Blankoblanco says I'm horrible at poker: Let's break it down

[JoeCool20]

So Joe, how come you forgot to mention how you donked me twice in tonight's tournament? Weird. You always are the one who loses as a favorite and loses 50/50s huh? Hm

It's called poker. So chill out about it. I wouldn't even bring it up if you didn't cry every time you lost an all-in

LOL I won the whole tournament BlancoDonko! And the way I did it was the SAME way that you have gotten

2000 points so far. I donked people about 12 times en route to the victory! And I am enjoying the dogshit out of it!

LOL The last hand I was dead to one of 3 ten's, and I donked the 10 and won the tourney!!

LIKE I HAVE TOLD YOU FEW IDIOTS OVER AND OVER ON HERE! I THINK THIS SBR SHIT IS A STUPID DONK JOKE!




So I know you won't do it, but take your OWN damn advice! And CHILL OUT ABOUT IT! STOP CRYING ABOUT IT!

[JAKEPEAVY21]

[Triple_D_Bet]

This one flew right over JoeFool's head LOL.

Sweet, just the right amount of subtly apparently

[Auto Donk]

You sound very salty. Also, you could have gone all in and pushed me off the hand. Instead you tried to trap with top and bottom thinking I just had a pair. Your bad play cost you. You should know not to slow play on here.

You have the hand histories. Please post these other "misplayed" hands you speak of.

"It should go without saying"? LOL. What a butthurt

[Triple_D_Bet]

LOL But there ain't a chance in hell that a chicken wing can fly over your head BigLardAss!!

Please man, I'm begging you, instead of running your mouth to a stranger on a sports chat site,

work on your inability to control your food intake to the point that you are grotesquely obese!

If you can't control something as simple as how much slop you throw down your face everyday,

then you won't be around much longer to make a fool of yourself on here!

[thechaoz]

What would superuser Mike Postle do?

Look at his lap, look at the camera and say, lip the words "Cards?", then look at his lap again.

[thechaoz]

Sweet, just the right amount of subtly apparently

Trip D back helping make SBR Poker great again!

[JoeCool20]

Sucks about Donk....you should have asked around first; any one of us could have told you that if you say one unflattering word to him he does nothing but post these insanely long, nonsensical rants over and over and over and over and over again, usually in the same thread, until you want to tear your eyes out at how stupid he's being and how impossible it is to get through to someone too dense to comprehend what you're saying in between feverishly pounding on the keyboard to post 7 times in a row. Sucks you have to live with that

LOL I highlighted one part in the dumbest thing ever posted on SBR!


You just said that if you START something with somebody on here by running your mouth to them, then

if they reply to you in "too many words" or "too long of a reply" then THEY are somehow "annoying" YOU!


LOL "Hey I may have run my mouth to you like a child, out of the blue for no reason, but your reply to

my childish mouth running was 'too long' so I am annoyed about it."


LOL Way to take the prize for the dumbest post ever posted in the history of the WW Web!


No wonder I rarely reply to your childish mouth running! You are so damn stupid that I feel sorry for you.

[Triple_D_Bet]

LOL I highlighted one part in the dumbest thing ever posted on SBR!


You just said that if you START something with somebody on here by running your mouth to them, then

if they reply to you in "too many words" or "too long of a reply" then THEY are somehow "annoying" YOU!


LOL "Hey I may have run my mouth to you like a child, out of the blue for no reason, but your reply to

my childish mouth running was 'too long' so I am annoyed about it."


LOL Way to take the prize for the dumbest post ever posted in the history of the WW Web!


No wonder I rarely reply to your childish mouth running! You are so damn stupid that I feel sorry for you.

Like BigO said, this one went over your head buddy. We'll give you credit for trying I guess, but it's probably easier just to pretend you understood and talk about something completely different in your reply to it

[JoeCool20]

Like BigO said, this one went over your head buddy. We'll give you credit for trying I guess, but it's probably easier just to pretend you understood and talk about something completely different in your reply to it

LOL I would show you how dumb you look in your own imbecilic stupid words by saying that your reply was:

"Too insanely long and nonsensical. And too stupid!"


But you are too damn dense & retarded to comprehend how dumb you made yourself look on here!

And you sure as hell ain't going to admit it!

So like I say, instead I'll just try to keep rarely replying because I feel so sorry for you bro!

[JoeCool20]

Let me give you a SMALL hint that even a retarded ape could understand.

Don't instigate something by saying an "unflattering word" to someone, out of the blue, and then make a total fool

out of yourself saying that their reply to your childish instigating comment was "Too long." Or "Too repetitive." LOL


Or that makes you look worse than a retarded ape on here to others!


Dude, just work on controlling yourself and STOP making "unflattering" or instigating posts to strangers on here!

Just be nice, or DON'T post! You can do it!! I've told you that you don't want to look like "Waves jr." on here

constantly instigating things with childish posts! Just be nice instead! I'm pulling for you!

[bobbywaves]

But you are too damn dense & retarded to comprehend how dumb you made yourself look on here!

