The (poker) Chronicles of ttwarrior

[yisman]

shari,u know messages to live help and clicking the red triangle has gotten a few people banned from my requests.that is a fact,not an opinion.

Hilarious. So he reports someone and the person happens to later get banned, ttwarrior "got them banned."

No, these people likely would've been banned anyway. You don't have the power to ban people. Moderators do.

[Ninersnut]

wow he left out some of the chat, i love when people copy and paste and change words around.

That reply from was from scott matusows twitter, but the real question,is why he posts this like 4 days later?


He left out how he was calling me a pedophile some other graphic things

shari,u know messages to live help and clicking the red triangle has gotten a few people banned from my requests.that is a fact,not an opinion.
why don't you copy and paste it all and leave stuffout????????

I play real poker on carbon, felt stars and other sites. sbr poker is for entertainment.

TT Warrior SBR's Resident Snitch. Classic.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

You said you were going to make a post showing source info. You never did.
What happened to that 2am post you said you were delivering, tt?

*crickets*

Probably holding out for a raise on those paid posting points, huh?

[hawley]

ttwarrior just checking in to inform you were buried.

[ttwarrior1]

buried like me taking about 500 pts at poker in the last 2 hours

your buried just being here

[8ArIvd5]

tt, thanks for the points the other day. come play whenever you have time

[yisman]

City Council.

My mistake.

Tonight's 10 PM tournament:

yisman: could've gotten buried had miami scored
Bcatswin: had Miami OH plus 7.5 tjhough
yisman: stupid OT
ttwarrior1: just wait till i announce my running for city council on the forum and facebook
ttwarrior1: gonna be good stuff
yisman: warrior you announced it months ago in sbr chat
Bcatswin: lol t
yisman: it's in chronicles of ttwarrior
ttwarrior1: uh yeh, its every 4 years, not like i can run after the election
ttwarrior1: election aint till next fall
yisman: warrior you announced it already
yisman: old news if you report it on facebook
ttwarrior1: not really an official one
ttwarrior1: and yes i hate all arabs
yisman: will other warriors work on your campaign?
yisman: that should be part of your platform
ttwarrior1: No, it will be common sense and guts
lvherbie: I ran for city council when I was 18 TT... you need a consultant?
yisman: and hatred for arabs
ttwarrior1: u win or run again ?
lvherbie: Also ran for State Senate...
ttwarrior1: u must of lost
lvherbie: no didn't come close to winning..
yisman: damn herb
ttwarrior1: you probaly didnt pay people enough or suck up and lie
lvherbie: Ran on LIbertarian Party...
yisman: would've had my vote
Bcatswin: wow
john_morrison: gg
john_morrison: gl bcats
yisman: easier to get on the libertarian ticket
lvherbie: For something small just volunteer to run...
lvherbie: We used to beg people to run for things like Congress...
Bcatswin: thnx john
lvherbie: Got like 20% of the vote when I ran for CC (three way race) and 3% when I ran for State Senate...
lvherbie: Happy to consult TT..
ttwarrior1: not much needed, only a city of 6 k
ttwarrior1: i hope to get the black vote
ttwarrior1: they like me for some reason
lvherbie: interesting...
ttwarrior1: i should get the black vote, cool vote, gay vote, retard votes, athlete votes and gambling voters
ttwarrior1: rich vote will be a no go
ttwarrior1: rich always vote
ttwarrior1: its all good as long as it makes the forum or i get a badge

[freeVICK]

lol what a loser

[benjy]

Yiz, I think you and Shari should go into the funeral director business together.

Classiest burials ever.

[ttwarrior1]

burial???

I knew he would post this so i made stuff up, classic stuff

yet still he cut out part of the convo, it was alot longer than that, alot of stuff said before. I knew it would annoy him and I got him taken out even though i got taken out too on the river

[ttwarrior1]

heading back to poker to say some better stuff in a few

Too bad i don't copy and paste what others say or there would be alot of perm bans. Im
not a bad guy. I have some class unlike some others.

