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  • no1here
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-09
    • 5914

    #1
    you can't touch this
    it's my birthday today so I have the right to speak this out

    Proud of my life which extends from what does my kids and grandkids have. Can you match this?

    Both kids received brand new cars for their 16 birthday
    both kids received month long trip to Europe for their 18th birthday
    Son had house at 18 which is now my cottage. He now has 11 acres with lake living in huge house never married
    both kids had only the best clothes thru school besides now.
    Son purchase 45K hemi challenger that has never seen rain or snow. Car has been promised to grandkid his nephew. Also 1970 cherry challenger in garage plus hemi dodge truck in drive.
    I bought daughter house two years ago paying cash.
    Son has 4 season tickets to both lions and pistons. Went to game in cleveland and chicago paying $440 each for seats taking his nephew couple weeks ago.
    I retired in 1993 at age 42
    I own 3 horses going on 18 years, once own 28 stable 42 acre horse farm now down to 5 acres with deer feeding daily with the horses morning and night
    Been judge at high times cannibis cup 4 times in amsterdam.
    Won 10 day trip to south africa in poker freeroll playing in 3 live tourneys there finishing 34th in main event existing from TV table with my q-10 losing to q-9. Room was $500 per night and food allowance was endless.
    Deep into the spiritual world with library better the 3K books.
    I have a sage living in Sedona that has taught me alot. I have never seen his eyes since they are rolled up into his head.
    I think from the heart and not the brain.
    I am an expert at whatever I do with unlimited potential!
    In the near future is world's largest ebay dropoff center and 25 member gambling club with goal of 1 mill each yearly. No costs involved!!! I have never deposit and never will but taken out plenty.
    Last edited by no1here; 12-01-13, 10:17 AM.
  • TheRifleman
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-30-12
    • 7284

    #2
    I think I saw you living under the MacArthur bridge in Detroit last week, loser.

    Did you enjoy your comped VA Thanksgiving Dinner for the homeless?


    I was one of the servers there.
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    • thunderous
      SBR MVP
      • 06-05-12
      • 1870

      #3
      Wow...really? Even I can type much more on a anonymous gambling board but I have no need to impress strangers with how blessed my life is. And not every one measures success the same way.


      Oh and btw I just bought a yacht which costs so much that even if you sold everything you listed you will come a few hundred million dollars short....
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      • Jimmy Proffett
        SBR MVP
        • 10-20-09
        • 2729

        #4
        I own a watch jammed with so many jewels, the hands can't move. What kind of watch do you own?
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        • Russian Rocket
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-02-12
          • 43910

          #5
          Happy Birthday!
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          • rkelly110
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 10-05-09
            • 39691

            #6
            Mopar!!!

            Good for you in your success. I'm glad you're spreading the wealth among your children. Happy birthday.
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            • The Kraken
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-25-11
              • 28918

              #7
              Well done, no1. You caught the unicorn.
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              • downsouth
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-13-11
                • 11580

                #8
                I fully expected to open this thread and find ** hammer stories or videos.

                Now I'm dissapointed
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                • daneblazer
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 09-14-08
                  • 27861

                  #9
                  *** rely on betpoints for Christmas presents
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                  • downsouth
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-13-11
                    • 11580

                    #10
                    Originally posted by downsouth
                    I fully expected to open this thread and find ** hammer stories or videos.

                    Now I'm dissapointed
                    Damnit. I opened this again not remembering last year hoping to find Mchammer stories or videos.
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                    • SEAHAWKHARRY
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 11-29-07
                      • 26068

                      #11
                      Can't touch my two points u fukkin loser
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                      • Footballtime
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-20-10
                        • 3229

                        #12
                        Senile bastard is all you are.........You old penetrate, how is your knuckle game? you got all that shit and cant fight i lick!
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                        • Ghenghis Kahn
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-02-12
                          • 19734

                          #13
                          Originally posted by daneblazer
                          *** rely on betpoints for Christmas presents
                          lol what? so his wife was gonna get pizza for christmas?