In fairness, Tripe's ignorance was already exposed several years ago. When I suckered Tripe into accepting the largest poker bet in SBR history, then I proceeded to crush him & take his 29k.

[JoeCool20]

Did he pay you?

[bobbywaves]

Did he pay you?

Tripe paid the 29k in full, apparently he wanted to avoid a beatdown at the Bash.

Payment was several days late though. Tripe didn't pay any interest or late fee, since he lacks couth.

[JoeCool20]

I'm sure I could go find it, but what was the bet? Who would get more poker points in a year?

[bobbywaves]

what was the bet? Who would get more poker points in a year?

[Triple_D_Bet]

In fairness, Tripe's ignorance was already exposed several years ago. When I suckered Tripe into accepting the largest poker bet in SBR history, then I proceeded to crush him & take his 29k.

I'd be more embarrassed if you didn't follow that up by losing a 72k bet to DS shortly afterwards

[JoeCool20]

I'd be more embarrassed if you didn't follow that up by losing a 72k bet to DS shortly afterwards

WOW! What was that bet? And did HE pay it?

[Triple_D_Bet]

WOW! What was that bet? And did HE pay it?

Relevant details here: https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...ng-me-72k.html

Bobby was sitting on 91k points, and bet DS that he (bobbo) could reach 100k points before another poster with <10k points did. He said loans couldn't be solicited, but forgot to specify they couldn't be given (solicited means asking for, not receiving one) and he said nothing about gifts. The <10k point poster received a gift and was over 100K points before bobbo, so bobbo lost the bet. He then refused to pay, insisting that rules were broken that he hadn't actually specified in the bet. It would have been like me not paying on our annual poker bet because he played more tournaments than I did, or because he spent all day looking for the tourny with the fewest players to increase his odds. However, those weren't conditions of our bet, so it was a valid bet and I paid up. Bobbo doesn't have the same morals though, so he has the unflattering distinction of losing the biggest bet in SBR history AND stiffing for the most

[bobbywaves]

The <10k point poster received a gift and was over 100K points before bob

Nobody gifts 100k & there's no reason to return pts if it was a gift. Apparently Tat never learned it's considered rude to return a gift. A loan was solicited, breaking a rule & consequently nullifying the wager. Downmouth solicited a loan from dngf to get the necessary points, in his lame attempt to circumvent bet & extort 72k from Waves.

Since you lost the biggest poker bet in SBR's history to Waves, your pathetic deflection tactics are quite understandable.

[JoeCool20]

LOL

[Triple_D_Bet]

Nobody gifts 100k & there's no reason to return pts if it was a gift. Apparently Tat never learned it's considered rude to return a gift. A loan was solicited, breaking a rule & consequently nullifying the wager. Downmouth solicited a loan from dngf to get the necessary points, in his lame attempt to circumvent bet & extort 72k from Waves.

Since you lost the biggest poker bet in SBR's history to Waves, your pathetic deflection tactics are quite understandable.

No proof was ever provided that a loan was solicited. The whole thing has been proven beyond all doubt, no point going back and forth...so we'll leave it at this: rules that weren't specified can't be broken, that's how rules work

[JoeCool20]

I have no idea why you paid him Trip_D! I guess because it was BEFORE he didn't pay the other guy!

Wouldn't it be great if you could have "back-stiffed" him and made up that he "Broke some rule." Like he did

to the other guy? LOL I love doing something back to somebody that they did first and then saying "How do you like it?"


But he got the BEST of it both ways! He won and got paid, because you didn't make something up to not pay him,

and then he lost himself and made up something and didn't pay! LOL If he doesn't mind how that makes him

look, then he just kicked ass! He made a joke out of a couple of people and "double-scammed" a ton of points.

[Triple_D_Bet]

I have no idea why you paid him Trip_D! I guess because it was BEFORE he didn't pay the other guy!

Wouldn't it be great if you could have "back-stiffed" him and made up that he "Broke some rule." Like he did

to the other guy? LOL I love doing something back to somebody that they did first and then saying "How do you like it?"


But he got the BEST of it both ways! He won and got paid, because you didn't make something up to not pay him,

and then he lost himself and made up something and didn't pay! LOL If he doesn't mind how that makes him

look, then he just kicked ass! He made a joke out of a couple of people and "double-scammed" a ton of points.

If he had already stiffed DS< I wouldn't have bet with him until he made good on the debt. If he stiffed during our contest, I would have still paid; my integrity is worth more than some betpoints. I would have just paid them towards his debt with DS directly.

[JoeCool20]

Good idea bro. Unfortunately, he got paid and then didn't pay. Nobody can do anything about it.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Good idea bro. Unfortunately, he got paid and then didn't pay. Nobody can do anything about it.

Best we can do is keep people aware of it and hopefully keep him from scamming anyone else

[bobbywaves]

No proof was ever provided that a loan was solicited.

