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  • KVB
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 05-29-14
    • 74817

    #67726
    I didn't, but it's like I grew up in the Casino.

    Went to Tahoe all the time as a kid, my Dad was always maintaining his player’s club membership.

    Back then, you wore a little pin on your shirt and that’s how the pit boss tracked playing time and bets. He walked around looking for the pin. There were no cards, except to open certain doors (like the pool) and no computers. This isn’t that long ago, I turned 43 this year.

    The pins changed all the time and I had so many tie clips from them. My favorite was the white $100 chip, it has about ¾ of an inch wide. I loved it. I wore it on ties to school functions.

    He was a blackjack player and card counter at the time, now he concentrates and gets tracked on almost exclusively video poker, with some specific slots thrown in: he’s a seasoned veteran at this point.

    He went to Vegas then Laughlin all this past month and we are heading to Tahoe the first week of May. In fact, my Dad just went up the hill to an Indian Casino; neither of us have done that in like 4 years. I couldn’t go, had something with the kids but I ‘m not really a gambler like that, I don’t do all those slots…anymore.

    Anyway, back to the story, bio, or whatever. Then my dad bought a slot machine. It wasn’t like the machines you see today. This thing is a mechanical nightmare. It’s a nickel machine that takes the coins. One at a time they drop into the machine and you have to pull the lever. He signed papers when he brought it into California that he wouldn’t use it for gambling.

    So the machine was set up in the party bar room, on a locked glass case, where the extra nickels could fall below into a bowl that everyone could see. If anyone, while risking their own nickel, hit one of the three jackpots that had to be hand paid and wouldn’t drop nickels to pay, then it would be honored. Sometimes it would jam. I can only imagine a typical night on a casino floor with hundreds of these going…a maintenance nightmare. Now it’s all computers with no coins at all. They just pull out the little boxed money and voucher reader and replace it if there’s a jam or problem.

    I’ve seen so many changes on the casino floor, that’s just one.

    Fast forward a few years and my best friend and I were having “Casino Night” at my house. We had it all. A real slot machine, a real nice poker table with vinyl (the cards just slid across to the player, it was fun to deal), a blackjack felt; we even had a real homemade craps table, complete with felt and diamond bumper wall.

    They were regular parties (even more regular if the parents left town, especially with drinking) but it was Casino Night.

    Some nights we took hits.

    I remember a fine Swedish exchange student. I think she had a thing for me. She was so fun and everyone loved her. The damn bitch hit the three Genies for $50, the $15.00 jackpot twice and the $7.50 jackpot a couple more times…all in one fukking night risking 1 nickel a play. She about broke us that night. We even considered a rake at the poker table to offset the losses, but we never did dip into their pot; it just didn’t seem right.

    Then one night we were clowning a friend of ours because he was literally playing the opposite of any basic blackjack strategy. Remember, by this point I knew 3 different ways to count cards at a blackjack table, I was immersed. He was doing all the wrong things, listening to nobody and we couldn’t believe it.

    He went on a huge win streak and really exposed us.

    When I got to college I started to realize why all the seasoned pro and semi pro gamblers ended up in the race and sportsbook, with some poker, including video, on the side. It all made sense. My Dad, the card counter who now grinds the video poker, was never in the book, he always thought I was crazy because the “odds will always be against you.”

    I went the route of the book. I helped market online internet Casinos in Los Angeles before there were online internet casinos. We were some of the first and had celebrity backing immediately. There investors, things got really big. We were actually maintaining customer service for several different books we were running. The two of us were the call and chat center for a bunch of books. We would answer “sportsbook” because we had no idea which website the caller had posted up money. I had three different names to use myself so that we looked like a bigger customer service center than we actually were. This, by the way, was 24 hours, 7 days a week. It was relentless, right out of Brentwood, California.

    We were it, we were the industry. I could have moved to Antigua or Costa Rica and led huge show. We could have started a management company and handled everyone. It was in the infancy and we had it. The feds were always an issue, a real issue, and after seeing what happened a few years later with WSEX, I’m glad I didn’t commit; but that’s how close we were.

