Why Is SBR Poker Rigged?

[PhillyFlyers]

I have noticed now that whenever the short stack of the table goes all-in that no matter the hand they are holding, they will invariably lose to the higher stack. I have seen the shortest stack go all-in with the best hand only to be screwed by the turn or river every time. This happens almost 100% of the time.

[PharaohUB]

What motive would SBR have to rig poker?

[PhillyFlyers]

What motive would SBR have to rig poker?

That's what I would like to know.

[daneblazer]

I'm glad you noticed that because I've been wondering. Rudy helped design the SBR software, so he plugged in a few variables in the RNG algorithm for certain posters like him, myself, tataddy, Beerdog, Sinmiedo, and a few others to benefit from all ins. In turn, guys like BiteMe, K13, and yourself are on the bad list. It also helps to agree with John and Lou on everything no matter how ridiculous or correct their statement is. They have a list of user names under SBR Poker Options so they can simply check the box of the poster they want to run good or bad. It helps to be on their good side. Hope that clears things up. Good luck at the tables!

[PhillyFlyers]

I'm glad you noticed that because I've been wondering. Rudy helped design the SBR software, so he plugged in a few variables in the RNG algorithm for certain posters like him, myself, tataddy, Beerdog, Sinmiedo, and a few others to benefit from all ins. In turn, guys like BiteMe, K13, and yourself are on the bad list. It also helps to agree with John and Lou on everything no matter how ridiculous or correct their statement is. They have a list of user names under SBR Poker Options so they can simply check the box of the poster they want to run good or bad. It helps to be on their good side. Hope that clears things up. Good luck at the tables!

LMAO so I was right, it is rigged.

Thanks for your help in confirming my suspicions.

I don't know if I'm on their good or bad list, although I can tell you I've never had a problem with anyone here so I see no reason why I should be on a bad list.

[nomeansno]

confirmed

[yisman]

I'm glad you noticed that because I've been wondering. Rudy helped design the SBR software, so he plugged in a few variables in the RNG algorithm for certain posters like him, myself, tataddy, Beerdog, Sinmiedo, and a few others to benefit from all ins. In turn, guys like BiteMe, K13, and yourself are on the bad list. It also helps to agree with John and Lou on everything no matter how ridiculous or correct their statement is. They have a list of user names under SBR Poker Options so they can simply check the box of the poster they want to run good or bad. It helps to be on their good side. Hope that clears things up. Good luck at the tables!

LMAO so I was right, it is rigged.

Thanks for your help in confirming my suspicions.

I don't know if I'm on their good or bad list, although I can tell you I've never had a problem with anyone here so I see no reason why I should be on a bad list.

[sinmiedo]

I'm glad you noticed that because I've been wondering. Rudy helped design the SBR software, so he plugged in a few variables in the RNG algorithm for certain posters like him, myself, tataddy, Beerdog, Sinmiedo, and a few others to benefit from all ins. In turn, guys like BiteMe, K13, and yourself are on the bad list. It also helps to agree with John and Lou on everything no matter how ridiculous or correct their statement is. They have a list of user names under SBR Poker Options so they can simply check the box of the poster they want to run good or bad. It helps to be on their good side. Hope that clears things up. Good luck at the tables!

Wow , so sick, now everyones know the truth about how we run.

[zsr]

[GUMMO77]

I'm glad you noticed that because I've been wondering. Rudy helped design the SBR software, so he plugged in a few variables in the RNG algorithm for certain posters like him, myself, tataddy, Beerdog, Sinmiedo, and a few others to benefit from all ins. In turn, guys like BiteMe, K13, and yourself are on the bad list. It also helps to agree with John and Lou on everything no matter how ridiculous or correct their statement is. They have a list of user names under SBR Poker Options so they can simply check the box of the poster they want to run good or bad. It helps to be on their good side. Hope that clears things up. Good luck at the tables!

Its been known in various circles that Dane has been sitting on this info a longtime. I'm personally glad it has come to light.

[Extra Innings]

They turn mine off/on at their discretion.

[mrmarket]

jj controls doomswitch
rub bald non genital head for good luck
is like buddah rubbing belly grinning
scrub hands red raw afterwards

[BeerDog99]

Dane... there was a super secret pact, now you broke it!!!! SHHHHHH!!!!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

In turn, guys like BiteMe, K13, and yourself are on the bad list.

I'm close to closing a deal with RickySteve and will soon be acquiring his "hack".

Will set me back a pretty penny but it'll be worth it if for no other reason then to tilt the livin fuk outta Centaur. I really can't wait till he starts MY thread...


p.s. Watch yo back, RonPaul

[tatddy]

I'm glad you noticed that because I've been wondering. Rudy helped design the SBR software, so he plugged in a few variables in the RNG algorithm for certain posters like him, myself, tataddy, Beerdog, Sinmiedo, and a few others to benefit from all ins. In turn, guys like BiteMe, K13, and yourself are on the bad list. It also helps to agree with John and Lou on everything no matter how ridiculous or correct their statement is. They have a list of user names under SBR Poker Options so they can simply check the box of the poster they want to run good or bad. It helps to be on their good side. Hope that clears things up. Good luck at the tables!