The proof is in Downmouth's point history dumbass. He didn't have all the necessary pts himself to loan Tat, so he received a loan from dngf. These initial loans & loan paybacks are all clearly documented in Downmouth, Tat, & dngf pts history. Get a clue moron & thanks for the 29k jackass.

[JoeCool20]

Best we can do is keep people aware of it and hopefully keep him from scamming anyone else

Well let's at least give him credit! He sure is good at scamming and flim-flamming!

I wouldn't do it personally, and neither would a lot of us, but let's face it, what's the difference? So what?

He has accrued TENS OF THOUSANDS of points off his highly intelligent and well thought out schemes & scams, and he

has never been perma-banned for it, and all he gets is some strangers on here calling him a welcher and a "point stiff"!!


LOL Why the hell would that bother him? He probably laughs about it while counting all his schemed points!

[bobbywaves]

Well let's at least give him credit!

He sure is good at scamming

If "scamming" in your feeble mind is: Suckering Tripe to accept my 29k poker bet offer, crushing him in our bet, basically stealing Tripe's 29k, making another 6k off our poker wager via side bets with other people.

Then yeah, I'm the best legal "scammer" there is in SBR history.

He has accrued TENS OF THOUSANDS of points off his highly intelligent

Waves has accrued Hundreds OF Thousands of points off his high intelligence, get your facts str8.

[JoeCool20]

Yeah, then not paying when you lost more than the 29K. Read what I said dumbass. If you don't mind what it makes

you look like to a bunch of strangers, then who cares that you collected when you won and didn't pay when you lost?

See how much MORE you can accrue that way! Just collect if you win, and then, when you lose, just make some

stupid-ass excuse & cheat like hell and don't pay! Who cares! It has gotten you a TON of points so far!

[bobbywaves]

Yeah, then not paying when you lost more than the 29K.

I never lost more than 29k. If you're ignorantly referring to the 72k thread by Downmouth, he obviously broke the no loan rule by soliciting a loan from dngf & then loaning Tat nearly 100k.

Hint: If you & Tripe educated yourselves by reading the thread, you'll come off less ignorant:

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...ng-me-72k.html

[Triple_D_Bet]

I never lost more than 29k. If you're ignorantly referring to the 72k thread by Downmouth, he obviously broke the no loan rule by soliciting a loan from dngf & then loaning Tat nearly 100k.

Hint: If you & Tripe educated yourselves by reading the thread, you'll come off less ignorant:

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...ng-me-72k.html

Pity the 'soliciting of loans' condition (which was actually specified, unlike your imaginary rules) doesn't apply to DS; just to you and Tat as stated. Furthermore, you never proved that DS solicited the loan (although it seems likely?). You've gone through several excuses trying to worm out of this, and when they were all proven wrong, you just tried to deny all the facts and pretend nothing happened. It's a classic stiff move, CS4, chipup and all of the classic stiffs have pulled the same thing. Eventually, they usually realize they're embarassing themselves every time they open their mouth and stop doing so, but I think history has shown you're incapable of reaching that level of self-awareness

[bobbywaves]

you never proved that DS solicited the loan

Since you're too stupid & lazy to look up Downmouth's pts history yourself, here's the proof he received a 13k loan from dngf chump. If the 100k Downmouth transferred to Tat was a gift as ignorantly claimed, then there's no valid reason for Tat to return the 100k pts. Pts are only returned on loans, not gifts:

[Triple_D_Bet]

Since you're too stupid & lazy to look up Downmouth's pts history yourself, here's the proof he received a 13k loan from dngf chump. If the 100k Downmouth transferred to Tat was a gift as ignorantly claimed, then there's no valid reason for Tat to return the 100k pts. Pts are only returned on loans, not gifts:

Oops, you seem to have forgot to read the very first thing I posted: Pity the 'soliciting of loans' condition (which was actually specified, unlike your imaginary rules) doesn't apply to DS; just to you and Tat as stated. DS had no restrictions on loans per the terms you offered the bet under.

Furthermore, the points to Tat were explicitly claimed as a gift. The fact that they were sent back later isn't why you didn't pay, as you stiffed for a long time before they were sent back, using a different excuse. The points being sent back isn't a deal-breaker anyways; you didn't prohibit gifts if they were returned, nor did you actually prohibit loans; you only prohibited soliciting loans, and you've never proven that Tat solicited the loan. Therefore, the only possible conclusion is that you lost the bet....but you've never let facts get in your way before, I doubt you'd start now

[bobbywaves]

You requested proof of Downmouth's loan & I provided it.

The only proof I need the 100k was a loan & not a gift:

1) Nobody gifts 100k pts.
2) Nobody returns a 100k gift.
3) Loans are repaid, not gifts.
4) Tat repaid his 100k loan to Downmouth.

If Downmouth had any intelligence, he would have insisted a 3rd party hold our 72k/each escrow. Then this trustworthy 3rd party would be the deciding factor if the rules were broken, not left for me to decide. Unfortunately Downmouth couldn't post up 72k with a 3rd party, like I was more than willing & able to do. Because after Downmouth loaned Tat the 100k, he was left a broke dikk.