    That’s when I learned lessons about the backside of the sportsbook. That’s when I learned that there are only so many types of bettors, and they can all be profiled.

    To be able to see every pending parlay in all these books at that start of a college basketball Saturday and watch them get peeled off, one by one, until only some remain at the end of the night. To watch them play out, to see how a small risk for some groups (and only a small potential reward for the book) can turn into one late game having a huge risk or liability for the system as whole in the form of pending parlays, was eye opening to say the least.

    Oh, to watch them play out. From learning just what drives the results of games I developed concepts of pressure on teams, streak riding and streak breaking bettors, money flow and so many more. I had been on both sides of the counter and had seen things people could only imagine; and some things people can’t imagine.

    It’s not what they bring; it’s how they bring it. When you can accept what’s being brought, then you can finally appreciate how it’s being brought. The truth is the average sports fan and bettor has no clue what they are betting into, that’s why they lose.

    The next few years I grew as a bettor as well. Eventually through connections, I read some esoteric writings by some of the greatest sportsbook minds the world has ever known; form both sides of the counter. These guys did it before the age of computers, they were pioneers.

    As I was reading, I realized I wasn’t learning much. I figured all of it out, on my own, and felt like I could have written those pieces. I was reaffirming my own core knowledge. That was some time ago and I’ve been combining the different theories based on what is clearly not public knowledge, even still.

    What makes things endure is that if it were public knowledge, the public would reject it anyway. They always have.

    I’m stopping here for now, I’ve said enough truths for one day.




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    • KVB
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 05-29-14
      • 74817

      #67727
      “I woke up a felin' mean
      Went down to play the slot machine
      The wheels turned around, and the letters read…”



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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #67728
        Originally posted by KVB
        I didn't, but it's like I grew up in the Casino.

        Went to Tahoe all the time as a kid, my Dad was always maintaining his player’s club membership.

        Back then, you wore a little pin on your shirt and that’s how the pit boss tracked playing time and bets. He walked around looking for the pin. There were no cards, except to open certain doors (like the pool) and no computers. This isn’t that long ago, I turned 43 this year.

        The pins changed all the time and I had so many tie clips from them. My favorite was the white $100 chip, it has about ¾ of an inch wide. I loved it. I wore it on ties to school functions.

        He was a blackjack player and card counter at the time, now he concentrates and gets tracked on almost exclusively video poker, with some specific slots thrown in: he’s a seasoned veteran at this point.

        He went to Vegas then Laughlin all this past month and we are heading to Tahoe the first week of May. In fact, my Dad just went up the hill to an Indian Casino; neither of us have done that in like 4 years. I couldn’t go, had something with the kids but I ‘m not really a gambler like that, I don’t do all those slots…anymore.

        Anyway, back to the story, bio, or whatever. Then my dad bought a slot machine. It wasn’t like the machines you see today. This thing is a mechanical nightmare. It’s a nickel machine that takes the coins. One at a time they drop into the machine and you have to pull the lever. He signed papers when he brought it into California that he wouldn’t use it for gambling.

        So the machine was set up in the party bar room, on a locked glass case, where the extra nickels could fall below into a bowl that everyone could see. If anyone, while risking their own nickel, hit one of the three jackpots that had to be hand paid and wouldn’t drop nickels to pay, then it would be honored. Sometimes it would jam. I can only imagine a typical night on a casino floor with hundreds of these going…a maintenance nightmare. Now it’s all computers with no coins at all. They just pull out the little boxed money and voucher reader and replace it if there’s a jam or problem.

        I’ve seen so many changes on the casino floor, that’s just one.

        Fast forward a few years and my best friend and I were having “Casino Night” at my house. We had it all. A real slot machine, a real nice poker table with vinyl (the cards just slid across to the player, it was fun to deal), a blackjack felt; we even had a real homemade craps table, complete with felt and diamond bumper wall.

        They were regular parties (even more regular if the parents left town, especially with drinking) but it was Casino Night.

        Some nights we took hits.

        I remember a fine Swedish exchange student. I think she had a thing for me. She was so fun and everyone loved her. The damn bitch hit the three Genies for $50, the $15.00 jackpot twice and the $7.50 jackpot a couple more times…all in one fukking night risking 1 nickel a play. She about broke us that night. We even considered a rake at the poker table to offset the losses, but we never did dip into their pot; it just didn’t seem right.

