The (poker) Chronicles of ttwarrior

[Ra77er]

This whole thread is .

[ttwarrior1]

yeh no kidding, only posting one line of my comments

Hell there should of been 30.

When is sbr gonna get rid of underage players?

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

yeh no kidding, only posting one line of my comments

Hell there should of been 30.

LIE... per usual. (just like your lying comments when you say words have been moved around in the copy/paste chats; thing is, everybody knows you willfully lie so... why continue?)

That's all you wrote... period. Then you disappeared, never playing.

Now... you did return to the table about 1 1/2 hours LATER, but that chat would be considered part of an actual playing session and separate from the chat I referenced.

When is sbr gonna get rid of underage players?

Because they're all playing from Niger, probably never.

[Kindred]

fail post

Your entire life is a FAIL

[FourLengthsClear]

Oh dear.

[ttwarrior1]

your saying i only said one line

How about me changing tourney structures, , that belongs in chronicles too
Just for that, i will say something again and leave everyday after 1 line and will in about ten min, give or take 2 hours

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

your saying i only said one line

You can read AND comprehend... right?
Er... ok, silly me... you can't.
Everything happened exactly as I previously explained in my last post.
You said ONE LINE as an observer, then disappeared and returned over an hour later.
FACT.

How about me changing tourney structures, , that belongs in chronicles too

I complained to a Blockbuster manager once bout a rental.
I'm next to certain I wasn't the reason the store closed.


Besides... why would you want credit for clusterfukkin the tournies by adding 10 players without adding another payout and adjusting the already turbo blinds?

What other F'ups you wanna take credit for?

Just for that, i will say something again and leave everyday after 1 line and will in about ten min, give or take 2 hours

Can you make one of those 1 liners the linked source verifying Mike Matusow going to jail for attempted murder like you previously promised you would?
THANKS.

[oChRoNiCo]

[yisman]

while attempting to say he wouldn't stiff downsouth on the loan (would've been a huge upset had he actually paid it back, given his history), he said:

i know, ill probaly have 1 k by next week. A week doesn't go buy that i don't place in at least 2 to 4 sbr poker tourneys.

rolleyes, as tittywarrior would say. He never places in 2-4 a week. He's awful.

[ttwarrior1]

now now, not true, no i won't be stiffing down south and yes i do cash an average of 2 tourneys a week out of about 5 that i play. Haven't been playing for long. Would of made top 150 if i was around.

Donk will be paid in full by feb 2012. Hell all i have to do is make a thread in pt and ask for pts and i would get it. I have like 5 k in freeplay. He'll get the pts, chill punk kid.

Is that the best post you could make

[yisman]

now now, not true, no i won't be stiffing down south and yes i do cash an average of 2 tourneys a week out of about 5 that i play. Haven't been playing for long. Would of made top 150 if i was around.

None of this is even remotely true.

Donk will be paid in full by feb 2012. Hell all i have to do is make a thread in pt and ask for pts and i would get it. I have like 5 k in freeplay. He'll get the pts, chill punk kid.

I don't know who donk is, but you haven't been paying your loan.

[ttwarrior1]

how can you pay a loan if your not around. Wow you really take the cake.
uh ive only been playing sbr poker since i became pro except for 3 or 4 tourneys unless
it was free to enter.

I might not pay a single point all week or next week. But it will be paid.

[yisman]

how can you pay a loan if your not around. Wow you really take the cake.

You took out the loan on 12/14 and haven't paid a single point.

uh ive only been playing sbr poker since i became pro except for 3 or 4 tourneys unless
it was free to enter.

A)Not true.
B)In that timeframe, you did not live up to your stated numbers,

I might not pay a single point all week or next week. But it will be paid.

That's nice.

[ttwarrior1]

yis ive been banned since last thursday

Um the A: not true is an outright lie. Im too cheap to pay
20 pts to play sbr poker. Ive only been pro since september.

Yes i am a better poker player than you and you know it, which
is why you always feel threatened by other posters, especially me

[doublej95]

yis ive been banned since last thursday

Fatty is back

[yisman]

yis ive been banned since last thursday

And you had 12/14, 12/15, and today to pay. You didn't.

Um the A: not true is an outright lie. Im too cheap to pay
20 pts to play sbr poker. Ive only been pro since september.

And in the time since you've been pro, you have not lived up to winning 2-4 tournaments a week.

Yes i am a better poker player than you and you know it, which
is why you always feel threatened by other posters, especially me

I don't feel threatened by anyone, least of all you.

