Week 1 Triathlon Update by Jackie Blue
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BiTeMe UsAdOjSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-18-11
- 7537
#36Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#37send me ur email address in a p.m., and I'll send you a few photos to back up my smack... or go look up autodonk69 on pureshit.com, uh, I mean pureplay.com, the site where I won a free lifetime membership in my first month (the only reason i'd be caught dead on that piece of sht poker site), as my avatar is a photo of me with her sitting in my lap in our house on a typical sunday. she's way f'n hotter than Jackie, and you will have no choice but to acknowledge that fact.....Comment -
4uk4lifeSBR MVP
- 12-09-10
- 3302
#38Come on guys, the important thing here is that I'm #1 in the poker standings. Let's not lose sight of the important stuff.Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
- 65084
#40When the fukk was this calculated?
pretty sure I had 600 or so last week.
also, it really doesn't matter since I'm in last in hoops contestComment -
SBR ForumAdministrator
- 12-02-06
- 4559
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RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
- 65084
#42
Edit by Admin: Players that cashed after midnight are credited by the report, so, for consistency sake and so as to not include the winners who cashed earlier than midnight date range has been updated for contest tracking. Changes to be reflected next update.Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
- 65084
#43maybe i only had 200 the first time, but i thought 250
last week was a blur
we all know that with meComment -
Louisvillekid1SBR Aristocracy
- 10-17-07
- 52143
#44Rudy 5k side bet I beat you in this contestComment -
BiTeMe UsAdOjSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-18-11
- 7537
#45send me ur email address in a p.m., and I'll send you a few photos to back up my smack... or go look up autodonk69 on pureshit.com, uh, I mean pureplay.com, the site where I won a free lifetime membership in my first month (the only reason i'd be caught dead on that piece of sht poker site), as my avatar is a photo of me with her sitting in my lap in our house on a typical sunday. she's way f'n hotter than Jackie, and you will have no choice but to acknowledge that fact.....
I hear ya, AD. I'm sure she's 1 MillionBillionTrillion X hotter than Jackie.
CONGRATS
BTW, when I played on Pokerstars I use to have a pic of me and an ex as an avatar, too. You don't even have to send me your email... here it is:
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Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#47Ah yes... the internet... the bastion of veracity.
I hear ya, AD. I'm sure she's 1 MillionBillionTrillion X hotter than Jackie.
CONGRATS
BTW, when I played on Pokerstars I use to have a pic of me and an ex as an avatar, too. You don't even have to send me your email... here it is:
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Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#50we argued about that.... she said it was from masturbating about me with a baseball bat as the "toy"..... came up when I noticed she was a bit like throwing a hotdog down a hallway! (fyi, it wasn't only the plethora of bbc she'd been puttin' away, but she admitted while rollin' one night that ol' kinky fck Billy Bob used to double fist her!)Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
- 65084
#51Angelina Jolie: After Bill Bob Thornton and Angelina split, Bill Bob claimed that even though Angie was voted the “sexiest person in the world,” he says sleeping with sexy women does not guarantee that it’s going to be good. He said sleeping with the “’sexiest person in the world,’ it may be literally like f-cking the couch.” Billy Bob, you struck me as a couch f-cker. Ulch.
guys, lets get back on fukkin topic. i have 610 points for this contest. why am i not listed????Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#53damn, u must be blasted already.... ur cash yesterday doesn't count... 14th through Sunday! u had only 500 pts last week. fck, between the lushes and f'n sheva, u'd think nobody can fcking read or add up pts on this f'n site! I'd tell jake to help u out with this sht, but we know he can't add up badges worth a shit, either! (and jake, u know this is in jest.... and ur obvious comeback is a take from some movie, the name of which escapes me at present as I've started rueRUNtiggering on margs already, "Badges??? I don't need [to add] no stinkin' badges, [I'm always at the top]!"Last edited by Auto Donk; 01-21-14, 05:54 PM.Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
- 65084
#54damn, u must be blasted already.... ur cash yesterday doesn't count... 14th through Sunday! u had only 500 pts last week. fck, between the lushes and f'n sheva, u'd think nobody can fcking read or add up pts on this f'n site! I'd tell jake to help u out with this sht, but we know he can't add up badges worth a shit, either! (and jake, u know this is in jest.... and ur obvious comeback is a take from some movie, the name of which escapes me at present as I've started ruetiggering on margs already, "I don't need [to add] no stinkin' badges, I'm always at the top!"
if i was counting yesterday, do you not think i would say i had 900 points
fukk you are bad at mathComment -
CarpeDimeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-01-09
- 7873
#56
BItejO DuMesUoJ i havent gotten laid since May, mostly because i don't dip down into the 3s/4s range, but if i don't that means 99% of the time I'm getting nothing
probably will take a 3/4 at some point in the next few months, but the point is, yeah, i admit i couldnt score a Jackie type ever, unless maybe like i found her diary and learned all the exact perfect things to say to get her or something like thatComment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
- 65084
#58exactly
BItejO DuMesUoJ i havent gotten laid since May, mostly because i don't dip down into the 3s/4s range, but if i don't that means 99% of the time I'm getting nothing
probably will take a 3/4 at some point in the next few months, but the point is, yeah, i admit i couldnt score a Jackie type ever, unless maybe like i found her diary and learned all the exact perfect things to say to get her or something like that
unrealComment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#59250 plus 250 = 500 u dumb, drunken HIT n run fck!!!! now RUN along boozer, just like u RAN AWAY after hittin' ur pzzy ass 62 strt.... rudyRRRRUUUNNNNtigger!!!!Comment -
ChipupSBR MVP
- 07-24-13
- 1435
#60I think we'd all be grateful for any women at any time.Last edited by Chipup; 01-21-14, 06:24 PM. Reason: Talking out my Ass.. Or My AutoDonk Whatever fits here.Comment -
ChipupSBR MVP
- 07-24-13
- 1435
#63Oh I understand now.. It takes two of them to find your small rooster. Or maybe it's one has to hold it for the other one because she can't stop laughing?Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
- 65084
#64
was once as dumb,
as you
most realize low cashes disappear in a week,
you must not,
it is my 10th place cash tuesday that i seek.
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Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#65if that is true, please accept my sincere apologies.... but I've never seen anything vanish that quickly on sbr.... except for u in that 5/10 game after u sucked out with that 62 strait on me the other day! and I have faith in Jackie & co's ability to get these damn standings correct, even if it can take weeks to do so!Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#66perhaps ur a mere city boy.... check the anatomy of the male donk, then reassess the picture.... if my rooster is "small" when it's out in front of me, well, a large donk must really be a flagpole in length! and here I thought my five foot coock was big! or are u from Nigeria, and the African donks have ten foot dicks, in proportion to their human counterparts???Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#67and yes, ukforlife, I know this thread has gone way fckin far afield.... but we haven't forgotten u! Congrats on ur early top o the leaderboard status..... rudy run tigger will challenge you shortly, given his math skills, he's probably already got himself ahead of u..... cheers! now i'm gonna go stroke my small five foot rooster!Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
- 65084
#68thanks for reminding me to check poker subforumComment
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