        Then one night we were clowning a friend of ours because he was literally playing the opposite of any basic blackjack strategy. Remember, by this point I knew 3 different ways to count cards at a blackjack table, I was immersed. He was doing all the wrong things, listening to nobody and we couldn’t believe it.

        He went on a huge win streak and really exposed us.

        When I got to college I started to realize why all the seasoned pro and semi pro gamblers ended up in the race and sportsbook, with some poker, including video, on the side. It all made sense. My Dad, the card counter who now grinds the video poker, was never in the book, he always thought I was crazy because the “odds will always be against you.”

        I went the route of the book. I helped market online internet Casinos in Los Angeles before there were online internet casinos. We were some of the first and had celebrity backing immediately. There investors, things got really big. We were actually maintaining customer service for several different books we were running. The two of us were the call and chat center for a bunch of books. We would answer “sportsbook” because we had no idea which website the caller had posted up money. I had three different names to use myself so that we looked like a bigger customer service center than we actually were. This, by the way, was 24 hours, 7 days a week. It was relentless, right out of Brentwood, California.

        We were it, we were the industry. I could have moved to Antigua or Costa Rica and led huge show. We could have started a management company and handled everyone. It was in the infancy and we had it. The feds were always an issue, a real issue, and after seeing what happened a few years later with WSEX, I’m glad I didn’t commit; but that’s how close we were.

        That’s when I learned lessons about the backside of the sportsbook. That’s when I learned that there are only so many types of bettors, and they can all be profiled.

        To be able to see every pending parlay in all these books at that start of a college basketball Saturday and watch them get peeled off, one by one, until only some remain at the end of the night. To watch them play out, to see how a small risk for some groups (and only a small potential reward for the book) can turn into one late game having a huge risk or liability for the system as whole in the form of pending parlays, was eye opening to say the least.

        Oh, to watch them play out. From learning just what drives the results of games I developed concepts of pressure on teams, streak riding and streak breaking bettors, money flow and so many more. I had been on both sides of the counter and had seen things people could only imagine; and some things people can’t imagine.

        It’s not what they bring; it’s how they bring it. When you can accept what’s being brought, then you can finally appreciate how it’s being brought. The truth is the average sports fan and bettor has no clue what they are betting into, that’s why they lose.

        The next few years I grew as a bettor as well. Eventually through connections, I read some esoteric writings by some of the greatest sportsbook minds the world has ever known; form both sides of the counter. These guys did it before the age of computers, they were pioneers.

        As I was reading, I realized I wasn’t learning much. I figured all of it out, on my own, and felt like I could have written those pieces. I was reaffirming my own core knowledge. That was some time ago and I’ve been combining the different theories based on what is clearly not public knowledge, even still.

        What makes things endure is that if it were public knowledge, the public would reject it anyway. They always have.

        I’m stopping here for now, I’ve said enough truths for one day.




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        • KVB
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 05-29-14
          • 74817

          #67729
          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
          It's a gripping story, I'd hate to leave out any details.

          I'm not sure what she'd eating above, but when she's done I'd like to smell the stool.

          Not to be confused with smelling her stool...after pulllng out...nomsayin'?

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          • DiggityDaggityDo
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-30-08
            • 81450

            #67730
            Originally posted by KVB
            It's a gripping story, I'd hate to leave out any details.

            I'm not sure what she'd eating above, but when she's done I'd like to smell the stool.

            Not to be confused with smelling her stool...after pulllng out...nomsayin'?

            KVB, how about a tall glass of cold milk to go with that fresh stool?


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            • KVB
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 05-29-14
              • 74817

              #67731
              Originally posted by turtledoves
              KVB been doing this for over 25 years
              I was getting booted from Casino floors at a young age. I've always looked young, still do. When I turned 18, at college, I got a pair of wire frame glasses and looked older wearing them. I lasted longer with those on for sure.