I think you're pretty funny, and I like to post your more absurd posts.

Get back to me when you win four of the daily tournaments in a week. Get back to me when you have more than one poker badge.

I don't claim to be a great player, but I'm certainly better than you.

[yisman]

Not poker-related, but pretty good anyway.

[FourLengthsClear]

Not poker-related, but pretty good anyway.

That boy is sharp as a tack. Did you see how quick he was to pounce with a full 5 point bet when he saw (what he thought was) a +EV opportunity?

[Enkhbat]

looks like ttwarrior finished a respectable 18th in the 10 pm tourney opener

[ttwarrior1]

uh why bump this, i get top 5 2 or 3 times a week on a regular basis

[yisman]

uh why bump this, i get top 5 2 or 3 times a week on a regular basis

I added something to the thread. No intention of bumping.

You don't get top 5 two or three times a week, no matter how many times you claim it. Also, you don't get 4 or 5 cashes a week as you previously claimed. You do realize we can see your signature, right? You have not once met the thresholds you claim to meet "every week".

[ttwarrior1]

not true yis, just cashed 1200 on carbon also

You also lied when you said ive been playing for a long time


Sbr poker not even on my top ten list , could really care less if i ever cash again.
Don't you have some plays to post on fbz

[yisman]

not true yis, just cashed 1200 on carbon also

No one cares about carbon or round people sites.

You also lied when you said ive been playing for a long time

No, that's the truth. You lied.

Sbr poker not even on my top ten list , could really care less if i ever cash again.

Is that why you're always begging for loans to play in tournaments? Is that why you lie and claim to be a top poker player, when you are inept?

I know you could care less, because you do care a lot. You obsess over sbr poker and post more about sbr poker than almost anyone here.

[ttwarrior1]

post about sbr poker more than anything here??

Too bad carbon is the top merge site and thousands play there. Uh no, i rarely played as a non pro. Too cheap to pay the 20 pts or whatever it was back in the day.

Just for that i will post 44 threads at fbz right now. yes it might be a lie, i might only post 7 so you can say i lied

[yisman]

post about sbr poker more than anything here??

Not what I said. Perhaps you should learn how to read.

Just for that i will post 44 threads at fbz right now. yes it might be a lie, i might only post 7 so you can say i lied

Have fun posting whatever you like at "fbz" or "rounders" or "carbon" or any of the hundred other sites you habitually lie at.

[ttwarrior1]

You obsess over sbr poker and post more about sbr poker than almost anyone here.???

I don't lie on any site or here. I get called out and always step it up. I am the best poker player on sbr even if im not ranked 1 on sbr. Fact

[yisman]

You obsess over sbr poker and post more about sbr poker than almost anyone here.???

Correct, tittywarrior obsesses over sbr poker and posts more about it than almost anyone here.

That statement does not equal " post about sbr poker more than anything here??"

You need a reading comprehension coach.

Everyone knows you are an inferior player, which makes you mad because you know it's true, so you constantly lie about how you cash in "four or five" sbr tourneys a week, or "2 or 3 top 5 finishes a week".

The problem for you is that we can see your record, and it is not good.

I don't lie on any site or here. I get called out and always step it up. I am the best poker player on sbr even if im not ranked 1 on sbr. Fact

rolleyes, do you even know what a fact is?

[ttwarrior1]

actually yes it does, it was a continuation of what you posted. I can name 74 people that obsess over sbr poker more than me and post about it. Everyone knows im inferior . I get talked about because I'm the better player. Not the other way around.
See my record and not good
Yes, a fact is just that, a fact.

Are you french canadian or something because you post like a queer.

[yisman]

actually yes it does, it was a continuation of what you posted. I can name 74 people that obsess over sbr poker more than me and post about it. Everyone knows im inferior . I get talked about because I'm the better player. Not the other way around.
See my record and not good

Are you French Canadian or something? Post in English,

Yes, a fact is just that, a fact.

But you don't know what a fact is.

Are you french canadian or something because you post like a queer.

Are you mentally handicapped or something because you can't comprehend even the simplest of points.

[ttwarrior1]

[yisman]

http://kickasspoker.blogspot.com/2007/10/bogus-five-aces-stars-hand-that-wont.html

[banyoe1980]

now that was awsome

[ttwarrior1]

yeh and yis thinks that i think its real probaly

but the one on cake awhile back was real

[The Kraken]

Warrior, settle down pal and go do some HIIT.

[yisman]

yeh and yis thinks that i think its real probaly

rolleyes

but the one on cake awhile back was real

We know you like cake, pal.