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  • mikejamm
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-24-09
    • 11045

    #1
    Done with this waste of time SBR poker shithole!
    Nothing ever changes at this shitty fuk’in rigged poker software! It a god damn joke! Same fuk’in stiffs, scammers and ass kissing trump dick suk’in posting whores get in every time!

    Always some stupid fuk’er who calls my all in AK, and then he hits a god damn 4 card river flush with his shitty off suited 2,7!

    Shove your donk ass for dumb fuks and non pro newbie luck box fuk’in poker software straight up you ass SBR! I am fuk’in done play’in here!

    Nothing but a colossal waste of time, and for what? 4 fuk’in months playing this stupid shit to make a shitty predetermined team to possibly “win” 5000 poker points?

    Think about it, you haven’t won shit! A 15,000 rollover? What a fuk’in joke! And like a bunch of degenerate saps, we keep putting up with it!

    It’s a god damn shame and SBR could’ve long ago upgraded or improved this software, but it’s still the same old piece of shit, because they don’t give a fuk about the SBR Pros who’ve endured this shit for years now!
  • franklee168
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-06-11
    • 5544

    #2
    See you on the tables tonight MJ.
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    • Carseller4
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-22-09
      • 19627

      #3
      Trump 2020

      Make Liberals Cry Again
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      • RudyRuetigger
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 08-24-10
        • 65084

        #4
        jammer you make real complaints like the Pick 6 contest seem trivial when you group in complaints like this

        stop
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        • Chipup
          SBR MVP
          • 07-24-13
          • 1435

          #5
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            pressure of makin' The Team getting to the jammer......

            hang in there, and always remember, when it comes to sbr, statistics do NOT apply, and getting it in behind is always a winner on sbr.....

            "sbr, get it in behind, or get it in the behind"
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            • mpaschal34
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 02-04-13
              • 12087

              #7
              Originally posted by Auto Donk
              pressure of makin' The Team getting to the jammer......

              hang in there, and always remember, when it comes to sbr, statistics do NOT apply, and getting it in behind is always a winner on sbr.....

              "sbr, get it in behind, or get it in the behind"
              Followed this theory last night. Shoved with a straight draw heads up to be called by two pair.

              Guess who lucked out?
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                Originally posted by mpaschal34
                Followed this theory last night. Shoved with a straight draw heads up to be called by two pair.

                Guess who lucked out?


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                • bobbywaves
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-06-08
                  • 13280

                  #9
                  Cya MikeSpamm, you won't be missed.
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                  • thechaoz
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-23-09
                    • 12154

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Carseller4
                    Trump 2020

                    Make Liberals Cry Again
                    Actually made my life better once I pulled away from the news. I know he's finished and someone Dem is winning in 2020, that being said...

                    It's just like when I stopped with facebook 3 years ago. Started lifting, working out 5-6 days a week, reading more, picked the guitar back up etc.

                    Walking away from the news because of Trump fatigue has started the same kind of motion. Started a side business, finishing my Masters, joined a few pool and dart leagues, rebuilding an old Chevy of mine.

                    I can't thank him enough for not only improving my life once I was starting to feel 80, but the most important thing really.

                    I know who the traitors/Benedict Arnolds are in my family, friends (not not smartest guys in the bunch), neighbors, coworkers, etc.

                    When the shit goes down, I know who I can trust, and who will tell the Russians or Chinese our bunker spots in the hills.

                    I'll never forgot, never. We've been handed a gift inside a nightmare, now act accordingly.
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                    • fried cheese
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-17-13
                      • 4461

                      #11
                      Originally posted by thechaoz
                      I know who the traitors/Benedict Arnolds are in my family, friends (not not smartest guys in the bunch), neighbors, coworkers, etc.

                      When the shit goes down, I know who I can trust, and who will tell the Russians or Chinese our bunker spots in the hills.

                      I'll never forgot, never. We've been handed a gift inside a nightmare, now act accordingly.
                      it doesnt really seem like you stopped watching the news.
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                      • cincinnatikid513
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-23-17
                        • 45360

                        #12
                        mike tell us how u really feel

                        sbr poker

                        if your getting it in ahead, ur getting it in behind
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                        • JoeCool20
                          SBR MVP
                          • 05-31-18
                          • 4440

                          #13
                          Yeah i was in the chip lead tonight with 7 people left! Got dealt A 9, hit an ace, dude had AJ.

                          I still had half my chips, so then I hit the 3rd diamond on the board with my 2 hole diamonds,

                          went all in and it had given another dude 2 diamonds in the hole also! He was higher flush!