              I'll say this, there are some things I post on SBR about sports betting that I wish someone had told me about 25 years ago.
              Comment
              • KVB
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 05-29-14
                • 74817

                #67732
                Yes DDD, milk is good. I'll hold out a glass, maybe she'll pour...

                Comment
                • KVB
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 05-29-14
                  • 74817

                  #67733
                  On second thought, no glass needed...

                  Comment
                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81450

                    #67734
                    Originally posted by KVB
                    I didn't, but it's like I grew up in the Casino.

                    Went to Tahoe all the time as a kid, my Dad was always maintaining his player’s club membership.

                    Back then, you wore a little pin on your shirt and that’s how the pit boss tracked playing time and bets. He walked around looking for the pin. There were no cards, except to open certain doors (like the pool) and no computers. This isn’t that long ago, I turned 43 this year.

                    The pins changed all the time and I had so many tie clips from them. My favorite was the white $100 chip, it has about ¾ of an inch wide. I loved it. I wore it on ties to school functions.

                    He was a blackjack player and card counter at the time, now he concentrates and gets tracked on almost exclusively video poker, with some specific slots thrown in: he’s a seasoned veteran at this point.

                    He went to Vegas then Laughlin all this past month and we are heading to Tahoe the first week of May. In fact, my Dad just went up the hill to an Indian Casino; neither of us have done that in like 4 years. I couldn’t go, had something with the kids but I ‘m not really a gambler like that, I don’t do all those slots…anymore.

                    Anyway, back to the story, bio, or whatever. Then my dad bought a slot machine. It wasn’t like the machines you see today. This thing is a mechanical nightmare. It’s a nickel machine that takes the coins. One at a time they drop into the machine and you have to pull the lever. He signed papers when he brought it into California that he wouldn’t use it for gambling.

                    So the machine was set up in the party bar room, on a locked glass case, where the extra nickels could fall below into a bowl that everyone could see. If anyone, while risking their own nickel, hit one of the three jackpots that had to be hand paid and wouldn’t drop nickels to pay, then it would be honored. Sometimes it would jam. I can only imagine a typical night on a casino floor with hundreds of these going…a maintenance nightmare. Now it’s all computers with no coins at all. They just pull out the little boxed money and voucher reader and replace it if there’s a jam or problem.

                    I’ve seen so many changes on the casino floor, that’s just one.

                    Fast forward a few years and my best friend and I were having “Casino Night” at my house. We had it all. A real slot machine, a real nice poker table with vinyl (the cards just slid across to the player, it was fun to deal), a blackjack felt; we even had a real homemade craps table, complete with felt and diamond bumper wall.

                    They were regular parties (even more regular if the parents left town, especially with drinking) but it was Casino Night.

                    Some nights we took hits.

                    I remember a fine Swedish exchange student. I think she had a thing for me. She was so fun and everyone loved her. The damn bitch hit the three Genies for $50, the $15.00 jackpot twice and the $7.50 jackpot a couple more times…all in one fukking night risking 1 nickel a play. She about broke us that night. We even considered a rake at the poker table to offset the losses, but we never did dip into their pot; it just didn’t seem right.

                    Then one night we were clowning a friend of ours because he was literally playing the opposite of any basic blackjack strategy. Remember, by this point I knew 3 different ways to count cards at a blackjack table, I was immersed. He was doing all the wrong things, listening to nobody and we couldn’t believe it.

                    He went on a huge win streak and really exposed us.

                    When I got to college I started to realize why all the seasoned pro and semi pro gamblers ended up in the race and sportsbook, with some poker, including video, on the side. It all made sense. My Dad, the card counter who now grinds the video poker, was never in the book, he always thought I was crazy because the “odds will always be against you.”

                    I went the route of the book. I helped market online internet Casinos in Los Angeles before there were online internet casinos. We were some of the first and had celebrity backing immediately. There investors, things got really big. We were actually maintaining customer service for several different books we were running. The two of us were the call and chat center for a bunch of books. We would answer “sportsbook” because we had no idea which website the caller had posted up money. I had three different names to use myself so that we looked like a bigger customer service center than we actually were. This, by the way, was 24 hours, 7 days a week. It was relentless, right out of Brentwood, California.

