doesn't mean what it means, you misrepresented
You didn't understand something. You can actually never make any points to an atheist because they don't actually understand the concept being discussed. This is where there intellectual dishonesty comes in. They pretend to be stupid, or are stupid, so whatever concept you are talking about, the atheist receives something different.
For instance the Bible says life reproduces after its own kind
Atheist will say what does kind mean
So here the atheist is incapable of understanding the concept behind a word, this way they dont have to deal with the argment
then they start over lying and call you a name
Atheists are very simplistic first they lie, if you don't believe their lies, they insult your intelligence
The only argument an atheist understands is to insult their intelligence
Its not like the atheist will actually spend the mental energy to understand anyone's arguments anyways,
They are just saying You are stupid which takes like 5 seconds of mental energy
These atheists don't care if they go to hell or if you go with them, they think life is a joke
Liberals/atheists live off narratives, not reasoning
The liberal/atheist narrative is that they are progressive intellectuals breaking free from the shackles of oppressive religious people
The atheist will ignore any data that does not conform to their narrative,
These are just people who hate God but they masquerade it as lovers of reason, yet they don't use reason
Pretty much the atheist argument when you boil it down is
I use reason, you are stupidComment -
BigDofBASBR Posting Legend
- 09-30-09
- 19313
#3042Anyone else find it funny that the religious people are doing all of the name calling in this thread?
The dude above me is saying atheists make assumptions then he goes on to make assumptions about atheists. Lol
Atheists need proof. Religious people make assumptions. My evidence is the over 4000 religions that all worship differently based on how they interpret things. Hell, even within Christianity people can't agree. That's why there are different sects within the same religions. I guess "at least" 99% of the people that are religious are still going to hell because they are worshipping the wrong way. Obviously they can't all be right.
You believe in an invisible man in the sky that can do magic and you think I'm stupid? No wonder humanity is so screwed up.
When you tell me God can part oceans, make people live to be over 900, allow people to walk on water, etc., I just want to see proof. If you can prove it, I'll believe. There is no proof though. An ancient prehistoric text that's been revised thousands of times and was written by man is not proof. It's a fictional account of the world before people knew how the world worked. We're still not totally there, but we've made progress.
Again, you believe in a book that was written by people that probably thought the world was flat and you're calling me stupid?
Practice what you preach bud. Quit being afraid that you're going to burn an in infinite hell if you step back and use your brain to think about all the problems with religion, all of the contradictions, all of the supernatural magic, all of the crap. Just think about it.
Yeah, it would be cool to have eternal life and live in heaven in a golden castle with 72 virgins and everything you ever wanted but does that sound like reality or fantasy land?Last edited by BigDofBA; 09-17-16, 09:30 AM.Comment -
maggiethebestdogSBR Hall of Famer
- 12-21-13
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#3043Atheists are liars and going to hell
these people think animals turn into people
just stupid, you can't trust an atheist because they lie all the time
And they use nonsense reasoning and try to pass it off as valid
An atheist thinks his/her assertions are just true because they asserted it
They pretend to love reason yet when you talk to them they make logical jumps, fallacies,
nonsense, and pretend it didn't happen.
They have no evidence for their evolution claims, they merely assert it over and over
Atheists have simplistic thought patterns, such as they dont like religion therefore mud comes to life on its own
The atheist starts off with their nonsense opinion, then make's up facts to fit their opinion
This post will be wasted on atheist because no matter what you say, they will pretend
as if they are correct something you said, such as this word doesn't mean what it means, you misrepresented
You didn't understand something. You can actually never make any points to an atheist because they don't actually understand the concept being discussed. This is where there intellectual dishonesty comes in. They pretend to be stupid, or are stupid, so whatever concept you are talking about, the atheist receives something different.
For instance the Bible says life reproduces after its own kind
Atheist will say what does kind mean
So here the atheist is incapable of understanding the concept behind a word, this way they dont have to deal with the argment
then they start over lying and call you a name
Atheists are very simplistic first they lie, if you don't believe their lies, they insult your intelligence
The only argument an atheist understands is to insult their intelligence
Its not like the atheist will actually spend the mental energy to understand anyone's arguments anyways,
They are just saying You are stupid which takes like 5 seconds of mental energy
These atheists don't care if they go to hell or if you go with them, they think life is a joke
Liberals/atheists live off narratives, not reasoning
The liberal/atheist narrative is that they are progressive intellectuals breaking free from the shackles of oppressive religious people
The atheist will ignore any data that does not conform to their narrative,
These are just people who hate God but they masquerade it as lovers of reason, yet they don't use reason
Pretty much the atheist argument when you boil it down is
I use reason, you are stupidComment -
The KrakenBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-25-11
- 28918
#3045Evolution isn't believing that animals morphed int..... Nevermind, we've already covered what "sharing an common ancestor" means
evolution is driven by genetic mutations that over time either favor a particular environment and are passed on at a higher rate, or they don't favor an environment and become extinct
Thats all evolution is, genetic mutations at workComment
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