IKEA makes it to easy to steal

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  • PorkChop
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-18-08
    • 8193

    #1
    IKEA makes it to easy to steal
    So Ikea has self checkout's where you scan your own items. How easy is it to bypass a few items. Pay, take your receipt and walk out. There's no cashier checking or anything to that nature.

    Not saying I do/did it. But noticed it yesterday when I went for the first time.

    Im sure people do this all the time..
  • opie1988
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-12-10
    • 23429

    #2
    Ikea mainly caters to gays.

    So I wouldn't know....
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    • DudleyDawson
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-10-12
      • 5658

      #3
      Originally posted by opie1988
      Ikea mainly caters to gays.

      So I wouldn't know....
      lol
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      • DudleyDawson
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-10-12
        • 5658

        #4
        this "Porkchop" clown made a thread a few years back crying that deer hunting was inhumane and all deer hunters deserved to die
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        • lakerboy
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-02-09
          • 94379

          #5
          guaranteed porkchop is on denver -10.5 tonight.
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          • stikymess
            SBR MVP
            • 05-19-10
            • 3288

            #6
            Is there even anything worth stealing from Ikea? Never been.
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            • A4K
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-08-12
              • 5243

              #7
              The eye in the sky is watching you. Do you really want a theft beef on your sheet for some Swedish furniture?
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              • Kindred
                SBR MVP
                • 09-09-08
                • 2901

                #8
                Originally posted by PorkChop
                So Ikea has self checkout's where you scan your own items. How easy is it to bypass a few items. Pay, take your receipt and walk out. There's no cashier checking or anything to that nature.

                Not saying I do/did it. But noticed it yesterday when I went for the first time.

                Im sure people do this all the time..
                Pretty sure your fat ass wouldn't fit in any ikea furniture without breaking it, so kind of pointless for you to steal it porky
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                • YorkHunt
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-11-10
                  • 7496

                  #9
                  Giving broke fukk landers ideas
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                  • shari91
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 02-23-10
                    • 32661

                    #10
                    Ikea has awesome kids toys and meatballs! But truly if you're going to risk a theft charge to steal some splintered wood and then spend 92hrs of your life trying to put it together + probably damaging the relationship you have with your partner just a little bit, it's time to take some commonsense classes.
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                    • leafs_ducks
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-22-09
                      • 3147

                      #11
                      Who the hell shops at that place
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                      • Vegas39
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 09-22-11
                        • 30686

                        #12
                        Originally posted by shari91
                        Ikea has awesome kids toys and meatballs! But truly if you're going to risk a theft charge to steal some splintered wood and then spend 92hrs of your life trying to put it together + probably damaging the relationship you have with your partner just a little bit, it's time to take some commonsense classes.
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                        • Henry-Lilly
                          SBR Rookie
                          • 11-23-12
                          • 22

                          #13
                          This thread makes me want to go deer hunting this weekend.
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                          • Bigbill365
                            SBR MVP
                            • 06-22-12
                            • 4572

                            #14
                            You should go there take some furniture and then sell it and Gamble it
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                            • PaperTrail07
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-29-08
                              • 20423

                              #15
                              Self-Checkouts are everywhere.....they run off weight and have cameras...not saying thing dont get passed thru....but its cheaper than hiring an employee
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                              • Fishhead
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 08-11-05
                                • 40179

                                #16
                                Good info
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                                • GOIRISH
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-25-10
                                  • 2072

                                  #17
                                  i saw someone get caught doing this at a walmart at like 1 am about 5 years back. Woman was scanning some items and pretending to scan others from what i gathered. They have security stations setup inbetween the double door entrances. Im guessing they have computers setup showing what you've scanned as well as cameras in the self checkout to show what you're fake checking out. She made it to the exit where she was greeted by 2 security guards who wouldnt let her take the cart. They didnt stop her but followed her to her car while on the phone with police and gave them her plate number. At first as i was walking out right behind her i almost got involved because two guys just came out of nowhere and grabbed the front of her cart. Since it was super late at night i thought i was witnessing a robbery but I quickly figured it out.
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                                  • mjsuax13
                                    Moderator
                                    • 03-14-15
                                    • 25094

                                    #18
                                    Stealing from IKEA is equivalent to just waiting for a college student to move out of their dorm and take whatever trash they leave on the curb. IKEA is garbage.
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                                    • TheGoldenGoose
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-27-12
                                      • 3745

                                      #19
                                      They got these little Asian guys in an upstairs office. The cameras can look so close (they are better than the casinos) they can verify EVERY item you scan and check it against their computers upstairs. Here's the best part... There's an unmarked Russian Mafia guy with a tire iron in the parking lot that will WHACK your ankles quicker than lightning. DON'T try it bro.
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                                      • mjsuax13
                                        Moderator
                                        • 03-14-15
                                        • 25094

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose
                                        They got these little Asian guys in an upstairs office. The cameras can look so close (they are better than the casinos) they can verify EVERY item you scan and check it against their computers upstairs. Here's the best part... There's an unmarked Russian Mafia guy with a tire iron in the parking lot that will WHACK your ankles quicker than lightning. DON'T try it bro.
                                        LOL. Sheeeeeeeet
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                                        • mtneer1212
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 06-22-08
                                          • 4993

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by stikymess
                                          Is there even anything worth stealing from Ikea? Never been.
                                          Only the meatballs. They are delicious.
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