                          when losers brag and make up stories, truth always comes out.
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                          • pimike
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 03-23-08
                            • 37139

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                            lol what? so his wife was gonna get pizza for christmas?

                            when losers brag and make up stories, truth always comes out.
                            Yep
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                            • The Kraken
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 12-25-11
                              • 28918

                              #15
                              Originally posted by downsouth
                              Damnit. I opened this again not remembering last year hoping to find Mchammer stories or videos.

                              Thought the same thing
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                              • TiredPro
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 01-17-12
                                • 672

                                #16
                                Who gives a shit..............
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                                • Big Bear
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 11-01-11
                                  • 43253

                                  #17
                                  i opened this thread expecting to see a picture of your girlfriend /wife with a thong on bent over the bed like our boy Rod did awhile back saying he is big time .



                                  It is better to give than receive. # real talk
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                                  • GUMMO77
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-23-10
                                    • 9294

                                    #18
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                                    • frankzig
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 10-26-09
                                      • 2268

                                      #19
                                      When will Cannabis Cup judge’s passes go on sale?
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                                      • frankzig
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 10-26-09
                                        • 2268

                                        #20
                                        I can’t afford the pass. Can I still attend the event?
                                        Yes. You can buy single ticket admission to the expo only for 50 euro(No SBR Point exchange) — these day passes are not available in advance.
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                                        • edawg
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 07-09-11
                                          • 2820

                                          #21
                                          Never fukkin heard of you pal
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                                          • cecil127
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 11-19-09
                                            • 7310

                                            #22
                                            Been judge at high times cannibis cup 4 times in amsterdam
                                            yet still afraid of oil/concentrates.....lol
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                                            • GUMMO77
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-23-10
                                              • 9294

                                              #23
                                              This thread should just be a collection of Hammer gifs.
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                                              • kmarinouofm
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 01-26-09
                                                • 8437

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by cecil127
                                                yet still afraid of oil/concentrates.....lol
                                                i barely even smoke buds/flowers anymore. In love with Oil. I smoke less which overall is also good
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                                                • downsouth
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 01-13-11
                                                  • 11580

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by GUMMO77
                                                  This thread should just be a collection of Hammer gifs.
                                                  This is what I expected both years when opening it.
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                                                  • Boner_18
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-24-08
                                                    • 8301

                                                    #26
                                                    Im so rich that i can buy a little humilty and class. Maybe someday youll make it.
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                                                    • grease lightnin
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 10-01-12
                                                      • 16015

                                                      #27
                                                      A materialistic spiritualist?
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                                                      • daneblazer
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 09-14-08
                                                        • 27861

                                                        #28
                                                        This is probably more how life is like

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                                                        • GUMMO77
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 08-23-10
                                                          • 9294

                                                          #29
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                                                          • mikejamm
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 08-24-09
                                                            • 11045

                                                            #30
                                                            Congrats on all your success and happy B-day bro! Way to share the wealth too! What good is it if you don't give something back, which you have done many times. I'm head'in up your way one day to get in on your gambling and cannabis clubs. Good luck in the new year K dude!
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                                                            • drfunkmaster
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-29-08
                                                              • 11162

                                                              #31
                                                              One thing is for sure. All those material things can't save u at the time of death. And you can't take it with you. All those spiritual books you have are not doing you any good, you should read them.
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                                                              • gauchojake
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 09-17-10
                                                                • 34109

                                                                #32
                                                                Now I have ** hammer stuck in my head
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                                                                • downsouth
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 01-13-11
                                                                  • 11580

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by gauchojake
                                                                  Now I have ** hammer stuck in my head
                                                                  Here is some more hammer to be stuck in your head. Wonder who told him the zebra speedo was a good idea.

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                                                                  • Optional
                                                                    Administrator
                                                                    • 06-10-10
                                                                    • 61394

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Hammered
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