Say it ain't so BitemeUSADOJ...you're a...superuser???

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  • TheCentaur
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-28-11
    • 8108

    #1
    Say it ain't so BitemeUSADOJ...you're a...superuser???
    How and why else would he make this play?

    Also, how does he know I am observing a room even though I haven't sat at the table? Maybe it's a tool I don't know about?


    ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
    Hand ID 4304397 $2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:22:00 10/06/2014 ET Table 'Freebird', 6 seats max, Real money Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
    Seat 1 (playing) : thecentaur, amount $249.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 2 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $307.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 4 (playing) : the_situation, amount $156.70, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 5 (playing) : boeingpower, amount $420.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 6 (playing) : iamamonkey, amount $290, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    thecentaur: Small Blind ($2) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Big Blind ($4)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to thecentaur: [Kc, 7c]
    the_situation: Fold
    boeingpower: Fold
    iamamonkey: Fold
    thecentaur: Call [btn] ($2)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($10)
    thecentaur: Call [btn] ($6)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [Qc, Ks, 8h]
    thecentaur: Check [btn] ($0)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet ($18)
    thecentaur: Raise [btn] ($36)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($297.40)
    thecentaur: Call [btn] ($203.80)
    thecentaur: Show Cards ($0) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [Th]
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [5h]
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
    BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown ** Main pot $497.60, Rake $2 Side pot #1 $57.60, Rake $0
    Summary thecentaur: bet $249.80, won $0, net $-249.80
    Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $329.40, won $555.20, net $225.80, HoleCards [4h, 2h], HiHand [a flush, ten high] [Th, 8h, 5h, 4h, 2h], won $497.60 from main pot, won $57.60 from side pot #1

    Last edited by TheCentaur; 06-09-14, 11:43 PM.
  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    hmmm.... move along.... nothing to see here..... sbr software working as designed.....
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    • Fidel_CashFlow
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 12-03-12
      • 53970

      #3
      u dont think he might of got caught bluffing all in?

      but then went on to win the pot anyhow ...

      rough one for you to take so I can understand you are pissed.
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      • Triple_D_Bet
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-12-11
        • 7626

        #4
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        • mikejamm
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-24-09
          • 11045

          #5
          Awe poor Centaurdouche, you should be use to seeing nuts all in your mouth! Nothing new to you! Get those nuts in there real good end enjoy your cream jizz facial! After all it's your livelihood, seeing the nuts, suck'in the cream!
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          • BiTeMe UsAdOj
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-18-11
            • 7537

            #6
            Originally posted by TheCentaur
            Say it ain't so BitemeUSADOJ...you're a...superuser???
            "I can't lie to you Dean Martin... yes, YES I am."


            Originally posted by TheCentaur
            How and why else would he make this play?
            "Whatta maroon...whatta miragey...whatta fukkin "


            Originally posted by TheCentaur
            Also, how does he know I am observing a room even though I haven't sat at the table? Maybe it's a tool I don't know about?
            "Or... maybe... you're... just... a... TOOL?"


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            • GUMMO77
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-23-10
              • 9294

              #7
              Originally posted by TheCentaur
              How and why else would he make this play?

              Also, how does he know I am observing a room even though I haven't sat at the table? Maybe it's a tool I don't know about?


              Don't you know that God is Pooh Bear?
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              • 4uk4life
                SBR MVP
                • 12-09-10
                • 3302

                #8
                Bite is good like that, he's already won 3 tournaments next week, watched Superbowl 50, and voted for the president in 2024...
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                • ProlificalD
                  SBR High Roller
                  • 02-07-14
                  • 164

                  #9
                  Was he betting loose for you to call him for that much with top pair?
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                  • JAKEPEAVY21
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 03-11-11
                    • 29268

                    #10
                    classic trap by biter
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                    • TheCentaur
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 06-28-11
                      • 8108

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ProlificalD
                      Was he betting loose for you to call him for that much with top pair?
                      He has bluffed me like that before

                      He could have a good hand there too, he mixes it up

                      Kind of a crying call but I felt with what had gone on at the table previously he could be bluffing

                      Its not a bluff though when you are a superuser and you know a runner runner flush is coming
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                      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-18-11
                        • 7537

                        #12
                        Originally posted by GUMMO77
                        Don't you know that God is Pooh Bear?
                        Gummo knows.

