Who Am I Really? The Time Has Finally Come to End The Show and Come Clean

[Seaweed]

Hey guys, it's been a hell of a run laughing behind my mac computer screen for 6 years here but every show has to know when to hang it up. Recently, I have been pressured to come clean before I become "outted". So I thought I might as well make the thread since the information was going to get out here eventually.

As you're reading this right now, you probably believe there is an actual "Seaweed" character in real life as portrayed here at SBR. There have been only a few who have caught on throughout the years and enjoyed the entertainment at the expense of those who were gullible and got riled up (i.e Russian Rocket, Vegas39, Booya etc.)

Everything has been preformed for the purpose of entertainment. I created the Seaweed character back in 2008, just as any producer would create a character for their sitcom. This meant I would have to stay in character no matter the circumstances, and would have to put myself out there to entertain others.

All the threads, questions, posts have been from the perspective of "Seaweed" the SBR fictional character. Even at the SBR Poker tables, it was all an act. Many might not believe this, but that will only serve as a compliment for great acting. It's not easy to stay in character throughout all these years, but those who know the person behind the Seaweed character off the forum know the truth.

This is who Seaweed is and who he is not:

1. I do not live at home with my grandma.
2. I have never been in debt
3. I am not overweight, I am tall, fit, and hit the gym regularly. (5 times a week)

1. I am from and live in Toronto.
2. I make over 100,000k a year.
3. I have a high level of completed education.
4. I have no wife or kids
5. I am handsome.
6. I Vacation regularly.
7. I have had a lot of free time.

It has been fun reverse-trolling, but I do not get the same kick from it as I once used to.

Thank you for the laughs.


See you around

[sourtwist]

I can't wait to see how this thread plays out

[bruins35]

rofl bs

[sourtwist]

So, what made you decide to come out of the closet?

[Russian Rocket]

wait so he tells us that he wasted years and years of his life pretending that he's a mentally handicapped kid in an online gambling forum and the joke is on us?

SeaFag thanks for the laugh....go see a shrink and tell him that you're someone else

[bruins35]

wait so he tells us that he wasted years and years of his life pretending that he's a mentally handicapped kid in an online gambling forum and the joke is on us?

SeaFag thanks for the laugh....go see a shrink

aahahahahyhaahaaqhyahgahah

[OMGChoGath]

[William Walters]

10K+ posts of attention whoring bullshit. Nice work Ace.

[TheMoneyShot]

6 Years? What was your other handle here?

[You mad bro]

6 Years? What was your other handle here?

grandma's little sex slave

[You mad bro]

seaweed will still:

1. check in SBR everyday for 12 points
2. wake up to breakfast that his gma makes him every morning
3. half a 12:30 PM condom experience training with his grandmaa
4. eat dinner every night that his gma cooks
5. steal 20 bucks from his grandmother at 5:00 PM so he can go to a late night BINGO session at 8:00 PM

[Russian Rocket]

an idiot is trying to change our perspective on who he really is

you can be a president of a fukking Mars for all we know, one thing will always remain the same though - you can't gamble, you can't fake the fact that you sukk some serious ass when it comes to managing your BR and picking winners

you make 100K a year, ahh? tell me what you do? I bet you would choke on the 1st question about any job out there, because you haven't worked a single day in your life.

you post from Mac for 6 years? I'm pretty sure you don't even know how to turn that computer on.


so what now you have no money left to gamble and you got bored sitting at home tonight, listening to Giant telling you how good you're? so you decided to do a quick writeup about a dream life that you'd never have?

nice try

[manny24]

still doesn't make sense

why would anyone put themselves through living in Toronto just to develop a fictional online persona?

[Seto]

What I take from this thread is the "See you around". If he can actually stay true to that it would be nice.

[Russian Rocket]

It has been fun reverse-trolling, but I do not get the same kick from it as I once used to.

what I take from this thread is he's exhausted from being trolled here daily/hourly and wants an easy way out
....but it ain't gonna happen

[You mad bro]

LMAO grandma is taking his computer away so she can play rummy online

[GiveMeaBJ]

Is it weird that I actually believe him? In my little time of reading Seaweed material...a week or two? I came to the conclusion no one in real life can be as Seaweed attempts to be. I don't know or really care.

Still will not change the way I treat him, which is like he doesn't exist. I have never interacted with him or felt compelled to which means if you are playing a character I either caught you when you were running out of material or you just suck.

Best of luck pal.