[yisman]

burial???

I knew he would post this so i made stuff up, classic stuff

yet still he cut out part of the convo, it was alot longer than that, alot of stuff said before. I knew it would annoy him and I got him taken out even though i got taken out too on the river

Are you mentally retarded? I copied and pasted starting from the first thing you said in chat. I said I had to hand it to you because you went five minutes without ranting about Arabs. Then you finally chimed in (and shortly after, got eliminated).

Also, you lost before me as usual, and you didn't get me taken out.

I lost to someone else well after you had been eliminated early, as usual, when I had trips Jacks with King kicker.

warrior, how about making it your goal to learn how to play poker before running for city council?

[ttwarrior1]

oops you had 100 chips or something, rolleyes , big deal and no you didnt put it all in.
Learn how to play poker? lmao. I guess since you think you have more badges that you are better
I play for real poker money on other poker sites

You copied and pasted from when i started, but not when you started. Like i said , im a real man, your just a little boy that goes crying to whoever.

No not retarded but if someone that was, was to join sbr and play sbr poker, I would be all for it and help them out as much as i could as I'm not prejudice towards them like you are.

i lost on the same that that crippled you that rivered me when i had you beat on that hand. I had the straight.

Chill dude. Im on sbr poker now saying ever better stuff. Yes i know i started that last sentence without a capital. go make a post about it. oops

Go copy and paste some plays at fbz

[yisman]

You copied and pasted from when i started, but not when you started. Like i said , im a real man, your just a little boy that goes crying to whoever.

Aren't you the big boy that brags about getting people banned?

No not retarded but if someone that was, was to join sbr and play sbr poker, I would be all for it and help them out as much as i could as I'm not prejudice towards them like you are.

No idea what this means. Try English next time. Did you ever graduate high school, or were your degrees confined to the lofty fields of chip-dipping and Twinkie-frying?


I think it's quite funny that you're always bragging about your poker skill, yet you're a clearly inferior poker player at sbr poker. Yes, I am better than you at SBR poker, and I don't claim to be a great player. I'm average, which makes you well below average. You can tell however many stories you'd like about your poker leagues for round people, and it doesn't change the plain facts here.

You copied and pasted from when i started, but not when you started.

Right. We're in a thread entitled "The (poker) Chronicles of ttwarrior". Are you lost? Why would I include everything I typed before that? What I said isn't germane to the discussion. This thread is about you. You should be honored that someone pays attention to your incessant babbling.

oops you had 100 chips or something, rolleyes , big deal and no you didnt put it all in.

I couldn't put it all in because the guy had first action against me and I could only call him. If you've ever played real online poker, you'd know that if someone with a shorter chip stack goes all in on you, you can't put it all in unless there's someone else in the pot with a higher chip stack.

I had 215 chips left after that hand. warrior, whenever I play in the 10 PM tournament, I finish ahead of you the majority of the time. This should not be surprising to anyone familiar with your poker play.

[ttwarrior1]

didnt read all that, but you finish ahead of me the majority of time is a laugh, ive only been playing about 2 or 3 weeks

You know damn well what i meant by all in. I was all in, other guy was all in and you were not all in because you had more chips. DUH WILBER
Your not even close to being the poker player that I am. You won't even find a structure like that sbr poker at any live tourney or merge poker site or even poker stars for the non usa players.

[hawley]

ttwarrior I am going to beat your ass at the bash since you are already going and it is being paid for

[ttwarrior1]

hawley you be lucky to be around then man. why all the anger. chill man, chill. I'll be partying in hot tubs

[hawley]

hawley you be lucky to be around then man. why all the anger. chill man, chill. I'll be partying in hot tubs

i'm just playing Warrior you know that pal.

[ttwarrior1]

[yisman]

Your not even close to being the poker player that I am. You won't even find a structure like that sbr poker at any live tourney or merge poker site or even poker stars for the non usa players.