                    We were it, we were the industry. I could have moved to Antigua or Costa Rica and led huge show. We could have started a management company and handled everyone. It was in the infancy and we had it. The feds were always an issue, a real issue, and after seeing what happened a few years later with WSEX, I’m glad I didn’t commit; but that’s how close we were.

                    That’s when I learned lessons about the backside of the sportsbook. That’s when I learned that there are only so many types of bettors, and they can all be profiled.

                    To be able to see every pending parlay in all these books at that start of a college basketball Saturday and watch them get peeled off, one by one, until only some remain at the end of the night. To watch them play out, to see how a small risk for some groups (and only a small potential reward for the book) can turn into one late game having a huge risk or liability for the system as whole in the form of pending parlays, was eye opening to say the least.

                    Oh, to watch them play out. From learning just what drives the results of games I developed concepts of pressure on teams, streak riding and streak breaking bettors, money flow and so many more. I had been on both sides of the counter and had seen things people could only imagine; and some things people can’t imagine.

                    It’s not what they bring; it’s how they bring it. When you can accept what’s being brought, then you can finally appreciate how it’s being brought. The truth is the average sports fan and bettor has no clue what they are betting into, that’s why they lose.

                    The next few years I grew as a bettor as well. Eventually through connections, I read some esoteric writings by some of the greatest sportsbook minds the world has ever known; form both sides of the counter. These guys did it before the age of computers, they were pioneers.

                    As I was reading, I realized I wasn’t learning much. I figured all of it out, on my own, and felt like I could have written those pieces. I was reaffirming my own core knowledge. That was some time ago and I’ve been combining the different theories based on what is clearly not public knowledge, even still.

                    What makes things endure is that if it were public knowledge, the public would reject it anyway. They always have.

                    I’m stopping here for now, I’ve said enough truths for one day.




                    Ok it took me 2 fukkin hours but I finally read the whole thing.

                    Good read.

                    KVB, I only have one question for you:

                    Did you bang the hot Swedish exchange student?
                    Comment
                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 11-30-08
                      • 81450

                      #67735
                      I bet the Sweeish exchange student had an ass like this.


                      Comment
                      • KVB
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 05-29-14
                        • 74817

                        #67736
                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                        Ok it took me 2 fukkin hours but I finally read the whole thing.

                        Good read.

                        KVB, I only have one question for you:

                        Did you bang the hot Swedish exchange student?

                        Regrettably, no.

                        If only I knew then what I know now.

                        Comment
                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81450

                          #67737
                          Originally posted by KVB
                          Regrettably, no.

                          If only I knew then what I know now.

                          Fuk

                          I bet she would have even cooked you breakfast in the morning.

                          Comment
                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81450

                            #67738
                            I would follow her anywhere.

                            And I mean anywhere.

                            Comment
                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-30-08
                              • 81450

                              #67739
                              Who the fuk puts a microwave so low that you have to squat down in your panties amd bra in order to warm your food up???


                              Comment
                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-30-08
                                • 81450

                                #67740
                                Am I fukkin talking to myself in here?



                                Comment
                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 81450

                                  #67741
                                  Fuk this.

                                  I’m taking my talents to South Beach.


                                  Comment
                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81450

                                    #67742
                                    Just chillin at the beach


                                    Comment
                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-30-08
                                      • 81450

                                      #67743
                                      Comment
                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-30-08
                                        • 81450

                                        #67744
                                        Comment
                                        • turtledoves
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 08-27-17
                                          • 3398

                                          #67745
                                          cubs ML tonight, will read KVB's boring post after the W

                                          Comment
                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-30-08
                                            • 81450

                                            #67746
                                            Speaking of the Cubs, I wonder what kind of pizza this Sales Manager is eating.


