That was brilliant, Bite. hilarious. thanks.
Why Is SBR Poker Rigged?
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hhsilverSBR Hall of Famer
- 06-07-07
- 7375
#36Comment -
daneblazerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 09-14-08
- 27861
#37I have the chat log, dane. An 'anonymous' poster just sent it to me (but he asked me not to reveal his identity. So I won't and I'll honor your wishes, stevek).
Copy/Paste from SBR poker chat:
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RudyRuetigger:lol I got something BIG in the works for all you fukkers soon
daneblazer:What you mean, Rudy?
RudyRuetigger:lets just call it the "potripper surprise -- Part Deux!" lol
daneblazer:WTF? really?
RudyRuetigger: oh yeah, even added in some bad beat shit for good measure
RudyRuetigger:been coding my ass off last few days
RudyRuetigger:John ran my beta in 1st HR tourney.
RudyRuetigger:Made tweaks, Lou then ran my updates in 2nd HR
daneblazer:Wow. so aceking was on to something in his post?
RudyRuetigger: oh yeah, but aceking is from Team World so...
RudyRuetigger:nobody on SBR pays any attention to those fukkers!
daneblazer:lol
Beerdog99:Well, it is hard to take any region seriously when Optional is in 2nd place, you know?
RudyRuetigger:lol
daneblazer:roflmao
deadphish:Say rudy, any way you can program things so you can guarantee me 12pts per session?
deadphish:Common man, do me a solid, bro. I really need those 12, pal
RudyRuetigger:ESAD
deadphish:Hater!
Beerdog99:so when's all this kicking in Rudy?
RudyRuetigger:SBR will be making an announcement about "maintenance" soon.
RudyRuetigger:should be up and running for Sunday. my birthday.
RudyRuetigger:but dont worry beer, i''ll make sure you final table.
RudyRuetigger:i mean, c'mon, how else is a donk like you gonna cash?
Beerdog99:Thanks man
Beerdog99:Can you also make sure BiteMe gets reamed up the shoot with a nice bad beat?
RudyRuetigger:lol like you even had to ask! hate that asshole
Beerdog99:Who doesn't?
frizzelli:LOL
frizzelli:We talk about him all the time in chat. Then again...
frizzelli:that's all we do is talk about men in chat.
frizzelli:You guys think that means anything?
frizzelli:You know... all the man talk?
daneblazer:Probably means nothing, Sandusky. :\
Beerdog99:Give him pocket JJ, flop him top set, then have Wulfman turn a straight.
Beerdog99:and let me be at his table so I can secretly LMAO...
Beerdog99:while typing "gg bite" like I care, ****'im!
RudyRuetigger:you got it buddy
Seaweed:Rudy can u PM me please?Comment -
BiTeMe UsAdOjSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-18-11
- 7537
#38FU and the coding horse you rode in on, Rudy!
***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 1479302 $0 + $22 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 08:39:00 05/03/2012 ET Table 'Table 25181', 10 seats max, Real money Seat 2 is the button. Small Blind $75, Big Blind $11.12 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10 Seat 1 (playing) : ThaddeusB, amount $750, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 2 (playing) : no1here, amount $1300, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 3 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $950, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 5 (playing) : ehp6737, amount $11.12, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 6 (playing) : shock11, amount $1840, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 7 (playing) : playersonly69, amount $4773.32, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 8 (playing) : DavidSchrebe, amount $4500, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 10 (playing) : coylo, amount $2106.12, amount bet $0, penalty (None) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Small Blind ($75) ehp6737: Big Blind ($11.12)
** Dealing Down Cards ** Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [6s, 4s] shock11: Fold playersonly69: Call ($150) DavidSchrebe: Fold coylo: Call ($150) ThaddeusB: Fold no1here: Call ($150) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call ($75) **
Dealing Flop ** Community cards: [Qs, Ts, Ks] BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check ($0) playersonly69: Check ($0) coylo: Check ($0) no1here: Bet ($750) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($800) playersonly69: Fold coylo: Call ($800) no1here: Call ($50) ** Dealing Turn ** Community cards: [2d] coylo: Check ($0) no1here: Bet ($350) coylo: Call ($350) no1here: Show Cards ($0) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0) ehp6737: Show Cards ($0) coylo: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing River ** Community cards: [Qh] ** End Round ** ** (<------ u rat bastard, Rudy!)
Evaluate ** BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0) ehp6737: Show Cards ($0) coylo: Show Cards ($0) no1here: Show Cards ($0) ** Showdown ** Main pot $55.60, Rake $0 Side pot #1 $2955.52, Rake $0 Side pot #2 $700, Rake $0 Summary no1here: bet $1300, won $3711.12, net $2411.12, HoleCards [Kd, Qd], HiHand [a full house, queens full of kings] [Qs, Qh, Qd, Ks, Kd], won $55.60 from main pot, won $2955.52 from side pot #1, won $700 from side pot #2 Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $950, won $0, net $-950 Summary ehp6737: bet $11.12, won $0, net $-11.12 Summary coylo: bet $1300, won $0, net $-1300, HoleCards [Qc, Js]Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
- 65084
#39something happened with rng today
will take note of these bad beats and let "variance" correct itself in the future for a 1 time only low price of 199.95 pointsComment -
BiTeMe UsAdOjSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-18-11
- 7537
#40
tt assures me it's worth way more than a measly 199.95 on SBR's Black Market.
Care to talk deal?Comment -
GUMMO77SBR Hall of Famer
- 08-23-10
- 9294
#43Gummo gave me one of tt's Sh*t-Towels that he smuggled out of tt's mom's house while there as a Strip-O-Gram 'present' for her on her birthday (think Village People...Indian guy).
tt assures me it's worth way more than a measly 199.95 on SBR's Black Market.
Care to talk deal?Comment -
k13SBR Posting Legend
- 07-16-10
- 18104
#45When I can tell you what's going to happen next it's not "random".Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
- 65084
#46if you can tell me whats going to happen, why arent you winning every tournament?
what the hell was that tv show where the guy got the news paper a day early and he went around saving lives (early edition???)? i think it was before or after dr quinn medicine woman
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