                          LOL I lost with top pair of aces, & then with a flush, & I went from chip lead to out in 7th place in two hands!
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                          • beavis13
                            SBR MVP
                            • 06-18-14
                            • 2823

                            #14
                            Dude it’s pizza points. Relax. You’re more upset then I was when full tilt went under. How much you lose?
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                            • mikejamm
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-24-09
                              • 11045

                              #15
                              Originally posted by beavis13
                              Dude it’s pizza points. Relax. You’re more upset then I was when full tilt went under. How much you lose?
                              At least Full Tilt had some fuk’in variance. It’s pretty god damn bad when I’m to the point of where I can ESP, (Extra-Sensory Perception) the very card that’s gonna hand me my fuk’in bullshit bad beat!

                              Like I said, an off suited call by some moron who hits the flush on the river! But when I have suited connectors K,Q of clubs for example, and pick up two more on the flop, the turn and river are always shit! And of course I get felted by a shitty weak ass pair!

                              Same fuk’in rigged shit hole principle applies in a race too, I flip over QQ, like fuk’in clockwork, the villain has KK!
                              Feel’in good about catch’in pocket Kings, you can bet your ass AA hole card is fuk’in wait’in to screw you!

                              Good play is never rewarded here! Yet some idiot will constantly donk luck box his way into a straight with a 7, 9 all in call!
                              I’ve seen it all, along with several other veteran players. Tired of the bullshit, SBR poker can go fuk itself!
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                              • mikejamm
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 08-24-09
                                • 11045

                                #16
                                Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                jammer you make real complaints like the Pick 6 contest seem trivial when you group in complaints like this

                                stop
                                Fuk you Rudy! You advocate nothing except an SBR ass kissing mentality! You use to have some balls man, now they just sit on a shelf! Go borrow more points to lose!
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                                • franklee168
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 03-06-11
                                  • 5544

                                  #17
                                  See you tonight bro.
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                                  • mikejamm
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 08-24-09
                                    • 11045

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                    Cya MikeSpamm, you won't be missed.
                                    How’s your bitcoin scam go’in, you miserable piece of low life shit! Pretty fuk’in sad, your whole loser fuk’in life is this web site where you’re a constantly busted, small time points scammer. And you’re too fuk’in stupid to even be good at it!
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                                    • Carseller4
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-22-09
                                      • 19627

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by thechaoz
                                      Actually made my life better once I pulled away from the news. I know he's finished and someone Dem is winning in 2020, that being said...
                                      Who beats Trump?

                                      Quid Pro Joe Biden, who struggles to put 3 sentences together and doesn't know what state he is in?
                                      Fauxcahontas?
                                      The guy that married a dude?
                                      Horizontal Harris?
                                      Crazy Massive Heart Attack Guy?

                                      Did you know there is an actual Democrat debate tonight? If you didn't you are not alone.
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                                      • mikejamm
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 08-24-09
                                        • 11045

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by franklee168
                                        See you tonight bro.
                                        No you won’t frank. I might finish the last couple of weeks of this series only because I’ve already committed so much time to this poker shit hole. The only thing I’ll miss is chatt’in with guys like you 4uk.
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                                        • mikejamm
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 08-24-09
                                          • 11045

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                          pressure of makin' The Team getting to the jammer......

                                          hang in there, and always remember, when it comes to sbr, statistics do NOT apply, and getting it in behind is always a winner on sbr.....

                                          "sbr, get it in behind, or get it in the behind"
                                          No pressure Donk man, just done with this shit fest. You win the popularity contest and constantly bitch slap that saggy dildo dong head wussy waves, so you’re guaranteed a spot bro. Congrats

                                          I noticed your side kick name changing points stiff Chip shit, doesn’t have shit to say though. I guess he’s figuring on riding your coat tails into the finals. Good job man, you’ve trained your ass kiss’in stiff well. Better that he keeps his dumb fuk mouth shut anyway, cause he’s got about as much sense as a fuk’in dung beetle.
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                                          • mikejamm
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 08-24-09
                                            • 11045

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Carseller4
                                            Trump 2020

                                            Make Liberals Cry Again
                                            Lol! Orange dumb fuk’s and loser points stiffs stick together! Grab your tiki torch and head back to your cave loser, The Russian bitch boy trump is going to prison. Can’t wait to see those phony tax returns.
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                                            • USCPHILLYGUY
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 12-15-12
                                              • 21746

                                              #23
                                              Disagree on political views but Jammer spot on here Had Shari not saw the scamming piece of shits poker fuks they’d continue to play day after day. But hey maybe a Christmas pardon coming Let’s not even start with the bullshit multi account losers that by my account finished top 2 in BTP. I’ll continue to donate to BigDays cause but come Jan/Feb my time is done here.
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                                              • franklee168
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 03-06-11
                                                • 5544

