Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

[turtledoves]

let's pick some basketball winners today

[Bostongambler]

let's pick some basketball winners today

And a partridge in a pear 🍐 tree

[Fidel_CashFlow]

DaManster , check in

[Fidel_CashFlow]

AutoDonk , grab the special walkie talkie I gave you when you first joined the Fly Me
Get everyone rounded up , swear by god we have given Manster enough chances
love you guys like my own children , but I told you once you first joined

[Fidel_CashFlow]

DaManster will just poof , disappear the same way former poster PokinSmot did
cant get forensics if a pig is slowly shitting you out over a period of 2 weeks

Cmon fellas , let’s go find the traitor





Its time .....

[BrickJames]

🍔🍔🍔

[High3rEl3m3nt]

I survived.

[BrickJames]

I survived.

Why did you quit watching porn?

Did you also quit jerkin it?

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Looks like no one else survived the Purge but the 3 Of us

oh well , Daggles was too consumed with a woman’s vagina to lead us into the next phase

DaManster was too short , KVB too kind considering all the bloodshed to come

and Smokenjoke ,well Hell ...he was cool but smelt funny

Gather up what rations we have left brickjames , Higher

younare now the leader since Daggles is gone .

But first HigherElement, we are going to need you to bound yourself to us by blood

Don’t worry no cuts will occur , you will do this by lifting your no porn rule

and jacking off till completion to ebony “BBW anal cream pie clean up “scenes

go now , no time to waste . And don’t try to use the leftover mayo to trick us

I will be tasting the ejaculate to make sure it’s legit

now cmon fellas , times already thin . Let’s get moving

[BrickJames]

Looks like no one else survived the Purge but the 3 Of us

oh well , Daggles was too consumed with a woman’s vagina to lead us into the next phase

DaManster was too short , KVB too kind considering all the bloodshed to come

and Smokenjoke ,well Hell ...he was cool but smelt funny

Gather up what rations we have left brickjames , Higher

younare now the leader since Daggles is gone .

But first HigherElement, we are going to need you to bound yourself to us by blood

Don’t worry no cuts will occur , you will do this by lifting your no porn rule

and jacking off till completion to ebony “BBW anal cream pie clean up “scenes

go now , no time to waste . And don’t try to use the leftover mayo to trick us

I will be tasting the ejaculate to make sure it’s legit

now cmon fellas , times already thin . Let’s get moving

Wow lol

[Fidel_CashFlow]

[High3rEl3m3nt]

can't I just cut myself?

I stopped with porn and masturbate no more than twice a month. I am not sure if it's a placebo effect or there's something really to it, but I feel like a wild animal full of piss and vinegar.

[BrickJames]

can't I just cut myself?

I stopped with porn and masturbate no more than twice a month. I am not sure if it's a placebo effect or there's something really to it, but I feel like a wild animal full of piss and vinegar.

Supposedly porn kills your sex drive and makes you a lazy lover. I think ill get on board with ya on that.

[dlowilly]

Fidels, let me borrow $8.

Could always buy the lemonade then throw it on her and save $7

[dlowilly]

LOL that's awful at the end

[KVB]

Looks like no one else survived the Purge but the 3 Of us

oh well , Daggles was too consumed with a woman’s vagina to lead us into the next phase

DaManster was too short , KVB too kind considering all the bloodshed to come

and Smokenjoke ,well Hell ...he was cool but smelt funny

Gather up what rations we have left brickjames , Higher

younare now the leader since Daggles is gone .

But first HigherElement, we are going to need you to bound yourself to us by blood

Don’t worry no cuts will occur , you will do this by lifting your no porn rule

and jacking off till completion to ebony “BBW anal cream pie clean up “scenes

go now , no time to waste . And don’t try to use the leftover mayo to trick us

I will be tasting the ejaculate to make sure it’s legit

now cmon fellas , times already thin . Let’s get moving

[KVB]

[KVB]

After so many instances of "accidents" like this one, they just banned AutoDonk from being court side for any of the women's events.

They called him a "distraction"...

[BrickJames]

"Women are like fire, they are fun to play with, will keep you warm and cook your food. Need to be fed constantly, will burn you, and if given the chance consume everything you own."
-unknown

[Fidel_CashFlow]

can't I just cut myself?