                        Evolved minds like you & boe can try their damnedest to edify Brother Centy, but there's always something missing from his *soul* that prevents him from FEELING it.

                        Thankfully we all care about him and will never give up trying to enlighten him, as we know we are dealing with his eternal salvation... which hangs in the delicate balance.

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                        • TheCentaur
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 06-28-11
                          • 8108

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj


                          Thankfully we all care about him and will never give up trying to enlighten him, as we know we are dealing with his eternal salvation... which hangs in the delicate balance.
                          yeah that's all well and good but I would settle for knowing what options I have to choose to see who is watching the table
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                          • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-18-11
                            • 7537

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TheCentaur
                            yeah that's all well and good but I would settle for knowing what options I have to choose to see who is watching the table
                            Are you familiar with the whole "Easter Egg" concept on a DVD... O' Confounded One?

                            Same thing here: the enlightened ones among us know where to find it in the SBR store.

                            I implore you to push yourself to A) become a better person so such things are intuitively revealed... B) humble yourself to your enlightened betters so that they may help your further... C) simply push yourself off the Ravenel Bridge so that this guy may have a word with you:
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                            • daneblazer
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 09-14-08
                              • 27861

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TheCentaur
                              ** Dealing Flop **
                              Community cards: [Qc, Ks, 8h]
                              thecentaur: Check [btn] ($0)
                              BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet ($18)
                              thecentaur: Raise [btn] ($36)
                              BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($297.40)
                              thecentaur: Call [btn] ($203.80)
                              There has to be some sort of meta game or larger picture going on here for him to bluff your check min-raise by jamming with air and for you to actually call it with top pair & a weak kicker.
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                Originally posted by daneblazer
                                There has to be some sort of meta game or larger picture going on here for him to bluff your check min-raise by jamming with air and for you to actually call it with top pair & a weak kicker.
                                only Meta World Peace would come to mind when I take this kind of beat; as in climbing into the gallery on the rail and beating the shit outta fans of the player who sucks out on me in such a fashion..... or beating the dealer's ass artest-style for dealing the shit......
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                                • bobbywaves
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-06-08
                                  • 13280

                                  #17
                                  Typical donkey play & runner runner suck out from Bite, nothing new to see here.
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                                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-18-11
                                    • 7537

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                    Typical donkey play & runner runner suck out from Bite, nothing new to see here.
                                    Wow... I obviously really hurt your feelings in the other thread.
                                    Sorry, Bobby... but trust me, the sun will still come up tomorrow, pal.
                                    You'll make it, fella!

                                    MATCHING GAME! (rules: assign actual bet pts won from poker to corresponding SBR'er)

                                    A) 77,707 pts
                                    B) 38,727 pts
                                    ***********
                                    C) Bite
                                    D) Bobbo


                                    "Uh, yeah... and if you'll excuse me now, Bobbo, I gotta get back to planet Earth."
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                                    • GUMMO77
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-23-10
                                      • 9294

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by 4uk4life
                                      Bite is good like that, he's already won 3 tournaments next week, watched Superbowl 50, and voted for the president in 2024...
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                                      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-18-11
                                        • 7537

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by GUMMO77
                                        [ATTACH]69565[/ATTACH]
                                        Well... CLOSE but no cigar.
                                        Let's get this right :

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                                        • GUMMO77
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-23-10
                                          • 9294

                                          #21
                                          Emmett was/is a lady killer
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                                          • sinmiedo
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 03-10-10
                                            • 2698

                                            #22
                                            If you guys want to play Bite , better be ready to play poker , no​t cards.
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                                            • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-18-11
                                              • 7537

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sinmiedo
                                              If you guys want to play Bite , better be ready to play poker , no​t cards.
                                              Sinner... please PM this post to Centaur and Bobbo.

                                              TIA
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                                              • sinmiedo
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 03-10-10
                                                • 2698

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                Sinner... please PM this post to Centaur and Bobbo.