Well..in all fairness to the algorithm...I only call/shove allin with the nuts so it's a moot point. But it is programmed deal me a PP whenever I speak deragorily about another player in chat.

[GUMMO77]

I'm close to closing a deal with RickySteve and will soon be acquiring his "hack".

Will set me back a pretty penny but it'll be worth it if for no other reason then to tilt the livin fuk outta Centaur. I really can't wait till he starts MY thread...


p.s. Watch yo back, RonPaul

That's true. RickySteve is the only "in" left. I'd hate to know the strange sexual favors needed to get the SBR hack from Ricky.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I'd hate to know the strange sexual favors needed to get the SBR hack from Ricky.

They involve Shari, Blondie, Ricky, me, a gerbil, 3 laminated Papa John's e-gift cards and a commitment from Beerdog to film with his Hi-Def camcorder.

That's really all I can say for now....

[GUMMO77]

They involve Shari, Blondie, Ricky, me, a gerbil, 3 laminated Papa John's e-gift cards and a commitment from Beerdog to film with his Hi-Def camcorder.

That's really all I can say for now....

I was actually cool with the whole thing, until you threw in Beerdog. That just makes the whole thing a bit creep, IMO.

[daneblazer]

Also, I hear if you give ttwarrior some crab rangoons w/ sweet & sour chili sauce or a gift card to PF Changs, he will put in a good word with John for you to place you on the run good list.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I was actually cool with the whole thing, until you threw in Beerdog. That just makes the whole thing a bit creep, IMO.

Meh... one man's creepy is another man's AVN award. Deal with it...

[k13]

Software RNG and algorithm is probably based on similar ones used by other online poker sites as building one from scratch is more effort.

The point of it is to shorten the game, have players open up another tourney quicker so more rake is generated for the site.

Since there is no rake or other tournaments on SBR it's rather pointless but a similar software algorithm might have been used for simplicity.

[RudyRuetigger]

I forgot to update the server this week to coincide with SBRs update and have been getting buried.





Will change this for next week

[shari91]

They involve Shari, Blondie, Ricky, me, a gerbil, 3 laminated Papa John's e-gift cards and a commitment from Beerdog to film with his Hi-Def camcorder.

That's really all I can say for now....

[yisman]

Also, I hear if you give ttwarrior some crab rangoons w/ sweet & sour chili sauce or a gift card to PF Changs, he will put in a good word with John for you to place you on the run good list.

warrior actually likes his crab with sweat and sour sauce. That's what he posted, at least.

[Seaweed]

This explains why The Giant did not win last night

[RudyRuetigger]

I'm glad you noticed that because I've been wondering. Rudy helped design the SBR software, so he plugged in a few variables in the RNG algorithm for certain posters like him, myself, tataddy, Beerdog, Sinmiedo, and a few others to benefit from all ins. In turn, guys like BiteMe, K13, and yourself are on the bad list. It also helps to agree with John and Lou on everything no matter how ridiculous or correct their statement is. They have a list of user names under SBR Poker Options so they can simply check the box of the poster they want to run good or bad. It helps to be on their good side. Hope that clears things up. Good luck at the tables!

you guys thought it was a coincidence sbrpoker was down for maintenance and you had to download a new software then i won the tourney today?

[daneblazer]

I wish I had the chat log. Rudy asked for the tournament to be moved to Sunday morning and on top of that he requested that he win for his birthday. So rigged.

[BeerDog99]

you guys thought it was a coincidence sbrpoker was down for maintenance and you had to download a new software then i won the tourney today?

Ya, not a fan!

[jetsjets1028]

they also rig their casino too

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

you guys thought it was a coincidence sbrpoker was down for maintenance and you had to download a new software then i won the tourney today?

I wish I had the chat log. Rudy asked for the tournament to be moved to Sunday morning and on top of that he requested that he win for his birthday. So rigged.

I have the chat log, dane. An 'anonymous' poster just sent it to me (but he asked me not to reveal his identity. So I won't and I'll honor your wishes, stevek).