I stopped with porn and masturbate no more than twice a month. I am not sure if it's a placebo effect or there's something really to it, but I feel like a wild animal full of piss and vinegar.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

"Women are like fire, they are fun to play with, will keep you warm and cook your food. Need to be fed constantly, will burn you, and if given the chance consume everything you own."
-unknown

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Well , might as well keep things interesting

This is a riddle that supposedly can tell if you are possibly a psychopath or not

*science*


Here is said riddle


While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know.

She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there and then … A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.







Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Now I will say this , I’m not going to give the answer yet unless a few people guess


But I got it right lol.....

or wrong I guess since it could mean

I’m in fact a ejaculate tasting non mayo wasting psychopath

So , I looked it up and found out that it was deemed to be not as accurate as they once thought

BUT..... there apparently is a more accurate riddle to determine if you cray cray

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Shit , guess I should share the riddle


“A runaway trolley is about to run over and kill five people and you are standing on a footbridge next to a large stranger; your body is too light to stop the train, but if you push the stranger onto the tracks, killing him, you will save the five people. Would you push the man?”

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Welp it’s official, guess I’m crazy

[dlowilly]

Well , might as well keep things interesting

This is a riddle that supposedly can tell if you are possibly a psychopath or not

*science*


Here is said riddle


While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know.

She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there and then … A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.







Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

Her sister stopped posting in the fly me thread and had to be dealt with. Then she called up the guy she fell in love with at the funeral (I mean, obviously she got his number since she loved him) and they lived happily ever after on her sister's bitcoin millions she left to her in the will.

Nah, just kidding, I know the answer but didn't when I first heard it

[BrickJames]

Well , might as well keep things interesting

This is a riddle that supposedly can tell if you are possibly a psychopath or not

*science*


Here is said riddle


While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know.

She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there and then … A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.







Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

You left some of the riddle out.

[dlowilly]

Shit , guess I should share the riddle


“A runaway trolley is about to run over and kill five people and you are standing on a footbridge next to a large stranger; your body is too light to stop the train, but if you push the stranger onto the tracks, killing him, you will save the five people. Would you push the man?”

I like the funeral one better

This one is flawed, in that you don't know why someone decided to push the man if they answer that. Is it because of cold calculation or genuine empathy for the other 5 people?

That funeral one though, only a psychopath could QUICKLY think of the answer. If someone thinks for awhile they could come up with the answer, but if someone knows it right away and never heard the question before...RUN

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Oops , a woman’s mother dies of natural causes

is only part I left out

[Fidel_CashFlow]

I like the funeral one better

This one is flawed, in that you don't know why someone decided to push the man if they answer that. Is it because of cold calculation or genuine empathy for the other 5 people?

That funeral one though, only a psychopath could QUICKLY think of the answer. If someone thinks for awhile they could come up with the answer, but if someone knows it right away and never heard the question before...RUN

it took me a minute on the first one
but I got it because I was trying to think what would be a crazy answer
The 2nd one though I answered right away , I’d push the dude in the way
Simple math in my eyes , lol

[Fidel_CashFlow]

I also think the funeral one should be taken more seriously , dlowilly
ciz if you seen the forensic files show of ppl killing their own kids for ransoms
ormother stupid reasons , you can get a mental profile on how those crazy fukks think

[dlowilly]

Oops , a woman’s mother dies of natural causes

is only part I left out

You left out the part that she never got his name or number and asked people who he was and they didnt know

[dlowilly]

I also think the funeral one should be taken more seriously , dlowilly
ciz if you seen the forensic files show of ppl killing their own kids for ransoms
ormother stupid reasons , you can get a mental profile on how those crazy fukks think

Its actually a classic one that many actual killers answered correctly

I remember when I first heard it, I kept trying to figure out what the sister might have done and of course that was a dead end

Fidel I'm a bit worried about you and would like to know ahead of time if you plan on attending any bashes. What was it u were you in prison for again?

[Fidel_CashFlow]

You left out the part that she never got his name or number and asked people who he was and they didnt know

Ahhh , didn’t look the original article up
that makes it slightly easier I guess
still very interesting huh

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Fidel I'm a bit worried about you and would like to know ahead of time if you plan on attending any bashes. What was it u were you in prison for again?

which time ?