                                                TIA
                                                Hey ........i was just stating the truth.
                                                There are a significant amount of "card player gamblers " that play poker as they were playing black jack.
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                                                • ShogunRua
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-23-09
                                                  • 4668

                                                  #25
                                                  Good call after being put in a pretty tough spot. Most of the time you are crushed there although I don't have knowledge of the table dynamics at the time of the hand other than you mentioning he could have been bluffing. Having said that, I think we've all made moves similar to bites here at some point. Hell, I did it in the Sunday rebuy after a poor read. He obviously got super lucky but.... superuser?
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                                                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-18-11
                                                    • 7537

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by ShogunRua
                                                    superuser?
                                                    "How can Centy be so obtuse?"
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                                                    • biggie12
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 12-30-05
                                                      • 13788

                                                      #27
                                                      Oh some of you need to get lives. SBR POKER and trying to win pts for free pizza. lol
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                                                      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 08-18-11
                                                        • 7537

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by biggie12
                                                        Oh some of you need to get lives. SBR POKER and trying to win pts for free pizza. lol
                                                        It's all Centy has these days, biggie. Well OK... granted the Sterling lawsuit bucked him up a bit, but what if Sterling flip flops yet again and calls the whole thing off? Don't ya think he'll need to drown his sorrows with one of those great new Blake Shelton BBQ pizzas and a ice-cold 2 liter?

                                                        Common man... have a heart... SBR should be like one of those groovy 60's communes where everyone gets along and the SBR office girls spread for everyone.

                                                        PLEASE DON'T JUDGE.
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                                                        • bobbywaves
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 05-06-08
                                                          • 13280

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                          Sinner... please PM this post to Centaur and Bobbo.

                                                          TIA
                                                          Good luck with that...Had my PM's disabled for this very reason, so I don't have to deal with moronic banter.
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                                                          • Triple_D_Bet
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 12-12-11
                                                            • 7626

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                            Good luck with that...Had my PM's disabled for this very reason, so I don't have to deal with moronic banter.
                                                            Let's see what bobbo-of-christmas-past had to say about his PM access:

                                                            Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                            I would have gone the pm route, but Lou felt the need to take away my pm's for no valid reason. I'm just updating the status of my loan, so any slow pay & stiff lists can be updated to warn other potential lenders.
                                                            Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.


                                                            Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                            Since my PM's were taken away for no good reason, please look for my e-mail. Thanks for the quick response & addressing the issue.
                                                            Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.


                                                            Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                            I didn't conduct any business, in fact I hardly ever used PM's. Please have the appropriate department look into why mine were taken away, thanks.
                                                            Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.


                                                            ...and about a dozen other examples. We know you're well-versed in making up fantasy lands for yourself where you can actually be a decent poker player, but keep your make-believe to yourself please
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                                                            • bobbywaves
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 05-06-08
                                                              • 13280

                                                              #31
                                                              Nothing make believe about it, my PM's are disabled....Try sending me one, see what happens.
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                                                              • 4uk4life
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 12-09-10
                                                                • 3302

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by biggie12
                                                                Oh some of you need to get lives. SBR POKER and trying to win pts for free pizza. lol
                                                                mmmm Pizza
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                                                                • Auto Donk
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                                  • 43558

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                                  Nothing make believe about it, my PM's are disabled....Try sending me one, see what happens.
                                                                  i tried it, wussywaves, they responded with "wussywave's is unavailable at the moment, the ducking coward rear-ended Mr. Auto Donk while repeatedly looking out his rear view mirror!"

                                                                  you know the rest, wussywaves:

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                                                                  • pureajb
                                                                    SBR Hustler
                                                                    • 10-24-09
                                                                    • 83

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Bite me your Avatar cracks me up. Good choice
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                                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                                      • 43558

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by pureajb
                                                                      Bite me your Avatar cracks me up. Good choice
                                                                      careful, Kockn will definitely use this as evidence of his cracker-jack ghost hunting abilities...... that, and dustin' his lame, no-poker-skilzz ass at the poker tables!
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