Copy/Paste from SBR poker chat:
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RudyRuetigger:lol I got something BIG in the works for all you fukkers soon
daneblazer:What you mean, Rudy?
RudyRuetigger:lets just call it the "potripper surprise -- Part Deux!" lol
daneblazer:WTF? really?
RudyRuetigger: oh yeah, even added in some bad beat shit for good measure
RudyRuetigger:been coding my ass off last few days
RudyRuetigger:John ran my beta in 1st HR tourney.
RudyRuetigger:Made tweaks, Lou then ran my updates in 2nd HR
daneblazer:Wow. so aceking was on to something in his post?
RudyRuetigger: oh yeah, but aceking is from Team World so...
RudyRuetigger:nobody on SBR pays any attention to those fukkers!
daneblazer:lol
Beerdog99:Well, it is hard to take any region seriously when Optional is in 2nd place, you know?
RudyRuetigger:lol
daneblazer:roflmao
deadphish:Say rudy, any way you can program things so you can guarantee me 12pts per session?
deadphish:Common man, do me a solid, bro. I really need those 12, pal
RudyRuetigger:ESAD
deadphish:Hater!
Beerdog99:so when's all this kicking in Rudy?
RudyRuetigger:SBR will be making an announcement about "maintenance" soon.
RudyRuetigger:should be up and running for Sunday. my birthday.
RudyRuetigger:but dont worry beer, i''ll make sure you final table.
RudyRuetigger:i mean, c'mon, how else is a donk like you gonna cash?
Beerdog99:Thanks man
Beerdog99:Can you also make sure BiteMe gets reamed up the shoot with a nice bad beat?
RudyRuetigger:lol like you even had to ask! hate that asshole
Beerdog99:Who doesn't?
frizzelli:LOL
frizzelli:We talk about him all the time in chat. Then again...
frizzelli:that's all we do is talk about men in chat.
frizzelli:You guys think that means anything?
frizzelli:You know... all the man talk?
daneblazer:Probably means nothing, Sandusky. :\
Beerdog99:Give him pocket JJ, flop him top set, then have Wulfman turn a straight.
Beerdog99:and let me be at his table so I can secretly LMAO...
Beerdog99:while typing "gg bite" like I care, ****'im!
RudyRuetigger:you got it buddy
Seaweed:Rudy can u PM me please?

[yisman]

you guys thought it was a coincidence sbrpoker was down for maintenance and you had to download a new software then i won the tourney today?

No wonder this guy is going to make the World Cup team. SBR has stopped to a new low!

[yisman]

I have the chat log, dane. An 'anonymous' poster just sent it to me (but he asked me not to reveal his identity. So I won't and I'll honor your wishes, stevek).

Copy/Paste from SBR poker chat:
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RudyRuetigger:lol I got something BIG in the works for all you fukkers soon
daneblazer:What you mean, Rudy?
RudyRuetigger:lets just call it the "potripper surprise -- Part Deux!" lol
daneblazer:WTF? really?
RudyRuetigger: oh yeah, even added in some bad beat shit for good measure
RudyRuetigger:been coding my ass off last few days
RudyRuetigger:John ran my beta in 1st HR tourney.
RudyRuetigger:Made tweaks, Lou then ran my updates in 2nd HR
daneblazer:Wow. so aceking was on to something in his post?
RudyRuetigger: oh yeah, but aceking is from Team World so...
RudyRuetigger:nobody on SBR pays any attention to those fukkers!
daneblazer:lol
Beerdog99:Well, it is hard to take any region seriously when Optional is in 2nd place, you know?
RudyRuetigger:lol
daneblazer:roflmao
deadphish:Say rudy, any way you can program things so you can guarantee me 12pts per session?
deadphish:Common man, do me a solid, bro. I really need those 12, pal
RudyRuetigger:ESAD
deadphish:Hater!
Beerdog99:so when's all this kicking in Rudy?
RudyRuetigger:SBR will be making an announcement about "maintenance" soon.
RudyRuetigger:should be up and running for Sunday. my birthday.
RudyRuetigger:but dont worry beer, i''ll make sure you final table.
RudyRuetigger:i mean, c'mon, how else is a donk like you gonna cash?
Beerdog99:Thanks man
Beerdog99:Can you also make sure BiteMe gets reamed up the shoot with a nice bad beat?
RudyRuetigger:lol like you even had to ask! hate that asshole
Beerdog99:Who doesn't?
frizzelli:LOL
frizzelli:We talk about him all the time in chat. Then again...
frizzelli:that's all we do is talk about men in chat.
frizzelli:You guys think that means anything?
frizzelli:You know... all the man talk?
daneblazer:Probably means nothing, Sandusky. :\
Beerdog99:Give him pocket JJ, flop him top set, then have Wulfman turn a straight.
Beerdog99:and let me be at his table so I can secretly LMAO...
Beerdog99:while typing "gg bite" like I care, ****'im!
RudyRuetigger:you got it buddy
Seaweed:Rudy can u PM me please?

The smoking gun! We got them now Beer!

[BeerDog99]

OMG BiteMe, that is some funny sh!t, thanks man!

[RudyRuetigger]

i couldnt stop laughing

[Kindred]

I have noticed now that whenever the short stack of the table goes all-in that no matter the hand they are holding, they will invariably lose to the higher stack. I have seen the shortest stack go all-in with the best hand only to be screwed by the turn or river every time. This happens almost 100% of the time.

better question would be why does everyone from Philly have shit for brains?