[Russian Rocket]

LMAO grandma is taking his computer away so she can play rummy online

the fukking guy got cornered tonight....begging Shari to Saloon his BottomDad thread in Players Talk, while Smoke is bumping 10 more threads, that he created, where he begs Giant for 60 bucks and talks about how great it is to shower his face with his own urine....

It's hard to keep up with all this shit - the guy got overwhelmed

can't really blame him

[Russian Rocket]

1. I do not live at home with my grandma.
2. I have never been in debt
3. I am not overweight, I am tall, fit, and hit the gym regularly. (5 times a week)

1. I am from and live in Toronto.
2. I make over 100,000k a year.
3. I have a high level of completed education.
4. I have no wife or kids
5. I am handsome.
6. I Vacation regularly.
7. I have had a lot of free time.

nice numbering btw, dumbass

[You mad bro]

the fukking guy got cornered tonight....begging Shari to Saloon his BottomDad thread in Players Talk, while Smoke is bumping 10 more threads, that he created, where he begs Giant for 60 bucks and talks about how great it is to shower his face with his own urine....

It's hard to keep up with all this shit - the guy got overwhelmed

can't really blame him

usually im the one burying the fukks here

i didnt even need to do anything

waking up in his grandmothers basement must be bad enough

[LordCC]

I am from Toronto too, but trust me when I say this, we are all not like this individual....not even close!

[jbart28]

Where in Toronto do you live? I'm in Mississauga now you need to meet up so I can verify your story pal. Meet me at TIm Hortons on City Centre Drive at 6 am you muppet. Bring a few toonie's you fuk cause your paying pal.

[Cuse0323]

Is it weird that I actually believe him? In my little time of reading Seaweed material...a week or two? I came to the conclusion no one in real life can be as Seaweed attempts to be. I don't know or really care.

Still will not change the way I treat him, which is like he doesn't exist. I have never interacted with him or felt compelled to which means if you are playing a character I either caught you when you were running out of material or you just suck.

Best of luck pal.

He's been a character since day one, easy to see. Same shit here, but we keep feeding the weeds.

[Russian Rocket]

I make over 100,000k a year.

you should've a least asked Giant to go through this nonsense before posting it on the board

it's 100K...not 100,000K

you wanna sound cool and smart, but little shit like this is giving away your intellectual disability

you're an easy read Seaweed

[Winner_13]

whats your job?

[The Giant]

It must feel great to finally come clean, Seaweed.

Hopefully someday Russian Rocket can do the same. Many people have realized he's not what he claims, maybe this will give him the encouragement to cut the charade.

[BennyBigNuts]

Wouldn't be surprised if Seaweed was The Giant, but not likely.

Both worthless posters anyways.

Neither talk much about sports, and both focus on the homo shit posted on here mostly.

Seaweed's account needs to be banned anyways, or just restricted for the Saloon.

99% of the threads he makes are pathetic.
I always ask myself if I ran this forum what would I change, and he would be the first to go.
No one wants to see the shit he posts when you are trying to get a random browser on here to join a site.
I did see him try and make a gambling thread recently, don't know how it fared because I didn't actually click on it because I know he isn't betting cash anyways, but other than that he's just an attention whore who in all likelihood does not bet sports, is a virgin, and is mentally challenged.


SBR just got a shit-ton better to look at if he really leaves, but he won't.

[Swinging Johnson]

It's still real to me dammit!

[Big Bear]

seaweed i'm not sure this thread was necessary.

however it will be refreshing to see you discussing sports

[zizoudane10]

you should've a least asked Giant to go through this nonsense before posting it on the board

it's 100K...not 100,000K

you wanna sound cool and smart, but little shit like this is giving away your intellectual disability

you're an easy read Seaweed

But Seaweed makes 100,000k

[SamDiamond]

Ummm, "Seaweed" joined in 2012.

And yet you created the persona 6 years ago?

[The Giant]

Ummm, "Seaweed" joined in 2012.

And yet you created the persona 6 years ago?

2008 Seaweed started at Covers, Sam.

It wasn't until 2012 when Seaweed joined the bright lights of SBR.

[Fa11en]

Guy sounds like a lying sociopath

[SamDiamond]

2008 Seaweed started at Covers, Sam.

It wasn't until 2012 when Seaweed joined the bright lights of SBR.

Are you sure he knows that Giant?

Hey guys, it's been a hell of a run laughing behind my mac computer screen for 6 years here

[The Giant]

Are you sure he knows that Giant?

He could still be in character, acting dumb. Some have called him the Daniel Day-Lewis of playing dumb.

"Here" could mean Toronto, too.