                                            Comment
                                            • Fidel_CashFlow
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 12-03-12
                                              • 53970

                                              #67747
                                              I got

                                              1

                                              2

                                              3

                                              4

                                              5

                                              6

                                              7

                                              8


                                              M’s


                                              in my bank account


                                              in my bank account


                                              in my bank account
                                              Comment
                                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-03-12
                                                • 53970

                                                #67748
                                                I got


                                                1

                                                2

                                                3

                                                4

                                                5

                                                6

                                                7

                                                8

                                                shooters


                                                ready to take ya down


                                                ready to take ya down


                                                ready to take ya down
                                                Comment
                                                • KVB
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 05-29-14
                                                  • 74817

                                                  #67749
                                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  Am I fukkin talking to myself in here?...
                                                  Maybe, yeah for a minute there. Been there....

                                                  Sorry I walked out on you, had to run. You're right, the Swedish exchange student would have treated me right for sure. The raping of our slot machine was the first clue.

                                                  Not sure about eating pizza on the toilet, but how about mother daughter combo that did eat in the bathroom...




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                                                  • KVB
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 05-29-14
                                                    • 74817

                                                    #67750
                                                    Originally posted by turtledoves
                                                    cubs ML tonight, will read KVB's boring post after the W

                                                    Cubs with the early lead.

                                                    I rarely post this but it's my evidence that this game will not turn. I don't think you need sharks out for this one. I realize I rarely say that, and I didn't bet them myself.

                                                    But for bettor taking the Cubs in this circumstance, the 2-0 may be a good thing.

                                                    The probabilities are with you now.

                                                    After all, to keep the big picture of stats proper, teams with the early lead do win more often. It just doesn't happen with certain subsets, in certain circumstances, and those I often post.

                                                    Comment
                                                    • KVB
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 05-29-14
                                                      • 74817

                                                      #67751
                                                      Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                      I got

                                                      1

                                                      2

                                                      3

                                                      4

                                                      5

                                                      6

                                                      7

                                                      8


                                                      M’s


                                                      in my bank account


                                                      in my bank account


                                                      in my bank account
                                                      Gonna have

                                                      less

                                                      less

                                                      less


                                                      once you buy the tub.

                                                      Comment
                                                      • KVB
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 05-29-14
                                                        • 74817

                                                        #67752
                                                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                        Just chillin at the beach


                                                        Hope you brought some beach balls...

                                                        Comment
                                                        • turtledoves
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 08-27-17
                                                          • 3398

                                                          #67753
                                                          never would have guessed, the team with the lead is more likely to win. glad the sharks are at bay tonight.

                                                          got jazz under and nats. we're looking at SOS and opponents' SOS and opponents' opponents' SOS. why go around the block when you can bang your cousin next door? there's many ways to eat a cat
                                                          Comment
                                                          • KVB
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 05-29-14
                                                            • 74817

                                                            #67754
                                                            Originally posted by turtledoves
                                                            ...we're looking at SOS and opponents' SOS and opponents' opponents' SOS. why go around the block when you can bang your cousin next door? there's many ways to eat a cat
                                                            If only someone had told me 25 years ago.

                                                            Comment
                                                            • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 12-03-12
                                                              • 53970

                                                              #67755
                                                              Originally posted by KVB
                                                              Gonna have

                                                              less

                                                              less

                                                              less


                                                              once you buy the tub.



                                                              Lmao
                                                              Comment
                                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 11-30-08
                                                                • 81450

                                                                #67756
                                                                Originally posted by KVB
                                                                Maybe, yeah for a minute there. Been there....

                                                                Sorry I walked out on you, had to run. You're right, the Swedish exchange student would have treated me right for sure. The raping of our slot machine was the first clue.

                                                                Not sure about eating pizza on the toilet, but how about mother daughter combo that did eat in the bathroom...




                                                                Wtf is wrong with people?
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                                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                                  • 81450

                                                                  #67757
                                                                  Originally posted by KVB
                                                                  Hope you brought some beach balls...

                                                                  The girl on the right: I can see her butthole.
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                                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                                    • 81450

                                                                    #67758
                                                                    That must have been a huge bird!


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                                                                    • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 12-03-12
                                                                      • 53970

                                                                      #67759
                                                                      You mist remember, most of the money is coming from sportsbook’s and poker

                                                                      not the bank account

                                                                      not the bank account

                                                                      not the bank account
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                                                                      • KVB
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 05-29-14
                                                                        • 74817

                                                                        #67760
                                                                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                        That must have been a huge bird!...

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