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by mikejamm
                                                No you won’t frank. I might finish the last couple of weeks of this series only because I’ve already committed so much time to this poker shit hole. The only thing I’ll miss is chatt’in with guys like you 4uk.
                                                I get it man. Sometime the frustration level is maxed out. I took a 6 week break from it and it helped. Also try to take a few days off a week now. BOL to you bro.
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                                  Disagree on political views but Jammer spot on here Had Shari not saw the scamming piece of shits poker fuks they’d continue to play day after day. But hey maybe a Christmas pardon coming Let’s not even start with the bullshit multi account losers that by my account finished top 2 in BTP. I’ll continue to donate to BigDays cause but come Jan/Feb my time is done here.

                                                  sorry to hear that, philly, as -- particularly after having met you in person -- you are truly one of the more level headed posters on the site with quality content/plays etc. provided..... I have you to thank for endiing my idiotic long-standing war with waves.....

                                                  hope you reconsider by the time we get into 2020.....
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                                                  • mikejamm
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 08-24-09
                                                    • 11045

                                                    #26
                                                    Boycott SBR poker, Period! Take a stand! If these fuks can hand out bitcoin to scammers and thieves like candy, they certainly can fuk’in invest in better poker software.
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                                                    • bobbywaves
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 05-06-08
                                                      • 13280

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by mikejamm
                                                      How’s your bitcoin go’in
                                                      It's go'in gr8, thanks for asking broke dikk.

                                                      It's why I was able to retire early, have fun at work tomorrow chump.
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                                                      • Triple_D_Bet
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 12-12-11
                                                        • 7626

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Carseller4
                                                        ...Did you know there is an actual Democrat debate tonight?...
                                                        You mean the show where everyone tries to out-do each other by promising people they'll give the people other people's things and the people won't have to pay anyone back? Funny, that seems like exactly your kind of platform...if they were offering to also force sports betting websites to give an extra 12 points a day for blackjack play, you'd probably vote for em
                                                        (disclaimer: The above joke is solely to point out that CS4 is a lying hypocrite. Both major parties are corrupt thieves looking to steal from some people and give it to others; they only sometimes disagree on who is robbed and who receives the stolen loot)
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                                                        • Triple_D_Bet
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 12-12-11
                                                          • 7626

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                          It's go'in gr8, thanks for asking broke dikk.

                                                          It's why I was able to retire early, have fun at work tomorrow chump.
                                                          Let's not forget the biggest reason you were able to stop working early: welfare money. Have you figured out which of tonight's debate participants you're voting for yet?
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                                                          • bobbywaves
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 05-06-08
                                                            • 13280

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                                            Have you figured out which of tonight's debate participants you're voting for yet?
                                                            It's been well documented Waves is a Trump supporter, get a clue.
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                                                            • Triple_D_Bet
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 12-12-11
                                                              • 7626

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                              It's been well documented Waves is a Trump supporter, get a clue.
                                                              It's certainly well documented that you claim that, but considering how often you lie and scam around here, nobody would put it past you to vote for people who are promising to raise your "retirement" (or as most of us know it to be, money stolen from people who actually work for it). None of these D or R clowns will make life better for you, but most intelligent people don't get that, so there's no chance you can understand that
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                                                              • bobbywaves
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 05-06-08
                                                                • 13280

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                                                It's certainly well documented that you claim that, but considering how often you lie and scam around here, nobody would put it past you to vote for people who are promising to raise your "retirement" (or as most of us know it to be, money stolen from people who actually work for it). None of these D or R clowns will make life better for you, but most intelligent people don't get that, so there's no chance you can understand that
                                                                Donald Trump is certainly not worried about your 1 measly vote, keeping him from a 2nd term. Tell me the last time a presidential election was decided by 1 vote. Conclusion, your vote means nothing Tripe.
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                                                                • ArunSh
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 09-24-07
                                                                  • 6801

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                                  Cya MikeSpamm, you won't be missed.
                                                                  We all return this statement to you Waves!
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                                                                  • thechaoz
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 10-23-09
                                                                    • 12154

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                                    It's been well documented Waves is a Trump supporter, get a clue.
                                                                    Obv. His major support group is middle and lower class, uneducated White Males.

                                                                    Reading sbr for 10 minutes gives you an idea 8/10 posters are in this catagory.
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                                                                    • Sam Losco
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 12-03-16
                                                                      • 3858

                                                                      #35
                                                                      is mike still playing?
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