The facts are the facts, tittywarrior, and you can't change them. You are an inferior player. I don't want to hear your stories about how great you are in leagues for round people. This is SBR. SBR poker is what is used, not your fantasyland.

didnt read all that

Did you ever graduate high school, or were your degrees confined to the lofty fields of chip-dipping and Twinkie-frying?

I rest my case. tittywarrior never even learned how to read paragraphs.

didnt read all that, but you finish ahead of me the majority of time is a laugh, ive only been playing about 2 or 3 weeks

That is an outright lie.

[yisman]

Yiz, I think you and Shari should go into the funeral director business together.

Classiest burials ever.

We'll have to get back to you on that one. Are you interested in investing?

[benjy]

We'll have to get back to you on that one. Are you interested in investing?

I was thinking about it until I realized that some of your burials just don't stay dead and buried.

Zombies! Zombies!

Though that might lead to repeat business.

[yisman]

benjy I found a good warrior post for you.


Cue warrior claiming he made that post just for me.

[ttwarrior1]

outright lie, ive only been playing since i turned pro and that is only still 3 days a week that i play. get your facts straight kid. I played maybe 2 times when i was a non pro

[ttwarrior1]

gl with the 20 people that will play that charity tourney. i asked for other people that were on the tables complaining about it. Nobody had the guts, so i asked.

[yisman]

outright lie, ive only been playing since i turned pro

Yes, that is an outright lie.

warrior, you are an inveterate liar.

[ttwarrior1]

I wouldnt call playing 2 or 3 tourneys playing. You play everyday. i don't. LMAO at you thinking your even an average poker player playing sbr poker everyday.

come to carbon, america's card room and a few others and play some real poker.

No it was not a lie. I never paid points to play sbr poker less then one hand full of times. If you want to call me a liar for playing less then one handful a times a liar when you knew exactly what i meant. Then you are the biggest moron on the forum.

More people here back me then you on the forum and on poker.

Your officially on block since your a lieing fraud, so continue to post because i won't be reading it.

Over and under on you saying something on sbr poker first before i do about arabs? - 9000

[yisman]

I wouldnt [sic] call playing 2 or 3 tourneys playing.

That's because you're quite possibly retarded.

You play everyday.

No, I don't play every day.

i don't.

You have said you play poker 16 hours a day. Now you say you don't play every day.

LMAO at you thinking your [sic] even an average poker player playing sbr poker everyday.

LMAO at you being obsessed with SBR poker, and being terrible at it.

No it was not a lie. I never paid points to play sbr poker less then one hand full of times. If you want to call me a liar for playing less then one handful a times a liar when you knew exactly what i meant. Then you are the biggest moron on the forum.

You are a liar and I am certainly not the biggest moron on the forum.

More people here back me then you on the forum and on poker.

Where are the people backing you?

Your officially on block since your a lieing [sic] fraud, so continue to post because i won't be reading it.

Good move, warrior. If you're being embarrassed in a debate (if you could call it that. You've admitted to not even reading what you're responding to), quit and insult the other person.

I'm on block? Does that mean you're going to have me banned, too?

Over and under on you saying something on sbr poker first before i do about arabs? - 9000

Do you know what an over/under is? Do you even know the basics of gambling?

[benjy]

[Roxxyfish]

sorry but agree, warrior is a awful poker player

[ttwarrior1]

yeh me winning 300 pts on the tables and getting sucked out on the river tonight and placing 9th . yeh i suck, roll eyes

[ttwarrior1]

Didn't know me playing poker for hours a day was supposed to mean sbr poker

[yisman]

Your officially on block since your a lieing fraud, so continue to post because i won't be reading it.

roll eyes

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

So... as the Chronicles continue, one finds that even when tt is merely observing and not playing, his douchebaggery can still find a way to shine thru -- kinda like the sun taking a quick peek thru the clouds:

(copy/paste from poker chat. As always, nothing altered)

ttwarrior1: arab check, 1 2
BiTeMeUsAdOj: idiot check 1
BiTeMeUsAdOj: can't even seee him either...

[yisman]

Did his hundreds of supporters ever show up?